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Over-Head
01-26-2009, 11:32 AM
A blond is telling her friemd about her trip:

Wouldn't you know it? Yesterday I had a flat tire on B.C.'s Highway One.


I eased
my car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully got out of the
car and opened the trunk. I took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them
and stood them at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic. They
look so lifelike you wouldn't believe! They are in trench coats,
exposing their nude bodies and private parts to the approaching
drivers. I started to change my tire, and to my surprise, cars
started slowing down looking at my lifelike men. And of course,
traffic started backing up. Everybody was tooting their horns and
waving like crazy. It wasn't long before an RCMP highway patrolman
pulled up behind me. He got out of his car and started walking
towards me. I could tell he was not a happy camper! "What's going on
here?" "My car has a flat tire," I said calmly. "Well, what the hell
are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?" I couldn't
believe that he didn't know.

So I told him, "Hello-o-o-o-o-o --------- those are my
emergency flashers!"

Buck
01-26-2009, 11:33 AM
Boom, Boom, Crash

yeti
01-26-2009, 11:38 AM
weaksauce

Skip Towne
01-26-2009, 11:41 AM
Groan

kepp
01-26-2009, 11:41 AM
Ouch

Chiefless
01-26-2009, 11:42 AM
*groan*

beach tribe
01-26-2009, 11:42 AM
Flames.

bogey
01-26-2009, 11:48 AM
cute

Gonzo
01-26-2009, 11:56 AM
Cordoba!

CoMoChief
01-26-2009, 12:07 PM
**Crickets churping****

Kyle DeLexus
01-26-2009, 12:12 PM
Long fly ball hit by Over-Head...back goes Griffey looking up...AND IT'S OUTTA HERE!!! Or is it? No it's off the wall...my mistake...

jwazzie
01-26-2009, 12:19 PM
Ummmm.....yeah. I still need those TPS reports asap....yyeaaahhh.

EyePod
01-26-2009, 02:17 PM
I liked it.... I dunno, my gf thought it was stupid.

Fritz88
01-26-2009, 02:30 PM
monkeyballs

Chiefless
01-26-2009, 02:47 PM
monkeyballs

That was way funnier than the joke

blueballs
01-26-2009, 02:56 PM
and the tire iron
made it a four-way