So what happened to the "Press Conference?"

[Frankie]

It's 3:33 pm

[Cornstock]

My thoughts exactly i just got on here hoping to hear something...

[MIAdragon]

my bad.

[dirk digler]

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=199780

Also, the Peterson event is set for tomorrow afternoon, at 3:30 p.m.

Something changed from yesterday because his PC was supposed to be today.

[Sure-Oz]

its still supposed to be happening but i haven't heard anything on 810

[OnTheWarpath58]

Petro had said something about possibly not carrying it live, because they were holding it at the new facility, and that poses a technical problem for the media because it's not complete - something about wires/cables, etc.

He said if they didn't carry it live, they'd turn around the sound from the PC immediately after it was completed.

[dirk digler]

Damn I was hoping it was canceled and they would have a bigger announcement.

[tyton75]

if its just Carl saying goodbye... who givesachit

[DT58HOF]

610 said the Chiefs have told the media they cannot air it live, 610 says they will have clips from it afterwards.

[OnTheWarpath58]

They just said "still to come..."

Not sure whether that means they'll replay it, or if they are carrying it live, and it hasn't started.

[Iowanian]

810 just mentioned it, but I was involved in something else and didn't hear.

[Cornstock]

Im from Iowa so I obviously dont get the KC radio stations. which is better 810 or 610 and where can I stream?

[OnTheWarpath58]

Im from Iowa so I obviously dont get the KC radio stations. which is better 810 or 610 and where can I stream?

810.

http://den-a.plr.liquidcompass.net/standard_plr/audio_player.php?id=WHB&playerType=silverlight

[Sure-Oz]

They said they'll play it all when it's over.

[Cornstock]

810.

http://den-a.plr.liquidcompass.net/standard_plr/audio_player.php?id=WHB&playerType=silverlight


Thanks

[Darth CarlSatan]

DOUCHE-NOZZLE ALERT! DOUCHE-NOZZLE ALERT! DOUCHE-NOZZLE ALERT!


Ta-HOTAL Douche Nozzle on 810 calling the potential letting-go of Herm "Unfair"!

[Sure-Oz]

Still to come a whole lotta Carl Peterson and a little of Clark....


STILL TO COME!1111111111

[Darth CarlSatan]

Still to come a whole lotta Carl Peterson and a little of Clark....


STILL TO COME!1111111111

The Bastages!!!:cuss:

[DT58HOF]

DOUCHE-NOZZLE ALERT! DOUCHE-NOZZLE ALERT! DOUCHE-NOZZLE ALERT!


Ta-HOTAL Douche Nozzle on 810 calling the potential letting-go of Herm "Unfair"!

wow some old dude on 610 is saying the same thing, said it's not Herms fault, he said it's all Carl's fault and that Hank Stram casued more problems then Herm. lol

[Darth CarlSatan]

wow some old dude on 610 is saying the same thing, said it's not Herms fault, he said it's all Carl's fault and that Hank Stram casued more problems then Herm. lol

That tears it:

Hamas; front and center! Pick up your sniper-rifle and passport with new identity; these TF's must be eradicted with EXTREME PREJUDICE! :cuss:

[Frankie]

They said they'll play it all when it's over.

So some type of PC is going on?

[OnTheWarpath58]

So some type of PC is going on?

Carl's going away party.

Nothing of importance.

[Cornstock]

Carl's going away party.

Nothing of importance.

you must have missed the memo

Theyre also announcing the hiring of pioli

[OnTheWarpath58]

you must have missed the memo

Theyre also announcing the hiring of pioli

No, they're not.

If they were, the Chiefs would have allowed the media to broadcast it live.

[Darth CarlSatan]

you must have missed the memo

Theyre also announcing the hiring of pioli

Boy, if your pulling legs, you're gonna' be the first person in QUITE a while to get neg-repped by yours truly.

[Sure-Oz]

Boy, if your pulling legs, you're gonna' be the first person in QUITE a while to get neg-repped by yours truly.

He's full of shit

[Woodrow Call]

I believe some sarcasm meters are malfunctioning.

[OnTheWarpath58]

Boy, if your pulling legs, you're gonna' be the first person in QUITE a while to get neg-repped by yours truly.

