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B_Ambuehl
12-23-2008, 02:14 PM
For the sole reason that developing a QB should be high on our list of priorities and Martz has proven time and again he can do it. Martz gets a bad wrap, but he's won everywhere he's been and when he leaves his former teams always regress big time. Anybody that can get two consecutive 4000 yard seasons and a 6-2 record out of John Kitna oughta get some consideration if you plan on developing a QB.

This defense is at least 2 years away from even having NFL quality players so you might as well try to do something on the offensive side of the football.

Fruit Ninja
12-23-2008, 02:15 PM
I am cool on Martz. Not for KC. lol I want someone that can actually fix the defense.

|Zach|
12-23-2008, 02:15 PM
Terrible.

Sure-Oz
12-23-2008, 02:16 PM
No

Dartgod
12-23-2008, 02:16 PM
:popcorn:

Thig Lyfe
12-23-2008, 02:17 PM
Bad wrap? You mean like this?

http://miarussostern.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/my-mess.jpg

Otter
12-23-2008, 02:17 PM
You suck

blueballs
12-23-2008, 02:17 PM
where's Milkman

J Diddy
12-23-2008, 02:20 PM
you mean the guy who took dv's team to the super bowl but didn't win it. Hmm, dv version .85

Woodrow Call
12-23-2008, 02:20 PM
Good Lord

gblowfish
12-23-2008, 02:25 PM
Mike Martz is the Wile E. Coyote of NFL coaches.
His plans will blow up, guaranteed.

smittysbar
12-23-2008, 02:28 PM
Hell No!

DeezNutz
12-23-2008, 02:30 PM
I might rather keep Herm. Not sure, but I might.

Crush
12-23-2008, 02:31 PM
NO!!!!

Cornstock
12-23-2008, 02:35 PM
Def not as head coach. maybe some other coaching position. that would rock if Hunt would bring him on as QB coach tho. He would definately be the highest paid QB coach in the league. prolly more than chan as OC

Planetman
12-23-2008, 02:37 PM
Mike Martz is the Wile E. Coyote of NFL coaches.
His plans will blow up, guaranteed.
ROFL How true. Go back and check the score we ran up on him when he was with St. Louis.

2000 - Chiefs 54 Rams 34
2002 - Chiefs 49 Rams 10

NO FREAKING THANK YOU!

blueballs
12-23-2008, 02:39 PM
He would put LJ on the market
as one of his first moves

Fritz88
12-23-2008, 02:41 PM
I just threw up on my Keyboard.

Adept Havelock
12-23-2008, 02:47 PM
What a great idea. Then we can bring back G-Rob to run the Defense. :banghead:

Gonzo
12-23-2008, 02:48 PM
Ummm.....




































no

Demonpenz
12-23-2008, 02:51 PM
I would like an attacking younger coach for Defensive cordinator. Does Jim Johnson have any grandsons or any spawn that can steal his plans?

JuicesFlowing
12-23-2008, 02:55 PM
No thanks. I'll take Vermeil over Martz. And that's a no also.

The_Doctor10
12-23-2008, 02:57 PM
I like Martz as an offensive genius; he runs NFL offenses like he was coaching in the CFL, and I can't help but admire him for trying.

The problem is, the offense is putting up 20-30 points a week on a regular basis. Martz's system is damn complicated; how many points are you gonna leave on the table while your players adjust to an offense so complex it would make Jon Gruden blush?

When you really think about it, if the Chiefs make two extra defensive stands per game since Thigpen took over, there's a decent chance the team is challenging Denver and san diego for the division.

Frazod
12-23-2008, 03:00 PM
Nuthooks. :mad:

Bwana
12-23-2008, 03:02 PM
No! NO No!

'Hamas' Jenkins
12-23-2008, 03:02 PM
Def not as head coach. maybe some other coaching position. that would rock if Hunt would bring him on as QB coach tho. He would definately be the highest paid QB coach in the league. prolly more than chan as OC

This. You make him QB coach and assistant HC. Pay him 1.5 mil a year to develop the QBs, and don't let him anywhere near an offensive gameplan.

Braincase
12-23-2008, 03:08 PM
Mike Martz is the NFL equivalent of Olestra.

DJ's left nut
12-23-2008, 03:25 PM
For the sole reason that developing a QB should be high on our list of priorities and Martz has proven time and again he can do it. Martz gets a bad wrap, but he's won everywhere he's been and when he leaves his former teams always regress big time. Anybody that can get two consecutive 4000 yard seasons and a 6-2 record out of John Kitna oughta get some consideration if you plan on developing a QB.

This defense is at least 2 years away from even having NFL quality players so you might as well try to do something on the offensive side of the football.

I like the thought, but can't figure out the conclusion. Why oh why would you hire Mike Martz to develop a young QB? Do you plan on having said QB remain effective for more than 1 or 2 seasons?

Martz had destroyed more QBs than the love child of Rodney Harrison and Bernard Pollard.

Warner, Bulger and Kitna were all quivering masses of jittery feet and broken ribs by the time that guy left town. Alex Smith was the smart one, he just decided to get hurt before the season started. It took Warner 3 years to recover, Bulger never did, Kitna's just gonna sit this one out.

No No No No No No.

Lzen
12-23-2008, 03:29 PM
Pardon me, but I think you meant to post this in this thread.


http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=199012

B_Ambuehl
12-23-2008, 04:25 PM
This. You make him QB coach and assistant HC. Pay him 1.5 mil a year to develop the QBs, and don't let him anywhere near an offensive gameplan.

That might actually be an option. I was thinking since he's already an offensive coordinator the only way to get him would be to promote him to HC, but various talking heads are saying Singletary might not want to keep him around in SF.

Fish
12-23-2008, 04:33 PM
This. You make him QB coach and assistant HC. Pay him 1.5 mil a year to develop the QBs, and don't let him anywhere near an offensive gameplan.

ROFL

I have this mental picture of Martz standing outside the coaches room with arms full of papers, defeated look on his face as he see's the sign on the door "No Mike's Allowed!"