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dtebbe
12-22-2008, 09:14 AM
Here's mine:

There once was a QB named Thiggy
Who ran the ball quite jiggy
He chucked it in the air
Gave all a huge scare
In the end Herm said you my n-iggy

Ok the hands-down winner is blaise with this gem:

There once was a player named Larry
Who opponents once found quite scary
He got a new deal
Stopped running with zeal
And now averages 3 yards a carry.

ROFL

Rausch
12-22-2008, 09:15 AM
Here's mine:

There once was a QB named Thiggy
Who ran the ball quite jiggy
He chucked it in the air
Gave all a huge scare
In the end Herm said you my n-iggy

White, Black, or yellow...man...prepare for the hate.

Extra Point
12-22-2008, 09:41 AM
the was a young man named Glenn Dorsey
Who rode in on a pass-rush high horsey
JWhit said he was lard
Playing head-up on guard
Is he played wrong, he said, "Why, of course-y!"

Stryker
12-22-2008, 09:44 AM
There was a young lady from Glasco
who liked to be touched on the ...

Opps! Wrong thread! :doh!:

MVChiefFan
12-22-2008, 09:48 AM
there once lived carl the king
who tried but couldn't get a ring
he then got the boot
we all had a hoot
then Pioli in they'll bring

Stewie
12-22-2008, 10:06 AM
There once was a coach named Gun
Who's passion was second to none
When running cover two
He knew he'd be screwed
And watched as the team lost a ton

Agent V
12-22-2008, 10:06 AM
Herm, please just quit
Gun, you're a twit
Carl, you split
And in a seat I will sit
When we are purged of this shit

MVChiefFan
12-22-2008, 10:20 AM
there once was a man named herm
he tried to coach tough and firm
it just didn't work
he's a blame-passing jerk
and his paycheck never he earned

Frankie
12-22-2008, 10:25 AM
Wher is Mr. Fax when we need him? I bet he is in a phone booth at this very moment preparing to come to the rescue.

Gonzo
12-22-2008, 10:33 AM
Dammit this team sucks
I doubt Thigpen's the answer
Dorsey equals Sims

blaise
12-22-2008, 10:33 AM
There once was a player named Larry
Who opponents once found quite scary
He got a new deal
Stopped running with zeal
And now averages 3 yards a carry.

Gonzo
12-22-2008, 10:34 AM
There once was a player named Larry
Who opponents once found quite scary
He got a new deal
Stopped running with zeal
And now averages 3 yards a carry.

Winner!!!! :clap:

gblowfish
12-22-2008, 10:40 AM
Fax is our limerick king
His rhymes always carry a sting
They'll be no Chiefs Dissing
Cause' Fax has gone missing...
FAX....can you give us a ring????

MVChiefFan
12-22-2008, 10:42 AM
There once was a player named Larry
Who opponents once found quite scary
He got a new deal
Stopped running with zeal
And now averages 3 yards a carry.


ROFL Yeah, I've gotta give that one to ya!

talastan
12-22-2008, 10:45 AM
There once was a player named Larry
Who opponents once found quite scary
He got a new deal
Stopped running with zeal
And now averages 3 yards a carry.

ROFL Rep!

Extra Point
12-22-2008, 10:55 AM
There is a tight end named Gonzalez
Who saw a Titan that played our timbales
He turned to Dick Curl
And saw Gunn almost hurl
Then asked, "Herm, do you know what a ball is?"

ping2000
12-22-2008, 11:15 AM
There once was a coach name of Herm
His life was a big waste of sperm
Please help me today,
Hold him down while I spray
Cause Lysol can really kill germs

Frankie
12-22-2008, 01:31 PM
Winner!!!! :clap:

Almost Fax-like.

MahiMike
12-22-2008, 02:11 PM
Whilst traveling from Miami to KC
My wife wore a thong and a Lacy
My flip flops in tow
and teal shirt aglow
now my butt's stuck to the Seaty

shitgoose
12-22-2008, 02:15 PM
There once was a QB name Croyle
When he went down things came to a boil
We all hate his life
But want to f*ck his wife
Herm you've brought us nothing but turmoil

Gonzo
12-22-2008, 02:29 PM
There once was a QB name Croyle
When he went down things came to a boil
We all hate his life
But want to f*ck his wife
Herm you've brought us nothing but toil



ROFL
Not bad. I would say Turmoil for the last though.

shitgoose
12-22-2008, 02:31 PM
ROFL
Not bad. I would say Turmoil for the last though.

thats better

OtisJohnson
12-22-2008, 03:43 PM
There once was a player named Larry
Who opponents once found quite scary
He got a new deal
Stopped running with zeal
And now averages 3 yards a carry.


Not bad but would be better if true :rolleyes: .....I would suggest this instead ....
The Chiefs have a back name of Larry
His average ...4.7 a carry
From Herm's grace he did fall
Now he can't get the ball
While we lose all our games kind of scary

or maybe ....
There once was a back name of Larry
Who opponents once found kinda scary
Then he spit on a Ho
To the doghouse he goes
Despite averaging 4.7 a carry

MVChiefFan
12-22-2008, 03:45 PM
Not bad but would be better if true :rolleyes: .....I would suggest this instead ....
The Chiefs have a back name of Larry
His average ...4.7 a carry
From Herm's grace he did fall
Now he can't get the ball
While we lose all our games kind of scary

or maybe ....
There once was a back name of Larry
Who opponents once found kinda scary
Then he spit on a Ho
To the doghouse he goes
Despite averaging 4.7 a carry


Otis "Larry" Johnson???

OtisJohnson
12-22-2008, 03:50 PM
Damn , busted ....

MVChiefFan
12-22-2008, 04:03 PM
Damn , busted ....

AGAIN?!!! Man, that's several times this year, from what I hear.

MahiMike
12-23-2008, 08:53 AM
There once was a fan from Bartoff
whose Dolphins looked to a playoff
he watched with dismay
"This Herm guy is GAY!"
and quickly froze his arseoff

old_geezer
12-23-2008, 09:49 AM
There once was a coach in KC
Whose brain was the size of a pea.
He placed all of the blame
On the rest of the team,
And kept everything good for himself.

Monty
12-23-2008, 10:14 AM
All the tailgaters in KC
Used to party with glee.
Then Herm came to town,
the excitement went down
Now, the parking lots are half empty.