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Bill Parcells
01-07-2009, 11:45 AM
He's really stretching that face tight.

http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/559/34214299aa1.jpg

ROFL

DaneMcCloud
01-07-2009, 11:50 AM
Poor Burt, man.

Bankruptcy, failed marriages, bad toupe's.

He used to be the coolest guy around.

Now he's 72 trying to look 52.

Bummer.

Baconeater
01-07-2009, 11:52 AM
Whatever happened to growing old gracefully?

Deberg_1990
01-07-2009, 11:55 AM
Poor Burt, man.

Bankruptcy, failed marriages, bad toupe's.

He used to be the coolest guy around.

Now he's 72 trying to look 52.

Bummer.

.

Gonzo
01-07-2009, 11:55 AM
Jesus, that looks like someone trying to use one of those Sham Wow's as a car cover.

Demonpenz
01-07-2009, 11:57 AM
he must have ordered the cate blanchette

Dartgod
01-07-2009, 12:01 PM
He looks like one of the robots from West World.

blaise
01-07-2009, 12:08 PM
That's almost as bad as Smokey and the Bandit 2

Frazod
01-07-2009, 12:10 PM
He looks better than Dolly Parton - she basically looks like Jack Nicholson's Joker with giant boobs.

bogey
01-07-2009, 12:13 PM
Yikes! Don't people realize what they look like? I would much rather he grow old naturally, but I suspect he doesn't give a shit about what I would prefer.

Kerberos
01-07-2009, 12:58 PM
He looks better than Dolly Parton - she basically looks like Jack Nicholson's Joker with giant boobs.

I'd do her in the dark

blaise
01-07-2009, 01:02 PM
I lived in Williamsport PA for a couple of years. There was a little local theatre there and some woman I worked with came in one day and showed up the season schedule. One of the items was, "An Evening With Burt Reynolds." I started laughing like, "who the hell would want to see that?" It sounded so absurd.
She got all serious and was like, "What? I have season tickets. It's gonna be great."

unothadeal
01-07-2009, 01:43 PM
He looks better than Dolly Parton - she basically looks like Jack Nicholson's Joker with giant boobs.
http://www.ratewall.com/cpics/446c04a9-8af8-4438-a9fe-1d8052bfa7fb_Dolly%20Parton%206.jpg

Demonpenz
01-07-2009, 01:46 PM
http://www.ratewall.com/cpics/446c04a9-8af8-4438-a9fe-1d8052bfa7fb_Dolly%20Parton%206.jpg

why so serious...ya'll

Crashride
01-07-2009, 01:47 PM
that looks like a wax figure....wow

Braincase
01-07-2009, 01:48 PM
He's looking more and more like a "High Noon" era Lee Van Cleef.

Kerberos
01-07-2009, 01:58 PM
http://www.ratewall.com/cpics/446c04a9-8af8-4438-a9fe-1d8052bfa7fb_Dolly%20Parton%206.jpg

I'd still do her and maybe with the lights on! :hump:

Kerberos
01-07-2009, 02:00 PM
Burt in his YOUNGER days with (at the time) smokin hot wife Loni

Garcia Bronco
01-07-2009, 02:04 PM
"And they call him the Bandit..."

Big Enos (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0566588/): Son, you're looking at a legend.
Little Enos (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0931437/): I guess a legend and an out-of-work bum look a lot a like, daddy.

Garcia Bronco
01-07-2009, 02:06 PM
Carrie (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000398/): Don't you ever take off that stupid hat?
Bandit (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000608/): I take my hat off for one thing, one thing only.
Carrie (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000398/): Oh...

raybec 4
01-07-2009, 02:07 PM
"And they call him the Bandit..."

Big Enos (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0566588/): Son, you're looking at a legend.
Little Enos (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0931437/): I guess a legend and an out-of-work bum look a lot a like, daddy.

We got a long way to go, and a short time to get there.

Garcia Bronco
01-07-2009, 02:11 PM
That isn't(ain't) Dolly Parton either. It's a man baby

Demonpenz
01-07-2009, 02:12 PM
In 2005, a DVD re-release was issued of Smokey and the Bandit featuring a digitally-remastered audio track with 5.1 Dolby-compatible surround sound. It should be noted however that many of the film's original sounds were replaced. For instance, the diesel engine start and run up sequence in the opening sequence of the film was completely dubbed over with a totally new sound. A few other examples of "sound effect replacement" occur when Bandit takes off after managing to get a reluctant Cletus involved in the bet, and after he comes to a screeching halt on a roadway moments before picking up Carrie. Some of the original sound effects (such as Cletus' dog Fred's barking) and music (such as the final chase to the Southern Classic) were removed and not replaced. (Note: earlier DVD releases of the film have the original soundtrack intact.)

