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Count Alex's Wins
02-04-2009, 09:46 PM
http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/18637190/detail.html#-

COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. -- A surveillance picture released by police Wednesday afternoon shows a man armed with what appears to be a small Klingon sword, holding up a 7-Eleven convenience store.

That same man robbed another 7-Eleven store store a half-hour later, and remains at large, Colorado Springs police Lt. David Whitlock said.

The first robbery was reported at 1:50 a.m., at 145 N Spruce St. The clerk told police a white man in his 20s, wearing a black mask, black jacket, and blue jeans, entered the store with a weapon the clerk recognized from the Star Trek TV series.

The robber demanded money and left with an undisclosed amount.

A half hour later, police received a call from a 7-Eleven at 2407 N. Union Blvd., where a man matching the previous description entered the store with a similar weapon. He also demanded money from the store clerk. The clerk refused and the robber "transported" himself out of the store on foot.

Both clerks described the weapon as a Star Trek Klingon-type sword, called a "bat'leth."

Neither clerk was injured in the robberies.

The Startrek.com Web site describes the Klingon weapon as crescent-shaped and about a yard long. However, the weapon that the man was wielding appears to be smaller than that. The bat'leth has points on both ends, two points in between and a handle on the outside.

Police said they don't know if the sword used by the robber was made of metal.

Klingons were warlike enemies of the good-guy United Federation of Planets in the original "Star Trek" series but were allies in "Star Trek: The Next Generation."

Johnny Vegas
02-04-2009, 09:49 PM
sounds like you were high on butt hash again and blacked out. again.

Count Alex's Wins
02-04-2009, 09:49 PM
Please. You know damn well I would have used a lightsaber.

Bob Dole
02-04-2009, 09:51 PM
haha. Repost.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=201723

Johnny Vegas
02-04-2009, 09:56 PM
Please. You know damn well I would have used a lightsaber.

:doh!: lightsaber is the real mothafuckin' deal, but so is butt hash!

blueballs
02-04-2009, 10:12 PM
I had no idea
7-11 stores still existed

Redrum_69
02-04-2009, 10:45 PM
This is what happens to an ex-head coach of the Broncos

Valiant
02-04-2009, 10:51 PM
haha. Repost.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=201723

And you posted a picture to..

Lonewolf Ed
02-04-2009, 11:18 PM
That robber has no honor!

QuikSsurfer
02-04-2009, 11:22 PM
And you posted a picture to..

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jidar
02-05-2009, 07:38 AM
I wonder if he's any good at Klingon Boggle