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Crush
02-05-2009, 04:24 PM
Alright, here is a thread for those who are "mentally challenged." If you have an insane dumbass thought of trading LJ to the Eagles or TG to the Cowboys for high draft picks, then this thread is for you. If you want to share your retarded reasons for why this team should not draft a franchise QB, then this thread is for you. In fact, if any retarded thought, no matter the severity of the retardation, comes through your head then this thread is for you.

This thread is for all the devoted Thigpen lovers, the n00bs that "don't get it," and our associates over at WPI.

kcbubb, klg61, Nick "Assclown" Athan (the real one, not the fake account), and all the other dumbasses that have recently shown up or will show up, this thread is for you.

Hopefully, then we will not see any more threads about "How about LJ to the Giants for a 2nd?" or "TG for a 1st to the Eagles?" This will be a collective breeding ground for the morons and hopefully n00bs will no longer a make a thread just because they're stupid.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you:

****The Official Mentally Challenged/Post-Whoring Thread****


Sorry, I tried to be civil, but there is so much stupidity floating around The Lounge that I feel that it has become D.C. Part II.

Also, if you are looking for boobies, please refer to http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=201907

DISCLAIMER: Sorry, if repost. Intelligent conversations are not welcomed in this thread.

This could also be the ultimate post-whore thread. :p

Recently edited in order to make it official.

Another edit in order to create a link to MikeMaslowski's The Stupider Thread.

Buck
02-05-2009, 04:26 PM
Can I play?

CUT LT!

Crush
02-05-2009, 04:27 PM
Can I play?

CUT LT!


LMAO

MIAdragon
02-05-2009, 04:28 PM
Can I play?

CUT LT!

You dont think that may actually happen??

Saccopoo
02-05-2009, 04:32 PM
Intelligent conversations are not allowed? You mean I can't post the standard "old timer" intelligent responses that literally fill this forum by the thousands like:

"This."

or

:spock:

or

"n00B"

(And really, what kind of nub spells noob like they are really trying to be l33t?)

or
:banghead:

Geez, I don't know what I'm going to do in such a situation. I am befuddled.

DenverChief
02-05-2009, 04:34 PM
I was thinking we could trade Pioli to the Fish for the Big Tuna who in turn could lure Pennington & R. Williams to KC, then we would be teh awesome!

Johnny Vegas
02-05-2009, 04:36 PM
this thread is fucking stupid!

Simply Red
02-05-2009, 04:48 PM
Intelligent conversations are not allowed? You mean I can't post the standard "old timer" intelligent responses that literally fill this forum by the thousands like:

"This."

or

:spock:

or

"n00B"

(And really, what kind of nub spells noob like they are really trying to be l33t?)

or
:banghead:

Geez, I don't know what I'm going to do in such a situation. I am befuddled.

:spock:

Simply Red
02-05-2009, 04:52 PM
You dont think that may actually happen??

This.

Buck
02-05-2009, 05:03 PM
You dont think that may actually happen??

No, and I think anyone that wants it to happen is an R-Tard.

Pestilence
02-05-2009, 05:04 PM
Intelligent conversations are not allowed? You mean I can't post the standard "old timer" intelligent responses that literally fill this forum by the thousands like:

"This."

or

:spock:

or

"n00B"

(And really, what kind of nub spells noob like they are really trying to be l33t?)

or
:banghead:

Geez, I don't know what I'm going to do in such a situation. I am befuddled.

n00B

Rain Man
02-05-2009, 05:22 PM
This is going to be the biggest thread ever.

Donger
02-05-2009, 05:24 PM
I'm picking up our puppy in a week or so. What does everyone think of the following name for said canine?

"Bubba Flavel"

blueballs
02-05-2009, 05:24 PM
Let Donnie Edwards go at the end of the season
don't try and trade him

rad
02-05-2009, 05:25 PM
n00B

n00b

rad
02-05-2009, 05:25 PM
I'm picking up our puppy in a week or so. What does everyone think of the following name for said canine?

"Bubba Flavel"

Male or female?