Garcia Bronco
01-07-2009, 02:17 PM
Burt made a bunch of great funny and action movies. From the Bandit to Cannonball Run, The Best Little Whore House in Texas to Boogie Nights. The guy was even on Perry Mason in the 60's.

Ultra Peanut
01-07-2009, 02:48 PM
JESUS FUCK

He's slipped into the uncanny valley.

People getting old is so depressing.

Simply Red
01-07-2009, 03:22 PM
JESUS ****

He's slipped into the uncanny valley.

People getting old is so depressing.

When you say 'uncanny valley', just what exactly does that mean?

Ultra Peanut
01-07-2009, 03:25 PM
The phenomenon can be explained by the notion that, if an entity is sufficiently non-humanlike, then the humanlike characteristics will tend to stand out and be noticed easily, generating empathy. On the other hand, if the entity is "almost human", then the non-human characteristics will be the ones that stand out, leading to a feeling of "strangeness" in the human viewer. In other words, a robot stuck inside the uncanny valley is no longer being judged by the standards of a robot doing a good job at pretending to be human, but is instead being judged by the standards of a human doing a terrible job at acting like a normal person.

Another possibility is that humanoid robots exhibit many visual anomalies similar to the ones seen in seriously ill individuals and corpses, and so elicit the same instinctual alarm and revulsion. The reaction may become worse with robots since there is no overt reason for it to occur, whereas distaste for the sight of a corpse is a feeling easy to understand.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncanny_Valley

Bill Parcells
01-07-2009, 03:34 PM
When you say 'uncanny valley', just what exactly does that mean?

If it's something weird, ms peanut is an expert at it.

ZepSinger
01-07-2009, 03:39 PM
http://www.ratewall.com/cpics/446c04a9-8af8-4438-a9fe-1d8052bfa7fb_Dolly%20Parton%206.jpg

http://www.legendsofhorror.org/images/bates/ppic6.jpg

Ultra Peanut
01-07-2009, 03:41 PM
If it's something weird, ms peanut is an expert at it.Wanna know what's really weird?

Burt Reynolds' face.

And your face.

http://i40.tinypic.com/2w3ss52.gif

Bill Parcells
01-07-2009, 03:58 PM
Wanna know what's really weird?

Burt Reynolds' face.

And your face.

http://i40.tinypic.com/2w3ss52.gif

Do you know what's really weird? I'll just use invisible ink, cousin it.


Wanting to get your dick deflowered like an artichoke

Ultra Peanut
01-07-2009, 04:00 PM
Do you know what's really weird? I'll just use invisible ink, cousin it.


Wanting to get your dick deflowered like an artichokeOh hey, that line is fr-fr-fresh.

Holy fuck, you've actually been using that line for over eight months. "LOL TRANNY" is, by its very nature, played out by this point, but that's pretty impressive.

Otter
01-07-2009, 04:03 PM
Geez, when he bends over to tie his shoes I bet his mouth opens.

bowener
01-07-2009, 04:06 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncanny_Valley

Off topic, but there was a cool article somewhere (cant find it at the moment, too lazy) about the uncanny valley and the PS3 game Metal Gear Solid. Apparently, he was too real looking at one point so they had to dumb it down and make him look less real to seem more real to the test audience.

Simply Red
01-07-2009, 04:09 PM
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bowener
01-07-2009, 04:12 PM
<object width="425" height="344">


<embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/o38HfGefSqg&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></object>

wtf

Bill Parcells
01-07-2009, 04:13 PM
Oh hey, that line is fr-fr-fresh.

Holy ****, you've actually been using that line for over eight months. "LOL TRANNY" is, by its very nature, played out by this point, but that's pretty impressive.

If it didn't bother you, you would ignore it. if it bothers you I'm gonna keep telling you what kind of a farkin freakzoid you are. get it? got it?

Frazod
01-07-2009, 04:16 PM
Geez, when he bends over to tie his shoes I bet his mouth opens.

LMAO

Oh shit that made my eyes water.

Ultra Peanut
01-07-2009, 04:16 PM
If it didn't bother you, you would ignore it. if it bothers you I'm gonna keep telling you what kind of a farkin freakzoid you are. get it? got it?Look everyone, this banal poster is heteronormative LOL

Bill Parcells
01-07-2009, 04:18 PM
Look everyone, this bad poster is heteronormative LOL

Are you gonna go cry in DC now?

