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MaxFects
01-27-2009, 03:31 PM
I've been living with my girlfriend for awhile and we've been together for a little more than two years now. While I haven't lost interest in her, i'm not all that into the sex anymore. She's definitely the initiator now and I find myself becoming more flirtatious with other women.

I've cheated on girls in the past, but don't wanna go that route this time. I plan on trying to put down the xbox this week and stepping up the flowers and romance thing. It should also help that football season is wrapping up

How long did it take for you guys if ever? What did you do to help?

JOhn
01-27-2009, 03:36 PM
Now that I'm single I tend to lose interest as soon as we're done, or she start talking ROFL

Gonzo
01-27-2009, 03:38 PM
Eh...It happens on occasion when you've been with the same person for a long time. Iv'e been with my wife for almost 15 yrs now. She's still smoking hot so that helps and the fact that she's a freak in the sack.....

One thing I might suggest is trying to hit a line drive up the 2 hole. That's exciting when she's not expecting it. ROFL

Try introducing things like toys, lingerie, posting nude pics on C.P. etc. That'll always help.

Gonzo
01-27-2009, 03:38 PM
ARE YOU FRICKEN SERIOUS????


BAN HIM!!!!

doomy3
01-27-2009, 03:38 PM
wow, wasn't ready for that picture

doomy3
01-27-2009, 03:39 PM
ARE YOU FRICKEN SERIOUS????


BAN HIM!!!!



Don't quote it!!

Gonzo
01-27-2009, 03:39 PM
Don't quote it!!

SORRY!

Gonzo
01-27-2009, 03:40 PM
Jesus H. Christ n00b..WTF!?

Baconeater
01-27-2009, 03:40 PM
Must be Marlboro Chief again. :shake:

Big Chief Homer
01-27-2009, 03:41 PM
Thanks for the NSFW memo!!!!!!!!!!!!


Your and Idiot

Brock
01-27-2009, 03:41 PM
Time to move on.

Gonzo
01-27-2009, 03:41 PM
Delete that shit

Pioli Zombie
01-27-2009, 03:42 PM
2 years. yup, thats about right.

actually, thats pretty normal. After the "honeymoon" phase its not all about the sex anymore, then its about commitment, friendship, the simple things, the good stuff.

then kids come, fights start, you masterbate a lot, finally it all ends in tatters and you lose everything, now she betrays you, your "friends" turn on you, the people at your church tell you, this is wrong, you must stay together, and you scream at them "Its not me!! Shes the one that wants the divorce!!!! but it doesnt matter, they blame you anyway so they ignore you and when they start ignoring your kids thats the last straw, im leavin this place, and then the economy goes bad and you get the pink slip, now youve lost your marriage, youve lost your home, you lost your job, you lost your money, your kids are all confused and your hopes for them have been dashed and you even lost your place of worship!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


.......oh wait........sorry, dude...........

what was the question?????

Katipan
01-27-2009, 03:43 PM
I cheated on my ex-husband, but that was long after we stopped communicating or fornicating. So I always took the stance that it wasn't cheating. When he caught me somewhere I wasn't supposed to be, he took the opposite stance.

I've only lost that loving feeling once. And that was because he was a complete... well... fiasco.

Any other relationship ended because of other issues.

When you lose it. You lose it. Run.

JOhn
01-27-2009, 03:44 PM
2 years. yup, thats about right.

actually, thats pretty normal. After the "honeymoon" phase its not all about the sex anymore, then its about commitment, friendship, the simple things, the good stuff.

then kids come, fights start, you masterbate a lot, finally it all ends in tatters and you lose everything, now she betrays you, your "friends" turn on you, the people at your church tell you, this is wrong, you must stay together, and you scream at them "Its not me!! Shes the one that wants the divorce!!!! but it doesnt matter, they blame you anyway so they ignore you and when they start ignoring your kids thats the last straw, im leavin this place, and then the economy goes bad and you get the pink slip, now youve lost your marriage, youve lost your home, you lost your job, you lost your money, your kids are all confused and your hopes for them have been dashed and you even lost your place of worship!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


.......oh wait........sorry, dude...........

what was the question?????

ROFLROFL
Damn I had almost put it behind me. Time to start seeing a counsler again

Pioli Zombie
01-27-2009, 03:45 PM
I cheated on my ex-husband, but that was long after we stopped communicating or fornicating. So I always took the stance that it wasn't cheating. When he caught me somewhere I wasn't supposed to be, he took the opposite stance.

I've only lost that loving feeling once. And that was because he was a complete... well... fiasco.

Any other relationship ended because of other issues.

When you lose it. You lose it. Run.

can i call you? STFU

Sure-Oz
01-27-2009, 03:47 PM
You ask yourself....do you love her? Can you picture your life better with or without her? If not, gtfo and stop wasting her time.

Ive been with mine for 2 years and we are best friends, and i wouldn't trade her for anyone period. show her you care about her, the longer you ignore her the less you realize you are ****ing it up. Some women will put up with it, but others won't and will find someone that cares just as much about them as she does you. I have one of those, but i know other people that just settle and live with that bullshit. Treat her good man, esp if you love her.

Demonpenz
01-27-2009, 03:49 PM
I was scrolling down and I could see that chicks head and I knew by the way the photo was shot what was next.

Demonpenz
01-27-2009, 03:49 PM
Oh well that and there was a dude's trail to glory to the left of the screen

Saulbadguy
01-27-2009, 03:49 PM
Ask her for a Ménage à trois. It can only end well, trust me.

MaxFects
01-27-2009, 03:56 PM
So break up or have threesomes and anal haha, good stuff. I dont think one girl would be enough after two though.

Pestilence
01-27-2009, 03:57 PM
You need to figure out why you aren't into sex that much anymore. Is it the actual sex or is it her. Try spicing things up.....if that doesn't work then you need to decide if you love her enough to stay with her.

Brock
01-27-2009, 03:59 PM
Welcome to being married. Except you have the big advantage of being able to pack your shit and leave without consequence.

Pioli Zombie
01-27-2009, 03:59 PM
Above all, take advice from the geniuses on Chiefs Planet.

I know if i need sound legal, financial, or relationship advice, the first place i would think of to go is Chiefs Planet.

btw, wasnt there a hairdresser in Wichita that was giving advice a couple of days ago???

crazycoffey
01-27-2009, 03:59 PM
I've been living with my girlfriend for awhile and we've been together for a little more than two years now. While I haven't lost interest in her, i'm not all that into the sex anymore. She's definitely the initiator now and I find myself becoming more flirtatious with other women.

I've cheated on girls in the past, but don't wanna go that route this time. I plan on trying to put down the xbox this week and stepping up the flowers and romance thing. It should also help that football season is wrapping up

How long did it take for you guys if ever? What did you do to help?


sounds like you're going the right direction. Give her attention to get the spark back in it. One question, what if she's lost interest more than you? Not trying to be mean.

I've lost interest after a long time of feeling neglected in the relationship myself. First wife when she was hanging out with the neighbor too much. My second wife really made me feel emasculated. After five years I acted on feelings with a girl that made me feel more manly. of course now I'm divorced twice....

the answer to your question has to be "it's situational"

Planetman
01-27-2009, 04:04 PM
I plan on trying to put down the xbox this week and stepping up the flowers and romance thing.
I think if you analyze that sentence you'll find the source of your problem.

Put the damn toy in the closet and play with your woman instead. If you find yourself unable to do so, you may want to check yourself into Video Games Anonymous.

CoMoChief
01-27-2009, 04:06 PM
LMAO IM AT WORK!!!!!!

DeezNutz
01-27-2009, 04:09 PM
In college, I often lost interest when I pulled out.

But I often became invested in the situation again around 2:00 am the following night (morning).

As for help: Google "booze."

Skip Towne
01-27-2009, 04:13 PM
I need more info. Does she give good BJ's?

Pioli Zombie
01-27-2009, 04:15 PM
sounds like you're going the right direction. Give her attention to get the spark back in it. One question, what if she's lost interest more than you? Not trying to be mean.

I've lost interest after a long time of feeling neglected in the relationship myself. First wife when she was hanging out with the neighbor too much. My second wife really made me feel emasculated. After five years I acted on feelings with a girl that made me feel more manly. of course now I'm divorced twice....

the answer to your question has to be "it's situational"

ah, another "TWO-TIMER"

my first hung out too much with the assistant manager at the grocery store she worked at.
the second was like listening to Alec Baldwin's monologue in "Gengarry Glen Ross" for 17 years. Emasculated?? I'll let you know when i find those suckers. I think she kicked them out during the first Clinton Administration.

I need someone who will make me feel more respected and appreciated, someone who wont leave me feeling traumatised after lovemaking, someone who will raise my level of self esteem from what it has been.

I going to find an escort on backpage.com

dirk digler
01-27-2009, 04:16 PM
2 years. yup, thats about right.

actually, thats pretty normal. After the "honeymoon" phase its not all about the sex anymore, then its about commitment, friendship, the simple things, the good stuff.

then kids come, fights start, you masterbate a lot, finally it all ends in tatters and you lose everything, now she betrays you, your "friends" turn on you, the people at your church tell you, this is wrong, you must stay together, and you scream at them "Its not me!! Shes the one that wants the divorce!!!! but it doesnt matter, they blame you anyway so they ignore you and when they start ignoring your kids thats the last straw, im leavin this place, and then the economy goes bad and you get the pink slip, now youve lost your marriage, youve lost your home, you lost your job, you lost your money, your kids are all confused and your hopes for them have been dashed and you even lost your place of worship!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


.......oh wait........sorry, dude...........

what was the question?????

LMAO

Sounds about right LMAO

Anyway Max we need a picture of her so we can determine if you're gay or not

Demonpenz
01-27-2009, 04:18 PM
I would just make sure you have one lined up if you do decide it isn't the right one. I don't think you want to go pussy free months if you do call it off. Make sure you have that black book chalk for then make a break for it. Or neglect her to the point where she blows another guy, hell I will even volenF*ckingteer for you. I will layeth down my sword in her mouth. Just for you to be happy

Pioli Zombie
01-27-2009, 04:21 PM
im starting a divorce care group here on Chiefs Planet.

whose with me???????????

* let this in no way influence the originator of this thread one way or another about marriage or long term relationships

dirk digler
01-27-2009, 04:21 PM
I would just make sure you have one lined up if you do decide it isn't the right one. I don't think you want to go pussy free months if you do call it off. Make sure you have that black book chalk for then make a break for it. Or neglect her to the point where she blows another guy, hell I will even volenF*ckingteer for you. I will layeth down my sword in her mouth. Just for you to be happy

I doubt she likes toothpicks demon

DeezNutz
01-27-2009, 04:24 PM
I will layeth down my sword in her mouth. Just for you to be happy

ROFL

dirk digler
01-27-2009, 04:25 PM
im starting a divorce care group here on Chiefs Planet.

whose with me???????????

* let this in no way influence the originator of this thread one way or another about marriage or long term relationships

I have no interest in relieving those horrible days.

StcChief
01-27-2009, 04:25 PM
I cheated on my ex-husband, but that was long after we stopped communicating or fornicating. So I always took the stance that it wasn't cheating. When he caught me somewhere I wasn't supposed to be, he took the opposite stance.

I've only lost that loving feeling once. And that was because he was a complete... well... fiasco.

Any other relationship ended because of other issues.

When you lose it. You lose it. Run.you sound like My X.

Demonpenz
01-27-2009, 04:27 PM
I doubt she likes toothpicks demon

I shaved my pubes so no worries

dirk digler
01-27-2009, 04:30 PM
I shaved my pubes so no worries

Is that supposed to make your toothpick look bigger? LMAO

Calcountry
01-27-2009, 04:30 PM
I've been living with my girlfriend for awhile and we've been together for a little more than two years now. While I haven't lost interest in her, i'm not all that into the sex anymore. She's definitely the initiator now and I find myself becoming more flirtatious with other women.

I've cheated on girls in the past, but don't wanna go that route this time. I plan on trying to put down the xbox this week and stepping up the flowers and romance thing. It should also help that football season is wrapping up

How long did it take for you guys if ever? What did you do to help?Simple, take some encyte.

Demonpenz
01-27-2009, 04:31 PM
Is that supposed to make your toothpick look bigger? LMAO

no i ment my pubes were as thick as toothpicks. it was actually more like steel wool though. Steel Wool Of the Gods.. Steel Wool as Strong as The toughest track in Rc Pro am

dirk digler
01-27-2009, 04:38 PM
no i ment my pubes were as thick as toothpicks. it was actually more like steel wool though. Steel Wool Of the Gods.. Steel Wool as Strong as The toughest track in Rc Pro am

LMAO

I am sure she will appreciate it just take it easy on her

Demonpenz
01-27-2009, 04:40 PM
LMAO

I am sure she will appreciate it just take it easy on her



I know I am supposed to take it easy, last girl said her ass was sanded down with twelve grit when I was done.

Pioli Zombie
01-27-2009, 04:51 PM
im not kidding, guys.

I had a house!!!!

And savings. And the kids were going to a nice school in a nice neighborhood.

that was worth putting up with all the insults, i thought. And every couple of weeks I could go out to Price Chopper all by myself, sometimes for almost an hour!!!!!!

Stewie
01-27-2009, 04:52 PM
This is why women invented marriage and lawyers. They become boring, fat, bitchy, demanding, and downright nasty. Then your dumb ass figures out you married Beelezebub with an attitude and your sitting with a 6-pack wondering where 1/2 your shit went.

MaxFects
01-27-2009, 04:52 PM
BJs? not a porn star or anything but good. She's hot also, but no pics! not after snitching that's been going on around here.

Oh and I know about asking advice on a forum, but I'm just more curious about how common this is. Like if it can be an up and down thing, or it happens once and then you've fixed the problem, or if it was never the same again.

Pioli Zombie
01-27-2009, 04:59 PM
This is why women invented marriage and lawyers. They become boring, fat, bitchy, demanding, and downright nasty. Then your dumb ass figures out you married Beelezebub with an attitude and your sitting with a 6-pack wondering where 1/2 your shit went.

more than half!!!!!!!

i settled so she'd stop yelling at me!!!!!!!

see below

:cuss:STFU

Katipan
01-27-2009, 05:32 PM
you sound like My X.

She is of course a beautiful, charming, sophisticated woman of high values and higher morals.

stevieray
01-27-2009, 05:32 PM
I haven't after 17 years....I'm very blessed.

..you'll get what you give...:)

JOhn
01-27-2009, 05:36 PM
im starting a divorce care group here on Chiefs Planet.

whose with me???????????

* let this in no way influence the originator of this thread one way or another about marriage or long term relationships

Well another 2x divorce here :cuss:

At least this time I got the kids:D

Extra Point
01-27-2009, 05:55 PM
..you'll get what you give...:)

THIS

Frosty
01-27-2009, 06:01 PM
I've been married for 20 years and still can't keep my hands off of my wife. No loss of interest here at all. :)

rad
01-27-2009, 06:14 PM
Eh...It happens on occasion when you've been with the same person for a long time. Iv'e been with my wife for almost 15 yrs now. She's still smoking hot so that helps and the fact that she's a freak in the sack.....

One thing I might suggest is trying to hit a line drive up the 2 hole. That's exciting when she's not expecting it. ROFL

Try introducing things like toys, lingerie, posting nude pics on C.P. etc. That'll always help.

That's called a "Southern Trespass".

RedNeckRaider
01-27-2009, 06:23 PM
She aint the one or this would not be a question you would be asking.

StcChief
01-27-2009, 06:25 PM
She WAS of course a beautiful, charming, sophisticated woman of high values and higher morals.
FYP. Morals, sophistication, charm, values all slipped.... eventually the beauty will too. aging:shake: is bitch.

PastorMikH
01-27-2009, 06:27 PM
In may I will have been married to one woman for 20 years. We dated for a year before marriage. So, for amost 21 years, I have commited myself to this one relationship and this one relationship only. Through this almost 20 years of marriage, I have yet to lose interest in her as a person, nor have I lost interest in her intimately.

