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dorseybowe
01-05-2009, 07:48 PM
Your insult may be serious, comical, or both.

Additionally, in case of multiple posts at once, quote the poster who you intend to insult.

This is an internet community building exercise.

Go! Now!

CHENZ A!
01-05-2009, 07:50 PM
Your insult may be serious, comical, or both.

Additionally, in case of multiple posts at once, quote the poster who you intend to insult.

This is an internet community building exercise.

Go! Now!

ball licker

dorseybowe
01-05-2009, 07:55 PM
ball licker

Yes, your mom is.

DaFace
01-05-2009, 07:56 PM
dorseybowe smells funny.

ArrowheadHawk
01-05-2009, 07:56 PM
Yes, your mom is.

Fucking n00b!

MahiMike
01-05-2009, 07:57 PM
Is it the offseason already?

dorseybowe
01-05-2009, 07:59 PM
Is it the offseason already?

You're violating the rules, ass hole. :D

Fruit Ninja
01-05-2009, 08:00 PM
I am going to insult me.

I wish i had better grammar and sentence structure. Thats what you get for not paying attention in school asshole.

There.

CHENZ A!
01-05-2009, 08:00 PM
Yes, your mom is.

"your mom" jokes have to be much longer and more graphic to carry any weight on CP.




assface

:D

dorseybowe
01-05-2009, 08:01 PM
"your mom" jokes have to be much longer and more graphic to carry any weight on CP.




assface

:D

Who gives a shit? And you were supposed to insult kcxiv, dumb ass. :D

chiefbowe82
01-05-2009, 08:03 PM
dorsey is the biggest bust in the last 5 years

BigVE
01-05-2009, 08:04 PM
I will insult the person who post's AFTER me but I won't return to this thread.

dorseybowe
01-05-2009, 08:04 PM
dorsey is the biggest bust in the last 5 years

The Chiefs sucked ass in 06, sorta like your mother. :)

unothadeal
01-05-2009, 08:05 PM
Your insult may be serious, comical, or both.

Additionally, in case of multiple posts at once, quote the poster who you intend to insult.

This is an internet community building exercise.

Go! Now!

REPOST

http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=158161

dorseybowe
01-05-2009, 08:06 PM
REPOST

http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=158161

Good one! Fuck you!

dorseybowe
01-05-2009, 08:08 PM
Ahh fuck it. Send this thread to its grave. Or it can be a random pic thread.

CHENZ A!
01-05-2009, 08:08 PM
Good one! **** you!

you are a real jerk buddy.

DMAC
01-05-2009, 08:09 PM
Ahh fuck it. Send this thread to its grave. Or it can be a random pic thread.No balls.

unothadeal
01-05-2009, 08:09 PM
you are a real jerk buddy.

you're a big meaney

luv
01-05-2009, 08:10 PM
No balls.

Shmuck. Gets me to sign up for insurance with him, then goes to the company I switched from.

Ebolapox
01-05-2009, 08:11 PM
Shmuck. Gets me to sign up for insurance with him, then goes to the company I switched from.

luv. she's a real kneebiter. that, and she has the middle name of laverne. never trust anyone with the name of laverne.

CHENZ A!
01-05-2009, 08:11 PM
you're a big meaney

booger picker

Ebolapox
01-05-2009, 08:12 PM
booger picker

I have it on good authority that you, sir, are the ones who are the ball lickers.

DMAC
01-05-2009, 08:12 PM
Shmuck. Gets me to sign up for insurance with him, then goes to the company I switched from.
Well, when you came in askin for grape gatorade, I effin booked.

Mr. Flopnuts
01-05-2009, 08:13 PM
Well, when you came in askin for grape gatorade, I effin booked.

I'm not yer pal, chum.

unothadeal
01-05-2009, 08:14 PM
I'm not yer pal, chum.

I'm not yer chum, buddy.

luv
01-05-2009, 08:15 PM
I'm not yer chum, buddy.

I'm not your buddy, amigo.

Ebolapox
01-05-2009, 08:16 PM
I'm not yer chum, buddy.

oh, you're chum alright. http://l.yimg.com/img.movies.yahoo.com/ymv/us/img/hv/photo/movie_pix/universal_pictures/jaws/roy_scheider/jaws2.jpg

Ebolapox
01-05-2009, 08:16 PM
fuck. can't a guy get insulted around here? am I fucking invisible?

Ebolapox
01-05-2009, 08:16 PM
fuck it. that ebola is a complete and total ballwasher.

Ebolapox
01-05-2009, 08:17 PM
total knob. can't stand that asshole.

Mr. Flopnuts
01-05-2009, 08:17 PM
fuck. can't a guy get insulted around here? am I fucking invisible?

You're fuckin ugly. Just look at your avatar.

unothadeal
01-05-2009, 08:17 PM
I'm not your buddy, amigo.
I'm not your amigo, chum.

Ebolapox
01-05-2009, 08:17 PM
You're fuckin ugly. Just look at your avatar.

you're just fucking jealous of my awesome cheatoey avatar.

Buehler445
01-05-2009, 08:18 PM
fuck. can't a guy get insulted around here? am I fucking invisible?
Fuck you the fuck up. Jesus fucking christ. Who the fuck do you think you are?

I swear to GOD you are worthless as tits on a boar.

