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DenverChief
01-27-2009, 06:05 PM
So I decide I'm going to go pawn shop hopping looking for "too good to pass up" deals on long guns today. As I'm shopping I pass the usual pawn shop types nothing out of the ordinary and nothing to special in the gun racks.

Then I get to this pawn shop lets just call it "Americas" and as I walk in I notice only one other car in the parking lot and As I walk thru the front door I almost step on what I thought was a mound of snow (it stopped snowing here last night) turns out to be some miniture poodle laying on the floor right in the entryway. The (i'm assuming) owner of the place smiles at me like its no big deal his dog is about to cause someone to trip and or have a hearta attack after stepping on/killing his dog.

Anyway I start looking around and this baldheaded character (no it wasn't Rainman and think white trailer trash) comes in behind me with his friend and goes to the other end of the store. I continue looking at other various things before heading in Baldguys direction to see the rifles they have. AS I come up he is leaning over the jewelry case with his ass stuck way out into the walkway and there is very little room to pass. So I say "excuse me" and he doesn't budge, so I force my way past involving some contact be he doesn't budge or say anything.

I think to myself what a swell guy and continue over to the gun section. I peruse while I hear him calling to the owner to see this "purdy ring forz my gurl." Anyway I finish what I'm doing and continue back the way I came and as I approach bald guy I smell it - Marijuana, Dope, Mary Jane, Ganja, Herb, Whacky Tobacky - Anyway he reeks like he just smoked several joints. So I again attempt to pass this guy with his ass hanging out in the aisle and again I have to move him with my hip to get by.

I exit the store pondering to myself what kind of wonderful decision this guy is going to make high as a kite to buy a "purdy ring" for his lady friend. As I exit the store I notice the vehicle they arrived in and then it hits me the wonderful odor of burning brakes and it is coming from his car. Not just been driving hard but full on been driving with the E-Brake on burning smell.

ROFL God Bless America

I wonder how long it will take them to notice? I really hope that they stay in there long enough for the brakes to cool and then drive some more with the E-Brake on :)

Oh and no I didn't buy anything today - Anyone have an SKS they wanna get rid of?

StcChief
01-27-2009, 06:09 PM
the call it dope for a reason.

rad
01-27-2009, 06:14 PM
I would have fucked with him. Start talking to him backwards or something.

kstater
01-27-2009, 06:14 PM
Genious probably used air freshner and thought it would work.

Scorp
01-27-2009, 06:16 PM
I think you are gay, you rubbed a man's ass.

DenverChief
01-27-2009, 06:17 PM
I think you are gay, you rubbed a man's ass.

LMAO

kstater
01-27-2009, 06:18 PM
I think you are gay, you rubbed a man's ass.

ROFL

PastorMikH
01-27-2009, 06:18 PM
I exit the store pondering to myself what kind of wonderful decision this guy is going to make high as a kite to buy a "purdy ring" for his lady friend.


No matter how big the rock, how nice the ring is, or how much you spend, if she finds out you bought it at a pawn shop - a used ring that some other woman had on her finger until the relationship died - it WON'T be a "wonderful decision".


As for the SKS, I sure wished I'd bought about 50 of them back when you could get them for $60. But, I didn't even buy one.

DenverChief
01-27-2009, 06:21 PM
As for the SKS, I sure wished I'd bought about 50 of them back when you could get them for $60. But, I didn't even buy one.

:banghead: Yeah I know they are going for about $300 and that is the cheapest "assualt" rifle you can find right now...

Rain Man
01-27-2009, 06:22 PM
I find social strata to be quite intriguing. Somewhere there's a woman who looks at that guy and thinks, "What did I do to deserve a wonderful, wonderful man like that?"

Over-Head
01-27-2009, 06:22 PM
Note to self:
"never smoke "skunk" prior to pawn shop browsing"

Bi_polar
01-27-2009, 06:22 PM
“Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance.”

DenverChief
01-27-2009, 06:23 PM
I find social strata to be quite intriguing. Somewhere there's a woman who looks at that guy and thinks, "What did I do to deserve a wonderful, wonderful man like that?"


LMAO LMAO

Scorp
01-27-2009, 06:23 PM
Somewhere there's a woman who looks at that guy and thinks, "What did I do to deserve a wonderful, wonderful man like that?"

Where do you find such women? I think I need to trade my wife in.

DaKCMan AP
01-27-2009, 06:26 PM
http://www.liquidmatrix.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/mackey.png

Mr. Flopnuts
01-27-2009, 06:31 PM
That guy's smoking weed, and you're looking for an assault rifle. Who's really more likely to end up in prison?

blueballs
01-27-2009, 06:32 PM
Are you helping to support some drug habits
shopping at pawn shops
nothing against pawn shops but that's part of it

DenverChief
01-27-2009, 06:34 PM
That guy's smoking weed, and you're looking for an assault rifle. Who's really more likely to end up in prison?
you really have no Idea what you are talking about do you?

