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Fat Elvis
01-10-2009, 01:10 PM
http://cache.boston.com/resize/bonzai-fba/Globe_Photo/2008/05/28/1212026726_7661/539w.jpg

Is this the real Lombardi trophy?

BigVE
01-10-2009, 01:11 PM
Son of a...

Delano
01-10-2009, 01:11 PM
Isn't she afraid he'll cheat?

mikeyis4dcats.
01-10-2009, 01:11 PM
http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff136/n00bvak/random/motorboat.jpg

chiefzilla1501
01-10-2009, 01:17 PM
I thought this story was going to refer to the black jewish guy in a hoodie that looked like M&M.

aturnis
01-10-2009, 01:17 PM
Why's he always look like there's someone out to get him?

Phobia
01-10-2009, 01:19 PM
Millions of dollars can buy a lot of veneers, tucks, exercise, and a giant rack.

DaneMcCloud
01-10-2009, 01:20 PM
She looks like one of those "Real Housewifes of Orange County".

Yuck.

BigVE
01-10-2009, 01:35 PM
She looks like one of those "Real Housewifes of Orange County".

Yuck. Not if your a 50 year old troll-looking guy.

blueballs
01-10-2009, 01:39 PM
Bert Reynolds just had a sack tuck
for this woman

kstater
01-10-2009, 01:47 PM
Either the shadows are weird, or she has a tatoo on her left breast. Dealbreaker for me.

Baby Lee
01-10-2009, 01:47 PM
Bellichek has
put as much thought and effort
into his techniques and gameplans
in the bedroom as on the field.

bb

mikeyis4dcats.
01-10-2009, 01:50 PM
Either the shadows are weird, or she has a tatoo on her left breast. Dealbreaker for me.

that's her hair

Stewie
01-10-2009, 01:54 PM
http://cache.boston.com/resize/bonzai-fba/Globe_Photo/2008/05/28/1212026726_7661/539w.jpg

Are these the real Lombardi trophies?

FYP

chiefzilla1501
01-10-2009, 01:57 PM
Bellichek has
put as much thought and effort
into his techniques and gameplans
in the bedroom as on the field.

bb

So he cheats by using a crib sheet on the back of his hand?

Baby Lee
01-10-2009, 01:58 PM
So he cheats by using a crib sheet on the back of his hand?

He gots his technique all down, don't be ticklin' or nothin'

BigVE
01-10-2009, 01:59 PM
Bellichek has
put as much thought and effort
into his techniques and gameplans
in the bedroom as on the field.

bb

Reviewing lots of video?

Baby Lee
01-10-2009, 02:00 PM
Reviewing lots of video?

I wouldn't touch the telestrator.

Phobia
01-10-2009, 02:10 PM
So, is this his wife or the lady the lawsuit in NYC was over? That husband pitched a major fit. I guess I can understand why.

Crashride
01-10-2009, 02:16 PM
LOL I love all the guys in this thread acting like they wouldn't rail that until they pass out.

unothadeal
01-10-2009, 02:16 PM
Matt Hasselbeck's mom is hotter

DaKCMan AP
01-10-2009, 02:20 PM
LOL I love all the guys in this thread acting like they wouldn't rail that until they pass out.

No, I wouldn't.

Dr. Facebook Fever
01-10-2009, 02:21 PM
Why's he always look like there's someone out to get him?

guilty conscience?

Ari Chi3fs
01-10-2009, 02:22 PM
Im 35. I think that lady is hot as fuck for nearly 50. I think we would all like our wives to look as good at 50.

DT58HOF
01-10-2009, 02:22 PM
LOL I love all the guys in this thread acting like they wouldn't rail that until they pass out.

I would rail that all night long and cry if she left in the next 10 years!!

Baconeater
01-10-2009, 02:29 PM
LOL I love all the guys in this thread acting like they wouldn't rail that until they pass out.

Believe it or not, there are guys out there whose hormones don't get into an uproar every time they see a big pair of boobies.

Phobia
01-10-2009, 02:33 PM
No, I wouldn't.
Yeah, but you're like the Brad Pitt of Gainesville. You're so hot I'd spoon you.

Ari Chi3fs
01-10-2009, 02:36 PM
Yeah, but you're like the Brad Pitt of Gainesville. You're so hot I'd spoon you.

You know how I know you're gay? ROFL

Red Beans
01-10-2009, 02:37 PM
Believe it or not, there are guys out there whose hormones don't get into an uproar every time they see a big pair of boobies.

Yes and they are called homosexuals

BigVE
01-10-2009, 02:38 PM
Believe it or not, there are guys out there whose hormones don't get into an uproar every time they see a big pair of boobies.

Yes and they are called homosexuals


LMAOROFL

Baconeater
01-10-2009, 02:42 PM
Yes and they are called homosexuals

Yeah, I'm such a homo that I've been married for 15 years. :rolleyes:

unothadeal
01-10-2009, 02:42 PM
Yeah, I'm such a homo that I've been married for 15 years. :rolleyes:

...to a man. :D

Baconeater
01-10-2009, 02:45 PM
...to a man. :D

Not legal in Nebraska. :D

unothadeal
01-10-2009, 02:47 PM
Touche!

bowener
01-10-2009, 02:48 PM
http://cache.boston.com/resize/bonzai-fba/Globe_Photo/2008/05/28/1212026726_7661/539w.jpg

Is this the real Lombardi trophy?

I see he isn't the only one to pump her full of something...

bowener
01-10-2009, 02:49 PM
I see he isn't the only one to pump her full of something...

This will get my point across clearer....

edit:

Also, what are the odds he has hidden cameras in his bedroom to record all the action so that he can go back later and put together a superior plan of ACTION (yelled in the voice of Carl Brutananadilewski from ATHF).

BigVE
01-10-2009, 02:50 PM
Let's see: fake boobies, nose job, veneers on her teeth, fake tan....Yep, that's porn star material. All she is missing is a pearl necklace!

DaneMcCloud
01-10-2009, 03:05 PM
LOL I love all the guys in this thread acting like they wouldn't rail that until they pass out.

If I'm "banging 'til I pass out" and it's not my wife, it's certainly not going to be a chick who features the following:

1. Fake bleached hair
2. Fake teeth
3. Fake spray can tan
4. Plastic surgery around the eyes and possibly nose
5. Over-sized fake tits
6. A women nearing 50 years-old

One and two I could possibly overlook but the combination as a whole (hole?) is a major turn-off.

No thanks.

dtebbe
01-10-2009, 04:06 PM
Correction..
Those of us closer to her age would bang it until she passes out..

And judging by the work done around the nose.. and the resulting lack of air supply I don't suspect it would take too long.

Just wanted to set that straight :D

DT

Fish
01-10-2009, 04:14 PM
Build-a-Bride! Long Lasting Cosmetic Solutions. Available Only for millionaires! Call now!

Fish
01-10-2009, 04:15 PM
Trick my Chick: Pro Coaches Edition

Skip Towne
01-10-2009, 04:17 PM
Correction..
Those of us closer to her age would bang it until she passes out..

And judging by the work done around the nose.. and the resulting lack of air supply I don't suspect it would take too long.

Just wanted to set that straight :D

DT
This

Braincase
01-10-2009, 08:06 PM
In case of a water landing, your date can be used as a floatation device...

DT58HOF
01-10-2009, 08:18 PM
Yeah, I'm such a homo that I've been married for 15 years. :rolleyes:

Well Glad to see after all that time you are finally coming out of the closet,Congrats!!:)

88TG88
01-10-2009, 09:16 PM
If I'm "banging 'til I pass out" and it's not my wife, it's certainly not going to be a chick who features the following:

1. Fake bleached hair
2. Fake teeth
3. Fake spray can tan
4. Plastic surgery around the eyes and possibly nose
5. Over-sized fake tits
6. A women nearing 50 years-old

One and two I could possibly overlook but the combination as a whole (hole?) is a major turn-off.

No thanks.

Why ? Those are all my favorite qualities in a woman.

Rausch
01-10-2009, 09:30 PM
If I'm "banging 'til I pass out" and it's not my wife, it's certainly not going to be a chick who features the following:

1. Fake bleached hair
2. Fake teeth
3. Fake spray can tan
4. Plastic surgery around the eyes and possibly nose
5. Over-sized fake tits
6. A women nearing 50 years-old

One and two I could possibly overlook but the combination as a whole (hole?) is a major turn-off.

No thanks.

Says the guy in HOLLYWOOD.


WTF?...It's clearly bizarro day...ROFL

Amnorix
01-11-2009, 01:10 AM
So, is this his wife or the lady the lawsuit in NYC was over? That husband pitched a major fit. I guess I can understand why.

Neither. New one.

DaneMcCloud
01-11-2009, 01:17 AM
Says the guy in HOLLYWOOD.


WTF?...It's clearly bizarro day...ROFL

So, because I live in Hollywood, I'm supposed to be attracted to fake and phony people? Especially phony women that are nearly a decade older than I am?

All I can say is Wow.

You guys REALLY have some serious misconceptions about me and the majority of people living here.

Phobia
01-11-2009, 01:23 AM
Neither. New one.

Well, I guess if he can afford it.... I wouldn't want a woman loving me for my money. The real thing is much mo betta.

Chieftain58
01-11-2009, 03:30 AM
Hmmm.. nice

phillip
01-11-2009, 11:21 AM
Well, I guess if he can afford it.... I wouldn't want a woman loving me for my money. The real thing is much mo betta.

I don't think he's interested in her love.