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jAZ
02-01-2009, 05:17 PM
delete

Basileus777
02-01-2009, 05:18 PM
Free tickets for you and your friends to travel to the game to watch your team in the Superbowl.

I can watch the Superbowl any year at home or at a bar, and while I voted for Obama, I'd rather watch the game in person that in DC with him.

Bwana
02-01-2009, 05:20 PM
Pinko

Basileus777
02-01-2009, 05:21 PM
DaFace will enjoy this.

burt
02-01-2009, 05:25 PM
I'd watch it with Obama....and I didn't vote for him.

Mr. Flopnuts
02-01-2009, 07:33 PM
What the fuck is going on in here?

FAX
02-01-2009, 09:37 PM
I was thinking about that beer bottle counting song. You know ... the one that goes, "99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer. Take one down, pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall.", etc. Then, it occurred to me why they chose beer bottles over fruit flies when they wrote that song. Because, if they had used fruit flies, by the time they got to 97 or 96 fruit flies on the wall, there would be about 18,096 fruit flies on the wall and you would have to start the next verse from there and by the time you got to say ... 4,560 fruit flies on the wall, there would be maybe 743,040,232 fruit flies on the wall because fruit flies reproduce at alarming rates, reaching sexual maturity in about 10 days or so and having untold gobs of offspring ("untold gobs" being a term used by experts in the biological sciences). This means, of course, that one would have to use either really young fruit flies or sing really fast to ever make it through the entire song.

FAX

Baconeater
02-01-2009, 10:19 PM
I was thinking about that beer bottle counting song. You know ... the one that goes, "99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer. Take one down, pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall.", etc. Then, it occurred to me why they chose beer bottles over fruit flies when they wrote that song. Because, if they had used fruit flies, by the time they got to 97 or 96 fruit flies on the wall, there would be about 18,096 fruit flies on the wall and you would have to start the next verse from there and by the time you got to say ... 4,560 fruit flies on the wall, there would be maybe 743,040,232 fruit flies on the wall because fruit flies reproduce at alarming rates, reaching sexual maturity in about 10 days or so and having untold gobs of offspring ("untold gobs" being a term used by experts in the biological sciences). This means, of course, that one would have to use either really young fruit flies or sing really fast to ever make it through the entire song.

FAX

This.

Mr. Flopnuts
02-01-2009, 10:20 PM
Que?

cdcox
02-01-2009, 10:20 PM
This.

LMAO