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Simply Red
01-06-2009, 10:05 AM
Manscaping - when/where do you draw the line?

Donger
01-06-2009, 10:06 AM
Manscaping - when/where do you draw the line?

Around my penis.

OnTheWarpath58
01-06-2009, 10:07 AM
Around my penis.

ROFL

Katipan
01-06-2009, 10:08 AM
I like to do it while he's standing in the shower.

It's just too messy in bed.

Donger
01-06-2009, 10:09 AM
I like to do it while he's standing in the shower.

It's just too messy in bed.

Thanks for the visual.

Katipan
01-06-2009, 10:10 AM
On my knees with a sharp razor?

you dirty dirty boy.

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01-06-2009, 10:11 AM
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Donger
01-06-2009, 10:15 AM
On my knees with a sharp razor?

you dirty dirty boy.

I actually prefer it a little dull.

Mr. Plow
01-06-2009, 10:22 AM
Check me out and make your own decision.......



http://funnies.com/newgreat/hairyman.jpg

Pestilence
01-06-2009, 10:22 AM
Shave the armpits....and trim the boys.

BucEyedPea
01-06-2009, 10:25 AM
A man shaving his armpits? Or any other part besides the face?
I mean I can see if you're a Sasquatch but it's unmanly to try to be a girly like that.

TinyEvel
01-06-2009, 10:26 AM
I start at my forehead and go backwards until I reach the ground

Simply Red
01-06-2009, 10:26 AM
A man shaving his armpits? Or any other part besides the face?
I mean I can see if you're a Sasquatch but it's unmanly to try to be a girly like that.

IS NOT! IS NOT! IS NOT! IS NOT! IS NOT! IS NOT! IS NOT! IS NOT! IS NOT! IS NOT! IS NOT! IS NOT! IS NOT! IS NOT! IS NOT! IS NOT! IS NOT! IS NOT! IS NOT! IS NOT! IS NOT! IS NOT! IS NOT! IS NOT!

BWillie
01-06-2009, 10:27 AM
A man shaving his armpits? Or any other part besides the face?
I mean I can see if you're a Sasquatch but it's unmanly to try to be a girly like that.

How old are you?

Demonpenz
01-06-2009, 10:27 AM
i shaved my balls one time and got a large in grown hair. I thought it was a tumor put was puss and goo. Luckly I had just bought a turkey baister because it was thanksgiving weekened

Simply Red
01-06-2009, 10:28 AM
How old are you?

ROFL

Jilly
01-06-2009, 10:28 AM
Just trim it up, that's all you need...just as long as when she goes down on you she doesnt end up with a mouth full of stray hairs between her teeth.

BucEyedPea
01-06-2009, 10:29 AM
Just trim it up, that's all you need...just as long as when she goes down on you she doesnt end up with a mouth full of stray hairs between her teeth.
That's only a problem if he's got a short small one. If he's long or big you're far enough away to be in the clearing.

Simply Red
01-06-2009, 10:29 AM
Just trim it up, that's all you need...just as long as when she goes down on you she doesnt end up with a mouth full of stray hairs between her teeth.

When she goes down there? What do you mean?

Mr. Laz
01-06-2009, 10:30 AM
Just trim it up, that's all you need...just as long as when she goes down on you she doesnt end up with a mouth full of stray hairs between her teeth.
this

BWillie
01-06-2009, 10:30 AM
That's only a problem if he's got a short small one. If he's long or big you're far enough away to be in the clearing.

What if she doesn't go down there? Do I have free realm to have it a smelly humid monkey jungle?

Jilly
01-06-2009, 10:31 AM
That's only a problem if he's got a short small one. If he's long or big you're far enough away to be in the clearing.

Unless you have a big mouth or "special" abilities

Demonpenz
01-06-2009, 10:32 AM
unhinge your jaw like a snake .....jake!

BucEyedPea
01-06-2009, 10:34 AM
What if she doesn't go down there? Do I have free realm to have it a smelly humid monkey jungle?
I didn't say not to be clean. BTW I've never been with a hairy man in my life ...little chest hair even. Just worked out that way.

ChiefButthurt
01-06-2009, 10:37 AM
Two chicks arguing about oral sex is just plain fun to read about.

Pestilence
01-06-2009, 10:37 AM
A man shaving his armpits? Or any other part besides the face?
I mean I can see if you're a Sasquatch but it's unmanly to try to be a girly like that.

No I actually shave my armpits because it reduces the smell when I sweat. My fiance likes it.......

TinyEvel
01-06-2009, 10:38 AM
i shaved my balls one time and got a large in grown hair. I thought it was a tumor put was puss and goo. Luckly I had just bought a turkey baister because it was thanksgiving weekened

:Lin:

Katipan
01-06-2009, 10:43 AM
Biggest man I've ever been intimate with shaved every inch of his body.
Head to toes.


He's pretty tough.

patteeu
01-06-2009, 10:43 AM
That's only a problem if he's got a short small one. If he's long or big you're far enough away to be in the clearing.

Jilly's stuck with the guy she has. Stop rubbing it in. :p :Poke:

Demonpenz
01-06-2009, 10:43 AM
I would talk to your docter first too If you get rashes or ingrown hairs because of sweating, obesity, and bad hygene it is a good idea to use talcom powder on your testicles

Katipan
01-06-2009, 10:44 AM
Talcum powder is horrid tasting.

patteeu
01-06-2009, 10:44 AM
Unless you have a big mouth or "special" abilities

That's the way to take one for your guy. :)

Demonpenz
01-06-2009, 10:45 AM
Talcum powder is horrid tasting.

you aren't supposed to eat it. you are supposed to put it in a baggy and sell it to high schoolers

Infidel Goat
01-06-2009, 10:46 AM
Biggest man I've ever been intimate with shaved every inch of his body.
Head to toes.


He's pretty tough.


Eyebrows?

Bill Parcells
01-06-2009, 10:48 AM
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Demonpenz
01-06-2009, 10:48 AM
When you are looking for meximelt, sometimes you find nacho's -robert frost

Pablo
01-06-2009, 10:52 AM
When you are looking for meximelt, sometimes you find nacho's -robert frostThat's definitely one of Frost's more inspiring lines...

Katipan
01-06-2009, 10:55 AM
Eyebrows?

Not routinely. Only when he had to pass a drug test.

Demonpenz
01-06-2009, 10:55 AM
"When all else fails, be sure to rent a game genie" einstien

Demonpenz
01-06-2009, 10:56 AM
People from the south like to say "that dog won't hunt" I am afraid to tell them that the dog is infact, dead -Hellen Keller

Katipan
01-06-2009, 10:57 AM
you aren't supposed to eat it. you are supposed to put it in a baggy and sell it to high schoolers

I once put my mouth on the outside of a girl's panties. (while they were on the outside of a girl) Like a quick smooch kiss. No tongue. Or flesh on flesh. But she used that deoderant for pussies.

It was disgusting smelling.

Girls are gross.

Stewie
01-06-2009, 10:59 AM
But she used that deoderant for pussies.


Vagi Guard?
Old Slice?

Pestilence
01-06-2009, 11:00 AM
I once put my mouth on the outside of a girl's panties. (while they were on the outside of a girl) Like a quick smooch kiss. No tongue. Or flesh on flesh. But she used that deoderant for pussies.

It was disgusting smelling.

Girls are gross.

You should start a thread....because it seems like you have some interesting stories.

luv
01-06-2009, 11:01 AM
Unless you have a big mouth or "special" abilities

Or even if you dont, it's good to know he cares enough to take the time.

Demonpenz
01-06-2009, 11:02 AM
I once put my mouth on the outside of a girl's panties. (while they were on the outside of a girl) Like a quick smooch kiss. No tongue. Or flesh on flesh. But she used that deoderant for pussies.

It was disgusting smelling.

Girls are gross.

My last girlfriend just shoved slim jims up there OH YEEEEYAAA

Baby Lee
01-06-2009, 11:02 AM
Razor's never been below my neck. But then I'm not all that hirsuite. Just enough to establish average adulthood, and blessedly a back as smooth as a baby's butt.

Katipan
01-06-2009, 11:05 AM
You should start a thread....because it seems like you have some interesting stories.

My life is on CP.

BucEyedPea
01-06-2009, 11:08 AM
Not routinely. Only when he had to pass a drug test.
Oh well now a unibrow is fit to be shaved, plucked, waxed or lasered off.

crazycoffey
01-06-2009, 11:15 AM
That's only a problem if he's got a short small one. If he's long or big you're far enough away to be in the clearing.


you mean, you don't suck on your man's beanbag? what's wrong with you?


answer to the OP - shave the balls, trim chest, pits, and pubs above the penis.

Of course I also shave my face, trim my nose hairs and neck hairs. occasionally I pluck a few stray eyebrow hairs, so as not to get a unibrow.

crazycoffey
01-06-2009, 11:16 AM
I once put my mouth on the outside of a girl's panties. (while they were on the outside of a girl) Like a quick smooch kiss. No tongue. Or flesh on flesh. But she used that deoderant for pussies.

It was disgusting smelling.

Girls are gross.


I think I love you.....

Simply Red
01-06-2009, 11:22 AM
I beard trim my stomach, beard trim my lower abdominal region, I shave around the joystick. I control eyebrows, but don't fucking wax them, because that's just gay. Oh, I also shave my arm pits. I also get pedicures about once a month for nothing more than relaxation and to remain a sanitary man-god.

DaneMcCloud
01-06-2009, 11:22 AM
That's only a problem if he's got a short small one. If he's long or big you're far enough away to be in the clearing.

That's not a blowjob.

That's a kiss.

Porn is your friend.

Donger
01-06-2009, 11:23 AM
I also get pedicures about once a month for nothing more than relaxation and to remain a sanitary man-god.

That's a bit swishy, IMO.

DaneMcCloud
01-06-2009, 11:24 AM
Chest once every three months.

Armpits every 2-3 months.

Twig and berries as needed.

Baby Lee
01-06-2009, 11:25 AM
I once put my mouth on the outside of a girl's panties. (while they were on the outside of a girl) Like a quick smooch kiss. No tongue. Or flesh on flesh. But she used that deoderant for pussies.

It was disgusting smelling.

Girls are gross.

Just in case the issue ever arises, I assure you I've never used pussy deodorant.


http://sub2change.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/the_more_you_know2.jpg

bogey
01-06-2009, 11:29 AM
This has come up before. I trim nose hairs, eye brows and that's it. When it came up on a previous thread, I asked my wife if she would prefer that I groomed my man parts since I ask her to keep her woman parts well maintained. She said she doesn't care one way or the other. I wonder of she's being completely truthful.

Donger
01-06-2009, 11:31 AM
This has come up before. I trim nose hairs, eye brows and that's it. When it came up on a previous thread, I asked my wife if she would prefer that I groomed my man parts since I ask her to keep her woman parts well maintained. She said she doesn't care one way or the other. I wonder of she's being completely truthful.

She's not. Try an experiment and see if she notices/says anything.

Jilly
01-06-2009, 11:35 AM
Jilly's stuck with the guy she has. Stop rubbing it in. :p :Poke:

ummm...maybe I just have "special abilities" as previously stated...

:Poke: back at ya

Baby Lee
01-06-2009, 11:36 AM
ummm...maybe I just have "special abilities" as previously stated...

:Poke: back at ya

rubbing, poking, tongue wagging?

Get a room you two, we're not oblivious.

Katipan
01-06-2009, 11:39 AM
rubbing, poking, tongue wagging?

Get a room you two, we're not oblivious.

Bite your tongue. I wanna watch.

Gonzo
01-06-2009, 11:40 AM
Bite your tongue. I wanna watch.

To The Ship!!!

bogey
01-06-2009, 11:41 AM
She's not. Try an experiment and see if she notices/says anything.

I'm afriad she'll think I'm stepping out on her.

crazycoffey
01-06-2009, 11:43 AM
Bite your tongue. I wanna watch.


forget watching, lets see if we can play tag teams...

BucEyedPea
01-06-2009, 11:44 AM
I beard trim my stomach, beard trim my lower abdominal region, I shave around the joystick. I control eyebrows, but don't ****ing wax them, because that's just gay. Oh, I also shave my arm pits. I also get pedicures about once a month for nothing more than relaxation and to remain a sanitary man-god.

That's called a metrosexual.
Next stop makeup. :D

Katipan
01-06-2009, 11:45 AM
forget watching, lets see if we can play tag teams...

You trying to poke patteeu or Jilly?

crazycoffey
01-06-2009, 11:46 AM
That's called a metrosexual.
Next stop makeup. :D

how else are we supposed to cover those few "blimishes"





and by blimishes I mean that big ugly mark that most people refer to as my face.....

crazycoffey
01-06-2009, 11:47 AM
You trying to poke patteeu or Jilly?


I'm not going to lie, I was really only after patteeu....

BucEyedPea
01-06-2009, 11:47 AM
Chest once every three months.

Armpits every 2-3 months.

Twig and berries as needed.

http://www.clipartof.com/images/thumbnail/1972.gif

Well Italian men are hairy Sasquatches. I stick with wasps that have little.

Baby Lee
01-06-2009, 11:47 AM
You trying to poke patteeu or Jilly?

He don't care, he's looking for a good old fashioned, Creed Bratton, people puddle.

Jilly
01-06-2009, 11:48 AM
I'm afriad she'll think I'm stepping out on her.

she could possibly think that....since Cosmo is so hell bent on giving women false advice on how to tell when your significant other is cheating. Seems men can't even work out without it making them suspicious of cheating.

Jilly
01-06-2009, 11:49 AM
I'm not going to lie, I was really only after patteeu....

It's understandable...:sulk:

Iowanian
01-06-2009, 11:49 AM
I draw the line and telling strangers on the internet what I do with my hang down.

crazycoffey
01-06-2009, 11:55 AM
He don't care, he's looking for a good old fashioned, Creed Bratton, people puddle.

I was thinking more roman bath style over dirty hippie love, but close enough....

BucEyedPea
01-06-2009, 11:57 AM
you mean, you don't suck on your man's beanbag? what's wrong with you?
I'm just joking around. I wouldn't tell you or anyone in this thread what I really do.

answer to the OP - shave the balls, trim chest, pits, and pubs above the penis.

Of course I also shave my face, trim my nose hairs and neck hairs. occasionally I pluck a few stray eyebrow hairs, so as not to get a unibrow.

I see. Thank you for telling me that.
http://www.clipartof.com/images/thumbnail/1972.gif

Baby Lee
01-06-2009, 11:59 AM
I was thinking more roman bath style over dirty hippie love, but close enough....

EDIT: NM, read your post as "or" dirty hippy love. The quote STAYS though.

http://www.neatorama.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/200px-creed.jpg

"I’m not offended by homosexuality. In the sixties, I made love to many, many women. Often outdoors, in the mud and the rain, and it’s possible a man slipped in. Would be no way of knowing."

bogey
01-06-2009, 12:00 PM
she could possibly think that....since Cosmo is so hell bent on giving women false advice on how to tell when your significant other is cheating. Seems men can't even work out without it making them suspicious of cheating.

I go too long between hair cuts, shave only when I have to and can't seem to find time to trim my toe nails. If I suddenly start grooming my man area, it would be completely out of my character. Basically, I'm a slob, but, I'm a lovable slob.

crazycoffey
01-06-2009, 12:01 PM
I see. Thank you for telling me that.
http://www.clipartof.com/images/thumbnail/1972.gif


LOL - no not daily, therefore not exactly a hairy beast. just keeping well maintained. that's all.

Now, more about what your oral schematics are please.....

BucEyedPea
01-06-2009, 12:03 PM
Nope, sorry, that's for special people only.

crazycoffey
01-06-2009, 12:03 PM
Dude, get with it.

http://www.neatorama.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/200px-creed.jpg


touche

it's funnyier now that you put it together for me though.

crazycoffey
01-06-2009, 12:03 PM
Nope, sorry, that's for special people only.


oh, I'm special.....

Katipan
01-06-2009, 12:04 PM
oh, I'm special.....

How did you learn? Bananas or Cucumbers?

crazycoffey
01-06-2009, 12:05 PM
It's understandable...:sulk:


I keed, I keed. sully, don't kill me!
Hey and how's the F*** Trophy doing these days?

Baby Lee
01-06-2009, 12:06 PM
Now, more about what your oral schematics are please.....
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crazycoffey
01-06-2009, 12:06 PM
How did you learn? Bananas or Cucumbers?

by playing the part of the cucumber?

:shrug:

and by cucumber I mean, I'm hung like a BULLhamster.....

Ari Chi3fs
01-06-2009, 12:06 PM
I think that Simply Red secretly wants us to PM him pictures of our junk.

Katipan
01-06-2009, 12:08 PM
Send them to me. I'll make sure he gets them.

Pestilence
01-06-2009, 12:15 PM
Send them to me. I'll make sure he gets them.

:spock:

DaneMcCloud
01-06-2009, 12:15 PM
http://www.clipartof.com/images/thumbnail/1972.gif

Well Italian men are hairy Sasquatches. I stick with wasps that have little.

Oh, I'm not a hairy Sasquatch. But the grooming definitely curbs the odor after a long day. When it's perpetually 70 degrees or warmer year round, grooming helps to keep the "edge" off.

Plus, my wife hates that "musty" smell I have if I let the chest and pits go too long.

I've been doing the twig and berries for 2 decades, long before it became fashionable. It's not only a courtesy for the ladies but it feels better to be cleaned up than all hairy and nasty.

I know that if I had ever hooked up with a chick that didn't groom, I'd be pretty disgusted.

BucEyedPea
01-06-2009, 12:21 PM
Oh, I'm not a hairy Sasquatch. But the grooming definitely curbs the odor after a long day. When it's perpetually 70 degrees or warmer year round, grooming helps to keep the "edge" off.

Plus, my wife hates that "musty" smell I have if I let the chest and pits go too long.

I've been doing the twig and berries for 2 decades, long before it became fashionable. It's not only a courtesy for the ladies but it feels better to be cleaned up than all hairy and nasty.

