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DaKCMan AP
01-27-2009, 06:13 PM
...or has she been spending time with Phobia?

Before:

http://www.foxnews.com/photoessay/photoessay_962_images/jessica_daisy.jpg

http://www.foxnews.com/photoessay/photoessay_962_images/0126091518_M_Simpson_Dukes.jpg

After:

http://www.foxnews.com/photoessay/photoessay_962_images/0126091514_M_Simpson_weightgain.jpg

http://www.foxnews.com/photoessay/photoessay_962_images/0126091514_M_Simpson_weightgain2.jpg

Count Alex's Losses
01-27-2009, 06:16 PM
These were posted in the pictures forum. She looks 40.

DaKCMan AP
01-27-2009, 06:18 PM
gah those are terrible.

she's on her way to kirstie allen

Scorp
01-27-2009, 06:18 PM
ROFL.......................................HAHAHAHAHA. damn funny

OnTheWarpath58
01-27-2009, 06:19 PM
I saw the pics the other day, and KSK had a good entry on it today:


The Continuing Adventures of Tony and Jess: The Chili Cook-Off

Ext. TPC Four Seasons Las Colinas


http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/romo.jpg


Tony: Gimme my ass, you’re putting that shit, JT!

[cellphone rings]

Tony: ****.

Justin: What’s up, man? We playing golf or taking phone calls?

Tony: It’s Jess

[cellphone rings]

Justin: …and then I jizzed in my pants.

Tony: Not cool, JT, not cool.

Justin: Whatever, you know you laughed.

[cellphone rings]

Tony: You got Romo!

Jess: [chews]

http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/fat-jess.jpg


Tony: Hello?

Jess: [burps]

Tony: Jess?!

Jess: [chews while burping]

Tony: JESSICA!

Jess: [attempts to speak through mouth full of hush puppies] Pomy?

Tony: Jess?

Jess: [swallows] Hey, Tony!

Tony: Hey baby, are you uh…eating again?

Jess: Oh yeah. I’m performing at the Chili Cook-off in Florida! There’s so much food!

Tony: Well just go easy, baby, you know, everything in moderation and all that.

Jess: [ladles chili down throat] Moder-what-on?

Tony: Just remember what your agent said, you need to keep your physique for the sake of your acting career.

Jess: Well duh, that’s what I’m doing!

Tony: How’s that?

Jess: Well my agent told me about these two new biopic movies, and I’m s’posed to pick one to audition for.

Tony: Oh really? Who are the subjects?

Jess: Dolly Parton and Anna Nicole Smith.

Tony: Oh God.

Jess: [drinks room-temperature sour cream]

Tony: Which one did you pick, Jess?

Jess: [gargling] My girl Anna!

Tony: Oh dear God. Jess, are you sure about that?

Jess: Of course!

Tony: But I think you’d make a great Dolly Parton. She’s so nice and skinny like you used to be. And we just joined this new gym so you could get back in shape without poor people talking to you.

Jess: [swallows Merciless Pepper of Quetzlzacatenango] Uh-oh. I don’t feel so good.

Tony: Jess?


Jess: Bye bye Tony, Johnny Cash’s doggy is taking me to find my soulmate.

[hangs up]

Tony: But I’m your soulmate!

Justin: Dude, you’re gay.

Tony: Tee it up, douchebag.

Count Alex's Losses
01-27-2009, 06:22 PM
gah those are terrible.

she's on her way to kirstie allen

I bet she bounces back. Is she even 25? She'll get with a personal trainer and a nutritionist and be hot again in under a year. It's easy to get thin if you're rich.

BigRock
01-27-2009, 06:24 PM
Nice mom jeans.

88TG88
01-27-2009, 06:24 PM
I still want to do her.

DaKCMan AP
01-27-2009, 06:25 PM
I still want to do her.

yeah, but you also want to do kirstie allen

Dicky McElephant
01-27-2009, 06:25 PM
I still want to do her.

This.

I'd still pee in her butt.

Buck
01-27-2009, 06:27 PM
This.

I'd still pee in my mouth.

2 Things.

1. WTF happened to her.
2. WTF did you just say?

Chiefs Pantalones
01-27-2009, 06:28 PM
Those have to be doctored.

88TG88
01-27-2009, 06:30 PM
yeah, but you also want to do kirstie allen
I don't know who that is.
This.

I'd still pee in my mouth.

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

DeezNutz
01-27-2009, 06:32 PM
It looks like her vagina grew an ass.

