Odd little man in a hoodie bangs a milf

[Fat Elvis]

http://cache.boston.com/resize/bonzai-fba/Globe_Photo/2008/05/28/1212026726_7661/539w.jpg

Is this the real Lombardi trophy?

[BigVE]

Son of a...

[Delano]

Isn't she afraid he'll cheat?

[mikeyis4dcats.]

http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff136/n00bvak/random/motorboat.jpg

[chiefzilla1501]

I thought this story was going to refer to the black jewish guy in a hoodie that looked like M&M.

[aturnis]

Why's he always look like there's someone out to get him?

[Phobia]

Millions of dollars can buy a lot of veneers, tucks, exercise, and a giant rack.

[DaneMcCloud]

She looks like one of those "Real Housewifes of Orange County".

Yuck.

[BigVE]

She looks like one of those "Real Housewifes of Orange County".

Yuck. Not if your a 50 year old troll-looking guy.

[blueballs]

Bert Reynolds just had a sack tuck
for this woman

[kstater]

Either the shadows are weird, or she has a tatoo on her left breast. Dealbreaker for me.

[Baby Lee]

Bellichek has
put as much thought and effort
into his techniques and gameplans
in the bedroom as on the field.

bb

[mikeyis4dcats.]

Either the shadows are weird, or she has a tatoo on her left breast. Dealbreaker for me.

that's her hair

[Stewie]

http://cache.boston.com/resize/bonzai-fba/Globe_Photo/2008/05/28/1212026726_7661/539w.jpg

Are these the real Lombardi trophies?

FYP

[chiefzilla1501]

Bellichek has
put as much thought and effort
into his techniques and gameplans
in the bedroom as on the field.

bb

So he cheats by using a crib sheet on the back of his hand?

[Baby Lee]

So he cheats by using a crib sheet on the back of his hand?

He gots his technique all down, don't be ticklin' or nothin'

[BigVE]

Bellichek has
put as much thought and effort
into his techniques and gameplans
in the bedroom as on the field.

bb

Reviewing lots of video?

[Baby Lee]

Reviewing lots of video?

I wouldn't touch the telestrator.

[Phobia]

So, is this his wife or the lady the lawsuit in NYC was over? That husband pitched a major fit. I guess I can understand why.

[Crashride]

LOL I love all the guys in this thread acting like they wouldn't rail that until they pass out.

[unothadeal]

Matt Hasselbeck's mom is hotter

[DaKCMan AP]

LOL I love all the guys in this thread acting like they wouldn't rail that until they pass out.

No, I wouldn't.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Why's he always look like there's someone out to get him?

guilty conscience?

[teedubya]

Im 35. I think that lady is hot as fuck for nearly 50. I think we would all like our wives to look as good at 50.

[DT58HOF]

LOL I love all the guys in this thread acting like they wouldn't rail that until they pass out.

I would rail that all night long and cry if she left in the next 10 years!!

[Bugeater]

LOL I love all the guys in this thread acting like they wouldn't rail that until they pass out.

Believe it or not, there are guys out there whose hormones don't get into an uproar every time they see a big pair of boobies.

[Phobia]

No, I wouldn't.
Yeah, but you're like the Brad Pitt of Gainesville. You're so hot I'd spoon you.

[teedubya]

Yeah, but you're like the Brad Pitt of Gainesville. You're so hot I'd spoon you.

You know how I know you're gay? ROFL

[Red Beans]

Believe it or not, there are guys out there whose hormones don't get into an uproar every time they see a big pair of boobies.

Yes and they are called homosexuals

[BigVE]

Believe it or not, there are guys out there whose hormones don't get into an uproar every time they see a big pair of boobies.

Yes and they are called homosexuals


LMAOROFL

[Bugeater]

Yes and they are called homosexuals

Yeah, I'm such a homo that I've been married for 15 years. :rolleyes:

[unothadeal]

Yeah, I'm such a homo that I've been married for 15 years. :rolleyes:

...to a man. :D

[Bugeater]

...to a man. :D

Not legal in Nebraska. :D

[unothadeal]

Touche!

[bowener]

http://cache.boston.com/resize/bonzai-fba/Globe_Photo/2008/05/28/1212026726_7661/539w.jpg

Is this the real Lombardi trophy?

I see he isn't the only one to pump her full of something...

[bowener]

I see he isn't the only one to pump her full of something...

This will get my point across clearer....

edit:

Also, what are the odds he has hidden cameras in his bedroom to record all the action so that he can go back later and put together a superior plan of ACTION (yelled in the voice of Carl Brutananadilewski from ATHF).

[BigVE]

Let's see: fake boobies, nose job, veneers on her teeth, fake tan....Yep, that's porn star material. All she is missing is a pearl necklace!

[DaneMcCloud]

LOL I love all the guys in this thread acting like they wouldn't rail that until they pass out.

If I'm "banging 'til I pass out" and it's not my wife, it's certainly not going to be a chick who features the following:

1. Fake bleached hair
2. Fake teeth
3. Fake spray can tan
4. Plastic surgery around the eyes and possibly nose
5. Over-sized fake tits
6. A women nearing 50 years-old

One and two I could possibly overlook but the combination as a whole (hole?) is a major turn-off.

No thanks.

[dtebbe]

Correction..
Those of us closer to her age would bang it until she passes out..

And judging by the work done around the nose.. and the resulting lack of air supply I don't suspect it would take too long.

Just wanted to set that straight :D

DT

[Fish]

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[Fish]

Trick my Chick: Pro Coaches Edition

[Skip Towne]

Correction..
Those of us closer to her age would bang it until she passes out..

And judging by the work done around the nose.. and the resulting lack of air supply I don't suspect it would take too long.

Just wanted to set that straight :D

DT
This

[Braincase]

In case of a water landing, your date can be used as a floatation device...

[DT58HOF]

Yeah, I'm such a homo that I've been married for 15 years. :rolleyes:

Well Glad to see after all that time you are finally coming out of the closet,Congrats!!:)

[88TG88]

If I'm "banging 'til I pass out" and it's not my wife, it's certainly not going to be a chick who features the following:

1. Fake bleached hair
2. Fake teeth
3. Fake spray can tan
4. Plastic surgery around the eyes and possibly nose
5. Over-sized fake tits
6. A women nearing 50 years-old

One and two I could possibly overlook but the combination as a whole (hole?) is a major turn-off.

No thanks.

Why ? Those are all my favorite qualities in a woman.

[Rausch]

If I'm "banging 'til I pass out" and it's not my wife, it's certainly not going to be a chick who features the following:

1. Fake bleached hair
2. Fake teeth
3. Fake spray can tan
4. Plastic surgery around the eyes and possibly nose
5. Over-sized fake tits
6. A women nearing 50 years-old

One and two I could possibly overlook but the combination as a whole (hole?) is a major turn-off.

No thanks.

Says the guy in HOLLYWOOD.


WTF?...It's clearly bizarro day...ROFL

[Amnorix]

So, is this his wife or the lady the lawsuit in NYC was over? That husband pitched a major fit. I guess I can understand why.

Neither. New one.

[DaneMcCloud]

Says the guy in HOLLYWOOD.


WTF?...It's clearly bizarro day...ROFL

So, because I live in Hollywood, I'm supposed to be attracted to fake and phony people? Especially phony women that are nearly a decade older than I am?

All I can say is Wow.

You guys REALLY have some serious misconceptions about me and the majority of people living here.

[Phobia]

Neither. New one.

Well, I guess if he can afford it.... I wouldn't want a woman loving me for my money. The real thing is much mo betta.

[Chieftain58]

Hmmm.. nice

[Time's Yours]

Well, I guess if he can afford it.... I wouldn't want a woman loving me for my money. The real thing is much mo betta.

I don't think he's interested in her love.