I know that if I had ever hooked up with a chick that didn't groom, I'd be pretty disgusted.

Don't you have any AC out there or is Cali rationing that too? :D:)

DaneMcCloud
01-06-2009, 12:24 PM
Don't you have any AC out there or is Cali rationing that too? :D:)

My blood never thinned, so I'm always warm.

Girls love it in the winter but hate it in the summer.

Honestly though, I hate shaving the chest and pits. I have to use aloe vera gel for a few days because of the irritation, even with a fresh three-blade razor.

Oh well, anything for the ladies. :evil:

Demonpenz
01-06-2009, 12:26 PM
Do you remember Magnum PI? awesome!

BucEyedPea
01-06-2009, 12:27 PM
My blood never thinned, so I'm always warm.

Girls love it in the winter but hate it in the summer.

Honestly though, I hate shaving the chest and pits. I have to use aloe vera gel for a few days because of the irritation, even with a fresh three-blade razor.

Oh well, anything for the ladies. :evil:

How nice. But ya' know the twigs and berries is a nice snack. :D

DaneMcCloud
01-06-2009, 12:28 PM
How nice. But ya' know the twigs and berries is a nice snack. :D

And that's why I groom.

:evil:

bogey
01-06-2009, 12:28 PM
Don't you have any AC out there or is Cali rationing that too? :D:)

We get to pick between air conditioning and big screen TV's.

BucEyedPea
01-06-2009, 12:29 PM
Guess you don't feed your women then.

Demonpenz
01-06-2009, 12:29 PM
day

Baby Lee
01-06-2009, 12:31 PM
fress pizza burgers are the bess pizza burgers.

lazepoo
01-06-2009, 12:33 PM
fress pizza burgers are the bess pizza burgers.

Ain't that the truth.

Simply Red
01-06-2009, 02:24 PM
You should start a thread....because it seems like you have some interesting stories.

she's better w/o her threads.

Pestilence
01-06-2009, 02:42 PM
she's better w/o her threads.

True....very true.

crazycoffey
01-06-2009, 02:43 PM
True....very true.


proof please....

Molitoth
01-06-2009, 02:49 PM
The only hair worth having is on my head.

lazepoo
01-06-2009, 03:00 PM
This thread is worthless without pics.

Pestilence
01-06-2009, 03:07 PM
proof please....

Shit....I don't have proof. I'll gladly look at the evidence though.

Iowanian
01-06-2009, 03:09 PM
I'm so tough, I shave my taters with a weedeater...not with string, but the plastic weed blades.

Katipan
01-06-2009, 03:14 PM
I'm so tough, I shave my taters with a weedeater...not with string, but the plastic weed blades.

How come you'll talk about your balls, but not your penis?

Do you not love the penis?

lazepoo
01-06-2009, 03:14 PM
I'm so tough, I shave my taters with a weedeater...not with string, but the plastic weed blades.

That's intense. You must have some Tony Danza-esque growth if you need that kind of hardware to do a little trimming.

Katipan
01-06-2009, 03:15 PM
I think he just likes the vibrations.

lazepoo
01-06-2009, 03:16 PM
HA!:)

Iowanian
01-06-2009, 03:19 PM
I just do it for the sport, kind of like giving baby seals a couple of flops on the ice as a head start.

Pestilence
01-06-2009, 03:31 PM
So since this thread is all about the guys....


Do the women trim? If so....how much?

Katipan
01-06-2009, 03:34 PM
I enjoy it when my vagina looks brand new.

DaneMcCloud
01-06-2009, 03:35 PM
I enjoy it when my vagina looks brand new.

I prefer at least a landing strip myself.

You know, as a guide in dark places.

Jilly
01-06-2009, 03:38 PM
It depends on my mood...and my time...and how much I want to impress the husband. Generally short and very trimmed, but if I want to surprise him, I go all the way.

luv
01-06-2009, 03:40 PM
I prefer at least a landing strip myself.

You know, as a guide in dark places.

You need a guide?

Pestilence
01-06-2009, 03:41 PM
How often do you have to shave to get it "brand new"? Shave? Nair?

BucEyedPea
01-06-2009, 03:41 PM
I prefer at least a landing strip myself.

You know, as a guide in dark places.

Topiary is nice. Even a flat version. LMAO

luv
01-06-2009, 03:44 PM
How often do you have to shave to get it "brand new"? Shave? Nair?

Damn, boy. Curious much?

Does anyone really use Nair?

Pestilence
01-06-2009, 03:45 PM
Damn, boy. Curious much?

Does anyone really use Nair?

