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Micjones
01-06-2009, 02:04 PM
Q. What do you call 47 millionaires sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A. The Chiefs

Q. What do the Chiefs and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 87,000 people stand up and yell 'Jesus Christ.'

Q. How do you keep a Kansas City Chief out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal post.

Q. What do you call a Kansas City Chief with a Super Bowl ring?
A. A thief.

Q. What's the difference between the Kansas City Chiefs and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q. How many Kansas City Chiefs does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A. Nobody knows and we may never find out!

Q. What do the Chiefs and possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!


A list of Chiefs jokes I just received from a co-worker.
I always knew there was something I didn't like about this girl.

Johnny Vegas
01-06-2009, 02:05 PM
that right there is funny

Delano
01-06-2009, 02:06 PM
Suspcious powder on the goal line...

Saulbadguy
01-06-2009, 02:07 PM
What's funnier is I bet she was a huge Chiefs fan in 95/97/2003 etc...

Demonpenz
01-06-2009, 02:08 PM
Katie horner says it's safe at arrowhead during tornado weather. No chance of a touchdown :clap:

Micjones
01-06-2009, 02:08 PM
What's funnier is I bet she was a huge Chiefs fan in 95/97/2003 etc...

I doubt it seriously.
If it's not a pair of heels or a $500 purse she doesn't care much about it.

Micjones
01-06-2009, 02:08 PM
Katie horner says it's safe at arrowhead during tornado weather. No chance of a touchdown :clap:

Wocka wocka...

Dartgod
01-06-2009, 02:10 PM
Why do people insist on posting these? It's bad enough that they're not even funny.

What's worse is they weren't funny in 1990 when I first heard them!

Saulbadguy
01-06-2009, 02:13 PM
I doubt it seriously.
If it's not a pair of heels or a $500 purse she doesn't care much about it.

Is she hot? If so, pics?

Gonzo
01-06-2009, 02:14 PM
Wocka wocka...

ROFL

Micjones
01-06-2009, 02:14 PM
Is she hot? If so, pics?

Don't have any pics, unfortunately.
She's definitely an attractive girl though.
She's got a rack out of this world.

blaise
01-06-2009, 02:17 PM
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Foreign.
Foreign who?
Foreign twelve and two and fourteen the last two years.

Saulbadguy
01-06-2009, 02:17 PM
Don't have any pics, unfortunately.
She's definitely an attractive girl though.
She's got a rack out of this world.

Camera phone? Come on, deliver.

EyePod
01-06-2009, 02:22 PM
Q. What do you call 47 millionaires sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A. The Chiefs


I'd have to say that it's a 53 man roster...

sedated
01-06-2009, 02:25 PM
Camera phone? Come on, deliver.

motion seconded

blaise
01-06-2009, 02:25 PM
I'd have to say that it's a 53 man roster...

I doubt even 47 are actually millionaires.

Micjones
01-06-2009, 02:50 PM
Camera phone? Come on, deliver.

What woman do you know that wouldn't be suspicious of her camera-phone wielding co-worker?

Especially when she's sporting a pair of toddlers on her chest?

Come on.

Can I call you when I take that long walk to the HR office?
:D

Dartgod
01-06-2009, 03:43 PM
What woman do you know that wouldn't be suspicious of her camera-phone wielding co-worker?

Especially when she's sporting a pair of toddlers on her chest?

Come on.

Can I call you when I take that long walk to the HR office?
:Dhttp://blog.pcnews.ro/wp-content/photo/2006/12/_cspytsrtv002.jpg

tyton75
01-06-2009, 03:47 PM
wait.. did they remove all the tiddy sites off the interwebs or something?!?!

sedated
01-06-2009, 03:48 PM
What woman do you know that wouldn't be suspicious of her camera-phone wielding co-worker?

Especially when she's sporting a pair of toddlers on her chest?

Come on.

Can I call you when I take that long walk to the HR office?
:D

in other words, you aren't smooth enough to pull it off

Rain Man
01-06-2009, 03:53 PM
Q: Why did Glenn Dorsey cross the road?

A: He didn't. He was pushed there by the opposing fullback.

Micjones
01-06-2009, 04:00 PM
in other words, you aren't smooth enough to pull it off

I'm not that concerned with someone else's Woodrow to risk my job.
Besides...I see the chest puppets everyday! Your loss!
:D

Micjones
01-06-2009, 04:00 PM
wait.. did they remove all the tiddy sites off the interwebs or something?!?!

I know, right?

HemiEd
01-06-2009, 04:06 PM
I'd have to say that it's a 53 man roster...

The roster was only 47 and they wore leather helmets when these jokes were new.

Skip Towne
01-06-2009, 04:13 PM
The roster was only 47 and they wore leather helmets when these jokes were new.

I heard these jokes in 1948.

Micjones
01-06-2009, 04:16 PM
Sorry fellas, I missed the "jokes have to be brand new" memo.
I'll be more careful next time.
:rolleyes:

Johnny Vegas
01-06-2009, 04:47 PM
Q. What's the difference between the Kansas City Chiefs and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

This summed up the 2008 season. yep.....uh huh.....yep it did.