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Mr. Laz
01-26-2009, 08:49 AM
got this email from my pops talking about how much it made him laugh.

I actually had to grow up with a guy that thinks this shit is funny. :doh!:

His hero is Leslie Nielsen

ROFL


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Subject: Chiefs


Subject: KANSAS CITY CHIEFS 2009 SCHEDULE

September

13..................... Raytown Junior High School
20.......................Cub Scout Troop #101
27..................... K.C. Blind Academy


October

04.....................Spanish American War Vets
11.....................Crippled Children's Home
18..................... Eloise Mental Hospital
25.....................Girl Scout Troop # 353

November

01.....................Missouri Venereal Disease Clinic
08.....................Fraser Boys Choir
15......................Korean Vets
22.....................National Hospital Pastorial Ministers
26.....................Overland Park Synchronized Swimming Team

SPECIAL MONDAY NIGHT GAME

December 08....................Brookside Gay Boys Club



**RULE CHANGES FROM LAST YEAR **

1 - When playing polio patients, the Chiefs must not disconnect knee braces.

2 - When playing the Blind Academy , the Chiefs must not hide the football under their jerseys.


** RULES THE SAME FROM LAST YEAR **

1 - A touchdown (this is when the ball is carried over the goal line. For all you Chiefs fans that have never seen this) it is still worth 6 points.

2 - The Chiefs will be allowed 20 men on the field at all times.

3 - The Chiefs will be allowed to substitute with band members at anytime.

4 - The Chiefs will be awarded 10 timeouts as opposed to 3 for the opposing team.

5 - The Chiefs will be awarded a first down with each gain of three yards or more, instead of the usual ten yards.



** NAME CHANGE **

The KANSAS CITY CHIEFS will be changed to the "KANSAS CITY TAMPONS" as they are only good for one
period and have no second string.

Pants
01-26-2009, 09:06 AM
ROFL

EyePod
01-26-2009, 09:28 AM
I think that's amazing.... and I love Leslie Nielsen too.

Also, I heard that Girl Scout Troop # 353 has a girl who is on steroids (a la Dodgeball), and we should be able to win that one through a forfeit! At least we won't be as bad as the Lions!

Ari Chi3fs
01-26-2009, 09:35 AM
Tell your dad the schedule is fucked... we only have 13 games this year? WTF is that shit?

Demonpenz
01-26-2009, 09:44 AM
i just forwarded that on!

Dartgod
01-26-2009, 10:23 AM
You're dad is and idiot.

Over-Head
01-26-2009, 11:16 AM
But a funny oneROFL

thurman merman
01-26-2009, 04:51 PM
The KANSAS CITY CHIEFS will be changed to the "KANSAS CITY TAMPONS" as they are only good for one
period and have no second string.

oh come on, sometimes they are good for two quarters!

Big Chief Homer
01-26-2009, 06:10 PM
Alright I see 11-2!!!

Im alittle worried about Oct 18th.............. those guys are crazy !


and that Monday night game!?!?!?! those wide recievers have mad ball skills!

Skip Towne
01-26-2009, 07:15 PM
Your dad is easily entertained.

Mr. Laz
01-26-2009, 07:27 PM
Your dad is easily entertained.
not easily ..... just weird(ly)

the more goofy stuff is ..... the funnier he seems to think it is. :shrug:

Skip Towne
01-26-2009, 08:52 PM
not easily ..... just weird(ly)

the more goofy stuff is ..... the funnier he seems to think it is. :shrug:

Senility maybe? i'm looking forward to senility. Then I won't have to buy drugs.

blueballs
01-26-2009, 09:17 PM
sounds like special teams
will be a draw

jidar
01-26-2009, 09:45 PM
Somewhere between 20-30% of subject lines from email in our mail server queue starts with FWD: or some variation of that. I was surprised to see the percentage of email that is forwarded jokes and inspirational stories... it's enough to make an admin want to nuke the mail server.

RippedmyFlesh
01-26-2009, 11:50 PM
Somewhere between 20-30% of subject lines from email in our mail server queue starts with FWD: or some variation of that. I was surprised to see the percentage of email that is forwarded jokes and inspirational stories... it's enough to make an admin want to nuke the mail server.
I knew an admin who worked at a company that has policy of no net shopping on company pc's except 2 they had in a lunch room.Yet people
still did it at their desks. So he sat in his office one day after installing some monitoring software and would watch and wait until people got to checkout then BAM kill their connection.Some people had spent like 2 hours shopping only to be thwarted at checkout. Employees finally stopped shopping after that happened to a few folks who he knew had big mouths and would tell others.That must have been fun.

Chief Chief
01-27-2009, 07:12 AM
First time in history that shared opponents appear on the schedules of an NFL team and the KU football team (if you can call it that)...

JOhn
01-27-2009, 07:16 AM
November 15......................Korean Vets

Could be a tough game.

Gameplan: Make SUDDEN LOUD noises just before the snap. Should get lenty of off sides with the PTSD kicking in and them ducking. Either that or they'll all be hitting the dirt so even LJ can make a decent run.

Dave Lane
01-27-2009, 09:47 AM
You must be a noob this is from the 80s chiefs teams. Really really old

Sofa King
01-27-2009, 10:35 AM
"His hero is Leslie Nielsen

2 - When playing the Blind Academy , the Chiefs must not hide the football under their jerseys. "



Leslie Nielsen is awesome IMO..



and hiding the ball out of sight, from BLIND people.. tee hee... i thought that was clever...