Donger
02-05-2009, 05:26 PM
Male or female?

Male.

rad
02-05-2009, 05:27 PM
Male.

Boner.

Johnny Vegas
02-05-2009, 05:42 PM
Male.

Rum Runner!

Saccopoo
02-05-2009, 05:43 PM
I like pie!

MIAdragon
02-05-2009, 05:44 PM
I like pie!

Thats more like it.

Johnny Vegas
02-05-2009, 05:45 PM
I like pie!

I like tit ties and beer!

Saccopoo
02-05-2009, 05:51 PM
Thats more like it.

I'm a slow learner. I got kicked in the head by Chuck Norris once, and it's adversely affected my ability to effectively post on the internets since it happened.

MIAdragon
02-05-2009, 05:54 PM
I'm a slow learner. I got kicked in the head by Chuck Norris once, and it's adversely affected my ability to effectively post on the internets since it happened.

Its ok Chuck is a badass, its happened to just about all of us!

Agent V
02-05-2009, 05:58 PM
We should wait a year and draft Colt McCoy.

bevis369
02-05-2009, 06:19 PM
How much have you had tonight?LMAO:BLVD::dom::bong::stupid::Scanlon::fart::Bartee:

MIAdragon
02-05-2009, 06:19 PM
We should wait a year and draft Colt McCoy.

Why so he can back-up Tebow?

bevis369
02-05-2009, 06:20 PM
Poop, poop, poop, fart, poop, fart, fart:fart::Bartee:

mlyonsd
02-05-2009, 06:25 PM
We should wait a year and draft Colt McCoy.

We should wait a year and see if Pioli's coaching choices can make Thigpen our QB.

Crush
02-05-2009, 06:27 PM
Is there anyone that come up with an unrealistic scenario where we get Cassell and nine draft picks by continuously drafting down?

How about trading LJ to the Jets for their 2nd and 3rd draft picks?

mlyonsd
02-05-2009, 06:29 PM
Is there anyone that come up with an unrealistic scenario where we get Cassell and nine draft picks by continuously drafting down?

How about trading LJ to the Jets for their 2nd and 3rd draft picks?

The Jets would be idiots. And I think they know that.

Crush
02-05-2009, 06:31 PM
The Jets would be idiots. And I think they know that.


I don't know. There may someone out there salivating about the possibility and then creating a thread about it.

PhillyChiefFan
02-05-2009, 06:36 PM
oh oh I love these threads...I want to play too

Can we try and trade LJ for Kerry Collins if we throw in a 2nd round pick?

JASONSAUTO
02-05-2009, 06:37 PM
oh oh I love these threads...I want to play too

Can we try and trade LJ for Kerry Collins if we throw in a 2nd round pick?

kerry collins sux/mecca

PhillyChiefFan
02-05-2009, 06:43 PM
kerry collins sux/mecca

...when does Michael Vick get out of prison again??

JASONSAUTO
02-05-2009, 06:44 PM
...when does Michael Vick get out of prison again??

soon, maybe that's who pioli is waiting on VICK is the new HC of the chiefs


THE DEAL IS DONEor is that the sentence is done?

Crush
02-05-2009, 06:46 PM
soon, maybe that's who pioli is waiting on VICK is the new HC of the chiefs


THE DEAL IS DONEor is that the sentence is done?


Is Vick looking for a house in Leawood?

PhillyChiefFan
02-05-2009, 06:47 PM
Is Vick looking for a house in Leawood?

I heard he had a jet that landed at Downtown exec airport yesterday.

JASONSAUTO
02-05-2009, 06:48 PM
Is Vick looking for a house in Leawood?

nope armourdale i've heard he's gangsta

Crush
02-05-2009, 06:48 PM
I heard he had a jet that landed at Downtown exec airport yesterday.


Was Cowher personally flying it himself?

Crush
02-05-2009, 06:48 PM
nope armourdale i've heard he's gangsta


True dat.

JASONSAUTO
02-05-2009, 06:50 PM
True dat.

you ever heard of lower armourdale? know where it is?:D

Crush
02-05-2009, 06:51 PM
you ever heard of lower armourdale? know where it is?:D


No, but I'm scared.

JASONSAUTO
02-05-2009, 06:54 PM
No, but I'm scared.

:D

Agent V
02-05-2009, 06:59 PM
Why so he can back-up Tebow?

No. First, hire Bob Stoops as head coach. Then we trade LJ and Gonzalez for a high first round pick, then we take Bradford too. Big 12 quarterbacks FTW!

bevis369
02-05-2009, 07:45 PM
Vick and Cowher are looking for houses in leawood according to a friend sister's best friend...:BLVD::louder::bong::stupid:

Crush
02-05-2009, 07:52 PM
Vick and Cowher are looking for houses in leawood according to a friend sister's best friend...:BLVD::louder::bong::stupid:


Was Mike Shanahan with them?

joesomebody
02-05-2009, 07:58 PM
Poop, poop, poop, fart, poop, fart, fart:fart::Bartee::spock:

bevis369
02-05-2009, 07:58 PM
You bet, he was driving the short bus...

Crush
02-05-2009, 09:33 PM
You bet, he was driving the short bus...


THE DEAL IS DONE!!!

'Hamas' Jenkins
02-05-2009, 09:39 PM
Bob Sanders is more valuable to the Colts than Peyton Manning.
Troy Aikman was a game manager
Tom Brady is a system QB
Roethlisberger sucks ass
LJ is the second best back in the NFL
Marty was just unlucky
The media hates the Chiefs and has a vendetta against them for being in a small market.
Tyler Thigpen compares favorably to Steve Young, John Elway, and Troy Aikman
The jury is still out on Jay Cutler
Thigpen is better than Carson Palmer.

Crush
02-05-2009, 09:41 PM
Bob Sanders is more valuable to the Colts than Peyton Manning.
Troy Aikman was a game manager
Tom Brady is a system QB
Roethlisberger sucks ass
LJ is the second best back in the NFL
Marty was just unlucky
The media hates the Chiefs and has a vendetta against them for being in a small market.
Tyler Thigpen compares favorably to Steve Young, John Elway, and Troy Aikman
The jury is still out on Jay Cutler
Thigpen is better than Carson Palmer.

:thumb:

Agent V
02-05-2009, 09:44 PM
Bob Sanders is more valuable to the Colts than Peyton Manning.
Troy Aikman was a game manager
Tom Brady is a system QB
Roethlisberger sucks ass
LJ is the second best back in the NFL
Marty was just unlucky
The media hates the Chiefs and has a vendetta against them for being in a small market.
Tyler Thigpen compares favorably to Steve Young, John Elway, and Troy Aikman
The jury is still out on Jay Cutler
Thigpen is better than Carson Palmer.
ROFL
I think we can close the thread now.

Crush
02-06-2009, 12:10 AM
Time to get Tony his ring by trading him to Philadelphia for a first and third and get this passing game downfield a bit more.

LMAO

FAX
02-06-2009, 07:00 AM
http://www.influencemedia.com/citi/al_gollum.jpg

Alum.

FAX

Rain Man
02-06-2009, 07:23 AM
Bob Sanders is more valuable to the Colts than Peyton Manning.
Troy Aikman was a game manager
Tom Brady is a system QB
Roethlisberger sucks ass
LJ is the second best back in the NFL
Marty was just unlucky
The media hates the Chiefs and has a vendetta against them for being in a small market.
Tyler Thigpen compares favorably to Steve Young, John Elway, and Troy Aikman
The jury is still out on Jay Cutler
Thigpen is better than Carson Palmer.


I like it, but you should always put "Bob Sanders" in quotes until his existence is confirmed or refuted.

the Talking Can
02-06-2009, 07:25 AM
can we add the Cassell "rumor"?

there is no rumor.....people simply say "Pioli was at New England, he must be interested!"...

it's Nick "Assclown" Athan-ish in it's fabrication....

PhillyChiefFan
02-06-2009, 10:24 AM
I heard that Todd Haley is going to draft Crabtree #3 overall.

