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MikeMaslowski
01-04-2009, 03:23 PM
Winning a football forum king of the n00b contest would be unfair for a guy like me.

1. Most of my threads are about family, life or stupid funny stuff I find on the net.

2. Most of my posts are just goofball related or have boobie pics.

3. I love the Chiefs but am stuck over here in Italy so I pretty much learn all of my new info from ya'll. This means that all I can offer is my reactions and seldom bring new insights.

I appreciate the votes that I currently have, thank you. Anymore of you Chieftans who want to throw your vote my way I ask you to put it under the "no n00bs are worthy" vote. This would just make me laugh to see nobody win with all of these guys lobbying.

MikeMaslowski
01-04-2009, 03:24 PM
oh yeah...

Basileus777
01-04-2009, 03:25 PM
For a n00b you have actually started some decent threads. I regret not voting for you.

SPATCH
01-04-2009, 03:26 PM
reverse psychology..... niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice

Fried Meat Ball!
01-04-2009, 03:36 PM
oh yeah...

That first pic won my vote!

Skip Towne
01-04-2009, 03:36 PM
Boobies boobies yum yum yum. Boobies boobies on a girl that's dumb. /Al Bundy

MikeMaslowski
01-04-2009, 03:37 PM
reverse psychology..... niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice

It would be a nice play... however, I had never originally intended on competing. It was a few nice folks who went to bat for me. Now I just think it would be funny to..... perhaps have no winner for 2008 and have a 2 year grand champion n00b vote in Jan 2010, that would make it interesting.

And get rid of the silly name rule, just as long as the person isn't impersonating a player whats the big deal?


Ahhh, well thank you... I prefer my name, Maslowskis story always inspired me to be a better person, as I came from shit in a small town and overcame some odds to get a beautiful wifey, some kids and am a soldier. What more could I ask for?

So, to the higher ups, I turn my nose up to the thought of changing my name. I apologize for breaking your unwritten rule and wish all the nominees the best of luck.:thumb:

Fried Meat Ball!
01-04-2009, 03:38 PM
That first pic won my vote!

I would urge you Mike to offer a little more variety in your choice of boobies.

Variety, my friend, is the spice of life. I do not want to be saddled with C-cups for the rest of my life... I wanna see 'em all, big and small.

MikeMaslowski
01-04-2009, 03:41 PM
I would urge you Mike to offer a little more variety in your choice of boobies.

Variety, my friend, is the spice of life. I do not want to be saddled with C-cups for the rest of my life... I wanna see 'em all, big and small.

I will take that into consideration. Thank you, please keep an eye out for future boobie posts with your request in mind.

KcMizzou
01-04-2009, 03:44 PM
Your evil plan appears to be working.

blueballs
01-04-2009, 03:54 PM
The n00b class is looking up
but you left the ass man
and leg man vote untapped

stlchiefs
01-04-2009, 05:52 PM
I'm liking the camo girl. Mmm

Skip Towne
01-04-2009, 08:24 PM
I will take that into consideration. Thank you, please keep an eye out for future boobie posts with your request in mind.

Don't mind him, C cups jiggle just fine.

MikeMaslowski
01-05-2009, 02:43 PM
Don't mind him, C cups jiggle just fine.

You can't make everyone happy.....

Gonzo
01-05-2009, 02:48 PM
Accept the votes and STFU before I slap you silly.

Katipan
01-05-2009, 03:44 PM
You like hot chicks with pointy chins.

Simply Red
01-05-2009, 04:11 PM
I'm voting for MagicHef, not only is he the best n00b, he's my new best pal on these here webs...

Simply Red
01-05-2009, 04:11 PM
You like hot chicks with pointy chins.

No. I like hot asians w/ attitudes.

smittysbar
01-05-2009, 04:12 PM
You will take my vote and like it, god dammit!

MagicHef
01-05-2009, 04:16 PM
I'm voting for MagicHef, not only is he the best n00b, he's my new best pal on these here webs...

Yes! Now I've moved into the thick of the 3-way tie for 12th place!

Simply Red
01-05-2009, 04:27 PM
Come off it, Mike.

I'm not letting girls sway my vote. Besides; The only girls with good personalities who are smart or maybe funny or halfway intelligent or talented, though God knows what the fuck that means, are ugly chicks.