Ebolapox
01-05-2009, 08:18 PM
I'm not your amigo, chum.

what's this guy's deal?

unothadeal
01-05-2009, 08:19 PM
what's this guy's deal?

unoit

Mr. Flopnuts
01-05-2009, 08:19 PM
Is that a cheeto or a cockto?

Ebolapox
01-05-2009, 08:20 PM
Fuck you the fuck up. Jesus fucking christ. Who the fuck do you think you are?

I swear to GOD you are worthless as tits on a boar.

hey, fuck you buddy! I fucked your mother, wife, and daughter today. foursome! score! it was more intense than jared allen nervously waiting for the cop to come up to his window after he's had a few fifths of tequila.

Ebolapox
01-05-2009, 08:20 PM
Is that a cheeto or a cockto?

shit, don't be staring at my gear. that's gay.

unothadeal
01-05-2009, 08:22 PM
If only DCS posted in this thread just once, it'd hit 100 replies in no time.

nstygma
01-05-2009, 08:22 PM
that ebola is a complete and total girl like cyrus the virushey, cyrus has bloomed and matured since then. leave her alone. ebola too. he took too many hours that semester.

Agent V
01-05-2009, 08:22 PM
F**k every single one of you who posted above me. F**k you all.

Ebolapox
01-05-2009, 08:26 PM
hey, cyrus has bloomed and matured since then. leave her alone. ebola too. he took too many hours that semester.

:spock:

what the fuck are you talking about?

CHENZ A!
01-05-2009, 08:26 PM
F**k every single one of you who posted above me. F**k you all.

gaywad

healthpellets
01-05-2009, 08:32 PM
gaywad

does your boyfriend enjoy that on his chest?

SNR
01-05-2009, 08:37 PM
does your boyfriend enjoy that on his chest?Healthpellets? More like ballsack in your mouth

Priest4Prez
01-05-2009, 08:38 PM
Healthpellets? More like ballsack in your mouth

where did you get that insult, the toilet store?

RedThat
01-05-2009, 08:45 PM
where did you get that insult, the toilet store?

Did you need to wipe his a** or something?

Ebolapox
01-05-2009, 08:49 PM
Did you need to wipe his a** or something?

well, the jerk store called, and they ran out of you!

SNR
01-05-2009, 08:50 PM
well, the jerk store called, and they ran out of you!Stop using Jesus as an excuse for being a stupid retard

Priest4Prez
01-05-2009, 08:51 PM
Stop using Jesus as an excuse for being a stupid retard

whats ur excuse then?

Ebolapox
01-05-2009, 08:52 PM
Stop using Jesus as an excuse for being a stupid retard

yeah? well? you're a high talker.

banyon
01-05-2009, 08:55 PM
yeah? well? you're a high talker.

Your casino cash is $0? I didn't know anybody could be that s****y at blackjack.

Ebolapox
01-05-2009, 08:57 PM
Your casino cash is $0? I didn't know anybody could be that s****y at blackjack.

ROFL

she's a fickle mistress, the CP blackjack. up 100k one minute, sucking dick for a bankroll the next.

oh, and you're a shabashee.

Buehler445
01-05-2009, 09:02 PM
Your casino cash is $0? I didn't know anybody could be that s****y at blackjack.

I'm sure you're the JESUS FUCKING CHRIST of blackjack. You know what? Fuck you! get the fuck out of here if you're so goddamned good. For fuck's sake, you're uglier than me.

Ebolapox
01-05-2009, 09:03 PM
Your casino cash is $0? I didn't know anybody could be that s****y at blackjack.

AND, just like that, I'm back up to 20k. I could very easily, if I were bored with nothing else to do for a few hours, get my total up to 500k. the system is broken, but there are ways around the gayness.

banyon
01-05-2009, 09:04 PM
I'm sure you're the JESUS ****ING CHRIST of blackjack. You know what? **** you! get the **** out of here if you're so goddamned good. For ****'s sake, you're uglier than me.

Look it's someone from the cultural capital of Sidney, Nebraska here to educate us.

Johnny Vegas
01-05-2009, 09:04 PM
You have a small penis!

Johnny Vegas
01-05-2009, 09:04 PM
You have a small penis!

Mine is smaller than yours!

Johnny Vegas
01-05-2009, 09:05 PM
You have a small penis!

Mine is smaller than yours!

FAIL!

Ebolapox
01-05-2009, 09:05 PM
ROFL

I'm pretty sure badmajama is larry johnson. that's insult enough.

Johnny Vegas
01-05-2009, 09:06 PM
ROFL

I'm pretty sure badmajama is larry johnson. that's insult enough.

:LOL:

Ebolapox
01-05-2009, 09:09 PM
Your casino cash is $0? I didn't know anybody could be that s****y at blackjack.

40k, motherfucker. suck my dick!

aturnis
01-05-2009, 09:10 PM
40k, mother****er. suck my dick!



Your dick is small.

banyon
01-05-2009, 09:11 PM
40k, mother****er. suck my dick!

Is that what that guy in your photo is trying to pantomime to you?

RedThat
01-05-2009, 09:34 PM
Is that what that guy in your photo is trying to pantomime to you?

im sure hes got that already with that nasty chick beside him...look the guy celebrating too by blowing the whistle in his hear...hes a first timer what can we expect? frikkn virgin

boogblaster
01-05-2009, 09:41 PM
He's not a virgin, his finger broke thru the paper twice before ...

JOhn
01-05-2009, 09:48 PM
He's not a virgin, his finger broke thru the paper twice before ...

An more importantly, why & how would you know?:spock:

stumppy
01-05-2009, 09:55 PM
An more importantly, why & how would you know?:spock:


I did'nt know JOhn drank until I seen him sober one day.

JOhn
01-05-2009, 09:58 PM
I did'nt know JOhn drank until I seen him sober one day.

Stumppy?


ROFL

I'll let someone else have the easy shot. :D

BWillie
01-05-2009, 11:42 PM
dicknose

ClevelandBronco
01-05-2009, 11:51 PM
I don't understand the premise of this thread.

I can't insult a single poster above me.

Every bloody one of you is beneath me.

Extra Point
01-05-2009, 11:55 PM
Says the miscreant who always insults people behind his.....

Hey, Cleve! How you doin', bro?

Tribal Warfare
01-05-2009, 11:57 PM
I don't understand the premise of this thread.

I can't insult a single poster above me.

Every bloody one of you is beneath me.

:stupid:

You fair weather Bronco's/Cleveland fan should get it. Hell a 7 year old with an IQ of 60 could figure it out

ClevelandBronco
01-06-2009, 12:00 AM
:stupid:

You fair weather Bronco's/Cleveland fan should get it. Hell a 7 year old with a IQ of 60 could figure it out

You just recaged the boy in your basement?

Tribal Warfare
01-06-2009, 12:04 AM
You just recaged the boy in your basement?

If I did it's because he's a part of your genealogical tree to help the human race for breeding purposes that would result in mongoloid children

badgirl
01-06-2009, 12:08 AM
You just recaged the boy in your basement?

He has Claythan in his basement?:eek:

I thought he still lived in his parents basement!!! :D

banyon
01-06-2009, 12:20 AM
He has Claythan in his basement?:eek:

I thought he still lived in his parents basement!!! :D

Oh, look , it's the girl from the Tri-ghey TN cities!

QuikSsurfer
01-06-2009, 12:28 AM
He has Claythan in his basement?:eek:

I thought he still lived in his parents basement!!! :D

You're by far the dumbest broad on this board. You're a lot dumber than people give you credit for.
When I make myself suffer through reading one of your brainless threads, I'm often embarrassed for you.

smittysbar
01-06-2009, 12:30 AM
Oh, look , it's the girl from the Tri-ghey TN cities!

Cities? From what I heard you have Dodged nothing, you take it all, don;t turn anything down but young boys, and you turn them face down :eek:

jjchieffan
01-06-2009, 12:59 AM
Your mom is like dirty socks. She is strewn on the floor, she smells bad, but she is always laying around ready for you to shoot your wad into.

blueballs
01-06-2009, 01:09 AM
your so ****ing worthless
Gun wouldn't even try you at linebacker

noa
01-06-2009, 01:13 AM
You're so dirty
Priest wouldn't eat the nachos
You served to him

JOhn
01-06-2009, 04:28 AM
You're so dirty
Priest wouldn't eat the nachos
You served to him

noa?

Nothing Original Again?


I know weak, but it is late.:doh!:

stumppy
01-06-2009, 04:42 AM
noa?

Nothing Original Again?


I know weak, but it is late.:doh!:

During JOhns annual performance review all his boss said was "How about we just let you keep your job"

Katipan
01-06-2009, 07:05 AM
ha ha. you dated someone from the internet.

loser.

crazycoffey
01-06-2009, 07:07 AM
ha ha. you dated someone from the internet.

loser.


did your eybrows get burned off, or are you just really really really surprised all the time?

Iowanian
01-06-2009, 07:09 AM
Don't listen to them katipan...your cooter isn't that big. I'm told it wouldn't even hold an entire 12 pack AND ice.

Iowanian
01-06-2009, 07:09 AM
Oh..."L".....cooLer.

The devil is always in the details.

Crush
01-06-2009, 07:13 AM
did your eybrows get burned off, or are you just really really really surprised all the time?


Coffey - Family of drunken morons.


Example: Those Coffey boys are the biggest jerks I have ever met in my life.


http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=coffey

Iowanian
01-06-2009, 07:21 AM
Crush,

Don't let them get you down. I've read all of the small penis jokes in this thread directed at you and I'm sure they're being irrational. Your last girlfriend told me that it might even be large for a dwarf's clitoris.

crazycoffey
01-06-2009, 07:22 AM
Coffey - Family of drunken morons.


Example: Those Coffey boys are the biggest jerks I have ever met in my life.


http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=coffey


we only stand about 5'11", so not we're not as "big" in stature as we are in character.....

Katipan
01-06-2009, 07:26 AM
Coffey, you're such a stupid **** up you ruined the super mega ball kicking santorum spewing insult I had for Iowanni.

tooge
01-06-2009, 07:39 AM
Coffey, you're such a stupid **** up you ruined the super mega ball kicking santorum spewing insult I had for Iowanni.

you ballsniffincockslobberinwelfarelivincrackbegginbiatch

crazycoffey
01-06-2009, 07:45 AM
Coffey, you're such a stupid **** up you ruined the super mega ball kicking santorum spewing insult I had for Iowanni.


kiss my hairy beanbag, you navy lower enlisted officer gargling common gardening tool.

sorry, I'm at work....

Katipan
01-06-2009, 07:47 AM
Way to fuck up again, Coffey.

you ballsniffincockslobberinwelfarelivincrackbegginbiatch

I'm not your mother. I'm just the girl that ****ed your father.

Simply Red
01-06-2009, 08:20 AM
Hurry someone else go! I can't insult katipan.

TIA

-SR

Gonzo
01-06-2009, 08:22 AM
Hurry someone else go! I can't insult katipan.

TIA

-SR

SR, you are an obvious result of ancestrial incest.

Dr. Facebook Fever
01-06-2009, 08:22 AM
Katipan was better as Mer.

You were better as a non-breathing, non-thinking, non-posting zygote.

Crush
01-06-2009, 08:29 AM
Katipan was better as Mer.

You were better as a non-breathing, non-thinking, non-posting zygote.


You have a fetish for meadow muffins.

Gonzo
01-06-2009, 08:46 AM
You have a fetish for meadow muffins.

You masturbate to Sanford and Son re-runs.

Buck
01-06-2009, 09:41 AM
The Great Gonzo is famous for 2 things.

1. He lets his baby handle firearms.
2. He gives rimjobs behind the Sonic in exchange for Onion Rings.

luv
01-06-2009, 09:51 AM
....

Oh, this is too easy....

:p

Gonzo
01-06-2009, 09:52 AM
The Great Gonzo is famous for 2 things.

1. He lets his baby handle firearms.
2. He gives rimjobs behind the Sonic in exchange for Onion Rings.

I don't let him handle firearms, he has to go through the safety course first.

(I do love me some onion rings)

Donger
01-06-2009, 09:52 AM
Oh, this is too easy....

:p

Hmmmmm. No, I'll pass.

Jilly
01-06-2009, 09:56 AM
I don't let him handle firearms, he has to go through the safety course first.

(I do love me some onion rings)

right? I mean...I'd go an extra mile for a ring or two!

you look like a blueberry

Gonzo
01-06-2009, 09:59 AM
right? I mean...I'd go an extra mile for a ring or two!

you look like a blueberry

Mmmm, Onion Rings. Especially SONIC onion rings.

Your feet smell

Jilly
01-06-2009, 10:00 AM
Mmmm, Onion Rings. Especially SONIC onion rings.

Your feet smell

I like Big Boy or Hi Boy's...Fuddruckers has some great rings too.

You have bad hair

blueballs
01-06-2009, 10:00 AM
You have the penis of a donkey
it only finds it's way up harry asses

ChiefButthurt
01-06-2009, 10:52 AM
You have the penis of a donkey
it only finds it's way up harry asses

Your paragraph structure lacks creativity. (I find that positive criticism is best).

MIAdragon
01-06-2009, 11:08 AM
Your paragraph structure lacks creativity. (I find that positive criticism is best).

Before you question BB's creativity you need to learn the correct usage of the period in your second sentence.

Simply Red
01-06-2009, 11:14 AM
Before you question BB's creativity you need to learn the correct usage of the period in your second sentence.

(why)?

Donger
01-06-2009, 11:15 AM
(why)?

Because it shouldn't be there.

Katipan
01-06-2009, 11:19 AM
Donger is a beautiful intelligent witty seed sprouting humanitarian.
And his mother wears combat boots.

HemiEd
01-06-2009, 11:19 AM
Because it shouldn't be there.

Your legs are dirty.

ClevelandBronco
01-06-2009, 11:22 AM
Your legs are dirty.

You'll always be "Special"Ed to me.

Simply Red
01-06-2009, 11:23 AM
You'll always be "Special"Ed to me.

GO BRON..........................!!!!!

HemiEd
01-06-2009, 11:46 AM
You'll always be "Special"Ed to me.

ROFL You are not the first.

talastan
01-06-2009, 11:51 AM
Brodie supporter!! JK Hemi..... :)

Buck
01-06-2009, 12:02 PM
Brodie supporter!! JK Hemi..... :)

I bet you post in the DC Forum sometimes, OOH BURN!

Gonzo
01-06-2009, 12:35 PM
I bet you post in the DC Forum sometimes, OOH BURN!

You have an unhealthy obsession with dust bunnies.

Bowser
01-06-2009, 12:36 PM
You have an unhealthy obsession with dust bunnies.

You kid is a better shot than you.

Gonzo
01-06-2009, 12:40 PM
You kid is hung better than me.

FYP

Simply Red
01-06-2009, 12:41 PM
FYP

Your mom fixed my post.

Jilly
01-06-2009, 12:42 PM
Your mom fixed my post.

His mom does what to your post?

Donger
01-06-2009, 12:42 PM
Your mom fixed my post.

Your mom has more hair on her balls than you do.

Simply Red
01-06-2009, 12:45 PM
Your mom has more hair on her balls than you do.

Hey, I wouldn't go to Denver if I *long pause*


was going to Denver.

Saulbadguy
01-06-2009, 12:46 PM
:fire:

Buck
01-06-2009, 12:54 PM
Darren Sproles thinks you are a loser.

Bowser
01-06-2009, 12:58 PM
FYP

That's the umbilical cord. You may want to cut that one of these days.

Saulbadguy
01-06-2009, 01:00 PM
Darren Sproles thinks you are a loser.

I think you are 10% more worthless than you were last year.

Gonzo
01-06-2009, 01:03 PM
I think you are 10% more worthless than you were last year.

You strive to reach the level of education that Carl from Sling Blade achived.

Jilly
01-06-2009, 01:06 PM
You strive to reach the level of education that Carl from Sling Blade achived.

You can't spell.

Gonzo
01-06-2009, 01:07 PM
You can't spell.

:clap:

You eat talcom powder.

Jilly
01-06-2009, 01:08 PM
:clap:

You eat talcom powder.

you still can't spell

Simply Red
01-06-2009, 01:09 PM
You strive to reach the level of education that Carl from Sling Blade achived.

That'd be Doyle, there sparky.

Gonzo
01-06-2009, 01:09 PM
you still can't spell

What, talcom? How do you spell it? Is it talkom? talcome? tilcum?

Gonzo
01-06-2009, 01:10 PM
That'd be Doyle, there sparky.

Wasn't the lead character's name Carl?

Jilly
01-06-2009, 01:10 PM
What, talcom? How do you spell it? Is it talkom? talcome? tilcum?

talcum ROFL

Gonzo
01-06-2009, 01:10 PM
talcum ROFL

Towel-Cum....


Oh wait...That's different.

Gonzo
01-06-2009, 01:12 PM
talcum ROFL

I mean, for fuck sake. How often does the word Talcome come up in conversation? Talcum I mean.

Jilly
01-06-2009, 01:15 PM
Towel-Cum....


Oh wait...That's different.

at least you use towels...that's way better than the t shirts I find

Gonzo
01-06-2009, 01:17 PM
at least you use towels...that's way better than the t shirts I find

Wll, T-Shirts work better than just rubbing it into the walls I suppose.



OK this is starting to gross me out a bit.

Jilly
01-06-2009, 01:20 PM
Wll, T-Shirts work better than just rubbing it into the walls I suppose.



OK this is starting to gross me out a bit.

yeah, you're gross.

crazycoffey
01-06-2009, 01:45 PM
Wll, T-Shirts work better than just rubbing it into the walls I suppose.



OK this is starting to gross me out a bit.


use her hair, it'll get cleaned sooner than the walls, a towel or the gym sock you brought home.....

Hog Farmer
01-06-2009, 01:50 PM
use her hair, it'll get cleaned sooner than the walls, a towel or the gym sock you brought home.....


Use your own fucking hair dumbass!

RustShack
01-06-2009, 01:52 PM
Use your own fucking hair dumbass!

Your chin looks like my butt.

crazycoffey
01-06-2009, 01:52 PM
Use your own ****ing hair dumbass!


my hair's not long enough to reach my pecker.
don't you have a hog to go jack off?

ChiefButthurt
01-06-2009, 02:31 PM
Before you question BB's creativity you need to learn the correct usage of the period in your second sentence.

Fine. But you cheated me out of an insult. :cuss:

Iowanian
01-06-2009, 02:36 PM
Chiefpote is feeling cheeted that he hasn't been insulted properly?


Chiefpote was called "the walrus" after his first night in jail, and was pretty embarrassed when his photo showed up with the definition on urban dictionary.


If that doesn't soothe your need, get back to me.

Mark M
01-06-2009, 02:41 PM
Chiefpote is feeling cheeted that he hasn't been insulted properly?


Chiefpote was called "the walrus" after his first night in jail, and was pretty embarrassed when his photo showed up with the definition on urban dictionary.


If that doesn't soothe your need, get back to me.

Iowanian is so cross eyed he went to pick up a dime and came up with two nickels!

He also wears button fly jeans because he says the sheep in Iowa run when they hear a zipper.

MM
~~:lame:

Iowanian
01-06-2009, 02:44 PM
My favorite markm sighting this past year was the drawings the fat kid had of him in his lunchbox on Superbad.

http://i31.tinypic.com/zydkle.png

DT58HOF
01-06-2009, 02:46 PM
Iowanian that a small dong you have!

Ecto-I
01-06-2009, 02:47 PM
My favorite markm sighting this past year was the drawings the fat kid had of him in his lunchbox on Superbad.

http://i31.tinypic.com/zydkle.png

Iowanian uses any excuse he can get to show off his oh-so delicate hands drawing "masterpieces" of that which he does not have.

Iowanian
01-06-2009, 02:48 PM
ecto is a large veiny bastard.

Sfeihc
01-06-2009, 02:49 PM
No surprise here that the duchebag from Iowa shares his screen saver with the rest of us.

Iowanian
01-06-2009, 02:55 PM
sfeihc is a bronco fan.

Sfeihc
01-06-2009, 02:59 PM
sfeihc is a bronco fan.

Now that's a low blow.

Iowanian is the president of the Iowa chapter of NAMBLA.

Iowanian
01-06-2009, 03:00 PM
You're right. I should never gone that deep into the gutter.

Ecto-I
01-06-2009, 03:02 PM
Believe it or not, the self-protrait in Iowanian's avatar is the best pic he's taken in years.

Chief Henry
01-06-2009, 03:05 PM
Iowanian loves to wrestle with Big Jake the Muffin Man and loves to be on the receiving end of the "shocker" on the mat.

Iowanian
01-06-2009, 03:05 PM
Ecto is right. I was thrilled from the experience, but the bugs in my teeth? From his girlfriend's cooter sweater.