DenverChief
01-27-2009, 06:35 PM
Are you helping to support some drug habits
shopping at pawn shops
nothing against pawn shops but that's part of it

I support the terrorists when I buy gas too...

Mr. Flopnuts
01-27-2009, 06:35 PM
you really have no Idea what you are talking about do you?

Sarcasm must not read well on the internet officer. But I'm glad that my idea was important enough for you to capitalize it.

Over-Head
01-27-2009, 06:38 PM
Sarcasm must not read well on the internet officer. But I'm glad that my idea was important enough for you to capitalize it.

Both of ya need to smoke a bowl or two and fire off a few hundred rounds :thumb:

KCChiefsMan
01-27-2009, 06:39 PM
buying a purdy ring for your gurlz >>>> paying for your 7 kids child support to your 7 different baby mamas

blueballs
01-27-2009, 06:40 PM
I support the terrorists when I buy gas too...

as long as you're equal opportunity
it's all good

Iowanian
01-27-2009, 06:41 PM
You're pretty late to the long rifle party....prices are up, stock is down since Obama became the candidate. Biden is much worse.

Try pricing .223...hell, any ammo.

Iowanian
01-27-2009, 06:44 PM
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Rain Man
01-27-2009, 06:45 PM
Where do you find such women? I think I need to trade my wife in.

Pawn shops are a good place to start.

rad
01-27-2009, 06:51 PM
I had been wanting a stainless S&W 357 revolver 4" barrel for the longest.

I went out and bought a used one on Nov. 5th

DenverChief
01-27-2009, 07:02 PM
You're pretty late to the long rifle party....prices are up, stock is down since Obama became the candidate. Biden is much worse.

Try pricing .223...hell, any ammo.

yeah I know I had to wait for taxes....I did buy a box of 10 Federal 2 3/4ths 12 guage slugs for $7 at walmart today...that was nice...and I bought 50 Rounds of bird shot for $10

DenverChief
01-27-2009, 07:02 PM
I had been wanting a stainless S&W 357 revolver 4" barrel for the longest.

I went out and bought a used one on Nov. 5th


Damn I have a friend trying to dump his 66-1 S&W .357

kstater
01-27-2009, 07:03 PM
yeah I know I had to wait for taxes....I did buy a box of 10 Federal 2 3/4ths 12 guage slugs for $7 at walmart today...that was nice...and I bought 50 Rounds of bird shot for $10

At least you're not having to buy steel shot, price has gone up a ton the last couple years.

DaKCMan AP
01-27-2009, 07:05 PM
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rad
01-27-2009, 07:05 PM
Damn I have a friend trying to dump his 66-1 S&W .357

Mine's a 65.


I think I'm going for a brand new .45 semi auto next.

stevieray
01-27-2009, 07:07 PM
you went to a pawn shop and saw people you think are beneath you?

...do you find this out of the ordinary?

KCUnited
01-27-2009, 07:10 PM
Help a brotha out next time.

http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/2442/2233258802a61acd9cb7odo8.png (http://imageshack.us)

Iowanian
01-27-2009, 07:17 PM
You know, I think I saw this story in Pulp Fiction. Marcellus Wallace was pretty pissed off after the barrel time.

Rain Man
01-27-2009, 07:24 PM
At least you're not having to buy steel shot, price has gone up a ton the last couple years.

There's so much more that needs to be shot now.

DenverChief
01-27-2009, 07:40 PM
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:LOL:

Radar Chief
01-27-2009, 09:00 PM
Damn I have a friend trying to dump his 66-1 S&W .357

Oh you do?:hmmm:

go bowe
01-27-2009, 09:02 PM
hey jay...

good to see you hangin' out with us again...

have you really made it to lt. already?

that's great...

btw, best wishes for you and yours...

hope you had a wonderful Christmas and New Year...

DenverChief
01-27-2009, 10:50 PM
hey jay...

good to see you hangin' out with us again...

have you really made it to lt. already?

that's great...

btw, best wishes for you and yours...

hope you had a wonderful Christmas and New Year...


hey thanks, glad to see you too...I'm workin on being an LT in the National Guard

KCrockaholic
01-27-2009, 11:02 PM
Some weird people in Colorado... Us here in the springs even have a church named 'Church of the most high' ...aweful ironic if you ask me.

Darth CarlSatan
01-27-2009, 11:12 PM
That guy's smoking weed, and you're looking for an assault rifle. Who's really more likely to end up in prison?

The sad thing is, you'll do more time for the weed than the gun.

You dangerous, Cheeto-eating motherfucker.:evil: