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MIAdragon
01-06-2009, 07:10 PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7812875.stm

LMAO "I just wanted to burn his penis so it belongs to me and no one else"



An Australian woman has appeared in court in Adelaide charged with murdering her husband by setting fire to his penis.

Rajini Narayan, 44, is alleged to have doused her husband, Satish, with a flammable liquid while he was sleeping.

When she set him alight, Mr Narayan jumped out of bed and knocked over the substance, causing the fire to spread.

Mrs Narayan told the court she had not intended to kill her husband but to punish him for his alleged infidelity.

Prosecutor Lucy Boord said Mrs Narayan had confessed to her neighbours, telling them she was a "jealous wife" and believed her husband was having an affair.

"I just wanted to burn his penis so it belongs to me and no one else, I didn't mean this to happen," Ms Boord quoted Mrs Narayan as saying.

The fire, on 8 December 2008, caused damage to the couple's house estimated at 1m Australian dollars ($715,000, 490,000).

Mrs Narayan was initially charged with arson and endangering life - including the lives of her three children who were in the house at the time.

The charge was upgraded to murder after Mr Narayan died from his injuries last week.

She has been held in police custody pending the results of a psychological assessment.

yeti
01-06-2009, 07:14 PM
$715,000 worth of damage? That must have been a pretty nice house.

Delano
01-06-2009, 07:14 PM
That guy had a bad month of December.

MIAdragon
01-06-2009, 07:15 PM
Can you imagine waking up with your junk on fire!?

Kyle DeLexus
01-06-2009, 07:16 PM
new meaning to burning sensation.

Delano
01-06-2009, 07:16 PM
Can you imagine waking up with your junk on fire!?

I have that nightmare frequently.

MIAdragon
01-06-2009, 07:17 PM
I have that nightmare frequently.

LMAO poor man.

Stinger
01-06-2009, 07:20 PM
I have that nightmare frequently.

Penicillin might clear that up or at least help.

yeti
01-06-2009, 07:37 PM
Step one=pour flammable liquid on your junk.
Step two=throw a match on your junk.
Step three=show her your burning junk.

every single holiday it's my junk on fire baby

LaChapelle
07-25-2009, 09:17 PM
If your wood is on fire, don't drop and roll.

Tribal Warfare
07-25-2009, 10:45 PM
http://www.realraptalk.com/images/smilies/695e885pirates.gif


to the ship

milkman
07-26-2009, 05:40 AM
Come on baby,
light my fire.

Come on baby,
light my fire.

Try set the night on FIRE!

Pioli Zombie
07-26-2009, 07:04 AM
Explain this one to the insurance adjuster.
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Fish
07-26-2009, 10:00 AM
Being single really ain't so bad.........

Dr. Facebook Fever
07-26-2009, 10:07 AM
How exactly does burning ones penis transfer ownership of said penis from the burnee to the burner? Is there a law somewhere I'm unaware of?

acesn8s
07-26-2009, 11:15 AM
Was she trying to get rid of his crabs?:shrug:

Demonpenz
07-26-2009, 11:24 AM
fireable penis would be a fun band name

LaChapelle
07-26-2009, 11:34 AM
How exactly does burning ones penis transfer ownership of said penis from the burnee to the burner? Is there a law somewhere I'm unaware of?

She's clearly a racist.