I'll let you know if I ever do, but I have a feeling that as long as I keep investing in our relationship like I should I'll lose the ability to be intimate with her before I lose the desire to.

RedNeckRaider
01-27-2009, 06:29 PM
In may I will have been married to one woman for 20 years. We dated for a year before marriage. So, for amost 21 years, I have commited myself to this one relationship and this one relationship only. Through this almost 20 years of marriage, I have yet to lose interest in her as a person, nor have I lost interest in her intimately.

I'll let you know if I ever do, but I have a feeling that as long as I keep investing in our relationship like I should I'll lose the ability to be intimate with her before I lose the desire to.

Unlike my last reply she is the one. Congrats!

StcChief
01-27-2009, 06:48 PM
That's called a "Southern Trespass".I'm gonna ask my 'bama buddy about this term. ROFL

Count Alex's Wins
01-27-2009, 06:48 PM
How old are you? Guys lose libido as they age.

rad
01-27-2009, 06:55 PM
I'm gonna ask my 'bama buddy about this term. ROFL

It's also in the UD but we've called it that for years up here:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=southern+trespass

PastorMikH
01-27-2009, 07:02 PM
How old are you? Guys lose libido as they age.



How would you know? You read that somewhere?


My grandfather told me after I was married, "You may lose the ability, but you never lose the desire."

EyePod
01-27-2009, 07:03 PM
Stop jerking off. Really, I'm not kidding. It helps a lot. When you keep doing that it really kills the sex life.

Count Alex's Wins
01-27-2009, 07:05 PM
How would you know? You read that somewhere?


My grandfather told me after I was married, "You may lose the ability, but you never lose the desire."

Some guys do. Some don't.

Johnny Vegas
01-27-2009, 07:05 PM
go to a strip club before you two have sex. That should get the juices flowing.

Extra Point
01-27-2009, 07:11 PM
Some guys do. Some don't.
Thank you, Mr. Know-It-All. I'm sure Bullwinkle and Rocky's people will want an exclusive interview.

PastorMikH
01-27-2009, 07:13 PM
Some guys do. Some don't.


I must admit, your vast array of knowledge over things you have little to no personal experience with seems to have no boundries whatsoever.

DTLB58
01-27-2009, 07:13 PM
We Will have been married 20 years this August and we lived together for 5 years before marrage and dated 5 years before that. So yah, we have been together a while.

What was the first thing I did when I came home from work tonight? I walked over to the stove where she was standing cooking supper and grabbed her ass. :D

We are doing great :)

It dosen't mean you don't have thoughts or fantasy's from time to time. That dosen't necesarily mean you want to cheat or don't love eachother anymore.

One thing I've always done, if we have a fight or disagreement I sleep on it. More times than not I change my mind or at least compromise.

Mecca
01-27-2009, 07:15 PM
I think people lose interest because in the back of their minds they have that settlement fear and think 'oh no what if I meet someone better!"

RedNeckRaider
01-27-2009, 07:25 PM
I must admit, your vast array of knowledge over things you have little to no personal experience with seems to have no boundries whatsoever.

ROFL pretty much!

Mr. Flopnuts
01-27-2009, 07:26 PM
That's called a "Southern Trespass".

After the Southern Trespass, I suggest going for the mouth hug.


BTW, someone is going to track down your girl and show her this thread. Just sayin'.

blueballs
01-27-2009, 07:26 PM
Is the quiz at the bottom of the page
totally random

Mecca
01-27-2009, 07:29 PM
After the Southern Trespass, I suggest going for the mouth hug.


BTW, someone is going to track down your girl and show her this thread. Just sayin'.

If he doesn't have interest in having sex with her, I'll bite the bullet and step in like a stunt double.

Then he won't even have to stop playing Xbox.

KcFanInGA
01-27-2009, 07:33 PM
I can speak from experience, because I have been married almost ten years. Got married when I was 19, and cheated on her, justifying it with saying I wasn't attracted to her. Loss of physical affection happens for every couple at some point. For me I felt it was coming in spurts. We talked and talked when she found out I had cheated, and through that I was able to work out they why of it all. I would say just tell her what is going on with the attraction issue. That is what we did and we are that much stronger for it. My wife is now dieting and working out because she wants to look her best for me. Just talk to her man. Hope this helps :)

Mr. Flopnuts
01-27-2009, 07:35 PM
I can speak from experience, because I have been married almost ten years. Got married when I was 19, and cheated on her, justifying it with saying I wasn't attracted to her. Loss of physical affection happens for every couple at some point. For me I felt it was coming in spurts. We talked and talked when she found out I had cheated, and through that I was able to work out they why of it all. I would say just tell her what is going on with the attraction issue. That is what we did and we are that much stronger for it. My wife is now dieting and working out because she wants to look her best for me. Just talk to her man. Hope this helps :)

You're married to a fatty boombalatty huh? It's cool, my wife is too.

Over-Head
01-27-2009, 07:35 PM
When they quit swallowing ditch em' ;)

Mr. Flopnuts
01-27-2009, 07:36 PM
When they quit swallowing ditch em' ;)

So that's where they came up with ditch pig.

Over-Head
01-27-2009, 07:37 PM
So that's where they came up with ditch pig. ^5

Iowanian
01-27-2009, 07:37 PM
Well Shyguy, you should have probably stayed with your wife in the first place.

Mr. Flopnuts
01-27-2009, 07:38 PM
Well Shyguy, you should have probably stayed with your wife in the first place.

:eek: She's 13. She's homeless. And she's mine.

PinkFloyd
01-27-2009, 07:43 PM
Not sure anyone has mentioned it - but it's cold outside... Warm her tank up with some ANTIFREEZE !!!

Just kidding of course... Hang in there... Just try to be alittle bit more lovey dovey... If you don't give her the attention - someone else will... So - if you care about her - you better get on the ball !!! Now !!!

Iowanian
01-27-2009, 07:47 PM
You should have just gone into the HOC, read any thread started by RIII

rad
01-27-2009, 07:55 PM
I must admit, your vast array of knowledge over things you have little to no personal experience with seems to have no boundries whatsoever.


He watches a lot of TV.

EyePod
01-27-2009, 07:58 PM
We Will have been married 20 years this August and we lived together for 5 years before marrage and dated 5 years before that. So yah, we have been together a while.

What was the first thing I did when I came home from work tonight? I walked over to the stove where she was standing cooking supper and grabbed her ass. :D

We are doing great :)

It dosen't mean you don't have thoughts or fantasy's from time to time. That dosen't necesarily mean you want to cheat or don't love eachother anymore.

One thing I've always done, if we have a fight or disagreement I sleep on it. More times than not I change my mind or at least compromise.

Half the time I'll just give in because I know it's not that big of a deal, and then a little while later, my gf will say sorry too. It's nice. I think compromising or giving in even when you don't want to is a big part of making relationships work.

rad
01-27-2009, 08:02 PM
Slapping her around a little bit works too.









j/k :D

Iowanian
01-27-2009, 08:07 PM
Maxfexts asks the planet
what exactly he should do
He'd rather fiddle with his xbox
than diddle the lady in the canoe.

Her cooter doesn't int'rest him
Halo II consumes his time
He's working on Nintendo thumb
While master chief whispers her Rhymes.

It soon won't be a problem
Her sexy body willing and raring
Some big dick dude will fix the wobble
in her "gently used", vagina bearing.

Count Alex's Wins
01-27-2009, 08:10 PM
I must admit, your vast array of knowledge over things you have little to no personal experience with seems to have no boundries whatsoever.

Whatever, you old fart.

Just because YOUR libido has not diminished (and I HIGHLY doubt it hasn't, you just think it hasn't. Whether you want to admit it or not you were a LOT more horny at 18) does not mean it doesn't happen to other dudes. It is SCIENTIFIC FACT that your libido decreases as you get older. Ever hear of MALE MENOPAUSE?

Guess what? YOUR METABOLISM isn't what it used to be either.

JOhn
01-27-2009, 08:12 PM
How old are you? Guys lose libido as they age.

ROFL


Well I'm almost 43, and Ain't ready or thinking of slowing down yet.


This coming from an asexual 27y/o ROFL

stevieray
01-27-2009, 08:13 PM
Whatever, you old fart.

Just because YOUR libido has not diminished (and I HIGHLY doubt it hasn't, you just think it hasn't. Whether you want to admit it or not you were a LOT more horny at 18) does not mean it doesn't happen to other dudes. It is SCIENTIFIC FACT that your libido decreases as you get older. Ever hear of MALE MENOPAUSE?

Guess what? YOUR METABOLISM isn't what it used to be either.


i'm almost 47 and not one iota of decline...

use it or lose it...you're only two decades away...I suggest you lower your standards and get to work.

Count Alex's Wins
01-27-2009, 08:14 PM
Would you old, chubby fuckers like to know more? When was the last time you didn't just roll over and start sawing logs after three minutes of missionary?

Why does male sex drive decrease with age? Is there any remedy?
July 6, 1987

Dear Cecil:

I know you're not Doctor Ruth, or even an endocrinologist, but can you tell me why men get less horny as they get older? I'm 35 and don't seem to want to boink anywhere near as much as I used to five or ten years ago. Is there some nutritional or chemical substance that can rectify this, such as the much-heralded bee pollen?

— J.H., Chicago

Dear J.:

It's interesting to watch the Baby Boomers arc through life--from the Age of Aquarius to the milk of magnesia. Once everybody wanted to know about drugs and how to kill the roaches in their crummy apartments; now I get aging yuppies worried about their fading virility.

Ah, well. Despite considerable research, nobody really understands why men gradually lose their sex drive. Most males reach their sexual peak at age 17 or 18, and it's a long, slow slide thereafter, becoming particularly noticeable after the age of 30. It's not uncommon for an 18-year-old male to be able to achieve orgasm four to eight times in a 24-hour period, whereas most 30-year-olds are happy if they manage once.

At one time scientists thought declining sex drive was the result of decreasing sex hormone levels, but research has not borne this out. Though the data are contradictory, there does not seem to be any clear evidence that testosterone levels decline significantly before the age of 50. In any case there is no positive connection between T-level and sexual activity in normal men. Hormone shots will help a guy with a gland problem, but they will not restore youthful vigor to a normal male who has simply gotten old. It may be that your reduced sex drive results not from lowered hormones but from your body's decreasing sensitivity thereto.

Over the years an amazing array of substances have been proposed as aphrodisiacs. The only ones that really do anything are what we might call quasi aphrodisiacs, notably booze and drugs, which do not increase desire so much as they reduce inhibitions. Some drugs also enhance sex once the show is under way. Amyl nitrate, AKA "poppers," is said to intensify and prolong orgasm when inhaled at the point of climax. Amphetamines can produce prolonged erection and multiple orgasm in men, although women usually experience negative effects.

