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MikeMaslowski
02-02-2009, 05:00 PM
I say that when I don't like someone. Don't really know why, just do. Well, there is this gossip ass female that lives in our neighborhood and about 3 weeks ago I said my coveted phrase to my wife about her. Well, she got hit by a van walking to the store yesterday and broke her arm and hit her head pretty good. WTF? I hope it was a coincidence, I almost feel like an asshole.

on that note...

I hope the Chiefs win the next 5 Super Bowls.

Have a beer on me...and dont get hit by a truck...
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Guess I should pose a question...

Does anyone here believe in psychics?
kstater
02-02-2009, 05:01 PM
Hopefully Hamas' Jenkins saying doesn't catch on.
MagicHef
02-02-2009, 05:08 PM
I hope it was a coincidence

That depends on whether or not you were driving the van.
Scorp
02-02-2009, 05:12 PM
I say that when I don't like someone. Don't really know why, just do. Well, there is this gossip ass female that lives in our neighborhood and about 3 weeks ago I said my coveted phrase to my wife about her. Well, she got hit by a van walking to the store yesterday and broke her arm and hit her head pretty good. WTF? I hope it was a coincidence, I almost feel like an asshole.




You need to sharpen those powers.............It is a gift, a wonderful gift. Keep using it.:D
KCCHIEFS27
02-02-2009, 05:17 PM
Hmm, do you happen to have NPD?
Dave Lane
02-02-2009, 06:22 PM
Does anyone here believe in psychics?



No but I do believe in Physics...
cap1200am
02-02-2009, 07:18 PM
If you think that is freaky, I got one that is sports related.

Back when I was in college, my friends and I were watching the Redskins play in the commons room. Well, one of my friends said, "I hate Joe Theismann, I hope he breaks his leg." Of course, a couple of plays later, Joe got the hit that busted his leg and ended his career. :eek: My friend turned three shades of white and felt so bad that for three days he would ask "Did I do that?"

Just goes to show - be careful what you ask for, you might just get it.
Frankie
02-02-2009, 09:19 PM
I hope the Chiefs win the next 5 Super Bowls.

Hey, 5 of the next 6 is just fine with me.
blueballs
02-02-2009, 10:05 PM
it's okay her favorite expression was
worthless as a limp dicked pool boy
ClevelandBronco
02-02-2009, 10:11 PM
Get hit by a truck.
ClevelandBronco
02-02-2009, 10:15 PM
I wish I could just ignore Scorp's avatar rather than having to ignore Scorp entirely.
Ultra Peanut
02-03-2009, 01:59 AM
Hopefully Hamas' Jenkins saying doesn't catch on.No, it really should.
Ultra Peanut
02-03-2009, 01:59 AM
I wish I could just ignore Scorp's avatar rather than having to ignore Scorp entirely.You're missing absolutely nothing.
Scorp
02-03-2009, 06:37 AM
You're missing absolutely nothing.


Well fuck you too asshole! :D
Gonzo
02-03-2009, 08:16 AM
I say that when I don't like someone. Don't really know why, just do. Well, there is this gossip ass female that lives in our neighborhood and about 3 weeks ago I said my coveted phrase to my wife about her. Well, she got hit by a van walking to the store yesterday and broke her arm and hit her head pretty good. WTF? I hope it was a coincidence, I almost feel like an asshole.

on that note...

I hope the Chiefs win the next 5 Super Bowls.

Have a beer on me...and dont get hit by a truck...
-----------------------------------------
Guess I should pose a question...

Does anyone here believe in psychics?


ROFL

Quick.....Say the following,

I hope Gonzo's sister in law gets hit by a truck, then violated by the 35 Immigrants inside the truck until every oraface is infected with parasites.

SAY IT DAMN YOU!