You just answered your own question in the first line. I'm a guy...so yeah I'm curious. I just figured it was too over the top to ask for pictures. :D

Jilly
01-06-2009, 03:47 PM
You just answered your own question in the first line. I'm a guy...so yeah I'm curious. I just figured it was too over the top to ask for pictures. :D

to keep it that way, yes, you should shave it daily, if shaving is how you're doing it....otherwise there is stubble and well, if you want her to be inviting, you def don't want stubble

waxing would be prob around once a month, although I've never been brave enough to go that route...want to, but the thought frightens me a little

luv
01-06-2009, 03:47 PM
to keep it that way, yes, you should shave it daily, if shaving is how you're doing it....otherwise there is stubble and well, if you want her to be inviting, you def don't want stubble

waxing would be prob around once a month, although I've never been brave enough to go that route...want to, but the thought frightens me a little

Same here.

sedated
01-06-2009, 03:49 PM
to keep it that way, yes, you should shave it daily, if shaving is how you're doing it....otherwise there is stubble and well, if you want her to be inviting, you def don't want stubble

waxing would be prob around once a month, although I've never been brave enough to go that route...want to, but the thought frightens me a little

pussy

DaneMcCloud
01-06-2009, 03:49 PM
Topiary is nice. Even a flat version. LMAO

LMAO

Katipan
01-06-2009, 03:50 PM
It's not that horribly painful. It's more... embarassing?... than anything else. Get over that, and the rest is easy.

Tattoos hurt more.

luv
01-06-2009, 03:51 PM
It's not that horribly painful. It's more... embarassing?... than anything else. Get over that, and the rest is easy.

Tattoos hurt more.

Really? Waxing should be a breeze, then.

Pestilence
01-06-2009, 03:53 PM
It's not that horribly painful. It's more... embarassing?... than anything else. Get over that, and the rest is easy.

Tattoos hurt more.

So I take it you wax often then?

DaneMcCloud
01-06-2009, 03:54 PM
It's not that horribly painful. It's more... embarassing?... than anything else. Get over that, and the rest is easy.

Tattoos hurt more.

Really?

Mine took 90 minutes. It didn't hurt so much as it was just an annoying numbing feeling from my right shoulder to my elbow. And that lasted most of the day.

And I didn't get to drink beforehand.

Katipan
01-06-2009, 03:54 PM
They totally spread you wide.

I have to admit, the first time I did it, I wondered if I'd get wet. (Like I did at my first gyno appointment)

I didn't. She was ugly and ironically enough, had a moustache.

Katipan
01-06-2009, 03:54 PM
So I take it you wax often then?

When I lived in a bikini.

Katipan
01-06-2009, 03:58 PM
Really?

Mine took 90 minutes. It didn't hurt so much as it was just an annoying numbing feeling from my right shoulder to my elbow. And that lasted most of the day.

And I didn't get to drink beforehand.

My tramp stamp was done by a beautiful dude. He kept trailing his fingers down the small of my back and saying stuff like "hows that feeling, sweetheart?"...

I never wanted it to end.

Pestilence
01-06-2009, 03:58 PM
They totally spread you wide.

I have to admit, the first time I did it, I wondered if I'd get wet. (Like I did at my first gyno appointment)

I didn't. She was ugly and ironically enough, had a moustache.

I'm in the wrong profession.

DaneMcCloud
01-06-2009, 04:00 PM
My tramp stamp was done by a beautiful dude. He kept trailing his fingers down the small of my back and saying stuff like "hows that feeling, sweetheart?"...

I never wanted it to end.

I've never wanted you more



:D

crazycoffey
01-06-2009, 04:01 PM
I waxed my butthole once, ONCE......

DaneMcCloud
01-06-2009, 04:03 PM
I waxed my butthole once, ONCE......

Shaving is easier.

Just don't let anybody catch you.

It looks weird.

UNLESS, you have a chick do it for you.

Then it's hot.

Pestilence
01-06-2009, 04:09 PM
I waxed my butthole once, ONCE......

Did you do it yourself or did you find some homeless guy in the back alley who needed the money really badly? :)

ChiefsCountry
01-06-2009, 04:15 PM
Dane,
Have you tried Nair for Men yet?

bogey
01-06-2009, 04:16 PM
Shaving is easier.

Just don't let anybody catch you.

It looks weird.

UNLESS, you have a chick do it for you.

Then it's hot.


Really? You shave your asshole?

Pestilence
01-06-2009, 04:18 PM
Dane,
Have you tried Nair for Men yet?

I've been trying to find it....but I can't.

DaneMcCloud
01-06-2009, 04:20 PM
Dane,
Have you tried Nair for Men yet?

I haven't been able to find it locally. Only the "Sensitive Skin" version.

One of these days I'll order it online.

OnTheWarpath58
01-06-2009, 04:20 PM
This thread has taken an ugly, ugly turn.

Pestilence
01-06-2009, 04:21 PM
This thread has taken an ugly, ugly turn.

It took a slight awesome turn there for a second.....but somehow it turned south really quickly.

DaneMcCloud
01-06-2009, 04:22 PM
Really? You shave your asshole?

When I was single, I'd try anything.

Shaving, food, outdoors, public places, twosome, threesome, strippers, porn chicks, models, actress wanna-be's, secretaries, nurses, doctors and more.

Why wouldn't I let a chick shave me? That was probably the safest thing I did in those days!

:evil:

Baby Lee
01-06-2009, 04:26 PM
You need a guide?

Shaved lady gardens can only go two ways. Best case [and not a good one] you get skeeved cause it looks like a little girl, OR you end up grinding on Don Johnson's chin.

Baby Lee
01-06-2009, 04:29 PM
Man, a transition like that from from katipan's breezy Harlequinn talk to Dane's shaved asshole can give you whiplash!!!!!

Well, at least I got a great new rock band name.

Katipan
01-06-2009, 04:35 PM
Shaved lady gardens can only go two ways. Best case [and not a good one] you get skeeved cause it looks like a little girl, OR you end up grinding on Don Johnson's chin.

Even when I'm tiny tiny skinny, I still have... um. a cushy pillow... there. On top. You understand what I'm saying!

It's neat. You can rest your head on it.

Mecca
01-06-2009, 04:37 PM
This thread got really creepy at the end.

Pestilence
01-06-2009, 04:37 PM
Even when I'm tiny tiny skinny, I still have... um. a cushy pillow... there. On top. You understand what I'm saying!

It's neat. You can rest your head on it.

What's tiny tiny skinny? And what are you now?

DaneMcCloud
01-06-2009, 04:38 PM
This thread got really creepy at the end.

You expected something different with this group?

Katipan
01-06-2009, 04:39 PM
What's tiny tiny skinny? And what are you now?

Skinny skinny is under 120.

Thoroughly content and happy.

Simply Red
01-06-2009, 04:39 PM
Really? You shave your asshole?

ROFL

Simply Red
01-06-2009, 04:45 PM
.

Baby Lee
01-06-2009, 04:48 PM
Even when I'm tiny tiny skinny, I still have... um. a cushy pillow... there. On top. You understand what I'm saying!

It's neat. You can rest your head on it.

Is that a catnap?

Mecca
01-06-2009, 04:48 PM
Man I'm glad I was only a kid in the 80s when all women had jungles working...

Simply Red
01-06-2009, 04:50 PM
Man I'm glad I was only a kid in the 80s when all women had jungles working...

that

Baby Lee
01-06-2009, 04:50 PM
Man I'm glad I was only a kid in the 80s when all women had jungles working...

Yes, so your theme of eating babies can continue unabated. ;)

bogey
01-06-2009, 05:00 PM
When I was single, I'd try anything.

Shaving, food, outdoors, public places, twosome, threesome, strippers, porn chicks, models, actress wanna-be's, secretaries, nurses, doctors and more.

Why wouldn't I let a chick shave me? That was probably the safest thing I did in those days!

:evil:


You are the man. I was often the shaver, but never the shavee.

bogey
01-06-2009, 05:02 PM
Even when I'm tiny tiny skinny, I still have... um. a cushy pillow... there. On top. You understand what I'm saying!

It's neat. You can rest your head on it.

Now that's a Perfect Sleeper.

88TG88
01-06-2009, 05:05 PM
.

NICE

RJ
01-06-2009, 05:11 PM
Man I'm glad I was only a kid in the 80s when all women had jungles working...



Yep, pussy was horrible back then. We hated it.

RJ
01-06-2009, 05:12 PM
It has never occurred to me to shave any part of my body below my neck.

Never.

lazepoo
01-06-2009, 05:12 PM
Man, a transition like that from from katipan's breezy Harlequinn talk to Dane's shaved asshole can give you whiplash!!!!!

Well, at least I got a great new rock band name.

Did you mean "Whiplash" or "Dane's Shaved Asshole" ?

Count Zarth
01-06-2009, 05:15 PM
I'll probably get my chest waxed eventually. Annoying.

KCChiefsMan
01-06-2009, 05:16 PM
Yep, pussy was horrible back then. We hated it.

ROFL

Skip Towne
01-06-2009, 05:24 PM
Yep, pussy was horrible back then. We hated it.

:LOL:

stevieray
01-06-2009, 05:28 PM
Yep, pussy was horrible back then. We hated it.

rep

CHENZ A!
01-06-2009, 06:02 PM
Shave my chest about twice a month in the winter, probably more in the summer because I live at the pool. Trim up downstairs whenever needed and shave the balls clean. Get my eyebrows waxed every other month or so.

I do not consider myself metrosexual by any means though. I am THE perfect combo of power and finesse.

Iowanian
01-06-2009, 06:04 PM
This thread went from mildly uncomfortable to mildly amuzing, to 2 Dane's 1 cup pretty damn fast.


I'm fairly certain in man-law, the only reason to have your sheriff star waxed/shaved would be so another dude's nuts didn't stick or something.


Unfathomable.

DeezNutz
01-06-2009, 06:05 PM
This thread went from mildly uncomfortable to mildly amuzing, to 2 Dane's 1 cup pretty damn fast.

I watched the pumpkin version of this, and still almost puked.

I would have liked to have heard how the "actors" negotiated the scene and/or payment.

Delano
01-06-2009, 06:06 PM
.

How often did she wax?

Also, did she like it in the ass?

Fuckin' niner...

Delano
01-06-2009, 06:07 PM
This thread went from mildly uncomfortable to mildly amuzing, to 2 Dane's 1 cup pretty damn fast.


I'm fairly certain in man-law, the only reason to have your sheriff star waxed/shaved would be so another dude's nuts didn't stick or something.


Unfathomable.

Get more head, brah.

That's all there is to it. Is there something gay about wanting your dick sucked by a woman and often?

bogey
01-06-2009, 06:11 PM
Get more head, brah.

That's all there is to it. Is there something gay about wanting your dick sucked by a woman and often?

How does having your asshole waxed/shaved get you more head? Do tell.

Delano
01-06-2009, 06:11 PM
How does having your asshole waxed/shaved get you more head? Do tell.

Oh, heh. Sheriff star. Now I get the slang.

Shave your ass hair for sanitation.

bogey
01-06-2009, 06:13 PM
Oh, heh. Sheriff star. Now I get the slang.

Shave your ass hair for sanitation.

:clap:

Katipan
01-06-2009, 06:14 PM
How does having your asshole waxed/shaved get you more head? Do tell.

He could whip it out at parties, thus garnering glory and fame and the drunk slutty girls that fuck in the hope of glory and fame.

bogey
01-06-2009, 06:14 PM
Oh, heh. Sheriff star. Now I get the slang.

Shave your ass hair for sanitation.

I'm not against grooming. I just come from a different generation.

Delano
01-06-2009, 06:15 PM
He could whip it out at parties, thus garnering glory and fame and the drunk slutty girls that fuck in the hope of glory and fame.

How does one whip out one's asshole?

Katipan
01-06-2009, 06:16 PM
How does one whip out one's asshole?

I once watched a girl on all fours pucker her asshole to catch $1 bills.

Can't be that hard.

DaneMcCloud
01-06-2009, 06:19 PM
Yep, pussy was horrible back then. We hated it.

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

Count Zarth
01-06-2009, 06:20 PM
Were shaven girls a rare and valued treasure in the 80s?

DaneMcCloud
01-06-2009, 06:21 PM
This thread went from mildly uncomfortable to mildly amuzing, to 2 Dane's 1 cup pretty damn fast.


I'm fairly certain in man-law, the only reason to have your sheriff star waxed/shaved would be so another dude's nuts didn't stick or something.


Unfathomable.

Some girls prefer a "clean" area in which to "play".

If you've never experienced what I'm referring to, you've missed out, my friend.

:evil:

Delano
01-06-2009, 06:22 PM
Were shaven girls a rare and valued treasure in the 80s?

What will your reaction be if the taker-of-your-virginity has out of control fur underwear?

Count Zarth
01-06-2009, 06:25 PM
What will your reaction be if the taker-of-your-virginity has out of control fur underwear?

Any potential virginity snatchers will be pre-screened.

JASONSAUTO
01-06-2009, 06:28 PM
What will your reaction be if the taker-of-your-virginity has out of control fur underwear?

not the fur diaper:grr:

Iowanian
01-06-2009, 06:46 PM
I guess I've always been firm that my rusty sheriff star was NOT part of the amusement park.

I'm not a vegetarian, so tossed salad isn't on the menu either.


Some girls prefer a "clean" area in which to "play".

If you've never experienced what I'm referring to, you've missed out, my friend.

:evil:

Baby Lee
01-06-2009, 06:47 PM
How does one whip out one's asshole?

I once watched a girl on all fours pucker her asshole to catch $1 bills.

Can't be that hard.

OK, officially, every question has an answer.

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01-06-2009, 07:09 PM
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