Dicky McElephant
01-27-2009, 06:32 PM
2 Things.

1. WTF happened to her.
2. WTF did you just say?

I said I'd pee in her butt....otherwise known as my saying for "I'd still do her".

Aren't you supposed to be Photoshopping naked pics of your junk for Claythan right now?

Toadkiller
01-27-2009, 06:33 PM
It is obvious she puffed up because of a bee sting or spider bite....:P

RickObie
01-27-2009, 06:33 PM
Is she preggo??

ChiefsCountry
01-27-2009, 06:36 PM
I thought she had to lose alot to do the Daisy Duke role?

Micjones
01-27-2009, 06:38 PM
The real problem is she still has no ass of which to speak.
She's still attractive. Face forward that is.

bowener
01-27-2009, 06:40 PM
What the hell? Sperm is high in protein, so I guess she hasn't been working out enough??

BigMeatballDave
01-27-2009, 06:42 PM
I bet she bounces back. Is she even 25? She'll be 29 this year

Thig Lyfe
01-27-2009, 06:44 PM
gah those are terrible.

she's on her way to kirstie allen

Alley.

DaKCMan AP
01-27-2009, 06:44 PM
Alley.

You are correct. My bad.

Count Alex's Losses
01-27-2009, 06:47 PM
The pictures are real. They appear on my media photography site.

However, this is from December 13. WTF HAPPENED?

http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/1200/84068305zd8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

EyePod
01-27-2009, 07:04 PM
These were posted in the pictures forum. She looks 40.

It's all because she's wearing the old woman pants. That's it.

BigMeatballDave
01-27-2009, 07:17 PM
It's all because she's wearing the old woman pants. That's it.
I think thats it. I'd still hit it.

Baconeater
01-27-2009, 07:20 PM
It's all because she's wearing the old woman pants. That's it.

Nah, look at the second pic Claythan posted, she has some girth.

TinyEvel
01-27-2009, 07:20 PM
This happened about two or three years ago, too. I think after a breakup or something. They had the same bad high-waist shorts pictures. Then she got thin again in like two months.

redhed
01-27-2009, 07:36 PM
Some of those pics look like they're straight outa that SNL skit for "Mom" jeans. WTF another one hits blimpo

Demonpenz
01-27-2009, 07:38 PM
she has the money to do cocaine and starve herself sweet front butt tho

Over-Head
01-27-2009, 07:40 PM
As "Cotton Hill" would say
"ya done gots her knocked up boy!"

KCChiefsMan
01-27-2009, 07:41 PM
I have a feeling its just a bad choice of clothes. I'd still bang the heck out of her

blueballs
01-27-2009, 07:42 PM
maybe he tore her up
and she has to wear pampers

Cheater5
01-27-2009, 08:01 PM
She's got a poon mellon kickin'.

Are those photo-shopped? If not, Romo needs to break up with her for about 6 months so she'll go psycho, starve herself, and then start tagging it again this summer.

kstater
01-27-2009, 08:06 PM
This happened about two or three years ago, too. I think after a breakup or something. They had the same bad high-waist shorts pictures. Then she got thin again in like two months.

You mean about the time of that last Dukes movie? Maybe it's for a sequel.

Cheater5
01-27-2009, 08:10 PM
Apparently, the pictures are recent.

http://music.msn.com/hotgossip/1-26-09_quickies/?gt1=28103

KChiefsQT
01-27-2009, 08:22 PM
She's not fat. Those high waisted mommy jeans don't do her any good, but she still looks good.

DaKCMan AP
01-27-2009, 08:26 PM
She's not fat. Those high waisted mommy jeans don't do her any good, but she still looks good.

No, she's not 'fat' but she has put on weight.

StcChief
01-27-2009, 08:26 PM
either way. the whole choosin' women for "breeding hips" is a Texas tradition.

she obviously has 'em. born to give birth and live. :)

Phobia
01-27-2009, 08:29 PM
She's not fat. Those high waisted mommy jeans don't do her any good, but she still looks good.

She shouldn't wear those high waist mom jeans on her fat arms either.

KChiefsQT
01-27-2009, 08:30 PM
No, she's not 'fat' but she has put on weight.

