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BigRedChief
01-04-2009, 09:24 AM
This is a non-public poll so you can vote in secret for your favorite n00b.

The Polls are now open. Poll place listing determined by order of nomination. Midnight Vulture was disqualified because he has already been on the Planet under another username. Triple could be a dupe user name, if so he will also be disqualified. Stevie Ray is not a N00b. Wellll on the Planet anyway.

N00bs may campaign, bribe and unduly influence voters at will during the election.

Past Winners:
2007 Crazy Coffey
2006 Bill Parcells (Now D2112)
2005 Forgot, anyone remember? The poll may not have taken place. Where's the Planet's historian?
2004 Fax

Write in votes must be public.

Current write in totals:
badmajama = 1 vote
M_V = 1 vote

Al Bundy
01-04-2009, 09:26 AM
MikeMaslowski.

milkman
01-04-2009, 09:26 AM
Is there going to be a "Who the fuck cares about n00bs?" option?

kstater
01-04-2009, 09:35 AM
oy, slim pickin's this year.

BigRedChief
01-04-2009, 09:35 AM
oy, slim pickin's this year.
Theres an option to voice your displeasure.

KCUnited
01-04-2009, 09:48 AM
the_spat got my vote for the Time To Come Up With Some Sweet Bands Name's thread, cuz I love that shit. Zilla, you had me until the other day when you said you just had this feeling that we were going to get Marty as GM, Cowher as HC, and Wade Phillips as DC. Its that kind of unacceptable homerism that has set Chiefs fans back to Red and Gold lightning Zuba pants status. Anyway, congrats to all the members on the list.

Reerun_KC
01-04-2009, 09:50 AM
Had to go with Chiefzilla....

kstater
01-04-2009, 09:51 AM
Theres an option to voice your displeasure.

I said slim pickens, not no pickens.

Voted for Spat.

Skip Towne
01-04-2009, 09:55 AM
I said slim pickens, not no pickens.

Voted for Spat.

I have a hard and fast rule against voting for kitchen utensils.

Bill Parcells
01-04-2009, 10:14 AM
badmajama is my write in n00b.

Bacon Cheeseburger
01-04-2009, 10:26 AM
badmajama is my write in n00b.

:spock: I wonder why he didn't make the list, he wasn't disqualified for any reason that I know of.

Meh. Oh well, life's not fair.

Deberg_1990
01-04-2009, 10:27 AM
No love for Midnight Vulture?

Bacon Cheeseburger
01-04-2009, 10:28 AM
No love for Midnight Vulture?

He was disqualified because he wasn't a true n00b.

Bill Parcells
01-04-2009, 10:30 AM
:spock: I wonder why he didn't make the list, he wasn't disqualified for any reason that I know of.

Meh. Oh well, life's not fair.

I told you BRC wasn't qualified for this job. but who am I? :shrug:

Deberg_1990
01-04-2009, 10:33 AM
He was disqualified because he wasn't a true n00b.

He wasnt? Did he join in 07? Or is he someone else?

Bacon Cheeseburger
01-04-2009, 10:38 AM
He wasnt? Did he join in 07? Or is he someone else?
He was fightclub1983, remember the "I stole a sweet laptop" thread? Same guy.

el borracho
01-04-2009, 10:39 AM
At least dorseybowe talks about football.

blueballs
01-04-2009, 10:53 AM
2008 was
EPIC FAIL
write in for M_V

luv
01-04-2009, 10:56 AM
2008 was
EPIC FAIL
write in for M_V

Too bad he originally joined in 2007.

blueballs
01-04-2009, 10:56 AM
what part of
EPIC FAIL
do you not understand

BigRedChief
01-04-2009, 12:51 PM
:spock: I wonder why he didn't make the list, he wasn't disqualified for any reason that I know of.

Meh. Oh well, life's not fair.
I didn't know he was nominated. I will keep a tally of all write in votes in the 1st post in this thread.

I asked if there was anyone we missed and posted the poll list for two days before it became "official".

BigRedChief
01-04-2009, 01:07 PM
Dorseybowe with the early lead of 6 votes but 5 nominees are within 3 votes of the leader.

Skip Towne
01-04-2009, 01:30 PM
When does this poll close?

dorseybowe
01-04-2009, 01:36 PM
Dorseybowe with the early lead of 6 votes but 5 nominees are within 3 votes of the leader.

My goal is to draw conservatives and liberals together, uniting our country and enhancing our democracy.

Additionally, after my inauguration, in my new administration, Herman Edwards, Larry Johnson, Dick Curl, Mike Priefer, Tim Krumrie, and Gunther Cunningham will be deported to the country of Canada.

Despite Dwayne Bowe demonstrating a lack of competence and Glenn Dorsey potentially being a bust, I can only ask for a dorseybowe vote.

:D ROFL

Frazod
01-04-2009, 01:40 PM
I voted for the the_spatula. He got on my nerves when he first joined and I was kind of shitty to him, but he ended up being OK.

Johnny Vegas
01-04-2009, 01:42 PM
:spock: I wonder why he didn't make the list, he wasn't disqualified for any reason that I know of.

Meh. Oh well, life's not fair.

I hate my job.

BigRedChief
01-04-2009, 02:05 PM
write in candidate n00bs caught up to here

BigRedChief
01-04-2009, 02:09 PM
When does this poll close?
Looks like the 2007 poll went on for 12 days.

Any suggested length?

Jewish Rabbi
01-04-2009, 03:26 PM
Remember, if you're undecided, there is an offer of $5500 casino cash to vote for the Rabbi!

Guru
01-04-2009, 03:27 PM
Is there going to be a "Who the **** cares about n00bs?" option?This

didn't they break the mold after Coffey won it anyway?

Skip Towne
01-04-2009, 03:29 PM
Remember, if you're undecided, there is an offer of $5500 casino cash to vote for the Rabbi!

Meh. That stuff is worthless. I've tried to spend mine all over town. Nobody accepts it.

Valiant
01-04-2009, 03:40 PM
Midnight Vulture, he is more deserving then the others even with your restrictions..

Mr. Flopnuts
01-04-2009, 03:52 PM
Triple should have way more votes.

BigRedChief
01-04-2009, 03:59 PM
Triple should have way more votes.
He may be disqualified anyway if its found out that this is a dupe ID or a new one for a former poster.

Bacon Cheeseburger
01-04-2009, 04:00 PM
He may be disqualified anyway if its found out that this is a dupe ID or a new one for a former poster.

He joined this year with both of them so it really shouldn't matter.

BigRedChief
01-04-2009, 04:02 PM
He joined this year with both of them so it really shouldn't matter.
Yep, if thats the case then he's good to go.

StcChief
01-04-2009, 05:31 PM
Jewish Rabbi

DT58HOF
01-04-2009, 05:39 PM
I WIN THIS AWARD.
Thank You All I am So Grateful to Except this Great Honor,lol

BigRedChief
01-04-2009, 07:19 PM
I WIN THIS AWARD.
Thank You All I am So Grateful to Except this Great Honor,lol
With having your username that you have it would seems that you would have at least got a nomination.

Johnny Vegas
01-04-2009, 07:29 PM
I WIN THIS AWARD.
Thank You All I am So Grateful to Except this Great Honor,lol

accept.:)

TinyEvel
01-04-2009, 08:28 PM
Can I write myself in for 2005?

BigRedChief
01-04-2009, 09:39 PM
Can I write myself in for 2005?
welll I am in the biggest loser challenge. Maybe we can work a deal?:)

TinyEvel
01-04-2009, 09:42 PM
welll I am in the biggest loser challenge. Maybe we can work a deal?:)

How's that going so far? What's your plan?

BigRedChief
01-04-2009, 09:58 PM
How's that going so far? What's your plan?
Wellll its going great for the whole 4 days so far....:)

Kyle DeLexus
01-04-2009, 11:37 PM
Man I should have joined in 2009 would have had a full year to campaign. Now I'm not even qualified to run against a field that has "no 2008 n00b is worthy" as an option.

SPATCH
01-04-2009, 11:42 PM
Man I should have joined in 2009 would have had a full year to campaign. Now I'm not even qualified to run against a field that has "no 2008 n00b is worthy" as an option.

if your think that you're better than the n00b class of 2008 then you can go fuck yourself

Mr. Flopnuts
01-04-2009, 11:45 PM
n00b fight!@@1!1!1!1!!!!!!!!!onewon

DaneMcCloud
01-04-2009, 11:46 PM
Spatula's a lead paint eating drano baby.

DCS gets my vote!

TinyEvel
01-04-2009, 11:56 PM
What, no KCBubb listed?

Dang, I had put a lot of hope and effort into that guy. Even gave him his own welcome thread.

He's like my own personal Brodie Croyle.

DaneMcCloud
01-05-2009, 12:04 AM
What, no KCBubb listed?

Dang, I had put a lot of hope and effort into that guy. Even gave him his own welcome thread.

He's like my own personal Brodie Croyle.

I think he's closer to your own personal Rashard Barksdale

Kyle DeLexus
01-05-2009, 12:09 AM
if your think that you're better than the n00b class of 2008 then you can go **** yourself

Of course I'm better!...I have many leather bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.


But then again I wasn't even included in the n00b class of 2008 on the official here's who you can nominate post so what do I know.

SPATCH
01-05-2009, 12:11 AM
Of course I'm better!...I have many leather bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.


But then again I wasn't even included in the n00b class of 2008 on the official here's who you can nominate post so what do I know.

you didn't have enough posts... it was in the OP n00b

Kyle DeLexus
01-05-2009, 12:14 AM
Also...a vote for MWagg72 is basically a vote saying yes I'd have sex with Taya Parker 2009 Penthouse Pet of the Year! Why, anything else would be un-American (or un-Canadian if thats where your from)

Kyle DeLexus
01-05-2009, 12:23 AM
you didn't have enough posts... it was in the OP n00b

Yep, I was just trying to make a case for what a great candidate I could have made given time to campaign and $30 mill. and to raise attention to the fact that the system is flawed!

SPATCH
01-05-2009, 12:37 AM
Yep, I was just trying to make a case for what a great candidate I could have made given time to campaign and $30 mill. and to raise attention to the fact that the system is flawed!

gtfo

BigRedChief
01-05-2009, 11:41 AM
Mike Mazlowski leads the pack with 15 votes

Darth Carlsatan and dorseybowe are tied for 2nd place with 11 votes apiece.

raybec 4
01-05-2009, 11:55 AM
What kind of shit is this? Jesus, I thought I would get a sympathy vote at least.

eazyb81
01-05-2009, 11:59 AM
Spatula's a lead paint eating drano baby.

DCS gets my vote!

Why? Because he dared to question you in the everlasting Big 12/Pac 10 pissfest?

And THEN you go on to laud Darth Douche, the most annoying poster on here?

Kerberos
01-05-2009, 12:37 PM
I vote for Midnight Duchebag.

He was entertaining to watch everyone pile on and he didn't know when to stop.

AND he's got a KICKASS motorcycle too. Chicks dig it.

BigRedChief
01-05-2009, 12:40 PM
What kind of shit is this? Jesus, I thought I would get a sympathy vote at least.
You got nominated. Seems at least your nominator would vote for you?

BigRedChief
01-05-2009, 12:40 PM
I vote for Midnight Duchebag.

He was entertaining to watch everyone pile on and he didn't know when to stop.

AND he's got a KICKASS motorcycle too. Chicks dig it.
disqualifed. Read the first post.

smittysbar
01-05-2009, 12:51 PM
Man I should have joined in 2009 would have had a full year to campaign. Now I'm not even qualified to run against a field that has "no 2008 n00b is worthy" as an option.

You will get to run in 2009. That was the case last year, CC won the n00b 2007 class, but was a late 2006 join date..........I was the brides maid :doh!:

Kerberos
01-05-2009, 01:54 PM
disqualifed. Read the first post.


:doh!:

Hey wait....how do we know one of those listed isn't a GoatCheeze alias? Like Darth CarlSatan?????1??

Saulbadguy
01-05-2009, 01:55 PM
Gotta go with Jewish Rabbi.

BigRedChief
01-05-2009, 01:57 PM
:doh!:

Hey wait....how do we know one of those listed isn't a GoatCheeze alias? Like Darth CarlSatan?????1??
Daface confimed they were legitamate first time users. welll as far as he can tell anyway. But who can tell better than him?

DaKCMan AP
01-05-2009, 01:59 PM
Weak class this year.

BigRedChief
01-05-2009, 02:10 PM
The veterans on the planet are real harsh this year.

No worthy n00b takes over 2nd place.

MagicHef
01-05-2009, 02:10 PM
Yes! One vote!

BigRedChief
01-05-2009, 02:11 PM
Yes! One vote!
jeeez $10 mil in casino cash how?

Bacon Cheeseburger
01-05-2009, 02:17 PM
The veterans on the planet are real harsh this year.

No worthy n00b takes over 2nd place.

What happens if that option gets the most votes? Does no one win then?

BigRedChief
01-05-2009, 02:20 PM
What happens if that option gets the most votes? Does no one win then?Never happened before but I would assume so? But then again a lot of veterans have it in for n00bs so thats not fair either.

Won't be a decision I make. Hopefully someone will beat out no one.

DaneMcCloud
01-05-2009, 02:21 PM
I voted for DCS.

Love him or hate him, he's got a pretty good football acumen.

MagicHef
01-05-2009, 02:38 PM
jeeez $10 mil in casino cash how?

Never mind that, but instead take a minute to think about this: Your name can be rearranged to spell "Dig Rich Beef" or "Iced Herb Fig."

MikeMaslowski
01-05-2009, 02:46 PM
What happens if that option gets the most votes? Does no one win then?

Please read my suggestion in post #7 on this thread: http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=199718

BigRedChief
01-05-2009, 10:42 PM
Please read my suggestion in post #7 on this thread: http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=199718
Thats a good idea.

Bill Parcells
01-05-2009, 10:48 PM
This thread is quickly losing it's burst. BRC, do something.

BigRedChief
01-06-2009, 06:05 AM
This thread is quickly losing it's burst. BRC, do something.
http://images.paraorkut.com/img/pics/images/a/angelina_jolie-4945.jpg

BigRedChief
01-06-2009, 06:54 AM
It would seem to me that the Planet is a little underwhelmed with the choice of King of the N00b this year. Currently the no one is worthy option is leading.

So the question is do we forget this year and make it a two year award. Use join dates of Jan.2008 - Dec. 2009?

What say you Planet?

For refrence here's the nominees from the last 2 years.


Best n00b of 2007 nominees
CrazyCoffey Winner!
findthedr
Fly O.T. Wall
GonzoRox88
kstater
Micjones
pestilenceaf23
Rustshack
smittybar
kdog414141
Buehler445 Best n00b of 2006 nominees.

1. Humas Jenkins
2. Hootie
3. Buc Eyed
4. Bill Parcell (now, D2112)Winner!
5. Mooo
6. Scott Free
7. Blue Balls
8. Basileus77
9. Rad 1638
10. pr_capone
11. BWillie1007

MikeMaslowski
01-06-2009, 10:37 AM
It would seem to me that the Planet is a little underwhelmed with the choice of King of the N00b this year. Currently the no one is worthy option is leading.

So the question is do we forget this year and make it a two year award. Use join dates of Jan.2008 - Dec. 2009?

What say you Planet?

For refrence here's the nominees from the last 2 years.


Best n00b of 2007 nominees
CrazyCoffey Winner!
findthedr
Fly O.T. Wall
GonzoRox88
kstater
Micjones
pestilenceaf23
Rustshack
smittybar
kdog414141
Buehler445 Best n00b of 2006 nominees.

1. Humas Jenkins
2. Hootie
3. Buc Eyed
4. Bill Parcell (now, D2112)Winner!
5. Mooo
6. Scott Free
7. Blue Balls
8. Basileus77
9. Rad 1638
10. pr_capone
11. BWillie1007

Geee.... Where did you ever come up with such a great idea?

BigRedChief
01-06-2009, 11:21 AM
Geee.... Where did you ever come up with such a great idea?
Shaddduppp and post some pics of boobies.

Bacon Cheeseburger
01-06-2009, 11:23 AM
I think since you put the "no n00b is worthy" option on the poll you need to honor it if it wins. Sorry n00bs.

crazycoffey
01-06-2009, 11:25 AM
I don't know who do vote for. Mr. Sauto seems a worthy vote, but I don't like his first name.

crazycoffey
01-06-2009, 11:27 AM
This

didn't they break the mold after Coffey won it anyway?


