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mikeyis4dcats.
02-05-2009, 10:56 AM
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SHEYLA Hershey's massive 38KKK breasts have been declared the world?s biggest boob job.

The 28-year-old American housewife and model has undergone nine ops to get her amazing figure.

And even though medics have warned that her breasts are in danger of exploding, she does not seem to care.

Sheyla, from Houston, Texas, said: To me, big is beautiful. I don?t think I have anything to worry about.

She had to go to Brazil for her last op after US doctors refused to carry out any more surgery on her Now Sheyla is in the record books for having the largest breasts implants ever.

Her British ex-boyfriend started paying for her plastic surgery, but she left him after he begged her to stop.

She said: I loved him very much but I had to leave him to follow my dream.

Sheyla appears on The World's Most Enhanced Woman And Me, next Wednesday on C4, at 10pm.

Scorp
02-05-2009, 10:58 AM
Always follow your dreams.

Goapics1
02-05-2009, 10:59 AM
Always follow your dreams.

Makin' daddy proud.

rockymtnchief
02-05-2009, 10:59 AM
Her IQ isn't 156:shake:

DeezNutz
02-05-2009, 10:59 AM
Role models come in many forms.

Nixhex
02-05-2009, 11:00 AM
Not a fan of boobs that could knock me out during sex.

Gonzo
02-05-2009, 11:01 AM
That's disgusting. (IMO)

seclark
02-05-2009, 11:01 AM
poser...mine are natural!
sin,

CoMoChief
02-05-2009, 11:01 AM
Not a fan of boobs that could knock me out during sex.

Great MMA training.

raybec 4
02-05-2009, 11:03 AM
I believe this woman to be an inspiration to all people, everywhere. If you can't waste an incredible amount of cash to make yourself look like shit what has the world come to.

Hog Farmer
02-05-2009, 11:05 AM
I'll bet there's posters on here with bigger.

raybec 4
02-05-2009, 11:06 AM
I'll bet there's posters on here with bigger.

But are they female??

Pestilence
02-05-2009, 11:06 AM
Look....boobs are great and I have no problem when a girl goes and gets them because they want them for themselves. But this is fucking retarded. She's going to regret it when one of them pops or gives her health problems.

FWIW....I bet her nipples are stretched out to the size of dinner plates.

MTG#10
02-05-2009, 11:07 AM
That's disgusting. (IMO)

Very.

blueballs
02-05-2009, 11:10 AM
the lengths some women will go to
to get out of giving a blow job

mikeyis4dcats.
02-05-2009, 11:11 AM
seems to me I've seen bigger in my youth, but who knows.

Goapics1
02-05-2009, 11:11 AM
I wonder if this is one Demonpenz would consider giving a Cincinnati bowtie to?

MOhillbilly
02-05-2009, 11:13 AM
poser...mine are natural!
sin,

HAHA.

my true love.
http://patdollard.com/wp-content/uploads/leopard-sales-sucking-teet1.jpg

Crush
02-05-2009, 11:15 AM
I am not a doctor, but that cannot be good for her back.

seclark
02-05-2009, 11:15 AM
HAHA.

my true love.
http://patdollard.com/wp-content/uploads/leopard-sales-sucking-teet1.jpg

does that sow have a apple logo on her side?
whatever, i guess...she's got to feed her kids.
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raybec 4
02-05-2009, 11:18 AM
does that sow have a apple logo on her side?
whatever, i guess...she's got to feed her kids.
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That's like the fighters with "Golden Palace.com" on their backs during a fight. Awesome.

Nixhex
02-05-2009, 11:21 AM
I am not a doctor, but that cannot be good for her back.


Dude, she had back problems.


Sin~

http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/080319/michael-cera_l.jpg

Micjones
02-05-2009, 11:24 AM
Holy mountainous mammaries, Batman!!!

I think a bromski's in order...

EyePod
02-05-2009, 11:24 AM
Look....boobs are great and I have no problem when a girl goes and gets them because they want them for themselves. But this is ****ing retarded. She's going to regret it when one of them pops or gives her health problems.

FWIW....I bet her nipples are stretched out to the size of dinner plates.

I'd love to see her on the street and just punch her in the chest... I think the line from Scary Movie 2 was:

"OPEN CHEST!" *punches girl in the chest* "See you later A-Cup!"

I'd just have to change it to "See you later KKK-Cup!"

And can anyone imagine her as the new spokeswoman for the Klan? I'm sure she could get a few people to join...

PhillyChiefFan
02-05-2009, 11:27 AM
She looks like she was hot before, why?

Sure-Oz
02-05-2009, 11:27 AM
That chick needs a reduction

Micjones
02-05-2009, 11:29 AM
I've seen video of this girl. She would be sexy sans the supersized implants.

MIAdragon
02-05-2009, 11:30 AM
Her website, more pics and some vids.

http://www.sheylahershey.net/

Myspace

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=210418091

Sam Hall
02-05-2009, 11:31 AM
There comes a point when they're too big, but she looks pretty attractive.

Katipan
02-05-2009, 11:32 AM
When have you ever seen a balloon and didn't think "PARTY!" ?? Balloons make people happy. This young lady is a noble vision of joy.

Jenson71
02-05-2009, 11:33 AM
I am not a doctor, but that cannot be good for her back.

I think that's exactly right. Some women need breast reductions because their body can't handle it. What I suspect will happen is that this lady will end up getting a reduction after the pain of simply walking around starts becoming unbearable. A lot of money spent on what will essentially be childhood memories of their mom's breast obession.

Stewie
02-05-2009, 11:50 AM
Wrestling two medicine balls during sex is not my idea of fun.

EyePod
02-05-2009, 11:51 AM
I think that's exactly right. Some women need breast reductions because their body can't handle it. What I suspect will happen is that this lady will end up getting a reduction after the pain of simply walking around starts becoming unbearable. A lot of money spent on what will essentially be childhood memories of their mom's breast obession.

I was just thinking that she could rig a a crane on wheels that could help with the support. I'm pretty sure that you should stop getting bigger breasts when your bras use metal chains instead of wire....

Thig Lyfe
02-05-2009, 12:22 PM
38KKK

White supremabreasts.

Micjones
02-05-2009, 12:23 PM
White suprematits.

FYP.

Bowser
02-05-2009, 12:23 PM
White supremabreasts.

We can shut this thread down now.

cabletech94
02-05-2009, 12:27 PM
Mmmmmm Beeeefy.

Fish
02-05-2009, 12:28 PM
Doggystyle with no hands.......

PhillyChiefFan
02-05-2009, 12:39 PM
White supremabreasts.

:clap:

nice.

Frazod
02-05-2009, 01:22 PM
Yummy.

Delano
02-05-2009, 01:25 PM
Doggystyle with no hands.......

Yeah and her shoulders will be higher off the bed than her ass.

Donger
02-05-2009, 01:25 PM
As if I needed another reason to dislike Houston.

Saccopoo
02-05-2009, 01:37 PM
Ms. Hershey, I would like to personally thank you for wasting my oxygen. I think that the world, with already seven billion people and counting, needs more idiots like you to consume it's resources, fill it's earth with refuse, pollute it's oceans, lakes and streams, and waste the bandwidth of the internets with pictures of your incredible, amazing and incomprehensible stupidity. I am glad to share a planet with a retard such as yourself.

Frazod
02-05-2009, 01:42 PM
Ms. Hershey, I would like to personally thank you for wasting my oxygen. I think that the world, with already seven billion people and counting, needs more idiots like you to consume it's resources, fill it's earth with refuse, pollute it's oceans, lakes and streams, and waste the bandwidth of the internets with pictures of your incredible, amazing and incomprehensible stupidity. I am glad to share a planet with a retard such as yourself.

You seem awfully angry over a gallon of silicone. LMAO

Katipan
02-05-2009, 01:45 PM
I thought porn was why bandwidth was invented.

bogey
02-05-2009, 02:05 PM
To each her own. I'm not a fan of overly enhanced breasts, but I'd still like to rub sun tan lotion on her.

Jilly
02-05-2009, 02:09 PM
she'll regret this....true story

Frazod
02-05-2009, 02:30 PM
she'll regret this....true story

Yeah, she'll be tripping over those bad boys 20 years from now.

Jilly
02-05-2009, 02:33 PM
Yeah, she'll be tripping over those bad boys 20 years from now.

or when she's laid up from having back surgery for the 5th times...

big girls are not too easy to carry around

CrazyPhuD
02-05-2009, 02:37 PM
I wonder if she keeps this in her purse just in case....

http://www.mgocaccessories.co.uk/acatalog/fixaflat.jpg

afchiefs
02-05-2009, 03:07 PM
Yeah, she'll be tripping over those bad boys 20 years from now.

I give her 5 yrs.

Jilly
02-05-2009, 03:09 PM
I give her 5 yrs.

gross

Emo_Channel_Rick
02-05-2009, 03:09 PM
Truly dissappointing that a pretty girl would do that to her fun bags. Consider this; if she ever gets them removed no amount of plastic surgery will make them look right again.

seclark
02-05-2009, 03:12 PM
Truly dissappointing that a pretty girl would do that to her fun bags. Consider this; if she ever gets them removed no amount of plastic surgery will make them look right again.

she probably doesn't even remember what they should look like. at least she's got something to set her book on when she reads.
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Emo_Channel_Rick
02-05-2009, 03:15 PM
she probably doesn't even remember what they should look like. at least she's got something to set her book on when she reads.
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Your probably right sir. But what makes you think that she can read? ROFL

Frosty
02-05-2009, 03:18 PM
I give her 5 yrs.

Assuming she doesn't accidentally fall asleep on her back and suffocate first.

seclark
02-05-2009, 03:18 PM
Your probably right sir. But what makes you think that she can read? ROFL

well...you got me there.
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luv
02-05-2009, 03:21 PM
There is a point where you become a freak, or side-show. She's going to regret it when she starts having back problems.

Nixhex
02-05-2009, 03:24 PM
Has anybody mentioned her having back problems yet?

seclark
02-05-2009, 03:25 PM
Has anybody mentioned her having back problems yet?

no, but that's a good point.
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Frosty
02-05-2009, 03:25 PM
Has anybody mentioned her having back problems yet?

Maybe she can get giant butt implants to counter-balance the weight.

big nasty kcnut
02-05-2009, 03:40 PM
That's too much. That's why i like tall girls. Their all real.
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El Jefe
02-05-2009, 03:45 PM
That's too much. That's why i like tall girls. Their all real.
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Que?

Molitoth
02-05-2009, 03:54 PM
How stupid. I love some nice size boobs, but too big is just rediculas.

raybec 4
02-05-2009, 04:08 PM
How stupid. I love some nice size boobs, but too big is just rediculas.

Not to mention the potential back problems.

88TG88
02-05-2009, 05:41 PM
Man, those can't be good for her back

kstater
02-05-2009, 05:43 PM
Gross

JuicesFlowing
02-05-2009, 05:43 PM
And even though medics have warned that her breasts are in danger of exploding, she does not seem to care.



I pray to God that scene never makes it on You Tube.

JuicesFlowing
02-05-2009, 05:44 PM
Not to mention how hilarious she'll look when she's 70.

Valiant
02-05-2009, 05:46 PM
There is a local pornstar here in KC with bigger boobs.. See if I can find her...

Micjones
02-05-2009, 06:22 PM
There is a local pornstar here in KC with bigger boobs.. See if I can find her...

No shit?

Surgically enhanced or natural?

Micjones
02-05-2009, 06:27 PM
Sheyla's got nothing on Norma Stitz.

72ZZZ...All natural...
http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh39/cleo_2007_2008/cover-01-23-08.jpg

AHAHAHAHA...

bevis369
02-05-2009, 07:29 PM
:Poke::Poke::Poke:%(/%(/:bang::bang:

PhillyChiefFan
02-05-2009, 07:32 PM
I give her 5 yrs.

Good lord, those straps have to be made from the trap wires off an aircraft carrier.

HemiEd
02-05-2009, 07:35 PM
seems to me I've seen bigger in my youth, but who knows.I know I have seen bigger, at a strip club on the North side of Wichita in the early 90s. Way bigger, some broad from out of town that was heavily promoted. Way bigger, not natural either.

Valiant
02-05-2009, 07:38 PM
No shit?

Surgically enhanced or natural?

Enhanced..

She used to come into my work all the time, and then one day I happened to see a video of hers.. Having trouble finding her site though..

Frazod
02-05-2009, 07:39 PM
I know I have seen bigger, at a strip club on the North side of Wichita in the early 90s. Way bigger, some broad from out of town that was heavily promoted. Way bigger, not natural either.

I saw Morgana (the big-tittled kissing bandit) at a strip joint in Milwaukee about 20 years ago. If hers were smaller than that, it wasn't by much.

She put on a helluva show - she actually crushed empty beer cans between her boobs. That was amazing. :D

HemiEd
02-05-2009, 07:42 PM
I saw Morgana (the big-tittled kissing bandit) at a strip joint in Milwaukee about 20 years ago. If hers were smaller than that, it wasn't by much.

She put on a helluva show - she actually crushed empty beer cans between her boobs. That was amazing. :D

She is the one that always ran on the field at the games, right? I thought she looked about right.:p

Frazod
02-05-2009, 07:45 PM
She is the one that always ran on the field at the games, right? I thought she looked about right.:p

That's the one.

And I concur. :thumb:

I had a Playboy with a spread of her in it. I brought it with me and she autographed it "To Tim, Your Breast Friend, Morgana." I think it's still in a box in the basement somewhere. :D

HemiEd
02-05-2009, 07:56 PM
That's the one.

And I concur. :thumb:

I had a Playboy with a spread of her in it. I brought it with me and she autographed it "To Tim, Your Breast Friend, Morgana." I think it's still in a box in the basement somewhere. :DThat is cool, did you get to, well you know, touch them? You should dig that picture out, but it might get you in some trouble. :D
The one on the North side was the first one I thought had too much, gross. They were like 6x or something like that.
A few us guys made a road trip up there to see it, and we had a lot of laughs that night.:eek:

Skip Towne
02-05-2009, 08:00 PM
She is grotesque.

Frazod
02-05-2009, 08:28 PM
That is cool, did you get to, well you know, touch them? You should dig that picture out, but it might get you in some trouble. :D
The one on the North side was the first one I thought had too much, gross. They were like 6x or something like that.
A few us guys made a road trip up there to see it, and we had a lot of laughs that night.:eek:

They were shaken rather close to my face, but I didn't get a taste, unfortunately.

I wish I'd went the night before - the Royals were in town and George Brett had been at the club to visit her.

HemiEd
02-05-2009, 08:33 PM
They were shaken rather close to my face, but I didn't get a taste, unfortunately.

I wish I'd went the night before - the Royals were in town and George Brett had been at the club to visit her.

He used to get around, lots of stories. My only experience with him, he almost T-boned me with the wife and kids, in Royals Stadium parking lot. He was in a heck of a hurry. But I got to see him up real close. He was driving a blue whale taled Porshe.

Frazod
02-05-2009, 08:38 PM
He used to get around, lots of stories. My only experience with him, he almost T-boned me with the wife and kids, in Royals Stadium parking lot. He was in a heck of a hurry. But I got to see him up real close. He was driving a blue whale taled Porshe.

From all the negative things I've heard about him, perhaps it was better than I didn't meet him. Oh well. He's still my all-time favorite player.

Ari Chi3fs
02-05-2009, 08:43 PM
"I want my breast size to be obscenely large and offend black people... I know!!! How about a perfect size that screams racism! Yes! 38KKK! Perfect!"

:rolleyes:

Ari Chi3fs
02-05-2009, 08:46 PM
He used to get around, lots of stories. My only experience with him, he almost T-boned me with the wife and kids, in Royals Stadium parking lot. He was in a heck of a hurry. But I got to see him up real close. He was driving a blue whale taled Porshe.

Wow, it's not every day that you can say you and your wife were almost teabagged by George Brett. I hope no dangling hemorrhoid hit you!!!

Skip Towne
02-05-2009, 08:53 PM
I heard Brett got upon the stage at the Old Chelsea Theatre and ran over and kissed her like she did him at 3rd base.

bevis369
02-05-2009, 08:56 PM
:Poke:

Pop them puppies...

HemiEd
02-05-2009, 08:58 PM
From all the negative things I've heard about him, perhaps it was better than I didn't meet him. Oh well. He's still my all-time favorite player. He was the closest person to ever be totally idolized by me, and I was in awe of the man at the time.

I was thrilled about almost getting hit by him, and would have probably done the apologizing for being in his way.

HemiEd
02-05-2009, 09:00 PM
Wow, it's not every day that you can say you and your wife were almost teabagged by George Brett. I hope no dangling hemorrhoid hit you!!!LMAO My two daughters were pretty young then, and didn't think it was any big deal.