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milkman
01-04-2009, 07:49 AM
I'm not even going to make any other comments on this.

I'm just going to let you read it and enjoy.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/football/bears/chi-04-pompei-scout,0,967363.story

KCFalcon59
01-04-2009, 07:52 AM
OMFG that is hilarious.

CupidStunt
01-04-2009, 07:54 AM
OMFG that is hilarious.

Not really. Brown will shoot up draft boards.

Ultra Peanut
01-04-2009, 07:57 AM
http://i42.tinypic.com/kdvghw.gif

KCFalcon59
01-04-2009, 07:59 AM
Not really. Brown will shoot up draft boards.

I should have been more clear. I meant the whole mock in general.

milkman
01-04-2009, 08:00 AM
Not really. Brown will shoot up draft boards.

I think you're right, but that far?

And how about pick number 10 and 11?

milkman
01-04-2009, 08:00 AM
I should have been more clear. I meant the whole mock in general.

Comic relief.

kstater
01-04-2009, 08:08 AM
LMAO

kstater
01-04-2009, 08:10 AM
He's even got Tebow in the top 20. Orakpo going late 1st.

KC2004
01-04-2009, 08:11 AM
1. Lions: Sam Bradford*, Oklahoma QB

2. Rams: Andre Smith*, Alabama OT

3. Chiefs: Everette Brown*, Florida State DE

4. Seahawks: Eugene Monroe, Virginia OT

5. Browns: Terrence Cody*, Alabama DT

6. Bengals: Michael Crabtree*, Texas Tech WR

7. Raiders: Aaron Curry, Wake Forest LB

8. Jaguars: Rey Maualuga, Southern California LB

9. Packers: Beanie Wells*, Ohio State RB

10. 49ers: Josh Freeman*, Kansas State QB ROFL

11. Bills: Matthew Stafford*, Georgia QB

12. Broncos: Brian Cushing, Southern California LB

13. Redskins: Malcolm Jenkins, Ohio State CB

14. Saints: Vontae Davis*, Illinois CB

15. Texans : Tyson Jackson, Louisiana State DE

16. Chargers^: Knowshon Moreno*, Georgia RB

17. Jets: Jeremy Maclin*, Missouri WR

18. Bears: Michael Johnson, Georgia Tech DE

19. Bucs : Tim Tebow*, Florida QB ROFL

20. Lions (from Cowboys ): James Laurinaitis, Ohio State LB

21. Cardinals^: Shonn Greene*, Iowa RB

22. Eagles ^ : Taylor Mays*, Southern California S

23. Vikings^: Phil Loadholt, Oklahoma OT

24. Patriots: Larry English, Northern Illinois DE

25. Falcons ^: Greg Hardy, Mississippi DE

26. Dolphins^: Percy Harvin, Florida WR

27. Ravens ^: Darrius Heyward-Bey, Maryland WR

28. Eagles^ (from Panthers^): Brian Orakpo, Texas DE

29. Colts^: Brian Robiskie, Ohio State WR

30. Giants^: LeSean McCoy*, Pittsburgh RB

31. Steelers^: Jason Smith, Baylor OT

32. Titans^: Brandon Pettigrew, Oklahoma State TE

Where the hell did Oher go?

Deberg_1990
01-04-2009, 08:15 AM
Stafford falling to #11 ??

Pablo
01-04-2009, 08:16 AM
Probably the best mock I've ever laid eyes on.

Beautiful.

CupidStunt
01-04-2009, 08:17 AM
Didn't even waste my time looking at the rest of it.

BCD
01-04-2009, 08:20 AM
LMAO What a fucking tool.

BCD
01-04-2009, 08:21 AM
I think you're right, but that far?

And how about pick number 10 and 11?Stafford going to the Bills? WTF? ROFL

BCD
01-04-2009, 08:22 AM
Probably the best mock I've ever laid eyes on.

Beautiful.I can only hope you are joking...

Pablo
01-04-2009, 08:23 AM
I can only hope you are joking...No, everything I post on CP is totally super-serial. All the time.

BCD
01-04-2009, 08:23 AM
Jesus. This must be a joke. There is all kinds of stupid in that mock.

stumppy
01-04-2009, 08:31 AM
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Some of the comments are great.


