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KCChiefsMan
01-06-2009, 08:45 PM
These fast food places advertising these new "HOT & SPICY" things. Now I am a huge fan of spicy food, I like it hot!

Now I went to Burger King the other day to try the new Angry Whopper and after watching the commercial with the farmer growing his onions with peppers and all that. It tasted like a whopper with chinese orange sauce on it. No spice whatsoever, none.

The dairy queen flamethrower, with a name like that it's gotta be spicy right? WRONG! a little better than the forementioned Angry whopper, but damn not spicy.

The Taco Bell Volcano Taco, sauce so hot blah blah blah. Yawn.

There has been plenty other attempts at this by these fast food places and the best any of them could ever do was throw a few jalepenos on them with some pepperjack cheese.

Is this America's idea of spicy food? Who comes up with this $hit? if you label it that hot and angry it needs to be at least hotter than a can of Ragu!

Are my tastebuds just worn down from all the real spicy food and can tolerate it or not notice it? Is the food not being executed properly by the Burger King chefs? I'm sorry, but it needs to stop.

DeezNutz
01-06-2009, 08:45 PM
DeezNutz?

luv
01-06-2009, 08:47 PM
Mass appeal. About the spiciest thing I've had from a fast food place is Wendy's Spicy Chicken. Although, the hotter they are, the longer they've been sitting in the warming drawer.

Pants
01-06-2009, 08:48 PM
Is the food not being executed properly by the Burger King chefs?

lawlz

Dr. Facebook Fever
01-06-2009, 08:48 PM
I think you expect too much from fast food joints.

Chiefs Pantalones
01-06-2009, 08:48 PM
I'm willing to predict you will soon be a regular in the weight loss thread.

luv
01-06-2009, 08:48 PM
lawlz

Whoa. Where did you come from?

Mr. Flopnuts
01-06-2009, 08:49 PM
I agree entirely. McDonald's right now is selling 2 spicy chicken sandwiches for $3. Them's pretty spicy.

ChiefsCountry
01-06-2009, 08:49 PM
I think you expect too much from fast food joints.

This.

Phobia
01-06-2009, 08:49 PM
Good rant. Legitimate beef. You need to cook your own crap, dude. Otherwise you'll always be settling for less.

Phobia
01-06-2009, 08:50 PM
Whoa. Where did you come from?

It's probably just claythan..

KCChiefsMan
01-06-2009, 08:50 PM
I think you expect too much from fast food joints.

I wouldn't say that, but its not hard to make something spicy. I don't understand why they call them these names like Hot & Angry and flamethrower and it's not hot. Throw a few jap seeds into your sauce and bam! Not that I think that's a good way to do it, but still.

Skip Towne
01-06-2009, 08:50 PM
Your taste buds are fried.

DeezNutz
01-06-2009, 08:50 PM
I think the volcano taco is pretty hot, actually.

If you ever have a hot fish taco that burns your mouth, though, you should see a doctor.

KCChiefsMan
01-06-2009, 08:51 PM
Good rant. Legitimate beef. You need to cook your own crap, dude. Otherwise you'll always be settling for less.

well actually I don't eat out that much, but when I do it's usually some hung over grease craving thing.

Mr. Flopnuts
01-06-2009, 08:53 PM
I think the volcano taco is pretty hot, actually.

If you ever have a hot fish taco that burns your mouth, though, you should see a doctor.

LMAO :Lin: LMAO :Lin: LMAO :Lin:

the Talking Can
01-06-2009, 08:56 PM
it burns on the way out

Douche Baggins
01-06-2009, 08:58 PM
It's probably just claythan..

ROFL

Pants
01-06-2009, 08:59 PM
ROFL
ROFL

Frazod
01-06-2009, 09:00 PM
The volcano taco is useless - I barely even noticed the alleged hot flavor. What a ripoff.

Douche Baggins
01-06-2009, 09:01 PM
ROFL

Dammit! You aren't doing me any favors!

KcMizzou
01-06-2009, 09:01 PM
Mass appeal. About the spiciest thing I've had from a fast food place is Wendy's Spicy Chicken. Although, the hotter they are, the longer they've been sitting in the warming drawer.And even then, you get what seems to be a lettuce leaf, with a celery stalk running down the middle.

