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Count Zarth
01-11-2009, 12:49 PM
w....t.....f :spock:

Second-Life Hooker Bares All (http://kotaku.com/5128340/second+life-hooker-bares-all)

By <cite>Owen Good (http://kotaku.com/people/owengood/posts/)</cite>, 5:00 PM (http://kotaku.com/5128340/second+life-hooker-bares-all) on Sat Jan 10 2009, 59,582 views
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"We have street prostitution here in Italy, and I have always wanted to be one of them," says "Palela Anderson," who is a high priced escort in Second Life.


"As a teenager I would watch these sexy women walking the streets, waiting for the cars to stop, teasing the guys, and then hopping in and getting out sometime later," she says in an interview posted to IGN's Green Pixels. "I'm not sure why I find it such a turn-on. I think it's because when a man will pay to have you, you know he really desires you. It's proof that you're really wanted."


"Palela's" real-life (and anonymous) persona says she tried being a prostitute. But "In the end, I refused all the [offers of] dates I got. It wasn't that I didn't want to do it, not at all. It was because I was afraid of being discovered by my family. They would have never accepted it, and I didn't want to hurt them or make them ashamed of me."


("Palela" probably left out the part where a john reached up her skirt and his face contorted into a masque of confusion and rage ...)


So when she discovered Second Life three years ago, "Palela" realized — like men who can't bear to shame their mothers but secretly want to be Nightcrawler (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nightcrawler_%28comics%29) with a 2-foot glowing prehensile penis that ejaculates magma — she could live out her fantasies without the real world consequences.


http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/2009/01/custom_1231628046847_25823_Romance_Feature_-_Palela_2.jpgFun facts:
• "In Second Life I look similar to the real me, even if I don't use the red hair extensions every day. I try to minimize the differences between real life and Second Life — my avatar looks like me because it's me that's doing these things, not a character or an actress."Mmm hm.
"What I charge has to be realistic for the Second Life economy. To give an example, a pair of thigh high boots (I'm crazy for them) cost 600-800 Linden Dollars, and it's 400-500 for a short dress. But I don't have any fixed "price"; I prefer my clients to give me something as a present. They already know that the average fee in Second Life is around 2000-3000 Linden Dollars for one full evening."And:
• "When I say a full evening, I underline the 'full.' I spend two to three hours several nights a week 'working' in Second Life. I dance in escort clubs, and people know what they're coming there for; they know where to find me. But I take new clients very rarely — I tend to be quite selective."And finally:
• "At the moment I don't currently have a real-life boyfriend."Yeah, ya don't say.

Count Zarth
01-11-2009, 12:51 PM
2-foot glowing prehensile penis that ejaculates magma

This isn't normal?

No wonder I can't get laid...

Stewie
01-11-2009, 01:25 PM
I think you need to go back to the Kingdom Hall. Your thought process is parochial and juvenile. At least the JW world will protect you from yourself and others.

Count Zarth
01-11-2009, 01:27 PM
I think you need to go back to the Kingdom Hall. Your thought process is parochial and juvenile. At least the JW world will protect you from yourself and others.

w.....t......f? :spock:

DT58HOF
01-11-2009, 01:53 PM
what a nasty low life idiot this thing is

Psyko Tek
01-11-2009, 02:27 PM
so claythan, is she any good?

MIAdragon
01-11-2009, 02:28 PM
I dont get this, is this for people who fail at real life?

bowener
01-11-2009, 04:11 PM
$10 its a dude.

TRAP!

Mecca
01-11-2009, 04:12 PM
If that is actually a picture of her.......I'd hit it.

kstater
01-11-2009, 04:14 PM
If that is actually a picture of her.......I'd hit it.

20-1 it's a balding, middle-aged man.

KCChiefsMan
01-11-2009, 04:18 PM
is like a WoW hooker?

Count Zarth
01-11-2009, 09:22 PM
is like a WoW hooker?

Basically yeah. Second Life is an MMO I believe.

Braincase
01-11-2009, 09:43 PM
How sad is it that you can cut and paste about virtual hookers?

Count Zarth
01-11-2009, 09:57 PM
How sad is it that you can cut and paste about virtual hookers?

No shit I want that stuff in my RSS feeds...