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This is impressive. You have managed a way to actually take a dump on your monitor, somehow have it digitized, saved on your computer, uploaded to the Chicago Tribune and posted on this website as a "Mock Draft"
This is truly genius
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kstater
01-04-2009, 08:38 AM
I thought there were stupid Chiefs fans:

The brain that is in (bear's owner) Angelo's head should tell him that he has a horrible track record in the first two rounds. So he should trade out of the first and second since this team has so many holes.

Mr. Arrowhead
01-04-2009, 08:40 AM
Wow Freeman going before Stafford LMAO

BCD
01-04-2009, 08:45 AM
I posted a comment. No need to register. Blow it up guys!

BigVE
01-04-2009, 08:46 AM
I stopped reading when I saw they had SanFran taking JOSH FREEMAN at 10 ahead of Stafford!!!! FWIW, Everett Brown wouldn't break my heart but it would be BAD if we passed up Stafford though....NO WAY THIS mock is even in the ballpark.

BigVE
01-04-2009, 08:51 AM
I posted a comment. No need to register. Blow it up guys!

Dave from Akron....I commented just after you did.

Mr. Laz
01-04-2009, 09:32 AM
freeman going 10th is just insane

DTLB58
01-04-2009, 09:42 AM
Ignoring the fact that Stafford would fall all the way to #11 :eek: in this scenario.....All the mocks will be based off of whether or not the person writing them believes we are going forward with Tyler as our QBOTF.

We do need a pass rusher...I'm not up on the college game much. So let's say the new GM decides Tyler is the man, is this guy from Florida State good enought to take #3 overall?

IMO we need to draft a QB #3 overall.

milkman
01-04-2009, 10:21 AM
Ignoring the fact that Stafford would fall all the way to #11 :eek: in this scenario.....All the mocks will be based off of whether or not the person writing them believes we are going forward with Tyler as our QBOTF.

We do need a pass rusher...I'm not up on the college game much. So let's say the new GM decides Tyler is the man, is this guy from Florida State good enought to take #3 overall?

IMO we need to draft a QB #3 overall.

I think Brown is going to rise up on draft boards leading up to the draft, but he's not going to be a #3 overall draft pick.

At #3, if we don't have a shot at a QB, then taylor Mays will be the best player on the board that can help this team.

dorseybowe
01-04-2009, 10:24 AM
Earth 1 Dan Pompei 0

BCD
01-04-2009, 11:03 AM
Ignoring the fact that Stafford would fall all the way to #11 :eek: in this scenario.....All the mocks will be based off of whether or not the person writing them believes we are going forward with Tyler as our QBOTF.

Evidently, Pompeii is retarded and believes Thig is a franchise QB.

Frazod
01-04-2009, 11:05 AM
I quit reading when he had Freeman going in THE FIRST ROUND ahead of Stafford. Good God. :shake:

KChiefs1
01-04-2009, 11:08 AM
and this guy is considered an NFL "expert".ROFL

King_Chief_Fan
01-04-2009, 12:07 PM
I think Brown is going to rise up on draft boards leading up to the draft, but he's not going to be a #3 overall draft pick.

At #3, if we don't have a shot at a QB, then taylor Mays will be the best player on the board that can help this team.
you are taking a safety at #3? Man you people are too fucking stupid to breathe

Frazod
01-04-2009, 12:10 PM
and this guy is considered an NFL "expert".ROFL

Apparently all you need to be an NFL QB is tall. :spock:

milkman
01-04-2009, 12:14 PM
you are taking a safety at #3? Man you people are too ****ing stupid to breathe

Wow.

Original, aren't ya.

I'm taking Taylor Mays because he's a difference maker, position be damned.

Safeties aren't top 10 players unless they are special.

Mays is special.

Mr. Laz
01-04-2009, 12:22 PM
Wow.

Original, aren't ya.

I'm taking Taylor Mays because he's a difference maker, position be damned.

Safeties aren't top 10 players unless they are special.

Mays is special.
mecca?

milkman
01-04-2009, 12:26 PM
mecca?

Yes, I agree with mecca here.

The guy is a special talent.

Mr. Laz
01-04-2009, 12:27 PM
Yes, I agree with mecca here.

The guy is a special talent.
before or after mecca starting chirping?

dorseybowe
01-04-2009, 12:31 PM
Yes, I agree with mecca here.

The guy is a special talent.

There is concern due to the fact that he plays on one of the best defenses in the country in USC, with players like Maualuga (sp?) and Cushing. The Ryan Sims' effect never dies.

Ari Chi3fs
01-04-2009, 12:32 PM
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This is impressive. You have managed a way to actually take a dump on your monitor, somehow have it digitized, saved on your computer, uploaded to the Chicago Tribune and posted on this website as a "Mock Draft"
This is truly genius
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WHAT? I have used "Mel Kiper's Hair" as my fantasy football name, before. Hah ahaha.

milkman
01-04-2009, 12:33 PM
before or after mecca starting chirping?

I live on the west coast.

I see USC all the time.

Ari Chi3fs
01-04-2009, 12:34 PM
If I recall correctly, Pompeii was destroyed by a huge fucking volcano... I see the parallel.

Al Bundy
01-04-2009, 12:39 PM
Hahaha... Tebow is a late 2md day talent if at all....

unothadeal
01-04-2009, 12:45 PM
Wow.

Original, aren't ya.

I'm taking Taylor Mays because he's a difference maker, position be damned.

Safeties aren't top 10 players unless they are special.

Mays is special.

Take the game today for example.

KCUnited
01-04-2009, 12:47 PM
Wow.

Original, aren't ya.

I'm taking Taylor Mays because he's a difference maker, position be damned.

Safeties aren't top 10 players unless they are special.

Mays is special.

Safety in the top 5 has happend once in the last 10 years. Sean Taylor. I'm open to it though.

DaneMcCloud
01-04-2009, 01:15 PM
I live on the west coast.

I see USC all the time.

Hippy Liberal

DaneMcCloud
01-04-2009, 01:17 PM
Dan Pompei sucks.

He sucked when he wrote for the Sporting News and he continues to suck today.

I used to write emails to the Sporting News ripping him in the 90's for his stupid drafts and his refusal to mention the Chiefs in his columns from 1993-1997.

He's moron and probably (dare I say it), worse than Adam "I can't write" Teicher.

Baby Lee
01-04-2009, 01:24 PM
Where the hell did Oher go?
We get him in the 2nd, stultifying the 'you don't waste a top pick' acolytes.

milkman
01-04-2009, 01:25 PM
Hippy Liberal

Yeah that's me, and I know it's pretty obvious I'm all about love and peace from my posts.

ROYC75
01-04-2009, 01:28 PM
Drugs and rational thinking do not mix, Mr Dan Pompeii. Just does not mix.

DaneMcCloud
01-04-2009, 01:46 PM
Yeah that's me, and I know it's pretty obvious I'm all about love and peace from my posts.

LMAO

Ultra Peanut
01-05-2009, 02:44 AM
We get him in the 2nd, stultifying the 'you don't waste a top pick' acolytes.Yes, yes. Let's spend a ridiculous amount of money and a top 3 pick on a RT. Sure, we could fill a position that's more difficult to fill with that pick instead of drafting a lineman and trying to convert Albert into a mauler, but it's not like we have many needs or anything.

KCChiefsMan
01-05-2009, 03:14 AM
that was a good laugh. I had a good chuckle and pick #10

Mecca
01-05-2009, 03:45 AM
Safety in the top 5 has happend once in the last 10 years. Sean Taylor. I'm open to it though.

That's wrong Landry went in the top 10 also...

Mays is a very very rare and special player, giant size, great speed, great range.

You can say other great players in the front 7 yes but he is by far the best player in the secondary.

POND_OF_RED
01-05-2009, 04:18 AM
This guy lost all credibility when he left Graham Harrell off the list.

KCUnited
01-05-2009, 06:44 AM
That's wrong Landry went in the top 10 also...

Mays is a very very rare and special player, giant size, great speed, great range.

You can say other great players in the front 7 yes but he is by far the best player in the secondary.

I said top 5.