Who's the 2008 King of the N00b's? Time to vote. [Archive]

BigRedChief

01-04-2009, 10:24 AM

This is a non-public poll so you can vote in secret for your favorite n00b.

The Polls are now open. Poll place listing determined by order of nomination. Midnight Vulture was disqualified because he has already been on the Planet under another username. Triple could be a dupe user name, if so he will also be disqualified. Stevie Ray is not a N00b. Wellll on the Planet anyway.

N00bs may campaign, bribe and unduly influence voters at will during the election.

Past Winners:
2007 Crazy Coffey
2006 Bill Parcells (Now D2112)
2005 Forgot, anyone remember? The poll may not have taken place. Where's the Planet's historian?
2004 Fax

Write in votes must be public.

Current write in totals:
badmajama = 1 vote
M_V = 1 vote

Al Bundy

01-04-2009, 10:26 AM

MikeMaslowski.

milkman

01-04-2009, 10:26 AM

Is there going to be a "Who the fuck cares about n00bs?" option?

kstater

01-04-2009, 10:35 AM

oy, slim pickin's this year.

BigRedChief

01-04-2009, 10:35 AM

oy, slim pickin's this year.
Theres an option to voice your displeasure.

KCUnited

01-04-2009, 10:48 AM

the_spat got my vote for the Time To Come Up With Some Sweet Bands Name's thread, cuz I love that shit. Zilla, you had me until the other day when you said you just had this feeling that we were going to get Marty as GM, Cowher as HC, and Wade Phillips as DC. Its that kind of unacceptable homerism that has set Chiefs fans back to Red and Gold lightning Zuba pants status. Anyway, congrats to all the members on the list.

Reerun_KC

01-04-2009, 10:50 AM

Had to go with Chiefzilla....

kstater

01-04-2009, 10:51 AM

Theres an option to voice your displeasure.

I said slim pickens, not no pickens.

Voted for Spat.

Skip Towne

01-04-2009, 10:55 AM

I said slim pickens, not no pickens.

Voted for Spat.

I have a hard and fast rule against voting for kitchen utensils.

2112

01-04-2009, 11:14 AM

badmajama is my write in n00b.

Bugeater

01-04-2009, 11:26 AM

badmajama is my write in n00b.

:spock: I wonder why he didn't make the list, he wasn't disqualified for any reason that I know of.

Meh. Oh well, life's not fair.

Deberg_1990

01-04-2009, 11:27 AM

No love for Midnight Vulture?

Bugeater

01-04-2009, 11:28 AM

No love for Midnight Vulture?

He was disqualified because he wasn't a true n00b.

2112

01-04-2009, 11:30 AM

:spock: I wonder why he didn't make the list, he wasn't disqualified for any reason that I know of.

Meh. Oh well, life's not fair.

I told you BRC wasn't qualified for this job. but who am I? :shrug:

Deberg_1990

01-04-2009, 11:33 AM

He was disqualified because he wasn't a true n00b.

He wasnt? Did he join in 07? Or is he someone else?

Bugeater

01-04-2009, 11:38 AM

He wasnt? Did he join in 07? Or is he someone else?
He was fightclub1983, remember the "I stole a sweet laptop" thread? Same guy.

el borracho

01-04-2009, 11:39 AM

At least dorseybowe talks about football.

blueballs

01-04-2009, 11:53 AM

2008 was
EPIC FAIL
write in for M_V

luv

01-04-2009, 11:56 AM

2008 was
EPIC FAIL
write in for M_V

Too bad he originally joined in 2007.

blueballs

01-04-2009, 11:56 AM

what part of
EPIC FAIL
do you not understand

BigRedChief

01-04-2009, 01:51 PM

:spock: I wonder why he didn't make the list, he wasn't disqualified for any reason that I know of.

Meh. Oh well, life's not fair.
I didn't know he was nominated. I will keep a tally of all write in votes in the 1st post in this thread.

I asked if there was anyone we missed and posted the poll list for two days before it became "official".

BigRedChief

01-04-2009, 02:07 PM

Dorseybowe with the early lead of 6 votes but 5 nominees are within 3 votes of the leader.

Skip Towne

01-04-2009, 02:30 PM

When does this poll close?

dorseybowe

01-04-2009, 02:36 PM

Dorseybowe with the early lead of 6 votes but 5 nominees are within 3 votes of the leader.

My goal is to draw conservatives and liberals together, uniting our country and enhancing our democracy.

Additionally, after my inauguration, in my new administration, Herman Edwards, Larry Johnson, Dick Curl, Mike Priefer, Tim Krumrie, and Gunther Cunningham will be deported to the country of Canada.

Despite Dwayne Bowe demonstrating a lack of competence and Glenn Dorsey potentially being a bust, I can only ask for a dorseybowe vote.

:D ROFL

Frazod

01-04-2009, 02:40 PM

I voted for the the_spatula. He got on my nerves when he first joined and I was kind of shitty to him, but he ended up being OK.

Johnny Vegas

01-04-2009, 02:42 PM

:spock: I wonder why he didn't make the list, he wasn't disqualified for any reason that I know of.

Meh. Oh well, life's not fair.

I hate my job.

BigRedChief

01-04-2009, 03:05 PM

write in candidate n00bs caught up to here

BigRedChief

01-04-2009, 03:09 PM

When does this poll close?
Looks like the 2007 poll went on for 12 days.

Any suggested length?

Jewish Rabbi

01-04-2009, 04:26 PM

Remember, if you're undecided, there is an offer of $5500 casino cash to vote for the Rabbi!

007

01-04-2009, 04:27 PM

Is there going to be a "Who the **** cares about n00bs?" option?This

didn't they break the mold after Coffey won it anyway?

Skip Towne

01-04-2009, 04:29 PM

Remember, if you're undecided, there is an offer of $5500 casino cash to vote for the Rabbi!

Meh. That stuff is worthless. I've tried to spend mine all over town. Nobody accepts it.

Valiant

01-04-2009, 04:40 PM

Midnight Vulture, he is more deserving then the others even with your restrictions..

Mr. Flopnuts

01-04-2009, 04:52 PM

Triple should have way more votes.

BigRedChief

01-04-2009, 04:59 PM

Triple should have way more votes.
He may be disqualified anyway if its found out that this is a dupe ID or a new one for a former poster.

Bugeater

01-04-2009, 05:00 PM

He may be disqualified anyway if its found out that this is a dupe ID or a new one for a former poster.

He joined this year with both of them so it really shouldn't matter.

BigRedChief

01-04-2009, 05:02 PM

He joined this year with both of them so it really shouldn't matter.
Yep, if thats the case then he's good to go.

StcChief

01-04-2009, 06:31 PM

Jewish Rabbi

DT58HOF

01-04-2009, 06:39 PM

I WIN THIS AWARD.
Thank You All I am So Grateful to Except this Great Honor,lol

BigRedChief

01-04-2009, 08:19 PM

I WIN THIS AWARD.
Thank You All I am So Grateful to Except this Great Honor,lol
With having your username that you have it would seems that you would have at least got a nomination.

Johnny Vegas

01-04-2009, 08:29 PM

I WIN THIS AWARD.
Thank You All I am So Grateful to Except this Great Honor,lol

accept.:)

TinyEvel

01-04-2009, 09:28 PM

Can I write myself in for 2005?

BigRedChief

01-04-2009, 10:39 PM

Can I write myself in for 2005?
welll I am in the biggest loser challenge. Maybe we can work a deal?:)

TinyEvel

01-04-2009, 10:42 PM

welll I am in the biggest loser challenge. Maybe we can work a deal?:)

How's that going so far? What's your plan?

BigRedChief

01-04-2009, 10:58 PM

How's that going so far? What's your plan?
Wellll its going great for the whole 4 days so far....:)

Kyle DeLexus

01-05-2009, 12:37 AM

Man I should have joined in 2009 would have had a full year to campaign. Now I'm not even qualified to run against a field that has "no 2008 n00b is worthy" as an option.