WTF is that? Some sort of hybrid?

luv
01-06-2009, 09:02 PM
And even then, you get what seems to be a lettuce leaf, with a celery stalk running down the middle.

WTF is that? Some sort of hybrid?

I always got mine without lettuce. One thing I don't like about Wendy's.

Bearcat
01-06-2009, 09:03 PM
I agree, but I think I have a pretty high threshold for that sort of thing. I don't think the wild sauce at BWW is all that bad, and I'm usually disappointed at any 'hot and spicy' stuff that I get, whether it's Pizza Hut wings or whatever.

Can't hit your kids, everyone gets a trophy in t-ball, and now this.... :shake:

Mr. Flopnuts
01-06-2009, 09:03 PM
And even then, you get what seems to be a lettuce leaf, with a celery stalk running down the middle.

WTF is that? Some sort of hybrid?

It's performance enhanced lettuce.

Chiefs Pantalones
01-06-2009, 09:04 PM
I think the volcano taco is pretty hot, actually.

If you ever have a hot fish taco that burns your mouth, though, you should see a doctor.

wow i just got that I'm slow

KcMizzou
01-06-2009, 09:05 PM
It's performance enhanced lettuce.Their lettuce should lay off the juice.

Mecca
01-06-2009, 09:05 PM
When it's a chain place like that they aren't going to make it super duper hot they don't want people bitching that it gave them heartburn or burned their assholes.

petegz28
01-06-2009, 09:05 PM
These fast food places advertising these new "HOT & SPICY" things. Now I am a huge fan of spicy food, I like it hot!

Now I went to Burger King the other day to try the new Angry Whopper and after watching the commercial with the farmer growing his onions with peppers and all that. It tasted like a whopper with chinese orange sauce on it. No spice whatsoever, none.

The dairy queen flamethrower, with a name like that it's gotta be spicy right? WRONG! a little better than the forementioned Angry whopper, but damn not spicy.

The Taco Bell Volcano Taco, sauce so hot blah blah blah. Yawn.

There has been plenty other attempts at this by these fast food places and the best any of them could ever do was throw a few jalepenos on them with some pepperjack cheese.

Is this America's idea of spicy food? Who comes up with this $hit? if you label it that hot and angry it needs to be at least hotter than a can of Ragu!

Are my tastebuds just worn down from all the real spicy food and can tolerate it or not notice it? Is the food not being executed properly by the Burger King chefs? I'm sorry, but it needs to stop.



The only one that seems to leave the desired sting in the mouth for me is McDonald's Chicken Chipolte BBQ snackwrap.

Mr. Flopnuts
01-06-2009, 09:05 PM
Their lettuce should lay off the juice.

You won't see their lettuce getting a 50 sandwich suspension either. Management just turns their heads. :shake:

Mecca
01-06-2009, 09:05 PM
wow i just got that I'm slow

Your buttplug avatar knew what it was about from the second it was posted though.

Mr. Flopnuts
01-06-2009, 09:07 PM
The only one that seems to leave the desired sting in the mouth for me is McDonald's Chicken Chipolte BBQ snackwrap.

When you put that chipotle sauce on their spicy chickens, you. Will. Shit. Fire.

KCChiefsMan
01-06-2009, 09:07 PM
When it's a chain place like that they aren't going to make it super duper hot they don't want people bitching that it gave them heartburn or burned their assholes.

than they need to stop advertising it like you are about to put a habanero in your mouth

Chiefs Pantalones
01-06-2009, 09:07 PM
Your buttplug avatar knew what it was about from the second it was posted though.

ROFL

DAMN IT IT'S A CONDOM!!! AN ANIMATED CONDOM YOU BASTARD!

luv
01-06-2009, 09:07 PM
Their lettuce should lay off the juice.

Not sure if you're a salad kind of guy, but their salads are made with the same lettuce. At least, they used to be.

Mr. Flopnuts
01-06-2009, 09:09 PM
than they need to stop advertising it like you are about to put a habanero in your mouth

You want spicy dawg? Go down to Hooters and get some wings. Tell them you want the devil sauce. Let me know what you think.

KcMizzou
01-06-2009, 09:10 PM
Not sure if you're a salad kind of guy, but their salads are made with the same lettuce. At least, they used to be.Yeah, I actually really like their salad. The don't seem to have huge chunks of celery.

However, the nasty water at the bottom of the bowl creeps me out. It's like dishwater.

Mecca
01-06-2009, 09:10 PM
ROFL

DAMN IT IT'S A CONDOM!!! AN ANIMATED CONDOM YOU BASTARD!

If I opened a condom and it had eyes and a mouth like that I'd question if I had been drugged that night...and I hope he has goggles in that little package.

Pants
01-06-2009, 09:11 PM
I am most definitely NOT Claythan.

KcMizzou
01-06-2009, 09:12 PM
If I opened a condom and it had eyes and a mouth like that I'd question if I had been drugged that night...and I hope he has goggles in that little package.No kidding. I hear anal insertion is bad for the eyes.

Bearcat
01-06-2009, 09:12 PM
The mouth is a little counter-productive, but the hands can only help...

Mecca
01-06-2009, 09:13 PM
No kidding. I hear anal insertion is bad for the eyes.

Well lets ask someone who has their head stuck up their ass...you won't have to look far on this site, how about the guy that says OU runs a pro style offense?

Mr. Flopnuts
01-06-2009, 09:13 PM
No kidding. I hear anal insertion is bad for the eyes.

I've heard it's not so great for your butthole either.

Mecca
01-06-2009, 09:14 PM
I've heard it's not so great for your butthole either.

Hey some women dig that kinda thing.

luv
01-06-2009, 09:15 PM
Yeah, I actually really like their salad. The don't seem to have huge chunks of celery.

However, the nasty water at the bottom of the bowl creeps me out. It's like dishwater.

All of the lettuce for salads it usually chopped at the same time (7:30 in the morning). Big tubs worth. It goes in ice water and get put in the cooler. They run low on salads, they get those tubs out, scoop out lettuce, and go. At that time, they're usually in a rush, so they don't strain it as much as they should.

Just a little Wendy's salads 101...lol.

luv
01-06-2009, 09:17 PM
Hey some women dig that kinda thing.

Depends on which head you're talking about.

Chiefs Pantalones
01-06-2009, 09:18 PM
If I opened a condom and it had eyes and a mouth like that I'd question if I had been drugged that night...and I hope he has goggles in that little package.

The condom companies decided to make them with eyes on it to replace the glow in the dark ones haha

Kyle DeLexus
01-06-2009, 09:18 PM
Volcano taco was a waste of time...put a shit ton of "fire" sauce on it and then had to get out some Louisiana hot sauce to give it any taste whatsoever still not hot though. It was for a bet though so I can't complain. I've also done the blazing challenge at BWW and it wasn't that bad so I do like hot food.

Mecca
01-06-2009, 09:19 PM
The condom companies decided to make them with eyes on it to replace the glow in the dark ones haha

He could be a character witness......so mr condom what do you remember about that night.....

well it was light it was dark then it was light and dark and light and dark over and over.

Bugeater
01-06-2009, 09:19 PM
You want spicy dawg? Go down to Hooters and get some wings. Tell them you want the devil sauce. Let me know what you think.
I've never had those but BWW has some nuclear sauce, I could only eat one of them. That shit will vaporize your brain.

Mecca
01-06-2009, 09:20 PM
I've never had those but BWW has some nuclear sauce, I could only eat one of them. That shit will vaporize your brain.

Are you George McFly?

KCChiefsMan
01-06-2009, 09:20 PM
I've never had those but BWW has some nuclear sauce, I could only eat one of them. That shit will vaporize your brain.

ya, BWW is the real deal.

Chiefs Pantalones
01-06-2009, 09:21 PM
He could be a character witness......so mr condom what do you remember about that night.....

well it was light it was dark then it was light and dark and light and dark over and over.

ROFL :clap:

KcMizzou
01-06-2009, 09:23 PM
Volcano taco was a waste of time...put a shit ton of "fire" sauce on it and then had to get out some Louisiana hot sauce to give it any taste whatsoever still not hot though. It was for a bet though so I can't complain. I've also done the blazing challenge at BWW and it wasn't that bad so I do like hot food.I don't know that Louisiana hot sauce is all that hot either. Hell, my 10 yr old son likes it.

Sure is tasty, though. Goes good on most anything that isn't sweet.

Mecca
01-06-2009, 09:24 PM
ya, BWW is the real deal.

I thought that said BBW and was going to say no wonder you hang in fast food joints.

KCChiefsMan
01-06-2009, 09:24 PM
I don't know that Louisiana hot sauce is all that hot either. Hell, my 10 yr old son likes it.

Sure is tasty, though. Goes good on most anything that isn't sweet.

I hardly like that stuff, but I have a little collection of about 20+ hot sauces. I don't know why, but every time I see a hot sauce that I haven't tried before I pick it up. There are some really good ones out there, spicy and with some good flavor!

KCChiefsMan
01-06-2009, 09:25 PM
I thought that said BBW and was going to say no wonder you hang in fast food joints.

what makes you think I sitll don't? Nothing wrong with a little cushion for your pushin'

Mecca
01-06-2009, 09:26 PM
what makes you think I sitll don't? Nothing wrong with a little cushion for your pushin'

Well that depends I've seen everything from a really hot chick I wouldn't remotely consider large to someone 400 pounds referred to as BBW, they really need to break it down more.

luv
01-06-2009, 09:26 PM
what makes you think I sitll don't? Nothing wrong with a little cushion for your pushin'

That earns you rep.

Mr. Flopnuts
01-06-2009, 09:30 PM
That earns you rep.

Whoa. Someone's trollin for some strange.

Bugeater
01-06-2009, 09:30 PM
Are you George McFly?

Huh? I love the BTTF series but I'm not making the connection there.

Mecca
01-06-2009, 09:31 PM
Huh? I love the BTTF series but I'm not making the connection there.

Darth Vader showed up and said he'd melt my brain.

luv
01-06-2009, 09:32 PM
Whoa. Someone's trollin for some strange.

:spock:

Bugeater
01-06-2009, 09:33 PM
Darth Vader showed up and said he'd melt my brain.
ROFL Ok, I'm with you now.

Mecca
01-06-2009, 09:33 PM
Well I've got the gatorade.

KCChiefsMan
01-06-2009, 09:33 PM
Huh? I love the BTTF series but I'm not making the connection there.

me either.

On a side note, how long do you think it will be before we see a terrible BTTF 4?

Mecca
01-06-2009, 09:33 PM
ROFL Ok, I'm with you now.

I always wanted to walk up to a random couple on the street and go 'hey you, get your damn hands off her"

Mecca
01-06-2009, 09:34 PM
me either.

On a side note, how long do you think it will be before we see a terrible BTTF 4?

What would it be about? How Marty shakes so much he crashed the DeLereon before he could get to 88 MPH?

luv
01-06-2009, 09:35 PM
So, me giving rep now equates for me wanting that person? That's a new one I haven't heard yet.

KCChiefsMan
01-06-2009, 09:35 PM
What would it be about? How Marty shakes so much he crashed the DeLereon before he could get to 88 MPH?

no, they will use that Shiloh guy from transformers as marty

KCChiefsMan
01-06-2009, 09:36 PM
So, me giving rep now equates for me wanting that person? That's a new one I haven't heard yet.

it was more of an assumption as many many many women lust over me.

:D

*sigh*

luv
01-06-2009, 09:37 PM
it was more of an assumption as many many many women lust over me.

:D

*sigh*

Oh, well, that's okay then.

Bugeater
01-06-2009, 09:38 PM
me either.

On a side note, how long do you think it will be before we see a terrible BTTF 4?
Hopefully never, I'd be very disappointed if they did that. It's a perfect trilogy, and BTTF II was one of the rare instances where I liked the sequel more than the original. III was still pretty good, and they did a good job tying everything together at the end.

Mr. Flopnuts
01-06-2009, 09:38 PM
:spock:

:D

CHENZ A!
01-06-2009, 09:39 PM
asparagus sure makes my pee smell bad

luv
01-06-2009, 09:39 PM
:D

Don't make me rep you. It might start a rumor.

Mr. Flopnuts
01-06-2009, 09:39 PM
So, me giving rep now equates for me wanting that person? That's a new one I haven't heard yet.

Out of everybody on this board, you take me seriously? Really?

luv
01-06-2009, 09:41 PM
Out of everybody on this board, you take me seriously? Really?

Temporary insanity.

theultimatekcchiefsfan
01-06-2009, 09:42 PM
A & W has the new Fire Cracker
. Definitely not even mildly hot.

Demonpenz
01-06-2009, 10:29 PM
anyone have cheeto's hot fries. sometimes they kick the shit out of me

Bugeater
01-06-2009, 10:31 PM
anyone have cheeto's hot fries. sometimes they kick the shit out of me

Are you talking about these?

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1025/1030523268_8cd723a99b.jpg

They definitely have some zing to them.

Mr. Flopnuts
01-06-2009, 10:35 PM
anyone have cheeto's hot fries. sometimes they kick the shit out of me

I had a buddy one time that raved over cheeto's mud tracks.

Demonpenz
01-06-2009, 10:37 PM
hot fries

KcMizzou
01-06-2009, 10:37 PM
Are you talking about these?

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1025/1030523268_8cd723a99b.jpg

They definitely have some zing to them.Those rock.

Maybe 'Penz mixed them up with "My own worst Enemy" by Lit.

Demonpenz
01-06-2009, 10:38 PM
man I don't buy cheese much, the other day i had kraft pepper jack because I thought it would give my nacho's a kick it was good but I need some tums after a couple bites.

Demonpenz
01-06-2009, 10:39 PM
Those rock.

Maybe 'Penz mixed them up with "My own worst Enemy" by Lit.

nice joke, didn't think you had that in ya, must be on your winamp playlist

KcMizzou
01-06-2009, 10:39 PM
nice joke, didn't think you had that in ya, must be on your winamp playlistGoddamn right.

Mr. Flopnuts
01-06-2009, 10:41 PM
Goddamn right.

I can rock that song on my rockband drums.

http://www.americanmusical.com/ProductImages/Large/52373.jpg

Demonpenz
01-06-2009, 10:44 PM
rockband drums and guitar hero drums have really helped some of my friends learn to play drums. I have been playing real drums for awhile and made it through the game on hard. I go to a party the other day and all these girls were like you are really good at this game. They didn't make out with me. Moral of the story, girls like mysterious guitarists, not funny drummers. All that and I don't the girls know i play actual drums. come on ho's suck my dick!

Mr. Flopnuts
01-06-2009, 10:49 PM
I learned Closer to the Heart on expert last night. I came.

petegz28
01-06-2009, 10:50 PM
Dude you want hot? My uncle has these pickels he sells in his liquor stores andthey add mustard oil into the juice....HOLY FUCK! I fyou get one right after that stuff is added you will be on your ass ..and on the pot...in no time.

Demonpenz
01-06-2009, 10:53 PM
i like playing rockband with my acoustic drums set up for fun. i love this games. good zany fun. I like to sing and play drums I haven't bought a mic stand yet so I just ducktape the mic to my face

chasedude
01-07-2009, 09:56 AM
I learned Closer to the Heart on expert last night. I came.


Sweet I didn't know there was some Rush in the Rock Band game!

As for the OP. I eat Habenero's almost on a daily basis so I've got quite a tolerance to spicy stuff.

The fast food places don't even know what the word spicy means half the time.

rockymtnchief
01-07-2009, 10:00 AM
As for the OP. I eat Habenero's almost on a daily basis so I've got quite a tolerance to spicy stuff.

The fast food places don't even know what the word spicy means half the time.

I do to. Since most resteraunts dont have habeneros I ask for a side of jalepenos to add to my food.

tooge
01-07-2009, 10:13 AM
I was watching "Diners, Drivins, and Dives" the other night, and Guy went to some joint where they pack like 2 cups of fresh jalapenos onto the burger, then cover those with this sauce made from 3 or 4 different red chilis, then cover it with fresh mozzerella cheese. It looked fantastic. Hot as hell, but fantastic. I love hot food as you do. If you want it hot, you pretty much have to go to a Thai place or make it yourself anymore.

Lzen
01-07-2009, 10:34 AM
http://www.sweatnspice.com/prodimages/hottest_fucking_with_mini.jpg