He is.

The guys in studio have been listening to the entire thing, and Danny just said it is "vintage Carl."

They'll turn it around as soon as Carl wraps up.

I'm sure it's going to be a gag-fest.

[Cornstock]

No, they're not.

If they were, the Chiefs would have allowed the media to broadcast it live.

Im just messin

[OnTheWarpath58]

I believe some sarcasm meters are malfunctioning.

That's not sarcasm, that's flat-out dipshittery.

[Sure-Oz]

LOL, Carl in the Chiefs Hall of Fame

How will that go for the fans there

[Cornstock]

Boy, if your pulling legs, you're gonna' be the first person in QUITE a while to get neg-repped by yours truly.

Haha sorry dude i thought we were all on the same page

[Darth CarlSatan]

He is.

The guys in studio have been listening to the entire thing, and Danny just said it is "vintage Carl."

They'll turn it around as soon as Carl wraps up.

I'm sure it's going to be a gag-fest.

But will it live up to the Platinum Standard for eye-popping comedy set by Herm's last presser?

[OnTheWarpath58]

LOL, Carl in the Chiefs Hall of Fame

How will that go for the fans there

Damn.

Live KC radio is WAY ahead of the stream.

[Darth CarlSatan]

Haha sorry dude i thought we were all on the same page

Good enough.

[dirk digler]

LOL, Carl in the Chiefs Hall of Fame

How will that go for the fans there

I didn't realize mediocrity guarantees an HOF induction but that is the Chiefs for you

[Chief Roundup]

810.

http://den-a.plr.liquidcompass.net/standard_plr/audio_player.php?id=WHB&playerType=silverlight

I don't get any audio from this link

[OnTheWarpath58]

But will it live up to the Platinum Standard for eye-popping comedy set by Herm's last pressure?

I'm betting yes.

If 810 is saying it's vintage Carl, then I'm sure it will be good for a few laughs.

[OnTheWarpath58]

I don't get any audio from this link

Have you downloaded Microsoft Silverlight?

[Darth CarlSatan]

LOL, Carl in the Chiefs Hall of Fame

How will that go for the fans there

I'm sure the Hall needs a good janitor.

[Cornstock]

I don't get any audio from this link

you have to install the silverlight thing. just click it and follow the prompts

[Sure-Oz]

Damn.

Live KC radio is WAY ahead of the stream.

I'm listening online as well

[Sure-Oz]

I'm sure the Hall needs a good janitor.

The real janitors should be in the CHOF considering all the shit they have to pick up after games.

[OnTheWarpath58]

I'm listening online as well

Wow.

You're literally 30 seconds ahead of me. I saw the Carl ROF comment posted 20-30 seconds before the caller mentioned it.

[Sure-Oz]

Wow.

You're literally 30 seconds ahead of me. I saw the Carl ROF comment posted 20-30 seconds before the caller mentioned it.

Crazy....wonder how that works...it says my "status" is 78% but i don't think that matters.

[OnTheWarpath58]

Crazy....wonder how that works...it says my "status" is 78% but i don't think that matters.

Dunno.

Mine says 67%

[Darth CarlSatan]

The real janitors should be in the CHOF considering all the shit they have to pick up after games.

ROFLROFLROFL

[Cornstock]

Crazy....wonder how that works...it says my "status" is 78% but i don't think that matters.
mine says 56

theyre talking about herm coaching up players and not doing a great job of it

[Sure-Oz]

They just said its almost Carl time

[Sure-Oz]

mine says 56

theyre talking about herm coaching up players and not doing a great job of it

I think this percentage may have something to do with it....

[Darth CarlSatan]

They just said its almost Carl time

In the interim, please enjoy the "well, we'll be nice to Carl since this is the end"-blow job by your radio hosts.

[ArrowheadHawk]

They just said its almost Carl time

Kill Yourself.

[unothadeal]

In the interim, please enjoy the "well, we'll be nice to Carl since this is the end"-blow job by your radio hosts.

Yeah, pretty much how I see it.

[Darth CarlSatan]

Mmm...creepy caller.