Who cares? I think she looks way better with some meat on her then she did in the Daisy days with her rib bones sticking out:

http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s235/revmyspace2/graphics/entertain/actress/jessica_simpson_bikini.jpg

blueballs
01-27-2009, 08:30 PM
Mrs Obama has some breeding hips
curvy

DaKCMan AP
01-27-2009, 08:33 PM
Who cares? I think she looks way better with some meat on her then she did in the Daisy days with her rib bones sticking out:

http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s235/revmyspace2/graphics/entertain/actress/jessica_simpson_bikini.jpg

Ok, but you don't have a penis so your vote doesn't really count.

KChiefsQT
01-27-2009, 08:34 PM
Ok, but you don't have a penis so your vote doesn't really count.

What's having a penis have to with it? Each and every one of you would line up to hit that... wearing mommy pants or not. True or True?

StcChief
01-27-2009, 08:35 PM
Mrs Obama has some breeding hips
curvybut I wouldn't F her with your d1ck.....

and that's sayin' alot.

Delano
01-27-2009, 08:36 PM
Is that a fat suit?

She really doesn't have the frame to add that much weight.

If she'd just swallow she'd lose the weight - jizz is a great weight loss supplement.

Delano
01-27-2009, 08:36 PM
What's having a penis have to with it? Each and every one of you would line up to hit that... wearing mommy pants or not. True or True?

Only if you were there too.

Phobia
01-27-2009, 08:37 PM
No. I'd pass. My old lady is better at everything except cooking and singing. I'll keep her around.

unothadeal
01-27-2009, 08:37 PM
What's having a penis have to with it? Each and every one of you would line up to hit that... wearing mommy pants or not. True or True?

I'd hit it





















With a truck.

DaKCMan AP
01-27-2009, 08:38 PM
What's having a penis have to with it? Each and every one of you would line up to hit that... wearing mommy pants or not. True or True?

I've never found her particularly attractive but she had an amazing body while shooting Dukes of Hazard and I would have gladly lined up then. Now... maybe.

KChiefsQT
01-27-2009, 08:38 PM
No. I'd pass. My old lady is better at everything except cooking and singing. I'll keep her around.

You're a noble man.

unothadeal
01-27-2009, 08:41 PM
http://www.foxnews.com/photoessay/photoessay_962_images/0126091514_M_Simpson_weightgain.jpg

http://www.garnersclassics.com/pics/space/ass.jpg

StcChief
01-27-2009, 08:45 PM
with more cushion for the pushin' I'm sure Tony Romo is happy. skin and bones not so much.

Darth CarlSatan
01-27-2009, 08:45 PM
That one pic with her arms outstretched CLEARLY shows she is on her way to some Ally McBeal "waddle".

redhed
01-27-2009, 08:45 PM
Did I mention how much I LOVE "Mom" jeans? HI-yo!

i'm here all week...try the veal...

KCChiefsMan
01-27-2009, 08:49 PM
this man would agree, that his wife is way hotter than Jessica Simpson and would say something like (only behind a keyboard, of course) "She's not even cute at all"

Mr. Laz
01-27-2009, 08:50 PM
sorry .... but it's more than just the jeans

jeans don't make your face get bigger or you have back rolls or make you look like you're wearing shoulder pads even though you have a tank top on.


http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/9932/jessicaweightgain6df6.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)
http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/6453/jessicaweightgainnh7.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)
http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/2148/jessicaweightgain1dv0.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)
http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/7277/jessicaweightgain5kf8.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)
http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/2475/jessicaweightgain3jq9.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

KCChiefsMan
01-27-2009, 08:53 PM
ya with those pics she definately gained some pounds

Darth CarlSatan
01-27-2009, 08:54 PM
Fuck's sake man; I'm tryin' to eat dinner!

Delano
01-27-2009, 08:56 PM
Why is she sticking her ass out like it's some kind of treat?

Sit on a stool and play a guitar, fatass. Noone wants to see that.

Count Alex's Losses
01-27-2009, 08:58 PM
Maybe she's going to help Romo with pocket mobility. She'll be a mock defensive tackle.

Darth CarlSatan
01-27-2009, 08:59 PM
On a completely unrelated note:

Those two chicks from the KFC boneless wings commercial need a horse-cock slapped upside their heads.

Johnny Vegas
01-27-2009, 09:00 PM
eh who cares....nothing wrong with a little cushion. I do think though that she has the body that must stay thin or its threads like this that get started.

Darth CarlSatan
01-27-2009, 09:07 PM
Maybe she's going to help Romo with pocket mobility. She'll be a mock defensive tackle.

That's too rough for Romo; best to just stay safe and use the family dog.

