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Demonpenz
02-06-2009, 08:26 AM
Yo Yo Monster Jam, bringin it front and center, you can't mess with muscle that those big trucks bring, they be hauling ass around the center of the ring flashing bling bling bling jumping 40 feet in the air while listening to Johnny Dare as the crowd is just dazzed in a stair. Trucks so loud you can't here a thing, trucks jumping up and down and running over anything, tearing sh_t up is what they do, if you piss them off they might run over you.

Gonzo
02-06-2009, 08:27 AM
Yo yo yo MTV Raps!

missinDThomas
02-06-2009, 08:28 AM
yeaaaah boy

Demonpenz
02-06-2009, 08:31 AM
My rhymes are so sloppy someone pass me the mop you know how we do it down at jerry's bait shop hainging with vinnie drinking henny and getting free breakfest at denny's

Micjones
02-06-2009, 08:31 AM
You're pretty good DP...

































































at...something.
:D

Ari Chi3fs
02-06-2009, 08:32 AM
ok then.

Gonzo
02-06-2009, 08:32 AM
Your mom's so fat that Redrum wouldn't hit that and that is whack for your heart attack jack.

Demonpenz
02-06-2009, 08:38 AM
you should hear it live, it is sick, people are putting hands over my mouth because they can't handle the truth the person who shot lincoln is william booth!

Gonzo
02-06-2009, 08:41 AM
you should hear it live, it is sick, people are putting hands over my mouth because they can't handle the truth the person who shot lincoln is william booth!

Not so good...Try again DP.

Demonpenz
02-06-2009, 08:45 AM
Not so good...Try again DP.

Don't get upset I am clownin' around
I screwed your ho without making a sound
Now I am itching and beginning to sweat
Picking up crabs, like fumbles by maurice legget

Planetman
02-06-2009, 08:47 AM
you should hear it live, it is sick, people are putting hands over my mouth because they can't handle the truth the person who shot lincoln is william booth!
It was John Wilkes Booth.

Demonpenz
02-06-2009, 08:48 AM
It was John Wilkes Booth.

booth is the truth murdering people like rae caruth

Planetman
02-06-2009, 08:49 AM
booth is the truth murdering people like rae caruth
ROFL

Baby Lee
02-06-2009, 08:53 AM
What a fancy shindig,
There are some real bodacious babes!
They see our soggy trunks!
And they shake their boobies, and my thingie gets excited!
Boo-boo-boodily boo-boo-boo,
Doodily-doop-de-doop-de-doo doo...

Gonzo
02-06-2009, 09:23 AM
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blueballs
02-07-2009, 09:53 PM
This thread makes about as much sense
as any other that has been posted
in the last 36 hours or so

greg63
02-07-2009, 10:20 PM
It was John Wilkes Booth.

Planetman to save the day! Representing: truth, justice and the Chiefs way! :D

JuicesFlowing
02-07-2009, 10:23 PM
If I weren't drinking, this thread wouldn't have made me laugh.

Crush
02-07-2009, 10:32 PM
She is from the mother****ing moon.
I wish I could have told you a moment too soon.
But let me tell ya about her direction.
She has a vag that can kill an erection.
If you didn't think that she had any more baggage to carry.
I hate to tell you that she use to **** Jack Harry.


Word to your mother.

Simply Red
02-07-2009, 11:53 PM
nuth00ks

Johnny Vegas
02-08-2009, 02:20 AM
Yo I'll take dat mop better hope this don't stop
came in to the morning I got those pink elee's soaring
I can't I can't I can't I say.....I can't can't I can't can't say that I,
didn't have in comin', those 7 shots, 4 beers, and that shit that keeps ya coughin'
all night like long
like dat pic of Michael Phelps hittin' da BONG
So now I'd like to pass the mop
cause yo I gotta go I think I see cops