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RustShack
12-22-2008, 12:47 AM
My girlfriend just told me I'm addicted to ChiefsPlanet and I need serious help...

TinyEvel
12-22-2008, 12:48 AM
tell her these are your "interweb friends"

Buck
12-22-2008, 12:55 AM
Text her this: "stfu n00b"

I don't think there is a spoken translation, therefore you need to text it.

Reerun_KC
12-22-2008, 05:18 AM
wife tells me that all the time aswell....

the Talking Can
12-22-2008, 06:03 AM
antifreeze

Skip Towne
12-22-2008, 06:32 AM
I thought this was about that show with all the hot chicks.

Baconeater
12-22-2008, 06:34 AM
She needs to join up, that always works out well.

Braincase
12-22-2008, 06:38 AM
She needs to join up, that always works out well.

Tell her there's an ongoing debate about how onions, celery and pineapple affect the taste and consistency of semen, and her opinion is highly valued. Also, we'd like for her to participate in a taste test...

Hoover
12-22-2008, 06:39 AM
I've gone through this before. The first step is always the hardest, bump the bitch.


:D





No, I'm not kidding.

cabletech94
12-22-2008, 07:04 AM
My wife was telling me just to go up north to hang out with all my KC friends.
I then informed her that was impossible because not everyone here was from KC. She then gave me this *what are you talking about expression*.

Can't live with 'em, can't herd 'em to Canada.

RustShack
12-22-2008, 11:05 AM
Women just don't understand...

TinyEvel
12-22-2008, 11:08 AM
You have to balance your CP and your relationship. Keep the woman happy, she'll keep you happy.

Pestilence
12-22-2008, 11:18 AM
My fiance says the same thing. She always looks over and says...."You're on that damn website again!??!?"

EyePod
12-22-2008, 11:26 AM
My girlfriend once told me I go on here too much. I just slapped her and told her to get in the kitchen.

Not really, but sometimes I'll just get up from what I'm doing on here and hang out with her. She likes that I'm dropping something that I like doing to do something with her instead. And yes, I do enjoy spending time with her too...

blueballs
12-22-2008, 11:30 AM
It won't stop until she has your balls in her purse
which she will prance around with for 6 months
then call you a pussy throw the purse in the trash and leave

alpha_omega
12-22-2008, 11:32 AM
Just tell her....at least its not pr0n.

Stinger
12-22-2008, 11:33 AM
Have her sign up and start posting... Stumpy will vouch how well this works.

RustShack
12-22-2008, 12:05 PM
Shes anti sports. Well she claims to like the Iowa Hawkeyes... but she doesn't pay attention to them at all.

Donger
12-22-2008, 12:09 PM
Why tell her this place even exists?

RustShack
12-22-2008, 12:11 PM
Sometimes she just sits by me and watches me... so I didn't tell her.

Demonpenz
12-22-2008, 12:20 PM
My best friend took a weeks worth of valuum

Bowser
12-22-2008, 12:29 PM
My best friend took a weeks worth of valuum

In a week?

StcChief
12-22-2008, 02:04 PM
Tell her there's an ongoing debate about how onions, celery and pineapple affect the taste and consistency of semen, and her opinion is highly valued. Also, we'd like for her to participate in a taste test...ROFL

MahiMike
12-22-2008, 02:21 PM
My wife told me if I don't stop fishin' she's gonna leave me.

Man, I'm gonna miss her.