Of course you mean this as a compliment, right?

OnTheWarpath58
01-06-2009, 11:38 AM
I think since you put the "no n00b is worthy" option on the poll you need to honor it if it wins. Sorry n00bs.

I agree.

JASONSAUTO
01-06-2009, 11:43 AM
I don't know who do vote for. Mr. Sauto seems a worthy vote, but I don't like his first name.

Whats wrong with my first name?

crazycoffey
01-06-2009, 11:45 AM
Whats wrong with my first name?


IDK.... you tell me.

JASONSAUTO
01-06-2009, 11:47 AM
IDK.... you tell me.

i dont see anything wrong with it?? you are the one who said you didnt care for it

Bacon Cheeseburger
01-06-2009, 11:47 AM
Whats wrong with my first name?

:shrug:

http://api.ning.com/files/x7FG2HC67s145HIQtn8sKer6JUaVtG2l8iNiq8Eu6-k_/JasonFridaythe13th.jpg

crazycoffey
01-06-2009, 11:48 AM
LOL

JASONSAUTO
01-06-2009, 11:48 AM
:shrug:

http://api.ning.com/files/x7FG2HC67s145HIQtn8sKer6JUaVtG2l8iNiq8Eu6-k_/JasonFridaythe13th.jpg

hey i resemble that

MikeMaslowski
01-06-2009, 02:10 PM
I think since you put the "no n00b is worthy" option on the poll you need to honor it if it wins. Sorry n00bs.

Have you missed my campaign? This is calculated, don't let this blow up in the other n00bs face. It just makes it fun for next year.:D

bowener
01-06-2009, 02:24 PM
I didnt get to be in the n00b race last year :(
And I dont get to be in this one :(

MagicHef
01-06-2009, 02:27 PM
What the...

Someone else voted for me.

BigRedChief
01-06-2009, 09:35 PM
What the...

Someone else voted for me.
I know! Unbelievable.:rolleyes:

BigRedChief
01-08-2009, 06:11 AM
So what say you Planet? Do we announce the winner as no one is worthy and do a 2 year poll next year?

Skip Towne
01-08-2009, 06:22 AM
So what say you Planet? Do we announce the winner as no one is worthy and do a 2 year poll next year?

Sounds good

MikeMaslowski
01-08-2009, 08:18 AM
Sounds good

yup

Gonzo
01-08-2009, 08:24 AM
yup

:cuss: ROFL


You are all winners in Skips eyes.

BigRedChief
01-08-2009, 08:52 AM
yup
You don't have a vote. :mad:

we could have had a victor but you asked people not to vote for you. It's all your fault.

kstater
01-08-2009, 10:59 AM
So what say you Planet? Do we announce the winner as no one is worthy and do a 2 year poll next year?

No one is worthy this year, so they shouldn't be included next year.

ziggysocki
01-08-2009, 11:01 AM
Screw you all. I am usurping the n00b throne and crowning myself. 2008 King of the N00bs.

Kyle DeLexus
01-08-2009, 11:08 AM
No one is worthy this year, so they shouldn't be included next year.

This is kind of what that option would mean to me but as an alternative you could take everyone with 10 or more votes and put them in next years election. That way you got the top n00bs of 2008 with the n00b class of 2009.

Mr. Flopnuts
01-09-2009, 06:30 PM
No one is worthy this year, so they shouldn't be included next year.

This

blueballs
01-09-2009, 06:34 PM
It lookes like the 2007 King of the n00bs
has to keep getting the coffee -cleaning up after the Bronco fans
and getting neg rep when you can't rep the same post or poster

blueballs
01-09-2009, 06:36 PM
Screw you all. I am usurping the n00b throne and crowning myself. 2008 King of the N00bs.

oh wait

RNR
01-09-2009, 06:51 PM
The criteria is not that tough based on winners from the past. There are a few here that are not bad posters, this time we have none that post every single thought they have, or post 600 posts a day rather they can add value or not so I guess that is the problem.

BigRedChief
01-10-2009, 08:28 AM
One last bump for opinions. If it falls off the front page then no winner is being declared.

MikeMaslowski
01-16-2009, 06:52 PM
Yay..! I'm so far behind due to my recent military business... but.. as a planet, we prevailed!