StcChief
01-27-2009, 09:14 PM
Maybe she's going to help Romo with pocket mobility. She'll be a mock defensive tackle.spoken like a virgin.
dude get laid then you can lay an opinion.

Thig Lyfe
01-27-2009, 09:16 PM
She looks kinda like Peggy in Mad Men when she was... PREGNANT.

There may be a Li'l Romo running around in the near future.

unothadeal
01-27-2009, 09:19 PM
spoken like a virgin.
dude get laid then you can lay an opinion.

Beeeeeeeeef

StcChief
01-27-2009, 09:22 PM
Beeeeeeeeefyep. a little meat on her bones and it's BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.

Let's see what/why in 6 months. too long for the public to wonder about.

unothadeal
01-27-2009, 09:25 PM
yep. a little meat on her bones and it's BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.

Let's see what/why in 6 months. too long for the public to wonder about.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=beef

Chiefs Pantalones
01-27-2009, 09:29 PM
I wouldn't touch her now ewwwww

Hoover
01-27-2009, 09:34 PM
don't worry guys, its just my baby inside of her that's getting her chunky. Its difficult when you have a little human square in ya.

notorious
01-27-2009, 10:19 PM
http://www.garnersclassics.com/pics/space/ass.jpg

Why didn't somebody tell me my ass was so big?!

ROFL

Perfection

Baconeater
01-27-2009, 10:32 PM
What's having a penis have to with it? Each and every one of you would line up to hit that... wearing mommy pants or not. True or True?

Please. What a guy finds attractive and what he will nail are two entirely different things.

DeezNutz
01-27-2009, 10:41 PM
The main difference between old and current Jessica is that you're not going to tell your friends about bagging the latter.

3 years ago, fucking sky-write it. Now, sneak it out the back.

OnTheWarpath58
01-27-2009, 10:42 PM
She looks like she ate Carrie Underwood.

Coach
01-27-2009, 10:44 PM
So... it appears that Tony Romo's dick is getting himself into trouble.....

cardken
01-27-2009, 10:48 PM
She looks kinda like Peggy in Mad Men when she was... PREGNANT.

There may be a Li'l Romo running around in the near future.

QFT! I think shes pregnant as well.

Sure-Oz
01-27-2009, 10:51 PM
These two pics dont look nearly as bad as the pics i posted in the pics thread earlier...

That said she either is preggers or has a thyroid issue?

DeezNutz
01-27-2009, 10:54 PM
She looks like she ate Carrie Underwood.

Thankfully, the ass shot suggests Simpson is about to shit her out.

Darth CarlSatan
01-27-2009, 11:01 PM
Thankfully, the ass shot suggests Simpson is about to shit her out.

LMAO:LOL:

Jenson71
01-27-2009, 11:07 PM
either way. the whole choosin' women for "breeding hips" is a Texas tradition.

she obviously has 'em. born to give birth and live. :)

I've seen the show. She should not be giving birth to anything.

Darth CarlSatan
01-27-2009, 11:08 PM
I've seen the show. She should not be giving birth to anything.

ROFL

dj56dt58
01-28-2009, 12:37 AM
Nice mom jeans.

try grandma

XXXshogunXXX
01-28-2009, 01:04 AM
bitch got fat

Darth CarlSatan
01-28-2009, 01:15 AM
bitch got fat

Maybe she should start aerobicizing to THIS piece of shit:


<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/CDiCxhtGMhc&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/CDiCxhtGMhc&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Dw5mkSnqOM8&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Dw5mkSnqOM8&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

XXXshogunXXX
01-28-2009, 01:23 AM
Maybe she should start aerobicizing to THIS piece of shit:


<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/CDiCxhtGMhc&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/CDiCxhtGMhc&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Dw5mkSnqOM8&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Dw5mkSnqOM8&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

hmmmm.... LOL?? ,maybe?? I guess.........

Darth CarlSatan
01-28-2009, 01:30 AM
hmmmm.... LOL?? ,maybe?? I guess.........


Whatever pry's your barnacle. :D

beach tribe
01-28-2009, 01:42 AM
I was there. It's 5 min from my house. She is fat.

Darth CarlSatan
01-28-2009, 01:52 AM
I was there. It's 5 min from my house. She is fat.

Has she "gone Country" now? That's what I'm getting from the new look.

rrl308
01-28-2009, 01:59 AM
It looks like her vagina grew an ass.

Thats what you call a BIF. Butt in Front.

