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petegz28
01-22-2009, 10:24 PM
"You're going to love my nuts..."


Has anyone seen this commercial? I spit up my beer when he said that. He is a dork but that was funny as hell.

Chief77
01-22-2009, 10:36 PM
I would love to see him and Billy Mays get into a fight. That would be fugging awesome.

Stinger
01-22-2009, 10:36 PM
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big nasty kcnut
01-22-2009, 10:41 PM
I saw it i said i knew he like the pepperment twist then i laughed.

TinyEvel
01-22-2009, 10:44 PM
Vince has sold out. He's full of himself now.

I can just see the commercial producers talking to him between takes, "yeah, um...can you do more of the stuff you do like you did in your ShamWOW work?...you know...those side comments and stuff...

bowener
01-22-2009, 11:05 PM
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Nut comment at :55 seconds

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Jesus christ.... this shit isnt even new. I think my aunt had one of these like 10 years ago or something.

I want to know if it can cut a shamwow though.

ZootedGranny
01-22-2009, 11:05 PM
I would love to see him and Billy Mays get into a fight. That would be fugging awesome.

It would only end with Vince knocked unconscious, Mays stuffing a Shamwow into his mouth Ted DiBiase style.

Billy Mays has too many years in the game. He has both the metaphorical boxing beard, and the literal beard to draw strength from.

Reerun_KC
01-22-2009, 11:08 PM
If Billy Mayes and Vince ShamWow combined, Could they take down Chuck Norris?

sportsman1
01-23-2009, 12:20 AM
Billy Mays would make poor chuck run away when he opened his mouth. No need for Sham wow douche. Sham Wow dude wouldn't even be taken seriously. I mean round house kick to the face and the whiny bitch doesn't advertise again.

Billy- Hi, I'm Billy mays
* chuck norris knocks himself out.

buddha
01-23-2009, 12:34 AM
The economy is bad when Vince has to sell us his nuts like that.

Where's Propeel when you need him.

KcMizzou
01-23-2009, 12:37 AM
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Frazod
01-23-2009, 01:20 AM
This guy absolutely cracks me up. The others are annoying, but Vince rocks. LMAO

JuicesFlowing
01-23-2009, 01:23 AM
That tuna did look boring.

Thig Lyfe
01-23-2009, 01:40 AM
That tuna did look boring.

YOUR LIFE SUCKS BECAUSE YOUR TUNA IS BORING

JuicesFlowing
01-23-2009, 01:51 AM
Why do you always have to call within the next 20 minutes for the free garbage? I bet that's false.

ClevelandBronco
01-23-2009, 02:09 AM
Vince has sold out...

It's always a shame when a great artist goes all commercial...

Valiant
01-23-2009, 03:28 AM
this is good for this thread also..

Silock
01-23-2009, 08:27 AM
lol

Demonpenz
01-23-2009, 08:34 AM
Vince makes me feel like an asshole for not owning a shamwow yet

TinyEvel
01-23-2009, 08:38 AM
Why do you always have to call within the next 20 minutes for the free garbage? I bet that's false.

Because "they can't do this all day" Didn't you hear the man??!! WTF??!!!

(and, because his meth wears off after about half an hour)

TinyEvel
01-23-2009, 08:39 AM
spaghetti, linguini, martini, bikini.....Isabella Rosalini....on my weenie....

Baby Lee
01-23-2009, 08:59 AM
Henderson Va-lley Eggggs, YOU'RE GONNA LOVE OUR EGGGGGGS!!!!!!!

petegz28
01-23-2009, 09:03 AM
YOUR LIFE SUCKS BECAUSE YOUR TUNA IS BORING

I think they have a cream for that??? LMAO

Mr. Plow
01-23-2009, 09:36 AM
I guess my wife doesn't watch as much TV as I thought. She hollered at me the other day "Honey, come look at this, quick!"

I run into the bedroom, there is the Shamwow commercial on TV. She says "Isn't that cool?" I just laughed a little bit, then cried, then walked out of the room.

Swanman
01-23-2009, 01:39 PM
I heard a story from a guy who bought a shamwow and he said he had better luck mopping up spills with a plastic bag.

Fish
01-23-2009, 01:48 PM
I heard a story from a guy who bought a shamwow and he said he had better luck mopping up spills with a plastic bag.

Did he start with a wet ShamWow? I bet he forgot that part......

Demonpenz
01-23-2009, 01:55 PM
plastic bags aren't very good condoms either

Monty
01-23-2009, 02:00 PM
Did the Germans make this too? We all know the Germans make great stuff.

Sully
01-23-2009, 02:09 PM
I begged for some ShamWows for Christmas...and got them.Been pretty excited about it.

However, since then, my wife, who is the clumsiest person this side of Inspector Clouseau, hasn't spilled a damn thing since Christmas.
I'm going to just take them everywhere with me now. So if you happen to be in a restaurant, and spill some wine, and some weirdo who doesn't work there dives at it with a shammy...that's me.