:D

Crush
02-06-2009, 01:27 PM
A courtesy bump for John Wayne.

Pioli Zombie
02-06-2009, 01:35 PM
So who is this "franchise qb" you are planning on drafting? None of the qbs out there fit that description
Posted via Mobile Device

MOhillbilly
02-06-2009, 01:39 PM
Alright, here is a thread for those who are "mentally challenged." If you have an insane dumbass thought of trading LJ to the Eagles or TG to the Cowboys for high draft picks, then this thread is for you. If you want to share your retarded reasons for why this team should not draft a franchise QB, then this thread is for you. In fact, if any retarded thought, no matter the severity of the retardation, comes through your head then this thread is for you.

This thread is for all the Thigpen lovers, the n00bs that "don't get it," and our associates over at WPI.

kcbubb, klg61, Nick "Assclown" Athan (the real one, not the fake account), and all the other dumbasses that have recently shown up or will show up, this thread is for you.

Hopefully, then we will not see any more threads about "How about LJ to the Giants for a 2nd?" or "TG for a 1st to the Eagles?" This will be a collective breeding ground for the morons and hopefully n00bs will no longer a make a thread just because they're stupid.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you:

The Stupid Thread


Sorry, I tried to be civil, but there is so much stupidity floating around The Lounge that I feel that it has become D.C. Part II.

DISCLAIMER: Sorry, if repost. Intelligent conversations are not welcomed in this thread.

This could also be the ultimate post-whore thread. :p

<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=2 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR bgColor=#082f50><TD>ROSES </TD></TR><TR bgColor=#f9f9f9><TD>I'm tired of trying to understand, so ignorant I'll remain.
I feel repressed, and I'm not impressed by the games you children play.
Some of you may bask in the sun and some of you may hide.
Whenever I hear your laughing voices, I just want to cry.
So many years of nothingness yet you seem so content.
You have to realize, it's all lies of deceit.
Call me a bastard- call me a afraid.
I'll just turn a deaf ear.
'Cause all is that for roses, it's been a wonderful year.
Now your party is over, and your host has died.
Kick your shoes off as you walk through the door,
It's time to come inside.
The world is crumbling, a drunkard stumbling.
A new year's come alive It's been a wonderful year.</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

-sheer terror-

KCChiefsMan
02-06-2009, 02:41 PM
CHIEFS OFFSEASON!

FREE AGENTS

Michael Vick
Ricky Williams
One of the Ravens LBs
Julius Peppers

DRAFT

CRABTREE!!!!!!

ottawa_chiefs_fan
02-06-2009, 02:54 PM
Trade LJ to the Toronto Argonauts for future considerations - plus a 1st rounder in the CFL Draft.

Mr. Laz
02-06-2009, 02:57 PM
how about we turn this thread into a 'neg rep the arrogant ass POS thread starter" thread?

much more apropos imo


like the OP's ignorant ass has any idea about what is possible or not in the NFL .... yet he is arrogant enough to claim someone else's idea "stupid"

fuck him and his pet goat/girlfriend

Mr Luzcious
02-06-2009, 02:58 PM
Sweet! This looks like just the thread for me.

Saccopoo
02-06-2009, 03:06 PM
Didn't you hear me?

I said I like mother fucking pie!

Crush
02-06-2009, 03:09 PM
how about we turn this thread into a 'neg rep the arrogant ass POS thread starter" thread?

much more apropos imo


like the OP's ignorant ass has any idea about what is possible or not in the NFL .... yet he is arrogant enough to claim someone else's idea "stupid"

**** him and his pet goat/girlfriend


I love you too.

Baconeater
02-06-2009, 03:09 PM
how about we turn this thread into a 'neg rep the arrogant ass POS thread starter" thread?

much more apropos imo


like the OP's ignorant ass has any idea about what is possible or not in the NFL .... yet he is arrogant enough to claim someone else's idea "stupid"

**** him and his pet goat/girlfriend

As if that is something that is unique to this particular poster. In case you haven't noticed, this place is full of people who know exactly how to build a championship football team.

Crush
02-06-2009, 03:26 PM
Didn't you hear me?

I said I like mother ****ing pie!


What flavor?

Saccopoo
02-06-2009, 03:30 PM
What flavor?

Philadelphia Cheese Steak flavor. With a first and a third for Larry a la mode.

Crush
02-06-2009, 03:33 PM
Philadelphia Cheese Steak flavor. With a first and a third for Larry a la mode.

Deliciousness

ottawa_chiefs_fan
02-06-2009, 03:39 PM
Deliciousness

If you're going to be a post whore - OK - just don't make me chase you from thread to thread!

Mr. Laz
02-06-2009, 03:41 PM
As if that is something that is unique to this particular poster. In case you haven't noticed, this place is full of people who know exactly how to build a championship football team.
different between thinking you know what the Chiefs should do and thinking other people don't have a right to their opinion.

this is basically what this thread is about ...... big time movement around here like this.

still remember people talking about how "we need to stop this silly draft talk (that we think is stupid) before it gets started. ... blah,blah,blah

so who gets to decide which idea is stupid ... who's the censor?

fuck that

FAX
02-06-2009, 03:46 PM
http://www.influencemedia.com/citi/al_gollum_2.jpg

FAX

ottawa_chiefs_fan
02-06-2009, 03:48 PM
http://www.influencemedia.com/citi/al_gollum_2.jpg

FAX

Holy shit! Was that pic of my dad on the internet somewhere!?!??!?

Blindside58
02-06-2009, 03:50 PM
I once fed my pet snake some beer...it slithered this way and that!...I may even start a thread about it today

Crush
02-06-2009, 04:59 PM
different between thinking you know what the Chiefs should do and thinking other people don't have a right to their opinion.

this is basically what this thread is about ...... big time movement around here like this.

still remember people talking about how "we need to stop this silly draft talk (that we think is stupid) before it gets started. ... blah,blah,blah

so who gets to decide which idea is stupid ... who's the censor?

**** that

For the record, Laz, I like the atmosphere around here. However, when somebody makes a thread devoted to trading Tony for a 1st and 3rd that makes me go :spock:.

This thread is not about censorship and never will be. This is thread is stupid and is devoted to stupid things and blatant post-whoring. Yeah, the original post was mean spirited, but I was pissed off. You're pissed off. I was pissed off. This thread may piss somebody else off. I really don't care. When I see somebody post a TWO separate threads about the possible OC and DCs, respectively, while acknowledging the fact that there was a fucking thread in the middle of the first page about that exact topic, I get pissed off. When I get pissed off by what somebody posted on this board, the result is this thread. You may never click on this thread again or have me on ignore, I really don't care. That is just my two cents and I am sticking to it.

Crush
02-06-2009, 05:00 PM
I once fed my pet snake some beer...it slithered this way and that!...I may even start a thread about it today


What is a drunk snake like?

FAX
02-06-2009, 05:03 PM
I don't know Mr. Laz ... Mr. Crush makes a pretty darn compelling argument there. And, if the post fit, you must acquit.

FAX

SPchief
02-07-2009, 02:01 PM
bump

ChiefRon
02-07-2009, 02:11 PM
Use every draft pick on offensive linement.
Trade LJ + TG for 3 1st round picks.
Cowher / Shanahan will be our HC next year.
Let's trade down from 3 to get more picks, even if we only get a 3rd for trading down 20 spots.
We don't need a QB, we have Thigpen. TG says so.
Todd Haley will keep Gailey and his awesome spread O.
Let's swap 1st round picks for Cassel, and then trade down to get more picks from there and use them all on D.

Hmm, I'm sure there are others that I'm not remembering right now.

ChiefRon
02-07-2009, 02:19 PM
Also, when these threads appear, we should only reply TBITST (this belongs in the stupid thread).

Maybe they will get tired of those replies and go to the Coalition site (or whatever it's called)

Hydrae
02-07-2009, 02:30 PM
Poop, poop, poop, fart, poop, fart, fart:fart::Bartee:

This is the stupid thread. On the Planet, that is a quality post. :)