[Sure-Oz]

They said its 47 min long but they won't play that much of it....and are about to start it.

[unothadeal]

Mmm...creepy caller.

He reminded me of that comedian who talks exactly like him. He has semi-long black hair.....anyone?

[Darth CarlSatan]

A "fond farewell"...meh.

[Darth CarlSatan]

He reminded me of that comedian who talks exactly like him. He has semi-long black hair.....anyone?

Emo Williams?

[OnTheWarpath58]

They said its 47 min long but they won't play that much of it....and are about to start it.

FORTY SEVEN MINUTES?

Holy shit, Carl. NO ONE CARES.

[Cornstock]

Mmm...creepy caller.

hmmm im a single dad and im washing floors.

Did anyone else find that random and trivial

[Darth CarlSatan]

This just started and I'm already bored.

[Dartgod]

Me too. JUST LEAVE ALREADY!!!

[unothadeal]

Emo Williams?

Yes!

[OnTheWarpath58]

This just started and I'm already bored.

Sounds like a HS Graduation ceremony.

Claps and echoes.

[Dartgod]

3 thirteen win seasons that we freaking WASTED!

[Darth CarlSatan]

That's the ONE good thing I can say about Carl; his insistance on getting the players involved in charities and foundations.

[Sure-Oz]

Sounds like a HS Graduation ceremony.

Claps and echoes.

ROFL

[ChiefsCountry]

That's the ONE good thing I can say about Carl; his insistance on getting the players involved in charities and foundations.

This.

[unothadeal]

Eugh! That voice!:#

[Sure-Oz]

OMG he's overwhelmed

[Darth CarlSatan]

He's as overwhelmed as we are underwhelmed.

[OnTheWarpath58]

I wish I could see that smug-ass smirk on his face right now.

[Sure-Oz]

HAHA Lori's funny

[Darth CarlSatan]

Great! The NFL can continue to suffer! Glad it won't be us!

[OnTheWarpath58]

OMG he's overwhelmed

He's as overwhelmed as we are underwhelmed.

I just now heard that.

You guys are way ahead of me.

[Cornstock]

He's as overwhelmed as we are underwhelmed.

This

[triple]

This.

:cuss:

[OnTheWarpath58]

Why does he keep saying WE?

Not anymore, ASSHOLE!

[Darth CarlSatan]

Somewhere in the many corporate boardrooms and gated retirement communities, the Whine and Cheese Nation weeps.

[triple]

This

:cuss::cuss:

[Sure-Oz]

Oh fucking wahhhh Carl

Said media was writing alot of opinion rather than facts

[Cornstock]

Hes talking about how he read the newspapers and watched the TV about the chiefs.

I wonder if he ever got on chiefsplanet and read what we think of him.

[Sure-Oz]

Hes talking about how he read the newspapers and watched the TV about the chiefs.

I wonder if he ever got on chiefsplanet and read what we think of him.

Probably, and he disagreed

[Darth CarlSatan]

It's 3am, and you're listening to "Carl Talk". Any callers? No one?

[ChiefsCountry]

:cuss:

What? He got alot of the players and the team involved in alot of charities for the KC area. WTF is wrong with that.

[OnTheWarpath58]

Good time for this:

http://uranus.ckt.net/~gochiefs/carl2.avi

[Darth CarlSatan]

Winston Churchill?!?!?!?!?1ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL


EEEEEEEEEEEEE-GO!

[Cornstock]

:cuss::cuss:

this

I couldnt resist i didnt know you had such a problem with it

[OnTheWarpath58]

Anyone else want to stab him in the neck with a letter opener right now?

[Sure-Oz]

God i am so glad this is the last time i'll hear this dipshit talk

[Darth CarlSatan]

Oh it's getting good!

[triple]

What? He got alot of the players and the team involved in alot of charities for the KC area. WTF is wrong with that.

i was whining about the overused lame internet cliche

[Sure-Oz]

He's here to tell us how "he" came to this decision to leave the chiefs, LMAO

[Darth CarlSatan]

"I'm here today to tell you all to go fuck yourselves"!

[OnTheWarpath58]

I speculate you're a douchebag, Carl.

[Sure-Oz]

BTW-I was President, CEO and Manager

[Darth CarlSatan]

Oh FUCK ME!!!!!!

It got tooooooo hard for me!

Well then HIRE SOMEONE YA' STUPID FUCK!

[triple]

He's here to tell us how "he" came to this decision to leave the chiefs, LMAO

yeah right.

so this is all a "i wasn't fired" press conference

[OnTheWarpath58]

Now I know why the PC was today, and not the Monday after the season ended.

He needed a full week to write this tripe.

[Darth CarlSatan]

THE SEASON TICKET HOLDERS!!!!!!! ROTFLMAO!~!!!!!

[ChiefsCountry]

Now I know why the PC was today, and not the Monday after the season ended.

He needed a full week to write this tripe.

Today is also a slow sports media day. Good PR timing by them.

[Darth CarlSatan]

Best...concurrence...ever!

[Cornstock]

The window for finding a GM is short

Get on your poney and hire pioli Clark

[Sure-Oz]

Oh jeez...a president can't serve more than two terms.....gag

We broke that a few times...

I will always be a chief...he's holding back fake tears it sounds like

[unothadeal]

that onesent funny

[Darth CarlSatan]

How fortunate for us.

[OnTheWarpath58]

Someone that knows nothing about the Chiefs or the NFL would be listening to this presser thinking that the greatest man who ever lived is stepping down.

I think the echoes are covering up the giggles that MUST be occurring in the crowd during this.

[Sure-Oz]

People here are filled with common sense....

fortunate he met his lori from kansas blah blah

[Darth CarlSatan]

OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

PEPTO PLEASE...

[OnTheWarpath58]

Counsel?

No thanks, fuckstick.

[Cornstock]

Someone that knows nothing about the Chiefs or the NFL would be listening to this presser thinking that the greatest man who ever lived is stepping down.

I think the echoes are covering up the giggles that MUST be occurring in the crowd during this.

ROFLROFL

[Sure-Oz]

Someone that knows nothing about the Chiefs or the NFL would be listening to this presser thinking that the greatest man who ever lived is stepping down.

I think the echoes are covering up the giggles that MUST be occurring in the crowd during this.

ROFL

It does sound like that, that pompous ass is so full of himself.

[Darth CarlSatan]

Apathy?

Nice to see things come full circle, yes?

[Sure-Oz]

Now he's talking about when he first got here and how it was a hopeless situation, apathy surrounded this franchise...fans no longer cared if the chiefs won or lost, that had to change....

nice job of coming full circle fuckstick

[OnTheWarpath58]

He's holding back fake tears...

ROFL

[ChiefsCountry]

Counsel?

No thanks, ****stick.

Why its kind of like asking RoyIII a draft/football question or Clayton a dating question, whatever they say do the opposite.

[OnTheWarpath58]

Now he's talking about when he first got here and how it was a hopeless situation, apathy surrounded this franchise...fans no longer cared if the chiefs won or lost, that had to change....

nice job of coming full circle fuckstick

ROFL

[OnTheWarpath58]

Why its kind of like asking RoyIII a draft/football question or Clayton a dating question, whatever they say do the opposite.

This.


(sorry, triple)

[Darth CarlSatan]

I was hoping that technical blip would be permanent.

[Sure-Oz]

Now its over and they will try to bring it in it's entirety in the bonus hour.....we heard most of it and the gist. There will be a long list of people he'll thank blah blah

[unothadeal]

That was really useless.

[OnTheWarpath58]

Dear God, I hope a text transcript of this comes out.

There are YEARS of great signature material, and he's only been talking for what, 10 of the 47 minutes?

[unothadeal]

Now its over and they will try to bring it in it's entirety in the bonus hour.....we heard most of it and the gist. There will be a long list of people he'll thank blah blah

We heard the best part, apparently.

[Cornstock]

Carl = :BS:

[DMAC]

Who authorized this? Why is this even happening? You can't further burn a bridge when the bridge is a cold pile of wet ash.

[DeezNutz]

After Carl essentially told the media members to go fuck themselves, they better unleash the fury, or they really are spineless POS.

[Sure-Oz]

Dear God, I hope a text transcript of this comes out.

There are YEARS of great signature material, and he's only been talking for what, 10 of the 47 minutes?

No shit. love it

[Cornstock]

Dear God, I hope a text transcript of this comes out.

There are YEARS of great signature material, and he's only been talking for what, 10 of the 47 minutes?

I cant wait.

Im expecting a bunch of new smileys/quotes

[DeezNutz]

It would be easy to lose some respect for Clark for sitting idle and listening to this load of bullshit.

[kansas hawk]

lol it was nice of Carl to give a big F U to the media before he leaves

[ChiefsCountry]

It was typical Carl BS.

[Sure-Oz]

To arrowhead where Carl met with reporters....

[DeezNutz]

Softball questions to follow.

[OnTheWarpath58]

It would be easy to lose some respect for Clark for sitting idle and listening to this load of bullshit.

Nah.

As Clayton said, the guy was here 20 years.

Give him his little ceremony and be done with it.

[Sure-Oz]

Frank Boal asked if he had any regrets or saw this coming...

"you always see this coming but hope it doesn't happen. 20 years is a lifetime with a franchise, blah im so priveledged and shedding fake tears it began with lamar blah blah"

[Sure-Oz]

We were 13-3 and #1 seeds 3 times and somehow couldnt get it done


Noooo shit

[DeezNutz]

Nah.

As Clayton said, the guy was here 20 years.

Give him his little ceremony and be done with it.

But I can't imagine firing an employee, and then allowing him the forum to blast the media, the same people that are very influential in marketing and selling your product.

Carl will get his ceremony when he takes his place next to Jack in the ring of honor.

[ChiefsCountry]

Actually we were only #1 seed twice. 2003 we were #2.

[Sure-Oz]

lmfao, he's glad cowher was here and went on to win a SB

He's gonna play golf for a few weeks....so basically just like every offseason

[Sure-Oz]

Boal asked about Miami

he interupts FRAAAAAAAAAANK its speculation, i don't deal with speculation

[OnTheWarpath58]

But I can't imagine firing an employee, and then allowing him the forum to blast the media, the same people that are very influential in marketing and selling your product.

Carl will get his ceremony when he takes his place next to Jack in the ring of honor.

That will all be forgotten and forgiven in a few weeks.

[DeezNutz]

That will all be forgotten and forgiven in a few weeks.

Bunch of fucking Pavlovian dogs...

Eagerly awaiting the next Dawes column...

[OnTheWarpath58]

"Maybe I can be a consultant."

"I don't know what that is."


ROFL

I'm NOT kidding. He actually said that.

[DeezNutz]

Put a lot of time into my lengthy comments!

Couldn't wait to flex my muscle and twist the knife.

[Sure-Oz]

"Maybe I can be a consultant."

"I don't know what that is."


ROFL

I'm NOT kidding. He actually said that.

this was my look when i heard that :spock:

[DeezNutz]

"Maybe I can be a consultant."

"I don't know what that is."


ROFL

I'm NOT kidding. He actually said that.

It's like listening to George Costanza contemplate job possibilities.

[DeezNutz]

Linking himself to Bush.

[Sure-Oz]

Linking himself to Bush.

"you're still the lame duck guy"

stfu carl

[DeezNutz]

On Herm, it's like Frank Ganz.

Way to stick up for your boy!

[Sure-Oz]

On Herm, it's like Frank Ganz.

Way to stick up for your boy!

I feel for herman and his staff...

i'm sure you've felt his staff plenty carl

[DeezNutz]

"Not my decision anymore, and I'm probably pleased that it's not."

Translation: Boy, I've ****ed this thing up!

[Sure-Oz]

He's taking his lovely wife to the pro bowl....for 1 last time

and mentioned they will take brian waters and tony g and his lovely wife october out for dinner

how fucking cute

[unothadeal]

It's like listening to George Costanza contemplate job possibilities.

ROFL

[the Talking Can]

i'd ask one question

"do you remember the last time we won a playoff game?"

[Cornstock]

is Tony's significant other actually his "life partner" or something of that nature. Pretty sure October is not his "wife"

[Sure-Oz]

LMAO, the radio guys aren't allowed to go upstairs for cookies and punch, only important people

[OnTheWarpath58]

"Not my decision anymore, and I'm probably pleased that it's not."