Iowanian
01-06-2009, 03:06 PM
Henry's head is so big, he wears memyself's winter panties for a beanie.

ziggysocki
01-06-2009, 03:11 PM
Iowanian is a closet Raiders fan, and has a shrine to Al Davis.

MagicHef
01-06-2009, 03:16 PM
Iowanian is a closet Raiders fan, and has a shrine to Al Davis.

ziggysocki's one dream in life was to have a cozy ski gig, but the closest he could ever hope to come was to rearrange the letters in it for his username.

Iowanian
01-06-2009, 03:17 PM
ziggysockie is named after gochief's man-starched tube sock.

Sfeihc
01-06-2009, 03:22 PM
ziggysockie is named after gochief's man-starched tube sock.

That he left at your house.

Katipan
01-06-2009, 03:26 PM
After you finished sucking them off.

ziggysocki
01-06-2009, 03:26 PM
Sfeihc - Sucking forcefully every incha herms cock. .... Ahhh.. Now I see...

Buck
01-06-2009, 03:27 PM
YOU PLAY BALL LIKE A GIRL!

ziggysocki
01-06-2009, 03:28 PM
YOU SUCK COCK LIKE A PRO!

Sfeihc
01-06-2009, 03:29 PM
ziggysocki is Polish for small pecker.

Buck
01-06-2009, 03:29 PM
YOU SUCK COCK LIKE A PRO!

Norv Turner beat your team twice this year.

ziggysocki
01-06-2009, 03:30 PM
Norv Turner beat your team twice this year.

ugh. speechless.

edit- So did the rest of the league... big fucking deal.

MagicHef
01-06-2009, 03:31 PM
Norv Turner beat your team twice this year.

BuckinKaeding's name, unscrambled, holds his card playing preference: "I Gin Buck Naked."

ChiefButthurt
01-06-2009, 03:32 PM
Chiefpote is feeling cheeted that he hasn't been insulted properly?


Chiefpote was called "the walrus" after his first night in jail, and was pretty embarrassed when his photo showed up with the definition on urban dictionary.


If that doesn't soothe your need, get back to me.

Ouch....I'm afraid to look that up at work.

Buck
01-06-2009, 03:34 PM
ugh. speechless.

edit- So did the rest of the league... big ****ing deal.

You are 2-2 against the Raiders in your last 4 games against them...

Sorry, I had too...

Dont kill me.

ziggysocki
01-06-2009, 03:37 PM
You are 2-2 against the Raiders in your last 4 games against them...

Sorry, I had too...

Dont kill me.

So... the Chargers are a bunch of .... umm... big .... um stupid.... dummy-heads.

ziggysocki
01-06-2009, 03:39 PM
BuckinKaeding was the guy in (NSFW)www.1guy1jar.com. Iowanian supplied the jar, MagicHef held the camera. Claythan cleaned up the mess...

Buck
01-06-2009, 03:41 PM
BuckinKaeding was the guy in (NSFW)www.1guy1jar.com. Iowanian supplied the jar, MagicHef held the camera. Claythan cleaned up the mess...

Iowanian would want my anus to bleed, you are probably right.

MagicHef
01-06-2009, 03:44 PM
BuckinKaeding was the guy in (NSFW)www.1guy1jar.com. Iowanian supplied the jar, MagicHef held the camera. Claythan cleaned up the mess...

And we were all very happy that ZiggySicko enjoyed the video we made for his birthday.

ziggysocki
01-06-2009, 03:46 PM
And we were all very happy that ZiggySicko enjoyed the video we made for his birthday.

Best present I ever got...besides that rimjob from your grandma.

MagicHef
01-06-2009, 03:52 PM
Best present I ever got...besides that drag urinary job from mom.

So clever, scrambling your words, but I figured out what you meant.

Sfeihc
01-07-2009, 09:31 AM
Can't let this thread slide off into oblivion..........


The REAL Hef always has three hotties on his arm. MagicHef has ziggysocko, BuckinKeading and that transgender Iowanian on his. Yikes!

ziggysocki
01-07-2009, 03:12 PM
Sfeihc has a man-gina.

Gonzo
01-07-2009, 03:19 PM
Ziggysocki still thinks the Shocker is funny.

Rooster
01-07-2009, 03:21 PM
Gonzo has a narrow urethra.

ziggysocki
01-07-2009, 03:43 PM
Gonzo's mom still thinks the shocker is funny.

Crush
01-07-2009, 03:47 PM
Ziggysocki buys used panties in bulk from Japanese vending machines.

Fritz88
01-07-2009, 03:48 PM
Good one! **** you!

fuck you. fuck your face.

MagicHef
01-07-2009, 03:48 PM
Ziggysocki buys used panties in bulk from Japanese vending machines.

...because he knows how much Crush appreciates them.

Simply Red
01-07-2009, 03:51 PM
...because he knows how much Crush appreciates them.

Your mom is my sex slave, in boots

Fritz88
01-07-2009, 04:01 PM
Man Who Was An Expert On How To Avoid Being Kidnapped in Mexico Was Kidnapped in Mexico After Giving Lecture On "How To Not Be Kidnapped in Mexico (http://edition.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/01/07/security.expert.kidnap/index.html)

Buck
01-07-2009, 04:03 PM
CMNERR has been to Tijuana and brought back a special gift, if you know what I mean.

Fritz88
01-07-2009, 04:06 PM
CMNERR has been to Tijuana and brought back a special gift, if you know what I mean.

I never thought any one would get it.

rad
01-07-2009, 06:03 PM
I never thought any one would get it.

CMNER's mom is so fat, I can eat cereal out of the dimples on her ass.

Crush
01-07-2009, 06:10 PM
Rad gave a "pearl necklace" to his mom for Christmas.

58-4ever
01-07-2009, 06:14 PM
Rad gave a "pearl necklace" to his mom for Christmas.

Crush does not have a job, so it's likely he is not good at anything. Even Crushing things. Because if you are named Crush, it is assumed that you can (even at minimal standards) Crush things. He cannot.

rad
01-07-2009, 06:45 PM
Crush does not have a job, so it's likely he is not good at anything. Even Crushing things. Because if you are named Crush, it is assumed that you can (even at minimal standards) Crush things. He cannot.


58-4ever is so slimy he once stole my wallet, and then helped me look for it.

unothadeal
01-07-2009, 06:49 PM
It's funny how this rip-off thread gets 200+ posts and my original thread gets less than 150

58-4ever
01-07-2009, 06:50 PM
It's funny how this rip-off thread gets 200+ posts and my original thread gets less than 150

cry me a river little bitch. (the last part was added for effect because of the nature of the thread)

Crush
01-07-2009, 07:18 PM
cry me a river little bitch. (the last part was added for effect because of the nature of the thread)


58-4ever, you are the sluttiest sorostitute in the history of sorostitutes.

Fritz88
01-07-2009, 08:12 PM
58-4ever, you are the sluttiest sorostitute in the history of sorostitutes.

Crush, your mom needs to shave her armpit

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g283/Anubis000/UglyBitch.jpg

Iowanian
01-07-2009, 08:30 PM
cmnerr is the only person to ever be kicked out of Disney Land for Shitting in the teacups and standing behind anxious children in the restroom.

Simply Red
01-07-2009, 08:41 PM
cmnerr is the only person to ever be kicked out of Disney Land for Shitting in the teacups and standing behind anxious children in the restroom.

C'mon Iowanian, there is more to life than just lunker-lures.

Paniero
01-07-2009, 11:51 PM
Simply Red came up with his name after a furious masturbation session to what he thought was his Cosmo Kramer avatar.

J Diddy
01-07-2009, 11:59 PM
Simply Red came up with his name after a furious masturbation session to what he thought was his Cosmo Kramer avatar.

Paniero came up with his name after his lower level education prompted him to get a quality job making sandwiches at panera bread for minimum wage. When asked why he repeatedly misspelled the name of his employer he replied "shux I only need to know how to spell my name when I cash my check at walmart"

Fritz88
01-08-2009, 03:13 AM
Paniero came up with his name after his lower level education prompted him to get a quality job making sandwiches at panera bread for minimum wage. When asked why he repeatedly misspelled the name of his employer he replied "shux I only need to know how to spell my name when I cash my check at walmart"

Diddy suffers from a mild case of retardation, how did they find out?

He would froze his shit,cut it into little cubicals then add it to his morning cheerios.

Fat Elvis
01-08-2009, 08:58 AM
Diddy suffers from a mild case of retardation, how did they find out?

He would froze his shit,cut it into little cubicals then add it to his morning cheerios.


CMNERR just offered us an example of irony.

manchambo
01-08-2009, 09:02 AM
Diddy suffers from a mild case of retardation, how did they find out?

He would froze his shit,cut it into little cubicals then add it to his morning cheerios.


CMNERR smells worse than the beard of that dude in his avatar after CMNERR's mom sits on the dude's face subsequent to several hours of step arobics in a a leotard that's 2 sizes too small.

MagicHef
01-08-2009, 09:08 AM
CMNERR just offered us an example of irony.

Fat Elvis is a little too enamored with examples of irony, if you ask me.

MagicHef
01-08-2009, 09:25 AM
CMNERR smells worse than the beard of that dude in his avatar after CMNERR's mom sits on the dude's face subsequent to several hours of step arobics in a a leotard that's 2 sizes too small.

manchambo struggles to come up with complex scenarios in order to create an insult.

boogblaster
01-08-2009, 09:49 AM
Is the magic gone from your bedroom Hef ... Try Ex-lax and cream corn ...

Paniero
01-08-2009, 09:56 AM
Is the magic gone from your bedroom Hef ... Try Ex-lax and cream corn ...

Boogblaster's first attempt at the Ickey Shuffle had nothing to do with football and everything to do with leaving his boyfriend's house with his pants around his ankles after a sword fight resulted in a loss.

Crashride
01-08-2009, 09:59 AM
Boogblaster's first attempt at the Ickey Shuffle had nothing to do with football and everything to do with leaving his boyfriend's house with his pants around his ankles after a sword fight resulted in a loss.

Likes to ride bikes with no seat over speed bumps.

MagicHef
01-08-2009, 10:00 AM
Is the magic gone from your bedroom Hef ... Try Ex-lax and cream corn ...

Do you prefer 'Largest Boob' or 'Goat Slobber?' Your name can be rearranged to spell either. I think Goat Slobber works pretty well.

Buck
01-08-2009, 10:00 AM
Paniero sometimes reads National Geographic at the Dentist's office.

Crush
01-08-2009, 10:02 AM
BK finds himself sexually attracted to farm animals.

Buck
01-08-2009, 10:05 AM
BK finds himself sexually attracted to farm animals.

Sometimes Crush wears Jeans that are 2 sizes too big.

MagicHef
01-08-2009, 10:05 AM
BK finds himself sexually attracted to farm animals.

Crush's views on the opposite sex are childish, at best.

Buck
01-08-2009, 10:05 AM
Crush's views on the opposite sex are childish, at best.

Sometimes MagicHef logs into ChiefsPlanet from work.

MagicHef
01-08-2009, 10:06 AM
Sometimes Crush wears Jeans that are 2 sizes too big.

Anyone that sees BuckinKaeding dance is immediately ashamed to share his species.

Buck
01-08-2009, 10:08 AM
Anyone that sees BuckinKaeding dance is immediately ashamed to share his species.

This one time MagicHef thought about getting a Piņa Colada air freshener for his car, but he decided against it.

rad
01-08-2009, 10:09 AM
Sometimes Crush wears Jeans that are 2 sizes too big.

BuckinKaeding's slogan.... two holes, no waiting

Buck
01-08-2009, 10:10 AM
BuckinKaeding's slogan.... two holes, no waiting

Rad prefers Balsamic Vinegar over White Wine Vinegar.

MagicHef
01-08-2009, 10:11 AM
Rad prefers Balsamic Vinegar over White Wine Vinegar.

BuckinKaeding enjoys forced-perspective optical illusions.

Buck
01-08-2009, 10:14 AM
BuckinKaeding enjoys forced-perspective optical illusions.

MagicHef likes using fabric softener when washing his clothes.

MagicHef
01-08-2009, 10:17 AM
MagicHef likes using fabric softener when washing his clothes.

BuckinKaeding feels that "Cloverfield" is an appropriate metaphor for his journey through puberty.

Buck
01-08-2009, 10:24 AM
MagicHef sometimes rips the tags off his clothing if it itches his skin.

blueballs
01-08-2009, 10:25 AM
Your morning coffee from McDonalds
was strained through a back ally hooker's hanky
got to cut back on expensive filter costs

MagicHef
01-08-2009, 10:28 AM
MagicHef sometimes rips the tags off his clothing if it itches his skin.

BuckinKaeding enjoys the smell of freshly cut grass, but does not enjoy cutting grass. Hypocrite.

MagicHef
01-08-2009, 10:29 AM
Your morning coffee from McDonalds
was strained through a back ally hooker's hanky
got to cut back on expensive filter costs

blueballs is woefully unaware of the current cost of coffee filters.

blueballs
01-08-2009, 10:37 AM
blueballs is woefully unaware of the current cost of coffee filters.

It is also an attempt to make it taste like Starbucks
or your mother's panty froth

Simply Red
01-08-2009, 10:44 AM
It is also an attempt to make it taste like Starbucks
or your mother's panty froth

blueballs, that is all.

Buck
01-08-2009, 10:45 AM
Simply Red sometimes takes showers at night, but mostly in the morning.

blueballs
01-08-2009, 10:48 AM
Your mother makes gumbo
by pulling out her teeth
for a Chiefs WR

manchambo
01-08-2009, 10:59 AM
Your mother makes gumbo
by pulling out her teeth
for a Chiefs WR


When your mother invites the Chieves WRs to dinner, she always makes tossed salad.

Fritz88
01-08-2009, 11:27 AM
BuckinKaeding's slogan.... two holes, no waiting

manchambo's mom is the twin sister of Glenn Dorsey's left testicle.

crazycoffey
01-08-2009, 11:28 AM
CMNERR's breath smell like dead donkey dick;
which explains what he was doing over at Hogfarmer's house....

Gonzo
01-08-2009, 11:30 AM
CMNERR's breath smell like dead donkey dick;
which explains what he was doing over at Hogfarmer's house....

CrazyCoffey knows what dead donkey dick smells like.

Rooster
01-08-2009, 11:30 AM
CMNERR's breath smell like dead donkey dick;
which explains what he was doing over at Hogfarmer's house....

CrazyCoffey is not crazy nor does he like coffee. Discuss.......

Buck
01-08-2009, 11:39 AM
CrazyCoffey is not crazy nor does he like coffee. Discuss.......

Rooster's handle comes from that of a Male Chicken.

rad
01-08-2009, 11:42 AM
Rooster's handle comes from that of a Male Chicken.

BuckinKaeding's sister went fishing with 5 guys and came back with a big Red Snapper.....

Buck
01-08-2009, 11:49 AM
BuckinKaeding's sister went fishing with 5 guys and came back with a big Red Snapper.....

rad's avatar is of Herm holding up a sign that says "Welcome to Hell"

MagicHef
01-08-2009, 11:54 AM
rad's avatar is of Herm holding up a sign that says "Welcome to Hell"

BuckingKaeding's hair smells vaguely of saffron.

munkey
01-08-2009, 11:54 AM
I called MagicHef's boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!

Buck
01-08-2009, 11:55 AM
Oh wait, this is an insult thread? I've just been stating random facts about people.

J Diddy
01-08-2009, 11:55 AM
I called MagicHef's boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!

I saw this. it was a great bitch fight.

munkey
01-08-2009, 11:59 AM
J Diddy....What's that ugly thing growing out of your neck... Oh... It's your head...