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Brock
01-09-2009, 08:42 AM
Romanowski openly campaigns for Broncos job

DENVER (AP) -- Bill Romanowski has the perfect coaching candidate in mind for the Denver Broncos, a dark horse, somebody out of the blue who's on nobody's radar -- himself.

The former Pro Bowl linebacker who spends his post-playing days running a nutrition company and dabbling in broadcasting and acting told The Associated Press on Thursday night that he's serious about wanting a chance at coaching his old team.

He said he sent Broncos owner Pat Bowlen a lengthy PowerPoint presentation touting his credentials and outlining the fresh ideas he would bring to the job that Mike Shanahan held for 14 seasons before his stunning dismissal last week.

"I can't stop thinking about this," said Romanowski, who played for San Francisco, Philadelphia, Denver and Oakland during a standout 16-year career in the NFL that was marred by a bad temper and his admitted use of THG, the designer steroid at the center of the BALCO scandal.

"This may be a complete fantasy and that's all right ... At the end of the day, nothing may happen from it."

Romanowski has no official NFL coaching experience, just a knowledge from the players' perspective.

"For Pat to do something like this, it would take him being a visionary, thinking outside the box," said Romanowski, whose coaching experience includes helping with his son's football team. "Him hiring me, it's a long shot. I understand that. I know that."

The Broncos met with Miami Dolphins secondary coach Todd Bowles on Thursday, the seventh candidate to interview for the job. All are current NFL assistant coaches. Team spokesman Patrick Smyth said there were no other candidates scheduled to interview for the vacancy, one of the most coveted in all of football.

The Broncos had no comment on Romanowski's interest in the coaching vacancy.

Romanowski is hopeful that Bowlen gives him even a courtesy call because he's certain he can win him over.

"I truly believe that I'd be the best person in the country for the job. That's me being confident in my abilities," Romanowski said.

In his more than 30-page presentation that he zipped off to Bowlen, Romanowski outlined how he'd run things if he were in charge. He would hire a new defensive staff and revamp the player personnel department, analyzing the college scouting system in a new way, he said.

"I'd take the top 60 colleges in the country that produce pro prospects and I would treat those 60 like they were their own league and start looking at freshmen when they come in," Romanowski said. "When 80 percent of your talent comes from 20 percent of the colleges, I think you ought to have a pretty strong focus on those colleges."

Romanowski would also hire a full-time nutritionist and recruit some of the world's elite strength and conditioning coaches, he said.

"I'd have literally a full-time person mixing up protein shakes every day," said Romanowski, who is president and CEO of a nutritional company called Nutrition53. "The business is football, which is having fast, strong, explosive players."

He'd also have on staff someone to keep an eye on the emotional well-being of the players, he said.

"In the NFL now, nobody touches (that)," Romanowski said. "They only try to fix it when it breaks, when someone ... has trouble with alcohol or drugs. How about a performance coach?"

Bowlen fired Shanahan after the Broncos blew a three-game lead with three weeks left in the season and finished 8-8, missing the playoffs for the third straight year, something that hadn't happened in Denver since 1980-82.

Romanowski thinks he can help get the team back on track.

"I laid out a whole game plan on how I'd do these things," he said. "I love what I do now. It's not like I have to have the head coaching job for the Denver Broncos. I happen to be pretty confident in my abilities and I know what I could do there."

dirk digler
01-09-2009, 08:44 AM
LMAO

I think he has taken one too many steroids.

BigChiefFan
01-09-2009, 08:44 AM
Romo and Canseco would make good friends.

Rooster
01-09-2009, 08:44 AM
I saw this. Freaking hilarious. ROFL

L.A. Chieffan
01-09-2009, 08:47 AM
They should do it.

StcChief
01-09-2009, 08:48 AM
Coach Bill..... It's mandatory everyone get their own chamber to re-invigorate in. :)

Frazod
01-09-2009, 08:48 AM
Print 'em. LMAO

Brock
01-09-2009, 08:53 AM
Blackhearted infamy can be hard to let go of.

CaliforniaChief
01-09-2009, 08:58 AM
The whole powerpoint presentation thing makes it sound like maybe he's taking a business class at the local community college...and his "senior project" was to apply for a job. Poor guy is so roided up that he doesn't realize what a fool he is....although he'd probably STILL be an upgrade over some of our defensive players.

Fish
01-09-2009, 08:59 AM
ROFL

Agent V
01-09-2009, 09:00 AM
He can't even control HIMSELF, much less a full roster of NFL players.

alpha_omega
01-09-2009, 09:00 AM
Jeeez....this is a real story? I thought for sure this was some sort of joke.

That being said....HIRE HIM!

King_Chief_Fan
01-09-2009, 09:01 AM
Please listen to him Bowlen, hire Romo.

Dartgod
01-09-2009, 09:03 AM
Please let this happen! :grovel:

munkey
01-09-2009, 09:05 AM
"I'd take the top 60 colleges in the country that produce pro prospects and I would treat those 60 like they were their own league and start looking at freshmen when they come in," Romanowski said. "When 80 percent of your talent comes from 20 percent of the colleges, I think you ought to have a pretty strong focus on those colleges."

Romanowski would also hire a full-time nutritionist and recruit some of the world's elite strength and conditioning coaches, he said.

Wow....He has my vote...what a visionary!!!!!!!

CaliforniaChief
01-09-2009, 09:09 AM
$100 says the full-time nutritionist would be nobody other than the Mrs. Roidonowski...

Brock
01-09-2009, 09:10 AM
$100 says the full-time nutritionist would be nobody other than the Mrs. Roidonowski...

And I wonder who they'd be buying those protein shakes from.

vailpass
01-09-2009, 09:11 AM
Please let this happen! :grovel:

:D You'd like that wouldn't you? Romo is clearly insane. I wouldn't mind him for Special Teams coach though.

Chief Roundup
01-09-2009, 09:25 AM
Read this yesterday. Romo can't lose anything that he never had...his mind.
Although I do like a couple of the ideas that is in the article.

raybec 4
01-09-2009, 09:28 AM
It wouldn't take half of a practice session for him to twist off and beat the shit out of somebody..... Maybe we should bring him to KC and make him our RB's coach.

morphius
01-09-2009, 09:35 AM
Sadly he would probably still outsmart Herm.

Fish
01-09-2009, 09:37 AM
The advanced technique of breaking fingers at the bottom of the pile, once reserved only for the best of the best skilled linemen, can now be taught to everyone on the team....

raybec 4
01-09-2009, 09:37 AM
I am almost certain he would be better than our current LB coach.

Chiefnj2
01-09-2009, 09:58 AM
He's a passionate guy. I would have no problem whatsoever if he came to KC as an assistant to a positional coach.

Jerm
01-09-2009, 09:59 AM
LOL this would be comedic gold.

I wonder how long it would take him to Woody Hayes someone on the sidelines.

Demonpenz
01-09-2009, 10:06 AM
he would probably put on pads in the middle of practice and start running oklahoma drills

DMAC
01-09-2009, 10:07 AM
A powerpoint? What is he hoping to have as a salary...45K?

What a douche.

R&GHomer
01-09-2009, 10:32 AM
I didn't read the whole thing, the only thing I could think of was "WOW.... someone I might be able to hate more than ratanhann"

ArrowheadHawk
01-09-2009, 10:37 AM
I'm all for this. It would be awesome.

Mark M
01-09-2009, 10:44 AM
Romanowski would also hire a full-time nutritionist and recruit some of the world's elite strength and conditioning coaches, he said.

"I'd have literally a full-time person mixing up protein shakes every day," said Romanowski, who is president and CEO of a nutritional company called Nutrition53. "The business is football, which is having fast, strong, explosive players."He call it a "nutritionist." The rest of humanity calls it "a pusher." And I can't wait to see his Hock-A-Loogie formation on defense.

Methinks Romo got one too many concussions ...

MM
~~ROFL

SNR
01-09-2009, 11:01 AM
Deion Sanders was delusional. Bill Romanowski, however, is just flat-out insane.

bluehawkdoc
01-09-2009, 11:24 AM
He could teach all the the donkeys the "art of the leugy". He's quite gifted in this area.

thurman merman
01-09-2009, 11:26 AM
that would be awesome. more fuel on the fire of hatred for those bastards.