Kerberos
01-28-2009, 05:07 AM
Well they do say the camera adds 10 or 40 lbs right?

BTW if Tony Romo is making her fat ..... is she prego? :D

blaise
01-28-2009, 08:05 AM
She's probably got a $5,000,000 contract with Weight Watchers where she added 15 punds just so she could lose them and then get on TV and say how great Weight Watchers is.
"This was me at the chili cookoff five months ago! And here I am now!"

blaise
01-28-2009, 08:06 AM
She's almost fat enough to be a KU cheerleader.

ChiefsFan4Life
01-28-2009, 08:50 AM
She has GOT to be pregnant

Molitoth
01-28-2009, 08:52 AM
Front-butt jeans.

Mr. Laz
01-28-2009, 09:05 AM
I wouldn't touch her now ewwwww
no worries ... she wouldn't touch you EVAH


:)

Skip Towne
01-28-2009, 09:11 AM
Looks like Phil's work to me.

Darth CarlSatan
01-28-2009, 09:25 AM
She's almost fat enough to be a KU cheerleader.


LMAO:clap:

Sure-Oz
01-28-2009, 09:41 AM
Has she "gone Country" now? That's what I'm getting from the new look.

Yes she has....she headlined for Rascall Flatts and basically pimped them at the show we were at. Her country songs are horrible, she sang like 2 of her pop songs from back when she was popular. It's kind've sad that she has resorted to switching music to try to resurect whats left of her career. She has a good voice, but sounded pretty shitty live and had a tendency to touch her hair and chest alot during the show, very strange. It looked like a damn cry for help, but i have no problem against her, she seems like a nice person.

I saw her a few weeks ago when i went with my gf and her dad to see rascall flats or whatever it is (im not a country fan but they put on a great show)

Darth CarlSatan
01-28-2009, 09:46 AM
Yes she has....she headlined for Rascall Flatts and basically pimped them at the show we were at. Her country songs are horrible, she sang like 2 of her pop songs from back when she was popular. It's kind've sad that she has resorted to switching music to try to resurect whats left of her career. She has a good voice, but sounded pretty shitty live and had a tendency to touch her hair and chest alot during the show, very strange. It looked like a damn cry for help, but i have no problem against her, she seems like a nice person.

I saw her a few weeks ago when i went with my gf and her dad to see rascall flats or whatever it is (im not a country fan but they put on a great show)

I think the "Britney" has set in.

Sure-Oz
01-28-2009, 09:49 AM
I think the "Britney" has set in.

I almost wish i saw britney instead of jessica that night. Just cause i knew she'd be more entertaining. Jessica was pretty boring but she did acknowledge the crowd and got good cheers. They must love her, but you couldn't tell wtf she was saying cause she sang to the top of her lungs, and her tony romo song is horrible.

Darth CarlSatan
01-28-2009, 09:55 AM
I almost wish i saw britney instead of jessica that night. Just cause i knew she'd be more entertaining. Jessica was pretty boring but she did acknowledge the crowd and got good cheers. They must love her, but you couldn't tell wtf she was saying cause she sang to the top of her lungs, and her tony romo song is horrible.

:eek:

I haven't heard it, but I already hate it.

blaise
01-28-2009, 10:03 AM
:eek:

I haven't heard it, but I already hate it.

I bet Tony Romo does too, but he has to pretend he likes it.

PhillyChiefFan
01-28-2009, 10:09 AM
I would say it's just the jeans, but wow...he is starting to look like Anna Nicole Smith did.

Darth CarlSatan
01-28-2009, 10:09 AM
I bet Tony Romo does too, but he has to pretend he likes it.

"How to let a bimbo ruin your career"-by Tony Romo

PhillyChiefFan
01-28-2009, 10:09 AM
She has GOT to be pregnant

That was my first impression too.

blaise
01-28-2009, 10:11 AM
I officially think Ashley is the hotter sister.

Count Alex's Losses
01-29-2009, 09:55 PM
http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/4029/012820092av3.jpg (https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/1174)

Count Alex's Losses
01-29-2009, 10:28 PM
LMAO

Seen here in, admittedly, the best shape I've ever seen her in, Kim Kardashian is the latest celebrity to defend Jessica Simpson (http://thesuperficial.com/2009/01/ashlee_simpson_defends_her_big.php) whose startling plumpness (http://thesuperficial.com/2009/01/jessica_simpson_what_in_the_he.php) has become our nation's greatest crisis. Not counting that war and the stuff with the money. In a move that just sent Jessica teetering off the edge to depression, Kim gave an interview for People (http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20255504,00.html) which they described as "one curvy girl to another":
"I actually love the outfit. I think she looks amazing. I love high-waisted jeans, I loved that belt, and her hair looked fabulous."
Adds Kardashian, who's attending the Super Bowl this weekend with football player beau Reggie Bush of the New Orleans Saints, "I get that she does look curvier, but to me, there's nothing wrong it."
No stranger herself to barbs about her own curvy physique, Kardashian says, "It doesn't really bother me anymore. I love curves. Being super skinny just isn't attractive to me. When I saw that picture, I knew everyone was going to say something. And I thought, 'You know what? Leave Jessica alone!' She's fabulous, she's a really sweet girl, and I admire her for putting up with it." PEOPLE EDITOR #1: Quick, who's a celeb that will basically let us call her fat just by asking her opinion on Jessica Simpson in exchange for free publicity?
EDITOR #2: Kim Kardashian.
EDITOR #1: Oh, good call.

OnTheWarpath58
01-29-2009, 10:35 PM
LMAO

Seen here in, admittedly, the best shape I've ever seen her in, Kim Kardashian is the latest celebrity to defend Jessica Simpson (http://thesuperficial.com/2009/01/ashlee_simpson_defends_her_big.php) whose startling plumpness (http://thesuperficial.com/2009/01/jessica_simpson_what_in_the_he.php) has become our nation's greatest crisis. Not counting that war and the stuff with the money. In a move that just sent Jessica teetering off the edge to depression, Kim gave an interview for People (http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20255504,00.html) which they described as "one curvy girl to another":
"I actually love the outfit. I think she looks amazing. I love high-waisted jeans, I loved that belt, and her hair looked fabulous."
Adds Kardashian, who's attending the Super Bowl this weekend with football player beau Reggie Bush of the New Orleans Saints, "I get that she does look curvier, but to me, there's nothing wrong it."
No stranger herself to barbs about her own curvy physique, Kardashian says, "It doesn't really bother me anymore. I love curves. Being super skinny just isn't attractive to me. When I saw that picture, I knew everyone was going to say something. And I thought, 'You know what? Leave Jessica alone!' She's fabulous, she's a really sweet girl, and I admire her for putting up with it." PEOPLE EDITOR #1: Quick, who's a celeb that will basically let us call her fat just by asking her opinion on Jessica Simpson in exchange for free publicity?
EDITOR #2: Kim Kardashian.
EDITOR #1: Oh, good call.

Being skinny has never been attractive to Kim Kardashian because she's never been skinny.

Jessica Simpson HAS been, and it's painfully obvious she's let herself go - or is pregnant.

Until Jessica's ass is the size of Tank Tyler's ass, like Kim's is, Kim should probably shut her fucking cakehole.

Extra Point
01-30-2009, 12:14 AM
I officially think Ashley is the hotter sister.

I think you need to drink more, or way less.

beach tribe
01-30-2009, 01:12 AM
Those have to be doctored.

They're not. I was there. She's fat.

KcMizzou
01-30-2009, 02:20 AM
Being skinny has never been attractive to Kim Kardashian because she's never been skinny.

Jessica Simpson HAS been, and it's painfully obvious she's let herself go - or is pregnant.

Until Jessica's ass is the size of Tank Tyler's ass, like Kim's is, Kim should probably shut her fucking cakehole.True.

That said... I still like Kim Kardashian's ass.

Tank's? Not so much.

Demonpenz
01-30-2009, 08:57 AM
FUPA

FAT UPPER PUSSY AREA

Planetman
02-06-2009, 04:15 PM
Simpson Forgets Lyrics, Fights Tears At Show
Rep Says Singer Had 'Off Night'

POSTED: 1:33 pm CST February 6, 2009

GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. -- A bizarre 38-minute set by opening act Jessica Simpson inadvertently stole the spotlight from headliner Rascal Flatts in a show at the Van Andel Arena in Grand Rapids, Mich.

The Grand Rapids Press said Simpson forgot her lyrics, struggled with her ear monitors, mumbled through songs and fought back tears during Thursday night's performance.

At one point, she asked her backing band to start over on one song, and she forgot the words to another.

Cindi Berger, a representative for Simpson, said the 28-year-old singer-actress had an "off night."

Simpson apologized to the supportive audience of about 9,000 by mouthing the word "sorry" on two large video screens.
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Information from: The Grand Rapids Press, http://www.mlive.com/grand-rapids

ottawa_chiefs_fan
02-06-2009, 04:37 PM
Simpson Forgets Lyrics, Fights Tears At Show
Rep Says Singer Had 'Off Night'

POSTED: 1:33 pm CST February 6, 2009

GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. -- A bizarre 38-minute set by opening act Jessica Simpson inadvertently stole the spotlight from headliner Rascal Flatts in a show at the Van Andel Arena in Grand Rapids, Mich.

The Grand Rapids Press said Simpson forgot her lyrics, struggled with her ear monitors, mumbled through songs and fought back tears during Thursday night's performance.

At one point, she asked her backing band to start over on one song, and she forgot the words to another.

Cindi Berger, a representative for Simpson, said the 28-year-old singer-actress had an "off night."

Simpson apologized to the supportive audience of about 9,000 by mouthing the word "sorry" on two large video screens.
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Information from: The Grand Rapids Press, http://www.mlive.com/grand-rapids

You read it here first - carrying Romo's love chile.

Frazod
02-06-2009, 04:41 PM
http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/4029/012820092av3.jpg (https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/1174)

OMG that's brutal LMAO

Sure-Oz
02-06-2009, 04:43 PM
Sucks to hear she fucked up like that, wtf is going on with her?

Still it isn't as bad Britney's BS

DeezNutz
02-06-2009, 04:44 PM
How do you forget the lyrics to your own songs?

Seriously? WTF?

ottawa_chiefs_fan
02-06-2009, 04:46 PM
How do you forget the lyrics to your own songs?

Seriously? WTF?

Maybe...just maybe...she didn't write the lyrics??

DeezNutz
02-06-2009, 04:48 PM
Maybe...just maybe...she didn't write the lyrics??

Well, of course not. I assumed she couldn't write.

But she was physically present when they were recorded, I hope.

I didn't compose my own address, but I've said it enough that...

Frazod
02-06-2009, 04:50 PM
Maybe...just maybe...she didn't write the lyrics??

I assume she's dumb as a fucking stump, too. That probably doesn't help.

Donger
02-06-2009, 04:51 PM
I assume she's dumb as a ****ing stump, too. That probably doesn't help.

I bet that she's actually rather intelligent, but let's not assume.

Dane?

DeezNutz
02-06-2009, 04:51 PM
I assume she's dumb as a ****ing stump, too. That probably doesn't help.

If it was one of her previously recorded singles, I'd hate to guess the number of times she had sing it to get it "right" for the album.

**** it. Maybe once. The rest is computerized magic.

DeezNutz
02-06-2009, 04:54 PM
Maybe she lost her concentration when the small person attached to her backside became hungry and started demanding food?

Ass: "Feed me, Jessica!"

lalalalalala

OnTheWarpath58
02-06-2009, 04:58 PM
I assume she's dumb as a fucking stump, too. That probably doesn't help.

Chicken of the Sea, FTW!

Donger
02-06-2009, 05:04 PM
'You know what? Leave Jessica alone!'

Oh no. First Britney and now Jessica?

Demonpenz
02-06-2009, 05:13 PM
If it was one of her previously recorded singles, I'd hate to guess the number of times she had sing it to get it "right" for the album.

**** it. Maybe once. The rest is computerized magic.

naw I saw her in concert she isn't bad at singing

blaise
02-06-2009, 05:48 PM
naw I saw her in concert she isn't bad at singing

I wouldn't say she's good at it either.

Valiant
02-06-2009, 05:52 PM
I bet that she's actually rather intelligent, but let's not assume.

Dane?

She is not as dumb as they made her out to be on her TV show..

She is no genius though either..

Had lunch with her about five years ago..

luv
02-06-2009, 05:58 PM
True.

That said... I still like Kim Kardashian's ass.

Tank's? Not so much.

You looked?

Jenson71
02-06-2009, 06:17 PM
Did she do the Simpson family hoedown?

ChiefsCountry
02-06-2009, 11:17 PM
My friend saw Romo tonight at the show in Illinois. Said he was ten feet away and said Jessica wasnt looking as good as she used to.