Translation: Boy, I've ****ed this thing up!


I'm starting to think that Herm has already been told he won't be back, and that is part of the reason why Clark has demanded all this secrecy around Arrowhead.

[Sure-Oz]

I'm starting to think that Herm has already been told he won't be back, and that is part of the reason why Clark has demanded all this secrecy around Arrowhead.

Agreed

[DeezNutz]

I'm starting to think that Herm has already been told he won't be back, and that is part of the reason why Clark has demanded all this secrecy around Arrowhead.

Herm's final presser suggested this. "My record speaks for itself." Sure does dipshit. Bye.

One would have to think that this is the case. My question, then, is how is Herm passing the time, since he claims to report to 1 Arrowhead each day? Sleeping under his desk? Also Costanza style?

[Zouk]

I'm starting to think that Herm has already been told he won't be back, and that is part of the reason why Clark has demanded all this secrecy around Arrowhead.

There is no point to firing someone secretly. That makes no sense.

[Sure-Oz]

The chiefs asked to not play this live....

They said "you are lucky we didn't play this live"

[OnTheWarpath58]

There is no point to firing someone secretly. That makes no sense.

That's the point.

He HASN'T been fired, he's just been given notice he won't be back. I know, semantics.

There was an article the week of the Bengals game that supposedly leaked that Herm told his assistants to start looking for work but to do it quietly.

Personally, I don't give a shit. He's gone in a matter of weeks, officially.

[OnTheWarpath58]

There's one thing I love about living in STL.

Very little time wasted on basketball on the sports-talk stations.

[Micjones]

Good riddance.

[OnTheWarpath58]

Good riddance.

This.

(sorry, triple)

[journeyscarab]

Don't let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!

[Micjones]

There's one thing I love about living in STL.

Very little time wasted on basketball on the sports-talk stations.

They've won championships in both Baseball and Football though.
:D

[Sure-Oz]

LMAO making fun of Carl now saying his facts are wrong 2 #1 seeds and 1 #2 seed haha

[OnTheWarpath58]

I highly doubt Lamar said that.

:spock:

[Zouk]

There was an article the week of the Bengals game that supposedly leaked that Herm told his assistants to start looking for work but to do it quietly.

Personally, I don't give a shit. He's gone in a matter of weeks, officially.

They're not stupid - they see the writing on the wall and I'm sure they've been working the back channels to try to get jobs (I'm convinced Herm already has his in Chicago).

But the only reason for them to still be in the building is that Clark means what he says in that he will work with the new GM to make that decision. We know what that decision is likely to be, but that's still the case. Secret firings make no sense.

[Sure-Oz]

I highly doubt Lamar said that.

:spock:

It was just bad luck carl its not your fault

[Extra Point]

It's good to know that I am "so damned special," like all the other Chiefs fans. Yeah, we're still out there, Carl. Fuming.

[Sure-Oz]

If only Carl's fake tears could cure cancer

[Mr. Laz]

like my GOOD FRIEND President George Bush ......


name dropping douchbag pos


he's such assclown of the 1st degree

[Sure-Oz]

You fucking ruined the "heartland" of america you dipshit

GOODBYE GTFO!

[OnTheWarpath58]

I remember that guy that duped me into autographing a DAMMIT CARL shit at Training Camp in 2006.

To that man, I say, THANK YOU.

[bowener]

Will Herm finally watch the superbowl? He wont be a coach afterall...

[Sandyskc]

LMAO, the radio guys aren't allowed to go upstairs for cookies and punch, only important people

It wasn't cookies and punch but good wine and hot appetizers with a party air.

[Sure-Oz]

Sounds like they are playing the whole thing now

[Sure-Oz]

LMAO when thanking on air guys he thanked "Chris Boomer BEERman" nice way of fucking up Chris Berman.

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

We'll have the transcript available this evening.

[the Talking Can]

We'll have the transcript available this evening.

I'll put it up right now

"I suck. Antifreeze."


free of charge to dipshits

[beavis]

I really can't believe Clark allowed this to happen. Carl as much said he was fired. The whole thing was awkward. Usually, these things are reserved for beloved figures when they leave, not people who are universally hated.

[Sure-Oz]

It's like the movie Carie, except there wasn't pig blood dowsed on Carls head.

"They're all gonna laugh at you!"

[JASONSAUTO]

I really can't believe Clark allowed this to happen. Carl as much said he was fired. The whole thing was awkward. Usually, these things are reserved for beloved figures when they leave, not people who are universally hated.

everyone HATES carl now, that wasnt always the case. he did do GOOD for this franchise. it was just years ago

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

I really can't believe Clark allowed this to happen. Carl as much said he was fired. The whole thing was awkward. Usually, these things are reserved for beloved figures when they leave, not people who are universally hated.

Clark kicked it off with a glowing appraisal of Carl's tenure.

[FringeNC]

I really can't believe Clark allowed this to happen. Carl as much said he was fired. The whole thing was awkward. Usually, these things are reserved for beloved figures when they leave, not people who are universally hated.

Yep. Those were my thoughts going into it. Clark could have had a private going away party instead.

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

Yep. Those were my thoughts going into it. Clark could have had a private going away party instead.

It wasn't much of a party. There was no spread whatsoever.

[DeezNutz]

Clark kicked it off with a glowing appraisal of Carl's tenure.

Not really.

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

LMAO

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Obviously, I did not always agree with what was being written or said. I was always amazed at the inaccuracies and inconsistencies. Most of the time I think you were writing opinion, and maybe not so many facts. As we know, everyone has an opinion, and that’s what’s great about this country. Everyone has a right to an opinion.

[JASONSAUTO]

It wasn't much of a party. There was no spread whatsoever.

you there?

[Darth CarlSatan]

you there?

He was seated in the prestigious "Jack Harry" section; a Waffle House on the north side of I-70.

[JASONSAUTO]

He was seated in the prestigious "Jack Harry" section; a Waffle House on the north side of I-70.

ROFL

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

Carl left Ethan Lock off his list of agents to thank....LOL

[Sandyskc]

The "Press" wasn't allowed upstairs for the party.

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

Jesus Christ he didn't even thank Bob Gretz.

Ivan Carter, Rick Dean etc...but no Bob Gretz.

LMAO

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

"Bob Moore.. has been with me since 1983..."

So tearful... ROFL

[Darth CarlSatan]

No gracias to Rufus Dawes?

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

It was amusing that he thanked Herm.

You know...the guy who forced him to resign...

[ChiefsCountry]

What about Nick Athan?

[Extra Point]

It wasn't much of a party. There was no spread whatsoever.
Sure there was. It was less than seven, and twenty or higher.

[DeezNutz]

The "Press" wasn't allowed upstairs for the party.

Was Carl invited? Or was it one of those, you leave, we party situations?

[Darth CarlSatan]

Mmm...interesting...


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rufus_Dawes

[KCChiefsFan88]

Gretz and the entire staff of Wargarbage Illustrated were thanked at a private orgy following the press conference.

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

Gretz and the entire staff of Wargarbage Illustrated were thanked at a private orgy following the press conference.

You're an idiot if you think we've been anything but critical of the Chiefs during this awful season.

[Skip Towne]

The "Press" wasn't allowed upstairs for the party.

Who would want to party with a bunch of ink stained wretches?

[Frankie]

We'll have the transcript available this evening.

Who gives an airborne excrement?

[DJJasonp]

No Rufus sighting????

Carl didnt peel back his face skin like Cruise in Mission Impossible...only to reveal his true identity?????

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

Carl didnt peel back his face skin like Cruise in Mission Impossible...only to reveal his true identity?????

LOL...that would have been funny if he did that and it was Clark Hunt....

OR alternatively if Clark Hunt had done it to reveal Carl's face...

OR if he had done either of those and peeled back a SECOND mask to reveal HERM EDWARDS...who then laughs maniacally...and introduces himself as new GM and dictator for life.

[Darth CarlSatan]

SHOWDOWN IN THE BOWELS OF ARROWHEAD!

Athan V Dawes, 2009:
Winner takes all...

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