Chief Chief
01-09-2009, 12:03 PM
Future Denver Post cover story:

BOWLEN BEHEADED BY REGRETFUL ROMO

While conducting an interview for the position of head coach for the Denver Broncos head, team owner Pat Bowlen suddenly died at the hands of Bill Romanowski who allegedly snapped and ripped Bowlen's head off.

"Things were going good in the interview I thought. Then Pat asked me to list my strengths and weaknesses. I described and gave examples of my strengths and he seemed impressed with them. Then I got to my big weakness of self-control...I don't know if I just completely lost it or if I was simply showing him an actual example of it."

Taco John
01-09-2009, 12:05 PM
...leugy...


Are you ****ing shitting me? ROFL

Warrior5
01-09-2009, 12:41 PM
Go Romo!

The perfect union of douchebags...

Mr. Flopnuts
01-09-2009, 12:53 PM
Tell Billdo that I'd like to fuck Jessica Alba too.

KCChiefsMan
01-09-2009, 01:39 PM
I really hope this happens

J Diddy
01-09-2009, 01:40 PM
I really hope this happens

me too, but you know what'd be better....

If al davis hired him instead.

Valiant
01-09-2009, 01:47 PM
Speaking of Romanowski, I was watching a movie called Weiners, it is a comedy with the lead character from Chuck and one of Keenan and Kel, not sure which one.. Will Bill is in the movie and he acts with his natural abilities, A GAY COWBOY..



Explains soo much about why Donk fans love him..

bowener
01-09-2009, 01:47 PM
He could take the Broncos to all-time new highs in cheating. Think of cut blocking.... while on HGH and 'roids!

Cornstock
01-09-2009, 01:52 PM
I hope they hire him. You can pen in 2 wins for us next year for sure.

StcChief
01-09-2009, 01:54 PM
Future Denver Post cover story:

BOWLEN BEHEADED BY REGRETFUL ROMO

While conducting an interview for the position of head coach for the Denver Broncos head, team owner Pat Bowlen suddenly died at the hands of Bill Romanowski who allegedly snapped and ripped Bowlen's head off.

"Things were going good in the interview I thought. Then Pat asked me to list my strengths and weaknesses. I described and gave examples of my strengths and he seemed impressed with them. Then I got to my big weakness of self-control...I don't know if I just completely lost it or if I was simply showing him an actual example of it."
or crushed his head ala Blade Runner. ROFL

PunkinDrublic
01-09-2009, 03:33 PM
I have feeling Romo was on a bender for three or four days straight working on that powerpoint presentation with no sleep and was super pilled up. Even his written interviews come off as rantings from a severely sedated human being. He'll probably end up with a studio analyst job because that's where all the human scum from the donks and faiders end up.

JuicesFlowing
01-09-2009, 03:43 PM
"This may be a complete fantasy and that's all right ... At the end of the day, nothing may happen from it."



Because fantasies about coaching a coveted NFL franchise should come true!:shake:

PunkinDrublic
01-09-2009, 03:45 PM
Because fantasies about coaching a coveted NFL franchise should come true!:shake:

I wouldn't be suprised to see romo on the next season of celebrity rehab.

blueballs
01-09-2009, 03:49 PM
It must be sad
being noticed everywhere you go one day
and the next you have to go to extremes to get them to even glance your way

Spicy McHaggis
01-09-2009, 07:54 PM
I really thought this was an Onion article. It's funnier that it's not.

boogblaster
01-09-2009, 08:19 PM
Romo knows Meth ..

whoman69
01-09-2009, 08:30 PM
What we need, another horse doping scandal.

Ebolapox
01-09-2009, 08:50 PM
ROFL

that's just fucking gold.

Over-Head
01-09-2009, 09:55 PM
Romanowski has no official NFL coaching experience, just a knowledge from the players' perspective....

..... I happen to be pretty confident in my abilities and I know what I could do there."

Isn't that a cut and paste of Art Shell's speech?:rolleyes: