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Mr. Plow
01-29-2009, 12:28 PM
What are you doing for your sig other?


My wedding anniversary is on Feb. 12, so I'm taking my wife to KC for a night or two to stay at the Chateau Avalon.

Bugeater
01-29-2009, 12:30 PM
Words cannot express how badly I despise this farce of a holiday.

seclark
01-29-2009, 12:31 PM
not real big on valentines gifts...maybe a card and flowers sent to her office. it's on a saturday this year and that's the same day as our polar bear plunge. i might let her warm me up after i get out of the water.
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Demonpenz
01-29-2009, 12:32 PM
we always do something romantic like she licks my ass while I am giving her a cincinnati bow tie

Sure-Oz
01-29-2009, 12:32 PM
We don't celebrate V-Day....

Since our anniversary is the 13th

Pestilence
01-29-2009, 12:33 PM
I'm giving her a pearl necklace. I'll leave it up to you to decide exactly which one she's getting.

Goapics1
01-29-2009, 12:34 PM
while I am giving her a cincinnati bow tie

WTF is that? Plz explain.

Mr. Plow
01-29-2009, 12:36 PM
we always do something romantic like she licks my ass while I am giving her a cincinnati bow tie

ROFL

Mr. Plow
01-29-2009, 12:37 PM
We don't celebrate V-Day....

Since our anniversary is the 13th

We are the same way. We kind of roll it all into one.

Mr. Plow
01-29-2009, 12:37 PM
WTF is that? Plz explain.


Link NSFW due to language....no pics.


http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cincinnati+bowtie

Goapics1
01-29-2009, 12:39 PM
Link NSFW

Does me no good. Cant give me a clean version?

Demonpenz
01-29-2009, 12:39 PM
Cincinnati bow tie is when I am Boobie banging a girl in the opposite direction where my ass is in her face and my balls rest on her neck like a red bowtie.

Mr. Plow
01-29-2009, 12:39 PM
Link NSFW due to language....no pics.


http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cincinnati+bowtie


I just read the descriptions.....there are MANY different types of Cincinnati Bow Ties.

HC_Chief
01-29-2009, 12:40 PM
Taking her to Maui for a week :thumb:

NOTE: the trip is NOT for VT; that Hallmark-manufactured holiday just happens to fall in the week we'll be there.

Goapics1
01-29-2009, 12:40 PM
Cincinnati bow tie is when I am Boobie banging a girl in the opposite direction where my ass is in her face and my balls rest on her neck like a red bowtie.

interesting

Mr. Plow
01-29-2009, 12:40 PM
Cincinnati bow tie is when I am Boobie banging a girl in the opposite direction where my ass is in her face and my balls rest on her neck like a red bowtie.

Or.....

<table id="entries"><tbody><tr><td class="word">cincinnati bowtie </td> <td class="tools" id="tools_1718691"> 125 up (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cincinnati+bowtie#), 1460 down (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cincinnati+bowtie#) http://www.urbandictionary.com/images/thumbsup.gif (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cincinnati+bowtie#)http://www.urbandictionary.com/images/thumbsdown.gif (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cincinnati+bowtie#) </td> </tr> <tr> <td>
</td> <td class="text" colspan="2"> The Cincinnati Bowtie is when you take a hot steamy poop on a womans upperbreast or neck, then sit down so it squishes outward in a bowtie direction.
</td></tr></tbody></table>

Demonpenz
01-29-2009, 12:40 PM
Honestly during bowtie fitting becareful you have wacked off before our you might throw Tarter sauce on her pink clam

HC_Chief
01-29-2009, 12:43 PM
W O W

I wandered into the wrong thread! :Lin:

PhillyChiefFan
01-29-2009, 12:43 PM
ROFL

Demonpenz
01-29-2009, 12:43 PM
I don't like to poop on girls anymore, call it old age or whatever. One other thing is when you try the houdini and you spin on your valintines back and she turns around (luv stop reading) and you cum on your valintines face, it is not nessessary to go TA DA like a magical person on stage, they figured out it is the semen from the demon



Or.....

<table id="entries"><tbody><tr><td class="word">cincinnati bowtie </td> <td class="tools" id="tools_1718691"> 125 up (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cincinnati+bowtie#), 1460 down (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cincinnati+bowtie#) http://www.urbandictionary.com/images/thumbsup.gif (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cincinnati+bowtie#)http://www.urbandictionary.com/images/thumbsdown.gif (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cincinnati+bowtie#) </td> </tr> <tr> <td>
</td> <td class="text" colspan="2"> The Cincinnati Bowtie is when you take a hot steamy poop on a womans upperbreast or neck, then sit down so it squishes outward in a bowtie direction.
</td></tr></tbody></table>

Fish
01-29-2009, 12:43 PM
http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r43/One_three_bravo/Valentines_day_sucks1.jpg

Fish
01-29-2009, 12:46 PM
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/125/390242855_a107ca92ce.jpg?v=0

Bugeater
01-29-2009, 12:46 PM
Wow, this thread went straight into the side of a mountain. Damn.

Pestilence
01-29-2009, 12:47 PM
Wow, this thread went straight into the side of a mountain. Damn.

What do you expect? Mr. Plow started it. :D

Mr. Plow
01-29-2009, 12:48 PM
Yeah. Not quite what I intended.

Demonpenz
01-29-2009, 12:49 PM
when the chiefs were at the peak I used to give my girl the DT chop where she is laying on her side and you are working it but you count to 5 and swat downward at her tits

BigRedChief
01-29-2009, 12:49 PM
What are you doing for your sig other?


My wedding anniversary is on Feb. 12, so I'm taking my wife to KC for a night or two to stay at the Chateau Avalon.
That place is awsome!

Nzoner
01-29-2009, 12:50 PM
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Demonpenz
01-29-2009, 12:50 PM
other times you Would sneak up on her in the shower get her from behind pressing her face against the glass so she couldn't look back. I would then shout out PAAAAASSSS. God I loved giving her the bartee

Mr. Plow
01-29-2009, 12:53 PM
That place is awsome!

That's what I've heard. Someone on here recommended it. Might have been you....or Nzoner....can't remember right off the top of my head.

I booked the "Camelot" room.

BigRedChief
01-29-2009, 12:54 PM
That's what I've heard. Someone on here recommended it. Might have been you....or Nzoner....can't remember right off the top of my head.

I booked the "Camelot" room.
they are sold out on valentines day and most holidays months in advance.

Mr. Plow
01-29-2009, 12:56 PM
they are sold out on valentines day and most holidays months in advance.

Ya, I booked mine a couple months ago just to be safe.

Delano
01-29-2009, 01:00 PM
My wife always asks for hints about gifts.

For Valentine's day I told her to expect an assortment of diamonds, rubies, and emeralds.

It will be great to see the look on her face when she opens up her present and it is a burned copy of jewel quest that I downloaded.

Demonpenz
01-29-2009, 01:02 PM
My wife always asks for hints about gifts.

For Valentine's day I told her to expect an assortment of diamonds, rubies, and emeralds.

It will be great to see the look on her face when she opens up her present and it is a burned copy of jewel quest that I downloaded.

damn that is a good joke I can't think of one right now, but it would be sweet to make up a joke about giving her a copy of oregan trail

tooge
01-29-2009, 01:06 PM
taking the Mrs to a four course dinner that has wine paired with each course. We did it last year and it was a blast. We go with a few other couples and it kinda turns into a drinkfest. I am gonna offer to be the DD since I have really cut back on drinking. So, maybe I can get lucky.

rad
01-29-2009, 01:15 PM
other times you Would sneak up on her in the shower get her from behind pressing her face against the glass so she couldn't look back. I would then shout out PAAAAASSSS. God I loved giving her the bartee

That's just.........wrong.

Donger
01-29-2009, 01:17 PM
I'm getting the wife a puppy.

kindra68
01-29-2009, 01:46 PM
I will be sitting on the couch; drooling on myself from the root canal I will have had the previous day, thus giving the guy I’m shackin up with hours of entertainment.

Mr. Plow
01-29-2009, 01:52 PM
I will be sitting on the couch; drooling on myself from the root canal I will have had the previous day, thus giving the guy I’m shackin up with hours of entertainment.

So your mouth may be numb, huh? Or you'll be out of it on some pain meds.

kaplin42
01-29-2009, 02:02 PM
I will be sitting on the couch; drooling on myself from the root canal I will have had the previous day, thus giving the guy Iím shackin up with hours of entertainment.

HAWT!!!!

blueballs
01-29-2009, 02:07 PM
Chocolate cherry
I get to watch

tooge
01-29-2009, 02:08 PM
I will be sitting on the couch; drooling on myself from the root canal I will have had the previous day, thus giving the guy Iím shackin up with hours of entertainment.

Maybe he will numb you up again. Numbnumbnumbnumbnumb.

Katipan
01-29-2009, 02:59 PM
I'm getting the wife a puppy.

Something tiny, white, purse sized and yippie?

I think we're going to Chicago. I've never been further east than Cedar Rapids.

Oh wait. Atlanta for one night. Nm.

Donger
01-29-2009, 03:02 PM
Something tiny, white, purse sized and yippie?

I think we're going to Chicago. I've never been further east than Cedar Rapids.

Oh wait. Atlanta for one night. Nm.

Doberman.

Johnny Vegas
01-29-2009, 03:03 PM
I got to say I'm not a fan. Just another holiday that takes money out of a man's pocket. It was a holiday I liked in school because there was a school dance for it and I got to dance with the ladies which was the only thing I looked forward to.

DeezNutz
01-29-2009, 03:03 PM
I don't like to poop on girls anymore, call it old age or whatever. One other thing is when you try the houdini and you spin on your valintines back and she turns around (luv stop reading) and you cum on your valintines face, it is not nessessary to go TA DA like a magical person on stage, they figured out it is the semen from the demon

other times you Would sneak up on her in the shower get her from behind pressing her face against the glass so she couldn't look back. I would then shout out PAAAAASSSS. God I loved giving her the bartee

ROFL

DeezNutz
01-29-2009, 03:04 PM
What are you doing for your sig other?


My wedding anniversary is on Feb. 12, so I'm taking my wife to KC for a night or two to stay at the Chateau Avalon.

Shaving my balls.

Katipan
01-29-2009, 03:06 PM
Doberman.

I've seen some mini yippie dobermans. :p

Something she's been wanting, or are you just Mr. Wonderful?

Katipan
01-29-2009, 03:07 PM
Shaving my balls.

Don't waste a birthday gift on Valentines day.

Donger
01-29-2009, 03:08 PM
I've seen some mini yippie dobermans. :p

Something she's been wanting, or are you just Mr. Wonderful?

Yes.

DeezNutz
01-29-2009, 03:22 PM
Don't waste a birthday gift on Valentines day.

Yearly tradition.

I'm locked in.

luv
01-29-2009, 03:31 PM
I don't like to poop on girls anymore, call it old age or whatever. One other thing is when you try the houdini and you spin on your valintines back and she turns around (luv stop reading) and you cum on your valintines face, it is not nessessary to go TA DA like a magical person on stage, they figured out it is the semen from the demon

You don't poop anymore? Not even for me?

phillip
01-29-2009, 04:10 PM
My fiance and I are going to White Castle.

On v-day, you have to make a reservation and they have the tables all decorated with cloths, candles, confetti etc. You have a server instead of ordering at the counter.

She surprised me with it last year and I got a kick out of it, so we're doing it again. I love White Castle, so it makes for a pretty humorous/fun time.

Jilly
01-29-2009, 04:15 PM
meh

Fritz88
01-29-2009, 04:17 PM
we always do something romantic like she licks my ass while I am giving her a cincinnati bow tie

wtff

RedNeckRaider
01-29-2009, 06:35 PM
The greatest Hallmark holiday of them all! The people who sell cards created a day where you must prove you love someone even though if you have any kind of relationship at all, they already know. Hurry go buy flowers and cards and maybe she will stay with you :rolleyes:

luv
01-29-2009, 08:07 PM
Valentine's Day gives single people another reason to feel miserable.

KCUnited
01-29-2009, 08:45 PM
Valentine's Day gives single people another reason to feel miserable.

I won't go into the cliche, 'back when I was singe' rant, but I believe VDay to be one of the best nights to be single in the calender.

Count Zarth
01-29-2009, 08:49 PM
I'll be alone.

Bugeater
01-29-2009, 09:35 PM
I'll be alone.
It's one day that you're better off for it.

Sam Hall
01-29-2009, 09:53 PM
har har har


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kstater
01-30-2009, 04:16 AM
Valentine's Day gives single people another reason to feel miserable.

Well, you're a chick. Valentine's day gives single men a chance to laugh at all the shmucks suckered into spending too much money for single lay.

KCtotheSB
01-30-2009, 05:03 AM
Getting her a $200 necklace she's wanted for a while. Might be a bit too extreme for Valentine's Day for some, but considering she's currently having brain surgery to remove some of her epilepsy, she deserves that...and much more.

kindra68
01-30-2009, 07:28 AM
So your mouth may be numb, huh? Or you'll be out of it on some pain meds.
meh,i told him if i was passed out to just roll me over, but don't forget to spit on it.

Mr. Plow
01-30-2009, 07:33 AM
meh,i told him if i was passed out to just roll me over, but don't forget to spit on it.

Spit on it?!? You take it the way God gave it.

kindra68
01-30-2009, 07:34 AM
HAWT!!!!

haha,Well I just thought one or two days of uncontrollable drooling and loritabs would be better than whining and chipmunk BJís for the next year or so.

Mr. Plow
01-30-2009, 07:35 AM
Chipmunk bj's....is that anything like trying to rape a raccoon?

bogey
01-30-2009, 07:38 AM
We have cut back on our expenses this year. One place my wife cut back on was going to a salon for highlights and getting her roots done. She's been doing it herself. I'm going to draw her a gift certicicate to go to her favorite salon for a hair day.

Demonpenz
01-30-2009, 07:46 AM
We have cut back on our expenses this year. One place my wife cut back on was going to a salon for highlights and getting her roots done. She's been doing it herself. I'm going to draw her a gift certicicate to go to her favorite salon for a hair day.


lil' wayne cd included?

kindra68
01-30-2009, 07:59 AM
Chipmunk bj's....is that anything like trying to rape a raccoon?
naaa i don't always use my teeth