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Buck
01-04-2009, 01:34 PM
Remember the sig bet we made on the Chargers Colts game?

Well for the rest of you, I have complete control over Claythan's sig now, so help me out.

Count Zarth
01-04-2009, 01:34 PM
Aw, shit.

unothadeal
01-04-2009, 01:36 PM
You should make him have a .gif of Jared Allen sipping coffee and saying Merry Christmas. That'll get him.

Buck
01-04-2009, 01:38 PM
I bet you are glad you added the stipulation of the Sig Bet lasting the entire offseason.

dorseybowe
01-04-2009, 01:39 PM
Chippendales

Buck
01-04-2009, 01:41 PM
I think I'm just going to make it Charger related, unless someone blows me away with a better idea.

Basileus777
01-04-2009, 01:42 PM
I think I'm just going to make it Charger related, unless someone blows me away with a better idea.

Definitely don't make it Denver related, Claythan is a closet Bronco fan. All that time spent on the OrangeMane seems to have gotten to him.

RustShack
01-04-2009, 01:43 PM
It could be a picture of him having sex with a stuffed turkey while sucking off a donkey.

luv
01-04-2009, 01:45 PM
I can't think of much that would embarrass him right now. Maybe making it something anti-LJ?

Buck
01-04-2009, 01:46 PM
There are a couple stipulations

1. It lasts the entire offseason
2. One Sig only, no changing whenever you want
3. I cant use his image or likeness, or mine.

bowener
01-04-2009, 01:47 PM
What about Al Davis fisting his a.....nevermind. I got nothin.

RustShack
01-04-2009, 01:49 PM
A picture of a computer with gay child porn on the screen.

luv
01-04-2009, 01:49 PM
There are a couple stipulations

1. It lasts the entire offseason
2. One Sig only, no changing whenever you want
3. I cant use his image or likeness, or mine.

Anti-LJ.
Pro-Carl.

Take your pick.

Count Zarth
01-04-2009, 01:51 PM
I bet you are glad you added the stipulation of the Sig Bet lasting the entire offseason.

I like to live dangerously.

BigVE
01-04-2009, 01:52 PM
How about a virgin-mini-shrek.

Blindside58
01-04-2009, 01:52 PM
Easy... Tyler Thigpen...It's his favorite player!

Buck
01-04-2009, 01:53 PM
How about a virgin-mini-shrek.

I already told you I can't use his likeness...

luv
01-04-2009, 01:53 PM
Easy... Tyler Thigpen...It's his favorite player!

Nope. He's posted a thread about Thigpen improving or some such.

ElGringo
01-04-2009, 01:53 PM
I would vote for a "I want Carl back" theme

Basileus777
01-04-2009, 01:53 PM
Go with a religious theme, something to do with Jehovah's Witnesses.

ROYC75
01-04-2009, 01:58 PM
Here ya go ...... His sig should be ...

I hate LJ, I love Tyler and there is a God, I have ignored him until now, Help me Lord.

MikeMaslowski
01-04-2009, 02:00 PM
.........

Phobia
01-04-2009, 02:02 PM
The only thing that bugs him is pictures of fat Clay. Make a fat-Clay collage and make him sport that all offseason.

luv
01-04-2009, 02:02 PM
.........

You do know that Buck won the bet, right?

Boris The Great
01-04-2009, 02:06 PM
Have his sig be a picture of Scott Pioli with a reprint of his post from the WPI board on Friday night where he claimed (no doubt carrying water for Athan) that Pioli had met with Clark Hunt, was considering the Chiefs offer and would decide within a few hours.

It would be a constant reminder of what a fraud WPI is.

Guru
01-04-2009, 02:06 PM
There are a couple stipulations

1. It lasts the entire offseason
2. One Sig only, no changing whenever you want
3. I cant use his image or likeness, or mine.

Where the fun in it if you can't change it when you want. I thought that was the point of a sig bet.

Phobia
01-04-2009, 02:10 PM
Oh - lucky loophole. If Claythan's likeness is 225 lbs then a 310 lbs picture of him isn't technically his likeness.

MikeMaslowski
01-04-2009, 02:17 PM
You do know that Buck won the bet, right?

I just hate the Chargers........ Let me get back to the drawing board.

royr17
01-04-2009, 03:12 PM
Here ya go ...... His sig should be ...

I hate LJ, I love Tyler and there is a God, I have ignored him until now, Help me Lord.

Hey dad, that would be a great sig for him. I love it. Count me in on a vote for it. Wish I would've thought of that earlier.

booger
01-04-2009, 03:14 PM
A rotten cherry. One that is never gonna get popped.

A pic of a useless penis just standing there all sad and lonely. It wonders why it even exists because it has no purpose. Just an extension over the toilet bowl so he doesn't piss on his shoes. Not even that happens much as he sits down to pee.

Just call it sadpenis

Mr Luzcious
01-04-2009, 03:17 PM
Seems like this happens pretty often.

big nasty kcnut
01-04-2009, 03:25 PM
Get a pic of a rubber fist use for fisting and on the arm put claythan life partner on it.

booger
01-04-2009, 03:30 PM
I vote for what Nut said.


On the pic of the fist draw the letters N I C K on the knuckles like they were tattooed there.

Also a pic of LJ the butt gerbil

Marty Mac Ver 2.0
01-04-2009, 03:41 PM
It should read: I drink Norv Turner's Man Juice. And like it!

booger
01-04-2009, 03:43 PM
It should be a big sign saying I hate girls but it doesn't matter anyway because I'm hung like a toddler.

Mr. Flopnuts
01-04-2009, 04:08 PM
I think you should make him put, "I am 100% for retaining the entire coaching staff for the Kansas City Chiefs in 2009."

Delano
01-04-2009, 04:09 PM
How about a picture of a basement bedroom with the words "Welcome to my bachelor pad, internet sluts!"

Basileus777
01-04-2009, 04:09 PM
I think you should make him put, "I am 100% for retaining the entire coaching staff for the Kansas City Chiefs in 2009."

Claythan is a fan of Brad Childress, so that's not a stretch at all.

booger
01-04-2009, 04:10 PM
OMG i just farted and there is sh!t everywhere

petegz28
01-04-2009, 04:12 PM
It MUST me somthing to do with how great he thinks Thigy is and how he should be our starting QBotF.

ROFL

blueballs
01-04-2009, 04:14 PM
LJ makes the best ribbon candy

Buck
01-12-2009, 02:08 PM
I was really hoping to have it be a picture of Philip Rivers hoisting the Lombardi Trophy, but I guess I'll have to go with plan B, trannies.

Fat Elvis
01-12-2009, 02:14 PM
We plagiarize at WPI....

FringeNC
01-12-2009, 02:26 PM
Some religious / military / KCJ thing. He seems to have a real problem with KCJ.

Buck
01-12-2009, 02:39 PM
Just because I have his sig rights doesn't mean I'm going to be a dick about it.

I wont do anything that has to do w/ religion, military, WPI, etc.

Basileus777
01-12-2009, 02:40 PM
Some religious / military / KCJ thing. He seems to have a real problem with KCJ.

KCJ?

MGRS13
01-12-2009, 02:42 PM
I was really hoping to have it be a picture of Philip Rivers hoisting the Lombardi Trophy, but I guess I'll have to go with plan B, trannies.I'm glad you had a plan B, because you couldn't have really believed the dolts and Philip"christ I'm a whiny bastard"Rivers had a chance of winning the superbowl? Could you? If so you might take the award for biggest dumbass away from hootie.................................No I'm just joking we all know hootie will always hold that title.

FringeNC
01-12-2009, 02:42 PM
KCJ?

KCJohnny. KCJ will post something, and Claythan responds something along the lines..."shut the fuck up, nobody cares what you think". I can only imagine the PMs between those two.

Scorp
01-12-2009, 03:22 PM
Just because I have his sig rights doesn't mean I'm going to be a dick about it.

I wont do anything that has to do w/ religion, military, WPI, etc.



So Claythan's face by a Glory Hole is out?????

Dr. Facebook Fever
01-12-2009, 03:46 PM
Just because I have his sig rights doesn't mean I'm going to be a dick about it.

I wont do anything that has to do w/ religion, military, WPI, etc.

Well you just suck then.

stumppy
01-12-2009, 03:52 PM
Well you just suck then.

Really!

If you're not going to do something right then why bother ?

MGRS13
01-12-2009, 03:56 PM
Have you even considered the fact that Clathan doesn't pay up. The guy always wiggles out of his bets. you'll probably go through all the work of finding a sig just for him to back out of the whole thing.

Buck
01-12-2009, 04:03 PM
Well I'm gonna be a little bit of a dick, but I think the WPI / Jehovah's Witness things are over the top.

bowener
01-12-2009, 04:42 PM
Have him smear peanut butter on his anus, then on his hands and knees, have him back
down an alley in Houston bare ass first. Have him take a picture of whatever comes
for the peanut butter first, stray dog, hobo/mo, tranny... etc.......... ah fuck it, Ive got nothin.

Over-Head
01-12-2009, 05:45 PM
Remember the sig bet we made on the Chargers Colts game?

Well for the rest of you, I have complete control over Claythan's sig now, so help me out.

FINALLY someone who makes the welching **** pay up.
I love it!ROFLROFLROFLROFL

As for you Goatboy, how come you couldn't come up with an escape plan for this one?