A Food and Drug Administration advisory panel reviewed 15 alleged aphrodisiacs in 1982, including gotu kola, ginseng, licorice, sarsaparilla, cantharides (Spanish fly), nux vomica, Pega Palo, strychnine (!), and yohimbine. The panel declared there was "no substantive evidence whatever to support the claims of aphrodisiac action attributed to these ingredients." In some cases, in fact, they can make things worse--strychnine, for instance. Spanish fly, derived from a southern European beetle that is powdered and then eaten, produces an irritation of the urethra that may mimic sexual arousal, but it can also cause genital damage, impotence, and in extreme cases, death from shock.

Yohimbine, which comes from the bark of a tropical tree, caused a flurry a few years ago when it was shown to increase sex activity in rats, but tests with humans have been disappointing. A compound related to yohimbine, papaverine, has been shown to produce "impressive erections" if injected directly into the penis. While potentially useful to those suffering from impotence, this doesn't sound like something the average guy would want to fool with.

Other reputed aphrodisiacs include megadoses of vitamin E (studies indicate it has no effect), as well as such things as sea turtle penises, raw bull testicles, and powdered rhinoceros horn, about which I need say no more. And then there's bee pollen. One quack has called it "a wonderful natural food which tends to increase the body's production of sex hormones." Some believe it also enhances athletic performance, relieves asthma, retards aging, etc. The evidence to date suggests otherwise. While it's legal to sell bee pollen as a food, the FDA frowns on any claim of therapeutic benefit.

But look on the bright side. Most men in their 20s want sex a lot more than women of the same age, resulting in chronic frustration. But while desire declines in men as they get into their 30s, it increases in women, who reach their sexual peak between 35 and 40. Thus you may find the little lady wants you to come thither just about as often as you're prepared to go. Enjoy it while you can; pretty soon she'll be trying to keep you from nodding off halfway through.

— Cecil Adams

JOhn
01-27-2009, 08:15 PM
Not sure anyone has mentioned it - but it's cold outside... Warm her tank up with some ANTIFREEZE !!!

Just kidding of course... Hang in there... Just try to be alittle bit more lovey dovey... If you don't give her the attention - someone else will... So - if you care about her - you better get on the ball !!! Now !!!

Now THAT is funny.......ROFLROFLROFL



Sorry couldn't resist:evil:


inside joke

stevieray
01-27-2009, 08:17 PM
Cecil's and idiot.

Count Alex's Wins
01-27-2009, 08:18 PM
LOOK OUT, fogeys. It's coming. Or as the case may be...not cumming.

It is scientifically established that men lose testosterone at 10% a decade after the age of 30 and by the time you are 40 you start feeling the effects of low testosterone.

Testosterone is the principle male hormone and is responsible for giving you your masculine traits and characteristics. It production peaks during adolescence when major body changes take place. It is responsible for your sexual strength, sex drive, muscle and strength gain, bone density, mental alertness and energy levels.

blueballs
01-27-2009, 08:24 PM
and here we go

btlook1
01-27-2009, 08:26 PM
Cecil's and idiot.

NO Cecil is not the idiot here in this thread! It's the guy that posted right below you. I'm sure he could probably give us all advice on investment banking or brain surgery also. It amazes me for someone that hasn't even had a GF or meaningfull relation ship EVER to give advice on Sex or someones love life.

Delano
01-27-2009, 08:31 PM
Whatever, you old fart.

Just because YOUR libido has not diminished (and I HIGHLY doubt it hasn't, you just think it hasn't. Whether you want to admit it or not you were a LOT more horny at 18) does not mean it doesn't happen to other dudes. It is SCIENTIFIC FACT that your libido decreases as you get older. Ever hear of MALE MENOPAUSE?

Guess what? YOUR METABOLISM isn't what it used to be either.

You are so gat damned funny.

PastorMikH
01-27-2009, 08:31 PM
Whatever, you old fart.

Just because YOUR libido has not diminished (and I HIGHLY doubt it hasn't, you just think it hasn't. Whether you want to admit it or not you were a LOT more horny at 18) does not mean it doesn't happen to other dudes. It is SCIENTIFIC FACT that your libido decreases as you get older. Ever hear of MALE MENOPAUSE?

Guess what? YOUR METABOLISM isn't what it used to be either.





I would think you'd be more worried about finding a deaf, dumb, blind, woman to marry so you could get your drive started rather than worrying about all the "Old Guys" on the net.

Delano
01-27-2009, 08:33 PM
I would think you'd be more worried about finding a deaf, dumb, blind, woman to marry so you could get your libido started rather than worrying about all the "Old Guys" on the net.

Libido:Clayton - Tits:Boar

JOhn
01-27-2009, 08:34 PM
I would think you'd be more worried about finding a deaf, dumb, blind, woman to marry so you could get your libido started rather than worrying about all the "Old Guys" on the net.

But, but He knows it all, cause he read it in a book.:rolleyes:

Iowanian
01-27-2009, 08:34 PM
gochiefs couldn't even make his own hand fat.

PastorMikH
01-27-2009, 08:37 PM
LOOK OUT, fogeys. It's coming.


10% a decade after 30? That means that I won't quit wanting intimate times with my wife until I'm 130 years old. Sounds about right.

keg in kc
01-27-2009, 08:37 PM
This can't end well.

stevieray
01-27-2009, 08:37 PM
I would think you'd be more worried about finding a deaf, dumb, blind, woman to marry so you could get your drive started rather than worrying about all the "Old Guys" on the net.

here is another fact..married guys get it more often.

keg in kc
01-27-2009, 08:38 PM
I would think you'd be more worried about finding a deaf, dumb, blind, woman.I don't know. Sounds about perfect to me.

JOhn
01-27-2009, 08:39 PM
here is another fact..married guys get it more often.


Not always........ Thus I'm single.:D


But yea as a rule I would agree:cuss:

stevieray
01-27-2009, 08:40 PM
Not always........ Thus I'm single.:D


But yea as a rule I would agree:cuss:

i'm just rubbing it in...err out.

keg in kc
01-27-2009, 08:41 PM
here is another fact..married guys get it more often.That may be a fact for some married guys, but I don't think that's a fact for all married guys. There's a lot of dysfunctional couples out there. I know my longest-term relationship started with a bang and ended (while married) with a fizzle. And while I wouldn't say I represent all marriages, I also wouldn't say my experiences were unique.

Delano
01-27-2009, 08:42 PM
I don't know. Sounds about perfect to me.

Basically you are looking for a living fleshlight. AMIRITE?

stevieray
01-27-2009, 08:44 PM
That may be a fact for some married guys, but I don't think that's a fact for all married guys. There's a lot of dysfunctional couples out there. I know my longest-term relationship started with a bang and ended (while married) with a fizzle. And while I wouldn't say I represent all marriages, I also wouldn't say my experiences were unique.

possible, but on the other side of the coin..some start out hot.. and then get hotter....

keg in kc
01-27-2009, 08:45 PM
Basically you are looking for a living fleshlight. AMIRITE?I'm not looking for anything, fleshlight or otherwise, but if I was, sure, that sounds about right. A living fleshlight with a large inheritance would work. Oh, the life of the kept man.

keg in kc
01-27-2009, 08:46 PM
possible, but on the other side of the coin..some start out hot.. and then get hotter....It's about finding a good match. Too many people (like me ten years ago) go into marriage clueless.

Count Alex's Wins
01-27-2009, 08:47 PM
I would think you'd be more worried about finding a deaf, dumb, blind, woman to marry so you could get your drive started rather than worrying about all the "Old Guys" on the net.

Deflection.

Instead of worrying about my FULLY ERECT and TESTOSTERRIFIC tower of power, why not worry about your drooping, limpy phallus of phail? IT COULD FALL OFF ANY DAY NOW!

StcChief
01-27-2009, 08:47 PM
I'm not looking for anything, fleshlight or otherwise, but if I was, sure, that sounds about right. A living fleshlight with a large inheritance would work. Oh, the life of the kept man.
hmmmm now there's a thought. the reverse Gold-digger chick.

Extra Point
01-27-2009, 08:48 PM
Claythan, you can't hit your peak if you have nothing to hit.


Better get after it.




HAH!

Delano
01-27-2009, 08:49 PM
Deflection.

Instead of worrying about my FULLY ERECT and TESTOSTERRIFIC tower of power, why not worry about your drooping, limpy phallus of phail? IT COULD FALL OFF ANY DAY NOW!

I'm semi-phaillic. What kind of tips do you have, beastman?

Count Alex's Wins
01-27-2009, 08:50 PM
I'm semi-phaillic. What kind of tips do you have, beastman?

Just kill yourself. It'll be quicker.

This thread needs Midnight Vulture.

Delano
01-27-2009, 08:51 PM
Just kill yourself. It'll be quicker.

This thread needs Midnight Vulture.

Quicker than what?

JOhn
01-27-2009, 08:51 PM
Deflection.

Instead of worrying about my FULLY ERECT and TESTOSTERRIFIC tower of power, why not worry about your drooping, limpy phallus of phail? IT COULD FALL OFF ANY DAY NOW!

Does anyone else find it funny that GoChiefs is trying to win an argument about sex with a Pastor and is losing?ROFL

Besides which said pastor has gotten/will get more than GoChiefs ever will?:D

sedated
01-27-2009, 08:52 PM
Deflection.

Instead of worrying about my FULLY ERECT and TESTOSTERRIFIC tower of power, why not worry about your drooping, limpy phallus of phail? IT COULD FALL OFF ANY DAY NOW!

ROFL

your "FULLY ERECT and TESTOSTERRIFIC tower of power" is getting a whole shit-ton of use isn't it?

meanwhile, all these 30 and 40 somethings are too busy fuking their hot wives to pay attention to your dumb ass.



its Tuesday night. can you hear the collective moan of all the women getting plowed right now?

CrazyPhuD
01-27-2009, 08:52 PM
The difference is that claythan's peak is burnett's mound, while for the rest of us it is closer to mt Everest. We have much father to go before we reach bottom. :)

KCChiefsMan
01-27-2009, 08:54 PM
better to end a bad relationshio sooner than later. End it via text message

Count Alex's Wins
01-27-2009, 08:55 PM
Does anyone else find it funny that GoChiefs is trying to win an argument about sex with a Pastor and is losing?ROFL

Besides which said pastor has gotten/will get more than GoChiefs ever will?:D

Who's arguing?

I pity you knights of the male menopause.

Let me know how the anal play goes when it's time for prostate action.

JOhn
01-27-2009, 08:58 PM
Who's arguing?

I pity you knights of the male menopause.

Let me know how the anal play goes when it's time for prostate action.

ROFL

From the sounds of it, you're already in menopause

This is the 3rd reference you've made to anal today, incluing the one were you wouldn't object to it. Then your fixated on us "old guys".

I think I've found your "problem":evil:

PastorMikH
01-27-2009, 09:04 PM
Deflection.

Instead of worrying about my FULLY ERECT and TESTOSTERRIFIC tower of power, why not worry about your drooping, limpy phallus of phail? IT COULD FALL OFF ANY DAY NOW!




Why is it I have the feeling you could converse and argue with women with the same amount of experience, knowledge, and conviction concerning pads and tampons?

PastorMikH
01-27-2009, 09:05 PM
It's about finding a good match. Too many people (like me ten years ago) go into marriage clueless.


Do you really think GoChiefs will get any woman to enter into marriage with him if she has HALF a clue of what she's getting into?

CrazyPhuD
01-27-2009, 09:05 PM
Why is it I have the feeling you could converse and argue with women with the same amount of experience, knowledge, and conviction concerning pads and tampons?

Yes and we'd probably stand a better chance of believing him.

PastorMikH
01-27-2009, 09:12 PM
Besides which said pastor has gotten/will get more than GoChiefs ever will?:D


I have a feeling my wife and I, with "failing libido", will see more action between 60 and 70 years old than GoChiefs will from 20-30.

KChiefsQT
01-27-2009, 09:15 PM
I have a feeling my wife and I, with "failing libido", will see more action between 60 and 70 years old than GoChiefs will from 20-30.

Right on!! Gotta love that viagra!

StcChief
01-27-2009, 09:16 PM
I have a feeling my wife and I, with "failing libido", will see more action between 60 and 70 years old than GoChiefs will from 20-30.QFT. Viva Viagra dude.....

sad. that he even comment in the thread.....

sedated
01-27-2009, 09:17 PM
Right on!! Gotta love that viagra!

I'm not surprised that you have seen plenty of the "little blue pill"

JOhn
01-27-2009, 09:20 PM
I have a feeling my wife and I, with "failing libido", will see more action between 60 and 70 years old than GoChiefs will from 20-30.

ROFL

PastorMikH
01-27-2009, 09:31 PM
Right on!! Gotta love that viagra!



I'm willing to bet that statement stands without the help of a little blue pill.


(In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if that statement stands with me having prostate surgery at 61)

Count Alex's Wins
01-27-2009, 09:31 PM
ROFL

From the sounds of it, you're already in menopause

This is the 3rd reference you've made to anal today, incluing the one were you wouldn't object to it. Then your fixated on us "old guys".

I think I've found your "problem":evil:

I'm down with anal play.

But at least I have a choice.

keg in kc
01-27-2009, 09:56 PM
Do you really think GoChiefs will get any woman to enter into marriage with him if she has HALF a clue of what she's getting into?You could say that for better than 50% of us here. ROFLI have a feeling my wife and I, with "failing libido", will see more action between 60 and 70 years old than GoChiefs will from 20-30.That's for that mental image. Time to go poke my mind's eye out with a rusty salad fork.

KChiefsQT
01-27-2009, 10:07 PM
I'm not surprised that you have seen plenty of the "little blue pill"

Now why the hell would I have seen plenty of the little blue pill. I'm 23... and I don't fuck grandpas.

sedated
01-27-2009, 10:10 PM
Now why the hell would I have seen plenty of the little blue pill.

ROFL

I believe this is technically a question, so it should be followed with a "?"

KChiefsQT
01-27-2009, 10:19 PM
ROFL

I believe this is technically a question, so it should be followed with a "?"

A question which was left unanswered!!!!!

sedated
01-27-2009, 10:30 PM
A question which was left unanswered!!!!!

as are most good questions.......


;)

keg in kc
01-27-2009, 10:31 PM
I read it as a statement rather than a question.

BigRichard
01-28-2009, 02:18 PM
This thread is worthless without PICS!!!

Duck Dog
01-28-2009, 02:22 PM
Giving up sex for Xbox? Dude, your problems go deep.

Jilly
01-28-2009, 02:32 PM
in all honesty, what do you want? If you situation were perfect, what would it look like? Would she be different? would you? How often would you have sex and what would that sex entail?

sometimes, i think, people just are in different spots at different times....perhaps now she's at a high point, while you're not...it'll change

Predarat
01-28-2009, 06:47 PM
2 years. yup, thats about right.

actually, thats pretty normal. After the "honeymoon" phase its not all about the sex anymore, then its about commitment, friendship, the simple things, the good stuff.

then kids come, fights start, you masterbate a lot, finally it all ends in tatters and you lose everything, now she betrays you, your "friends" turn on you, the people at your church tell you, this is wrong, you must stay together, and you scream at them "Its not me!! Shes the one that wants the divorce!!!! but it doesnt matter, they blame you anyway so they ignore you and when they start ignoring your kids thats the last straw, im leavin this place, and then the economy goes bad and you get the pink slip, now youve lost your marriage, youve lost your home, you lost your job, you lost your money, your kids are all confused and your hopes for them have been dashed and you even lost your place of worship!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


.......oh wait........sorry, dude...........

what was the question?????

wow that sounds familiar! or most of it does anyways.

theorangelion
01-28-2009, 06:51 PM
Wise man once said same ole hole gets old.ROFL