Tribal Warfare
02-15-2009, 03:27 PM
http://l.yimg.com/k/im_siggZ0hKPwxvMh9dXO9DMYhuyA---y626-x495-q75-n1/omg/us/img/77/09/1575947143_7771978516.jpg


Jessica Simpson flaunted her curvier figure during a performance at Madison Square Garden Thursday. "I've had times when my pants split right down the middle when I bent down to reach a note," the singer revealed. "That's why I'm wearing a skort -- not a skirt, not a short -- just so they wouldn't split." (http://omg.yahoo.com/photos/week-in-photos-february-8-14-2009/2668?nc)

Sure-Oz
02-15-2009, 06:59 PM
Doesn't look huge there

Skip Towne
02-15-2009, 07:38 PM
yeah, but you also want to do kirstie allen

Alley, not Allen.

Phobia
02-15-2009, 07:39 PM
Doesn't look huge there

While I agree that the outfit is a better choice, she looks 25-30 lbs bigger than she has in her prime.

DeezNutz
02-15-2009, 08:04 PM
While I agree that the outfit is a better choice, she looks 25-30 lbs bigger than she has in her prime.

One could fuck that off of her, literally, assuming there's an alarm system on the snack drawer.

Sure-Oz
02-15-2009, 08:52 PM
While I agree that the outfit is a better choice, she looks 25-30 lbs bigger than she has in her prime.

That is about the difference too, i think she was at 102 or something in her prime and now is 130 something

DeezNutz
02-15-2009, 08:54 PM
That is about the difference too, i think she was at 102 or something in her prime and now is 130 something

No way. Are you sure?

I don't think she'd have those fat handles at 130. That's still pretty light for a chick, unless she's about 5'0".

In those grandma jeans, I'm guessing she's at least around 160.

If she's 5'5"ish and weighs 125. She'd be fit as hell, especially with those tits.

Sure-Oz
02-15-2009, 09:15 PM
No way. Are you sure?

I don't think she'd have those fat handles at 130. That's still pretty light for a chick, unless she's about 5'0".

In those grandma jeans, I'm guessing she's at least around 160.

If she's 5'5"ish and weighs 125. She'd be fit as hell, especially with those tits.

I'm serious, my sister has some girly mag that shows the differences, it says she was 110 at june 2005, her prime body and now she is 135.

eazyb81
02-15-2009, 09:18 PM
No way. Are you sure?

I don't think she'd have those fat handles at 130. That's still pretty light for a chick, unless she's about 5'0".

In those grandma jeans, I'm guessing she's at least around 160.

If she's 5'5"ish and weighs 125. She'd be fit as hell, especially with those tits.

Not always. It depends on the bone structure. I know a girl that is 5'4", 125, size 4 and would not look good at all in a bathing suit.

It all depends on how they carry their weight.

DeezNutz
02-15-2009, 09:43 PM
I'm serious, my sister has some girly mag that shows the differences, it says she was 110 at june 2005, her prime body and now she is 135.

Well, I stand corrected.

I would never have guessed she only weighed that amount. I would have bet money, and apparently lost, that she was 165-175 in her "fat" pictures.

By the way, what the fuck is going on with the new avi?

Sure-Oz
02-15-2009, 09:45 PM
Well, I stand corrected.

I would never have guessed she only weighed that amount. I would have bet money, and apparently lost, that she was 165-175 in her "fat" pictures.

By the way, what the **** is going on with the new avi?

it's crazy how it's only that much of an increase and it seems to look over 50lbs

Sure-Oz
02-15-2009, 09:47 PM
Well, I stand corrected.

I would never have guessed she only weighed that amount. I would have bet money, and apparently lost, that she was 165-175 in her "fat" pictures.

By the way, what the **** is going on with the new avi?

It's an inside joke between my gf and I

"pocketful of sunshine" based off that song, blah blah private shit so this is my way of being positive rather than be down about our current situation. I actually cut out that picture to her and gave it to her to help her have a good day one time, and kept one myself.

Hence "pocketful of sunshine"

DeezNutz
02-16-2009, 01:31 AM
It's an inside joke between my gf and I

"pocketful of sunshine" based off that song, blah blah private shit so this is my way of being positive rather than be down about our current situation. I actually cut out that picture to her and gave it to her to help her have a good day one time, and kept one myself.

Hence "pocketful of sunshine"

Right on. Perfectly good reason.

Kerberos
02-16-2009, 06:34 AM
with more cushion for the pushin' I'm sure Tony Romo is happy. skin and bones not so much.

The bigger the waist band the deeper the quicksand.

:D

Sure-Oz
02-16-2009, 08:16 AM
Right on. Perfectly good reason.

thanks for understanding :)