Over-Head
01-12-2009, 05:48 PM
Here ya go ...... His sig should be ...

I hate LJ, I love Tyler and there is a God, I have ignored him until now, Help me Jehovah .
Fixed if for ya

Count Zarth
01-12-2009, 08:34 PM
Have you even considered the fact that Clathan doesn't pay up. The guy always wiggles out of his bets. you'll probably go through all the work of finding a sig just for him to back out of the whole thing.

This is not remotely true.

SNR
01-12-2009, 08:49 PM
"Devard Darling should be bagging groceries right now. The only reason he has a job in the NFL is because of Herm's stupidity"

MGRS13
01-12-2009, 09:46 PM
This is not remotely true.
Keep telling yourself that pal. Maybe you can wright a column about it to make yourself feel better.

Count Zarth
01-12-2009, 10:00 PM
Keep telling yourself that pal. Maybe you can wright a column about it to make yourself feel better.

If you have proof otherwise present it. Why do you think I was wearing a Jay Cutler avatar for months?

Basileus777
01-12-2009, 10:04 PM
If you have proof otherwise present it. Why do you think I was wearing a Jay Cutler avatar for months?

And here I thought you were just revealing your true colors.

Buck
01-21-2009, 03:48 PM
I hope you enjoyed your Die Elway Sig

Heres your new one.

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f138/mattdayjr/KaedingSig.jpg

SNR
01-21-2009, 03:50 PM
I hope you enjoyed your Die Elway Sig

Heres your new one.

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f138/mattdayjr/KaedingSig.jpgIt's subtle. Yet it smells just like you.

I like it.

Buck
01-21-2009, 03:53 PM
Something is wrong, for some reason it wont let me make it my sig. It says the remote file is too large.

Smed1065
01-21-2009, 04:29 PM
Something is wrong, for some reason it wont let me make it my sig. It says the remote file is too large.

Hum?

KCChiefsMan
01-21-2009, 04:30 PM
hes not gonna honor it

Buck
01-21-2009, 04:42 PM
Hum?

How did you do that?

Did you save and attach or just put the link in there?

Buck
01-21-2009, 04:43 PM
Seems to work now.

How does this thread have 1400 views and only 67 posts?

kstater
01-21-2009, 04:43 PM
How did you do that?

Did you save and attach or just put the link in there?

Uhh, it's your sig now.

kstater
01-21-2009, 04:44 PM
Seems to work now.

How does this thread have 1400 views and only 67 posts?

1333 of Claythan's alias's.

Buck
01-21-2009, 04:44 PM
Uhh, it's your sig now.

When I pulled it from Smed's Sig it worked.

When I tried to pull it from my photobucket account it wouldnt upload.

Smed1065
01-21-2009, 04:48 PM
I posted mine straight from photobucket.

Count Zarth
01-21-2009, 05:21 PM
I hope you enjoyed your Die Elway Sig

Heres your new one.

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f138/mattdayjr/KaedingSig.jpg

OK.

Buck
01-21-2009, 05:26 PM
See guys, Clayton isn't a welcher.

Count Zarth
01-21-2009, 05:28 PM
Never have been, never will be.

Over-Head
01-23-2009, 07:30 PM
Never have been, never will be.
we wont mention that little $50 bet you "forgot" to pay up to the 47Forever foundation a few years back will we now????

KcMizzou
01-23-2009, 07:35 PM
Hey Buck, I've always wondered...

Out of all the good players on your favorite team, how'd you end up hitching your wagon to a kicker?

Over-Head
01-23-2009, 07:37 PM
I hope you enjoyed your Die Elway Sig

Heres your new one.

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f138/mattdayjr/KaedingSig.jpg

:clap:ROFLROFL:clap:

Count Zarth
01-23-2009, 08:54 PM
we wont mention that little $50 bet you "forgot" to pay up to the 47Forever foundation a few years back will we now????

I didn't lose that bet.

Also, Buck told me I could take the sig down today. Guess I'm just lucky.

Over-Head
01-26-2009, 09:01 AM
I didn't lose that bet..

you did so you lieing fuck

Buck
01-26-2009, 09:43 AM
Hey Buck, I've always wondered...

Out of all the good players on your favorite team, how'd you end up hitching your wagon to a kicker?

Well this all started when I was oh, lets say, 18.

I moved out of my moms house and in with my friend (who lived w/ his parents). We shared a room. We would get high every day and every night. We played the Colts in Indy that year (2004). Nate Kaeding missed a FG in that game, that the Chargers eventually lost in Overtime.

So we kept saying Fuckin' Kaeding all day. After I got home from work that night, we started smoking and just kept saying it, and it evolved into Buckin Kaeding. Then we just kept saying everytime something fucked up happened.

Now its my S/N