SPATCH

01-05-2009, 12:42 AM

Man I should have joined in 2009 would have had a full year to campaign. Now I'm not even qualified to run against a field that has "no 2008 n00b is worthy" as an option.

if your think that you're better than the n00b class of 2008 then you can go fuck yourself

Mr. Flopnuts

01-05-2009, 12:45 AM

n00b fight!@@1!1!1!1!!!!!!!!!onewon

DaneMcCloud

01-05-2009, 12:46 AM

Spatula's a lead paint eating drano baby.

DCS gets my vote!

TinyEvel

01-05-2009, 12:56 AM

What, no KCBubb listed?

Dang, I had put a lot of hope and effort into that guy. Even gave him his own welcome thread.

He's like my own personal Brodie Croyle.

DaneMcCloud

01-05-2009, 01:04 AM

What, no KCBubb listed?

Dang, I had put a lot of hope and effort into that guy. Even gave him his own welcome thread.

He's like my own personal Brodie Croyle.

I think he's closer to your own personal Rashard Barksdale

Kyle DeLexus

01-05-2009, 01:09 AM

if your think that you're better than the n00b class of 2008 then you can go **** yourself

Of course I'm better!...I have many leather bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

But then again I wasn't even included in the n00b class of 2008 on the official here's who you can nominate post so what do I know.

SPATCH

01-05-2009, 01:11 AM

Of course I'm better!...I have many leather bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

But then again I wasn't even included in the n00b class of 2008 on the official here's who you can nominate post so what do I know.

you didn't have enough posts... it was in the OP n00b

Kyle DeLexus

01-05-2009, 01:14 AM

Also...a vote for MWagg72 is basically a vote saying yes I'd have sex with Taya Parker 2009 Penthouse Pet of the Year! Why, anything else would be un-American (or un-Canadian if thats where your from)

Kyle DeLexus

01-05-2009, 01:23 AM

you didn't have enough posts... it was in the OP n00b

Yep, I was just trying to make a case for what a great candidate I could have made given time to campaign and $30 mill. and to raise attention to the fact that the system is flawed!

SPATCH

01-05-2009, 01:37 AM

Yep, I was just trying to make a case for what a great candidate I could have made given time to campaign and $30 mill. and to raise attention to the fact that the system is flawed!

gtfo

BigRedChief

01-05-2009, 12:41 PM

Mike Mazlowski leads the pack with 15 votes

Darth Carlsatan and dorseybowe are tied for 2nd place with 11 votes apiece.

raybec 4

01-05-2009, 12:55 PM

What kind of shit is this? Jesus, I thought I would get a sympathy vote at least.

eazyb81

01-05-2009, 12:59 PM

Spatula's a lead paint eating drano baby.

DCS gets my vote!

Why? Because he dared to question you in the everlasting Big 12/Pac 10 pissfest?

And THEN you go on to laud Darth Douche, the most annoying poster on here?

Kerberos

01-05-2009, 01:37 PM

I vote for Midnight Duchebag.

He was entertaining to watch everyone pile on and he didn't know when to stop.

AND he's got a KICKASS motorcycle too. Chicks dig it.

BigRedChief

01-05-2009, 01:40 PM

What kind of shit is this? Jesus, I thought I would get a sympathy vote at least.
You got nominated. Seems at least your nominator would vote for you?

BigRedChief

01-05-2009, 01:40 PM

I vote for Midnight Duchebag.

He was entertaining to watch everyone pile on and he didn't know when to stop.

AND he's got a KICKASS motorcycle too. Chicks dig it.
disqualifed. Read the first post.

smittysbar

01-05-2009, 01:51 PM

Man I should have joined in 2009 would have had a full year to campaign. Now I'm not even qualified to run against a field that has "no 2008 n00b is worthy" as an option.

You will get to run in 2009. That was the case last year, CC won the n00b 2007 class, but was a late 2006 join date..........I was the brides maid :doh!:

Kerberos

01-05-2009, 02:54 PM

disqualifed. Read the first post.

:doh!:

Hey wait....how do we know one of those listed isn't a GoatCheeze alias? Like Darth CarlSatan?????1??

Saulbadguy

01-05-2009, 02:55 PM

Gotta go with Jewish Rabbi.

BigRedChief

01-05-2009, 02:57 PM

:doh!:

Hey wait....how do we know one of those listed isn't a GoatCheeze alias? Like Darth CarlSatan?????1??
Daface confimed they were legitamate first time users. welll as far as he can tell anyway. But who can tell better than him?

DaKCMan AP

01-05-2009, 02:59 PM

Weak class this year.

BigRedChief

01-05-2009, 03:10 PM

The veterans on the planet are real harsh this year.

No worthy n00b takes over 2nd place.

MagicHef

01-05-2009, 03:10 PM

Yes! One vote!

BigRedChief

01-05-2009, 03:11 PM

Yes! One vote!
jeeez $10 mil in casino cash how?

Bugeater

01-05-2009, 03:17 PM

The veterans on the planet are real harsh this year.

No worthy n00b takes over 2nd place.

What happens if that option gets the most votes? Does no one win then?

BigRedChief

01-05-2009, 03:20 PM

What happens if that option gets the most votes? Does no one win then?Never happened before but I would assume so? But then again a lot of veterans have it in for n00bs so thats not fair either.

Won't be a decision I make. Hopefully someone will beat out no one.

DaneMcCloud

01-05-2009, 03:21 PM

I voted for DCS.

Love him or hate him, he's got a pretty good football acumen.

MagicHef

01-05-2009, 03:38 PM

jeeez $10 mil in casino cash how?

Never mind that, but instead take a minute to think about this: Your name can be rearranged to spell "Dig Rich Beef" or "Iced Herb Fig."

MikeMaslowski

01-05-2009, 03:46 PM

What happens if that option gets the most votes? Does no one win then?

Please read my suggestion in post #7 on this thread: http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=199718

BigRedChief

01-05-2009, 11:42 PM

Please read my suggestion in post #7 on this thread: http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=199718
Thats a good idea.

2112

01-05-2009, 11:48 PM

This thread is quickly losing it's burst. BRC, do something.

BigRedChief

01-06-2009, 07:05 AM

This thread is quickly losing it's burst. BRC, do something.
http://images.paraorkut.com/img/pics/images/a/angelina_jolie-4945.jpg

BigRedChief

01-06-2009, 07:54 AM

It would seem to me that the Planet is a little underwhelmed with the choice of King of the N00b this year. Currently the no one is worthy option is leading.

So the question is do we forget this year and make it a two year award. Use join dates of Jan.2008 - Dec. 2009?

What say you Planet?

For refrence here's the nominees from the last 2 years.

Best n00b of 2007 nominees
CrazyCoffey Winner!
findthedr
Fly O.T. Wall
GonzoRox88
kstater
Micjones
pestilenceaf23
Rustshack
smittybar
kdog414141
Buehler445 Best n00b of 2006 nominees.

1. Humas Jenkins
2. Hootie
3. Buc Eyed
4. Bill Parcell (now, D2112)Winner!
5. Mooo
6. Scott Free
7. Blue Balls
8. Basileus77
9. Rad 1638
10. pr_capone
11. BWillie1007

MikeMaslowski

01-06-2009, 11:37 AM

BigRedChief

01-06-2009, 12:21 PM

Geee.... Where did you ever come up with such a great idea?
Shaddduppp and post some pics of boobies.

Bugeater

01-06-2009, 12:23 PM

I think since you put the "no n00b is worthy" option on the poll you need to honor it if it wins. Sorry n00bs.

crazycoffey

01-06-2009, 12:25 PM

I don't know who do vote for. Mr. Sauto seems a worthy vote, but I don't like his first name.

crazycoffey

01-06-2009, 12:27 PM

This

didn't they break the mold after Coffey won it anyway?

Of course you mean this as a compliment, right?

OnTheWarpath15

01-06-2009, 12:38 PM

I think since you put the "no n00b is worthy" option on the poll you need to honor it if it wins. Sorry n00bs.

I agree.

SAUTO

01-06-2009, 12:43 PM

I don't know who do vote for. Mr. Sauto seems a worthy vote, but I don't like his first name.

Whats wrong with my first name?

crazycoffey

01-06-2009, 12:45 PM

Whats wrong with my first name?

IDK.... you tell me.

SAUTO

01-06-2009, 12:47 PM

IDK.... you tell me.

i dont see anything wrong with it?? you are the one who said you didnt care for it

Bugeater

01-06-2009, 12:47 PM

Whats wrong with my first name?

:shrug:

http://api.ning.com/files/x7FG2HC67s145HIQtn8sKer6JUaVtG2l8iNiq8Eu6-k_/JasonFridaythe13th.jpg

crazycoffey

01-06-2009, 12:48 PM

LOL

SAUTO

01-06-2009, 12:48 PM

:shrug:

http://api.ning.com/files/x7FG2HC67s145HIQtn8sKer6JUaVtG2l8iNiq8Eu6-k_/JasonFridaythe13th.jpg

hey i resemble that

MikeMaslowski

01-06-2009, 03:10 PM

I think since you put the "no n00b is worthy" option on the poll you need to honor it if it wins. Sorry n00bs.

Have you missed my campaign? This is calculated, don't let this blow up in the other n00bs face. It just makes it fun for next year.:D

bowener

01-06-2009, 03:24 PM

I didnt get to be in the n00b race last year :(
And I dont get to be in this one :(

MagicHef

01-06-2009, 03:27 PM

What the...

Someone else voted for me.

BigRedChief

01-06-2009, 10:35 PM

What the...

Someone else voted for me.
I know! Unbelievable.:rolleyes:

BigRedChief

01-08-2009, 07:11 AM

So what say you Planet? Do we announce the winner as no one is worthy and do a 2 year poll next year?

Skip Towne

01-08-2009, 07:22 AM

So what say you Planet? Do we announce the winner as no one is worthy and do a 2 year poll next year?

Sounds good

MikeMaslowski

01-08-2009, 09:18 AM

Sounds good

yup

Gonzo

01-08-2009, 09:24 AM

yup

:cuss: ROFL

You are all winners in Skips eyes.

BigRedChief

01-08-2009, 09:52 AM

yup
You don't have a vote. :mad:

we could have had a victor but you asked people not to vote for you. It's all your fault.

kstater

01-08-2009, 11:59 AM

So what say you Planet? Do we announce the winner as no one is worthy and do a 2 year poll next year?

No one is worthy this year, so they shouldn't be included next year.

ziggysocki

01-08-2009, 12:01 PM

Screw you all. I am usurping the n00b throne and crowning myself. 2008 King of the N00bs.

Kyle DeLexus

01-08-2009, 12:08 PM

No one is worthy this year, so they shouldn't be included next year.

This is kind of what that option would mean to me but as an alternative you could take everyone with 10 or more votes and put them in next years election. That way you got the top n00bs of 2008 with the n00b class of 2009.

Mr. Flopnuts

01-09-2009, 07:30 PM

No one is worthy this year, so they shouldn't be included next year.

This

blueballs

01-09-2009, 07:34 PM

It lookes like the 2007 King of the n00bs
has to keep getting the coffee -cleaning up after the Bronco fans
and getting neg rep when you can't rep the same post or poster

blueballs

01-09-2009, 07:36 PM

Screw you all. I am usurping the n00b throne and crowning myself. 2008 King of the N00bs.

oh wait

RNR

01-09-2009, 07:51 PM

The criteria is not that tough based on winners from the past. There are a few here that are not bad posters, this time we have none that post every single thought they have, or post 600 posts a day rather they can add value or not so I guess that is the problem.