I'm quite alright with myself. I certainly wouldn't be dumb enough to spill my guts about something like THAT on a message board and then whine that it's outplayed. you have nobody to blame but yourself, buttercup.

Ultra Peanut
01-07-2009, 04:21 PM
I don't care. Your sense of humor is unbelievably dull, but feel free to continue howling like a toddler who just saw a magic trick every time you re-use your standby "LOL @ YOUR GENDER IDENTITY!!!" line.

HAY GUISE D2112 IS A JETS FAN THAT'S HILARIOUS RIGHT!

HAVE I MENTIONED THAT HE IS A JETS FAN?

JETS? FAN?

Bill Parcells
01-07-2009, 04:27 PM
I don't care. Your sense of humor is unbelievably dull, but feel free to continue howling like a toddler who just saw a magic trick every time you re-use your standby "LOL @ YOUR GENDER IDENTITY!!!" line.

I could give two shits what you think about me. seriously. you're the one with insecurities, not me. and it's pretty astounding just how insecure you are. you must shake your head every time you have to hold your penis to pee. such a shame.

Ultra Peanut
01-07-2009, 04:29 PM
I could give two shits what you think about me. seriously. you're the one with insecurities, not me.no u

and it's pretty astounding just how insecure you are. you must shake your head every time you have to hold your penis to pee. such a shame.gender identity lol

Simply Red
01-07-2009, 04:30 PM
.

Simply Red
01-07-2009, 04:31 PM
Can we start talking about Burt Reynolds now?

Ultra Peanut
01-07-2009, 04:32 PM
Can we start talking about Burt Reynolds now?HE FACE GROSS

Bill Parcells
01-07-2009, 04:32 PM
no u

gender identity lol

I didn't start a HOF thread about it, you did.

ROFL

Baconeater
01-07-2009, 04:33 PM
I don't care. Your sense of humor is unbelievably dull, but feel free to continue howling like a toddler who just saw a magic trick every time you re-use your standby "LOL @ YOUR GENDER IDENTITY!!!" line.
Whoa, did you just call him a Jets fan? That's way over the line. :shake:

Ultra Peanut
01-07-2009, 04:35 PM
I didn't start a HOF thread about it, you did.

ROFLYes, a depressed 19 year old sharing a secret with her internet buddies totally absolves you of your many crimes against humor. That's how this works.

Simply Red
01-07-2009, 04:35 PM
I didn't start a HOF thread about it, you did.

ROFL

wait, do you all really not like each other? That's just lame, I mean, I could see Ari err someone, but not you two. Hug each other immediately please.

TIA

-SR

Bill Parcells
01-07-2009, 04:36 PM
wait, do you all really not like each other? That's just lame, I mean, I could see Ari err someone, but not you two. Hug each other immediately please.

TIA

-SR

:Lin:

Ultra Peanut
01-07-2009, 04:36 PM
wait, do you all really not like each other? That's just lame, I mean, I could see Ari err someone, but not you two. Hug each other immediately please.

TIA

-SRIf I touch him, he might catch the gay.

:Lin:Fuck yes.

Bill Parcells
01-07-2009, 04:37 PM
Yes, a depressed 19 year old sharing a secret with her internet buddies totally absolves you of your many crimes against humor. That's how this works.

It's insecure, just admit it. stop being in denial.

Simply Red
01-07-2009, 04:37 PM
I just don't get it. I'm leaving this room, I'm going to go worry about Sri Lanka, and stuff.

Bill Parcells
01-07-2009, 04:38 PM
I'll leave UP alone now. carry on UP, you are dismissed.

Ultra Peanut
01-07-2009, 04:40 PM
It's insecure, just admit it. stop being in denial.jeezum crow

I'll leave UP alone now. carry on UP, you are dismissed. Be gentle on the next few dozen horse carcasses you bludgeon, my love.

Simply Red
01-07-2009, 04:41 PM
Jeeps -n- Chryslers!

Ultra Peanut
01-07-2009, 04:42 PM
Jeeps -n- Chryslers!Sweet, feathery Jesus?

oh wait i fucked that up

Baconeater
01-07-2009, 04:47 PM
MY NAME IS SMOKEY BEAR AND I'M TAIL-GRABBING YOUR ASS RIGHT NOW

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LocoChiefsFan
01-07-2009, 05:34 PM
Speaking of terrible plastic surgery decisions. Check Kenny Rogers out now.
http://www.makemeheal.com/news/images/kenny-rogers-plastic-surgery.jpg

DaneMcCloud
01-07-2009, 05:36 PM
If I touch him, he might catch the gay.



I knew that's how it happens!