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Mr. Plow
01-29-2009, 10:41 AM
Raccoon bites off Russian man's penis after rape bid


A RAGING raccoon has bitten off a pervert's penis as he tried to rape the animal.
Alexander Kirilov, 44, was on a drunken weekend with friends when he leapt on the terrified animal, The Sun (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2172612.ece) reports.

“When I saw the raccoon I thought I’d have some fun,” he told stunned casualty surgeons in Moscow.

Now Russian plastic surgeons are trying to restore his mangled manhood.



http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,24974407-663,00.html



http://www.saynotocrack.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/raccoon.jpg

Frosty
01-29-2009, 10:44 AM
A RAGING raccoon has bitten off a pervert's penis as he tried to rape the animal

:eek: Is this a common occurrence in Russia?

RJ
01-29-2009, 10:47 AM
Raccoon bites off Russian man's penis after rape bid


A RAGING raccoon has bitten off a pervert's penis as he tried to rape the animal.
Alexander Kirilov, 44, was on a drunken weekend with friends when he leapt on the terrified animal, The Sun (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2172612.ece) reports.

“When I saw the raccoon I thought I’d have some fun,” he told stunned casualty surgeons in Moscow.

Now Russian plastic surgeons are trying to restore his mangled manhood.



Sure, it's all fun and games until somebody gets his penis ripped from his body by a wild raccoon.

Pioli Zombie
01-29-2009, 10:55 AM
that it! Im going to stop having sex with racoons. If I had known this could happen I never would have gotten into the habit in the first place.

Fish
01-29-2009, 11:00 AM
http://www.americanheadhunters.com/jpg/raccoonos.jpg

Donger
01-29-2009, 11:04 AM
Silly Russian. He should've gone after the beaver.

SCChief
01-29-2009, 11:17 AM
Silly Russian. He should've gone after the beaver.

Yeah... the beaver would have just bitten his nipple off.

Frosty
01-29-2009, 11:19 AM
Silly Russian. He should've gone after the beaver.

:mad:

seclark
01-29-2009, 11:28 AM
vodka's a helluva drink.

Redrum_69
01-29-2009, 11:45 AM
Theres so many ways you can go with this.

but i dont want to piss anyone off today

MatriculatingHank
01-29-2009, 11:48 AM
http://www.americanheadhunters.com/jpg/raccoonos.jpg

There were a few old men in my home town who used to take those and turn them into "coon dick toothpicks" Honest...:eek:

Thig Lyfe
01-29-2009, 12:05 PM
Ew... What's with the superfluous apostrophe?

Katipan
01-29-2009, 12:08 PM
I bet the raccoon was asking for it

evolve27
01-29-2009, 12:09 PM
Theres so many ways you can go with this.

but i dont want to piss anyone off today

Studies show that African Americans tend more promiscuous than the general population, but the thread title is pretty demeaning.

seclark
01-29-2009, 12:10 PM
I bet the raccoon was asking for it

i heard somewhere that they wash everything they eat.
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Katipan
01-29-2009, 12:12 PM
Studies show that African Americans tend more promiscuous than the general population...

Really??

Skip Towne
01-29-2009, 12:17 PM
Theres so many ways you can go with this.

but i dont want to piss anyone off today

That's just for today, right?

Demonpenz
01-29-2009, 12:22 PM
He must have had a thing for tammy faye baker

Mr. Plow
01-29-2009, 12:23 PM
Ew... What's with the superfluous apostrophe?

I'll u'se them' whe're'ev'er I' w'a'n't' to'.

Mr. Laz
01-29-2009, 12:49 PM
Sure, it's all fun and games until somebody gets his penis ripped from his body by a wild raccoon.

ROFLROFL

buddha
01-29-2009, 12:59 PM
I guess the dude (er, former dude) got tired of sex with the domesticated animals. Decided to take a walk on the wild side. Maybe something without teeth would have worked better?

kstater
01-29-2009, 01:02 PM
He was trying to win the Darwin award, but was too stupid to win.

bowener
01-29-2009, 01:06 PM
Thats what you get for chasing the coon poon.

bowener
01-29-2009, 01:09 PM
I guess the dude (er, former dude) got tired of sex with the domesticated animals. Decided to take a walk on the wild side. Maybe something without teeth would have worked better?

Im having trouble thinking of toothless wild animals that you might fuck. Can you help me with this?

Turtles? That seems like a worse idea.
Birds... cant see that working.

Thats about all the time I want to spend right now....

seclark
01-29-2009, 01:09 PM
it did say the guy was drunk. maybe he just mistook the raccoon for a possum. i could see how that would happen.
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blueballs
01-29-2009, 01:53 PM
bit it off
must have been a white russian

Katipan
01-29-2009, 01:56 PM
Im having trouble thinking of toothless wild animals that you might ****. Can you help me with this?

Turtles? That seems like a worse idea.
Birds... cant see that working.

Thats about all the time I want to spend right now....

Anteaters!

philfree
01-29-2009, 02:07 PM
This reminds of a friend of mine who told me about a guy he knew that kept a coon dick necklace hanging from the mirror of his jeep. Some old indian wise tale about keeping away evil spirits or something. Don't know how many coons you'd have to kill to make a necklace but.......

PhilFree:arrow: