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Buck
02-11-2009, 07:51 PM
ROFL

Midnight_Douche is stalking a body builder.

On his Joblo account he says hes into Drinking and Smoking 420.

Frazod
02-11-2009, 07:51 PM
I just went on myspace and searched for everyone named Heath within a 75 mile Radius of Atlanta.

I knew his name was Heath because a bunch of the pictures in the photobucket account were named heath.jpg...

So we're sure that this Heath guy is NOT our Midnight Vulture, right?

keg in kc
02-11-2009, 07:51 PM
So at first I was going to make fun of all you stalkers.'You stalkers'?

keg in kc
02-11-2009, 07:52 PM
How odd, I've always striven to be 'that guy' and run-of-the-mill.

Buck
02-11-2009, 07:52 PM
What if the myspace is fake?

Im thinking it may be. I cant see any pictures or any of his friends.

Buck
02-11-2009, 07:53 PM
So we're sure that this Heath guy is NOT our Midnight Vulture, right?

No, not sure.

Either Bock (my avatar pic guy) is pretending to be Heath on some boards, or Heath is pretending to be Bock on another board.

Donger
02-11-2009, 07:53 PM
This is sad.

Katipan
02-11-2009, 07:53 PM
'You stalkers'?

The people doing the stalking.

I assume your position in this matter is the same as mine.

But if you're sitting on your knees with your ribs on your thighs like I am, I wanna see pictures.

DaFace
02-11-2009, 07:53 PM
So we're sure that this Heath guy is NOT our Midnight Vulture, right?

Now that "Bock's" myspace has been found by non-admin means, I will share with you that the email address used to register fightclub1983 led DIRECTLY to the Bock myspace account. Couple that with the Niblet2008 photobucket account leading to joblo, and the fact that the same profile pic is used in both locations...

I'd say I'm 99.4% sure that MV is actually a little scrawny asian dude.

Buck
02-11-2009, 07:54 PM
Ok, its just his stupid layout.

Heres all his friends.

http://friends.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewfriends&friendID=27511681&MyToken=7f057ecb-dcb7-4b1f-b84e-5559a912426a

keg in kc
02-11-2009, 07:56 PM
The people doing the stalking.

I assume your position in this matter is the same as mine.

But if you're sitting on your knees with your ribs on your thighs like I am, I wanna see pictures.Wait a second, on your knees with your ribs on your thighs? How the fuck does that work? I'm going to short out a brain cell trying to figure this out.

Donger
02-11-2009, 07:57 PM
Wait a second, on your knees with your ribs on your thighs? How the **** does that work? I'm going to short out a brain cell trying to figure this out.

Doggy, compressed-style.

Frazod
02-11-2009, 07:57 PM
No, not sure.

Either Eric (my avatar pic guy) is pretending to be Heath on some boards, or Heath is pretending to be Eric on another board.

Well, I guess we'll have our answer if MV never posts again.

Although certainly a bit of life ruination would be in order for those so inclined. I won't partake in that, but boy this cocksucker has earned every bit of grief he ever gets.

Has anyone ever told you the story of American Hero?

Katipan
02-11-2009, 07:58 PM
Wait a second, on your knees with your ribs on your thighs? How the **** does that work? I'm going to short out a brain cell trying to figure this out.

I'm watching House on HD so I had to hook the computer up to a dinky monitor on the floor.

I am in a position of prayer.
Or great sex.

keg in kc
02-11-2009, 07:59 PM
I am in a position of prayer.What? I still don't get it.Or great sex.Ooohhh. Now I see.

Frazod
02-11-2009, 07:59 PM
I'm watching House on HD so I had to hook the computer up to a dinky monitor on the floor.

I am in a position of prayer.
Or great sex.

I love it when you talk dirty. :drool:

keg in kc
02-11-2009, 08:01 PM
I don't think you'd want to a picture of me like that. Be like the illicit crossing of moby dick and a sasquatch.

DaFace
02-11-2009, 08:02 PM
FWIW, I highly doubt Heath is pretending to be Eric. Heath is 23. Our MV has stated a number of times that he is 26.

Donger
02-11-2009, 08:02 PM
Have you boys never had naughty sex?

keg in kc
02-11-2009, 08:03 PM
Have you boys never had naughty sex?
You guys keep mentioning this 'sex' thing, but I'm drawing a blank. Maybe I'll google it.

By the way, donger, that's a mighty odd thing to say in a thread about mv. :spock:

Donger
02-11-2009, 08:04 PM
You guys keep mentioning this 'sex' thing, but I'm drawing a blank. Maybe I'll google it.

Play with it, son. But don't Google it.

Donger
02-11-2009, 08:05 PM
You guys keep mentioning this 'sex' thing, but I'm drawing a blank. Maybe I'll google it.

By the way, donger, that's a mighty odd thing to say in a thread about mv. :spock:

I'm not finished with Katipan yet.

Frazod
02-11-2009, 08:05 PM
Play with it, son. But don't Google it.

Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

Donger
02-11-2009, 08:06 PM
Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

No.

Frazod
02-11-2009, 08:06 PM
No.

Do you like movies about gladiators?

keg in kc
02-11-2009, 08:06 PM
I'm not finished with Katipan yet.Well, just make sure you take a shower after you're done.

Buck
02-11-2009, 08:07 PM
Haha.

Fuck you Midnight_Vulture

You just got shat on.

Donger
02-11-2009, 08:09 PM
Do you like movies about gladiators?

Somewhat. I can do an Australian accent and my wife opens up like an umbrella if I say, "What we do in life, echoes through eternity!" in an Aussie accent.

Frazod
02-11-2009, 08:09 PM
Haha.

Fuck you Midnight_Vulture

You just got shat on.

What did you do?

DaFace
02-11-2009, 08:09 PM
Haha.

Fuck you Midnight_Vulture

You just got shat on.

Heath has a facebook account. Should I add him?

Donger
02-11-2009, 08:09 PM
Well, just make sure you take a shower after you're done.

She'll bathe me with her tongue.

Frazod
02-11-2009, 08:10 PM
Somewhat. I can do an Australian accent and my wife opens up like an umbrella if I say, "What we do in life, echoes through eternity!" in an Aussie accent.

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

Buck
02-11-2009, 08:10 PM
Heath has a facebook account. Should I add him?

Yes. If I had facebook I would, but I think you need to ask him if he knows a Bock....???

Donger
02-11-2009, 08:11 PM
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

Of course.

keg in kc
02-11-2009, 08:11 PM
Somewhat. I can do an Australian accent and my wife opens up like an umbrella if I say, "What we do in life, echoes through eternity!" in an Aussie accent.Really?

Huh.

That seems like a lot of production. All I usually have to do for her is knock on your front door.

Donger
02-11-2009, 08:11 PM
Really?

Huh.

That seems like a lot of production. All I usually have to do for her is knock on your front door.

I like to earn my meat.

Delano
02-11-2009, 08:12 PM
Anyone checked the Illinois sex offender registry for Eric? LOL

keg in kc
02-11-2009, 08:12 PM
She'll bathe me with her tongue.Thank you for choosing tongue-bath over golden shower.

Buck
02-11-2009, 08:13 PM
I sent Heath a myspace message asking if he knows of a Bock, ChiefsPlanet or FinHeaven.

Frazod
02-11-2009, 08:13 PM
Of course.

Don't eat the fish.

DaFace
02-11-2009, 08:13 PM
Yes. If I had facebook I would, but I think you need to ask him if he knows a Bock....???

I sent him a friend request asking if he knows Eric. We'll see what he says.

I also gave him the ChiefsPlanet address. How epically awesome would it be if Heath shows up here....

Delano
02-11-2009, 08:13 PM
I sent Heath a myspace message asking if he knows of a Bock, ChiefsPlanet or FinHeaven.

I think his name is Eric and Bock is his nickname.

DaFace
02-11-2009, 08:15 PM
I think his name is Eric and Bock is his nickname.

Bock's his last name.

Buck
02-11-2009, 08:16 PM
I sent him a friend request asking if he knows Eric. We'll see what he says.

I also gave him the ChiefsPlanet address. How epically awesome would it be if Heath shows up here....

That would be epic.

I think this thread is HOC worthy now, but then it would be a shoo-in.

DaFace
02-11-2009, 08:17 PM
That would be epic.

I think this thread is HOC worthy now, but then it would be a shoo-in.

Eh, it doesn't stand alone very well unless either MV shows back up or Heath shows up. Otherwise, it's more the culmination of a number of other threads.

Delano
02-11-2009, 08:17 PM
Bock's his last name.

I see. Thank you.

DaFace
02-11-2009, 08:18 PM
Oh, and since we've now attacked Heath on both myspace and facebook, let's not go crazy sending him more messages. No need to drag him into this too much unless he wants to be. He's just the guy who posted pics of himself.

FAX
02-11-2009, 08:19 PM
Poor Bock. All that work to get guys to post pictures of themselves come to naught.

FAX

Delano
02-11-2009, 08:20 PM
Anyone want Bock's phone number?

keg in kc
02-11-2009, 08:20 PM
Poor Bock. All that work to get guys to post pictures of themselves come to naught.

FAXYou know, you have a point. I think we've ruined his bid to futher pad his spank bank.

Darth CarlSatan
02-11-2009, 08:21 PM
So anywho, why would he pick cromagnum man as his "alternate personality"?

Because he's a troll. A miniature fucking troll who couldn't bribe "Hai Guys" to give him a handjob.

That's why.

I wouldn't be surprised if they were related. Perhaps cousins.

I wouldn't be surprised if it's our little "Pineapple Troll's" male escort.

I need to be more like failpass. I understand the mods think he's cool.

No. No you don't. No one needs to be like that shit bag. No one.

Ok, its just his stupid layout.

Heres all his friends.

http://friends.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewfriends&friendID=27511681&MyToken=7f057ecb-dcb7-4b1f-b84e-5559a912426a

I wanna' hang out with "Big Vick" and "Apple Jacks"; they look COOL! :rolleyes::whackit::doh!:

blueballs
02-11-2009, 08:31 PM
I wonder what he did with those pics of Buck
you could be the douche's pic on a college BB team
message board in Ohio

88TG88
02-11-2009, 08:33 PM
That would be epic.

I think this thread is HOC worthy now, but then it would be a shoo-in.

Nah, creepy is what it it.

luv
02-11-2009, 08:52 PM
You guys are now stalking a troll. You realize that right? I know he's aweful, but calling him out on it should be good enough.

Darth CarlSatan
02-11-2009, 08:56 PM
You guys are now stalking a troll. You realize that right? I know he's aweful, but calling him out on it should be good enough.

I'm up for some life-destroying stalkage; anyone else? :LOL:

burt
02-11-2009, 08:57 PM
You guys are now stalking a troll. You realize that right? I know he's aweful, but calling him out on it should be good enough.

SSSSHHHHHHH be vewy vewy qwiet....we awe hunting twolls..........

DeezNutz
02-11-2009, 08:57 PM
Different story. Same ending.

The circle jerk of life.

luv
02-11-2009, 08:59 PM
I'm up for some life-destroying stalkage; anyone else? :LOL:

I may give details about my life on here like it's no big deal, but I tend to get pissed when others do it. Call him out on it, post pictures, but don't send people to his web pages outside of this site. And certainly don't give out tpp many personal details. That makes you worse than him.

burt
02-11-2009, 08:59 PM
Different story. Same ending.

The circle jerk of life.

Lighten up, Francis.....

burt
02-11-2009, 09:00 PM
I may give details about my life on here like it's no big deal, but I tend to get pissed when others do it. Call him out on it, post pictures, but don't send people to his web pages outside of this site. And certainly don't give out tpp many personal details. That makes you worse than him.

Love ya Luv, but gotta way disagree here. This guy is an uber douchbag. Deserves it all.

DeezNutz
02-11-2009, 09:02 PM
Lighten up, Francis.....

?

I'm talking about the outing of MV. It's happened to almost every single poster who has come on here with a similar attitude.

DaFace
02-11-2009, 09:02 PM
Love ya Luv, but gotta way disagree here. This guy is an uber douchbag. Deserves it all.

I tend to agree on this one. I wouldn't start posting phone numbers or anything like that, but anything that only affects his online life is fair game AFAIC.

I mostly want to figure out if Heath knows him at all.

luv
02-11-2009, 09:05 PM
I tend to agree on this one. I wouldn't start posting phone numbers or anything like that, but anything that only affects his online life is fair game AFAIC.

I mostly want to figure out if Heath knows him at all.

That's what I meant. I can see people getting his phone number and calling him, starting to send messages to his friends, etc. Anything that will piss him off but not affect his personal or real life is good.

burt
02-11-2009, 09:05 PM
?

I'm talking about the outing of MV. It's happened to almost every single poster who has come on here with a similar attitude.

It just sounded so......downer. That's all. Besides, I like to say...."Lighten up, Francis."

burt
02-11-2009, 09:06 PM
That's what I meant. I can see people getting his phone number and calling him, starting to send messages to his friends, etc. Anything that will piss him off but not affect his personal or real life is good.

Let's start an "I have a date" thread for him!ROFL

kstater
02-11-2009, 09:06 PM
That's what I meant. I can see people getting his phone number and calling him, starting to send messages to his friends, etc. Anything that will piss him off but not affect his personal or real life is good.

I see where you're coming from, but this guy deserves everthing short of calling him. He's come on here calling out people and making personal insults, even to you.

Fairplay
02-11-2009, 09:07 PM
Wow, i had a bit of catching up to do on this thread.

This is awesome! LMAO

DaFace
02-11-2009, 09:07 PM
That's what I meant. I can see people getting his phone number and calling him, starting to send messages to his friends, etc. Anything that will piss him off but not affect his personal or real life is good.

I can agree with that. My only rule is "never do anything that will harm anyone's real life". That goes for pretty much every situation short of someone doing real-life harm to someone else.

Donger
02-11-2009, 09:08 PM
While I appreciate luv's feminine concern, this person deserves a rather brutal reckoning. I doubt that said "man" is going to re-appear, however.

DaFace
02-11-2009, 09:11 PM
I can agree with that. My only rule is "never do anything that will harm anyone's real life". That goes for pretty much every situation short of someone doing real-life harm to someone else.

This reads retardedly. To explain further, I would have no issue with someone calling if someone was on here talking about how they were going to stab their wife or something crazy like that.

kstater
02-11-2009, 09:13 PM
This reads retardedly. To explain further, I would have no issue with someone calling if someone was on here talking about how they were going to stab their wife or something crazy like that.

That doesn't read much better.

Donger
02-11-2009, 09:13 PM
This reads retardedly. To explain further, I would have no issue with someone calling if someone was on here talking about how they were going to stab their wife or something crazy like that.

Even a playful stabbing?

DaFace
02-11-2009, 09:14 PM
That doesn't read much better.

Oh well. I'm a retard.

Fairplay
02-11-2009, 09:14 PM
The "man" got punKed in a big way. My god, that kid could never learn.

His actions of good and evil unfold before us.

Darth CarlSatan
02-11-2009, 09:22 PM
Different story. Same ending.

The circle jerk of life.


LMAO :LOL:

Brock
02-11-2009, 09:22 PM
Do not ever, ever EVER fuck with the planet. They know who you are. They know where you live.

DeezNutz
02-11-2009, 09:22 PM
Even a playful stabbing?

Someone needs to contact Katipan because she was going to run something down her thighs.

I nominate myself from about 10 years ago.

luv
02-11-2009, 09:22 PM
I see where you're coming from, but this guy deserves everthing short of calling him. He's come on here calling out people and making personal insults, even to you.
I know. The truth hurts sometimes, though.

I feel good knowing that I don't have to pretend to be someone I'm not in order to say what's on my mind.

KC Jones
02-11-2009, 09:28 PM
That's about the most detail you're getting. I fear photoshop remakes.

Funny, I always pictured you more like this:

http://lancemannion.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/otter.jpg

Bowser
02-11-2009, 09:31 PM
This has not been pure, uncut, grade A ownage of the poster formally known as Midnight Vulture. This has been a fucking dismantling.

Do not ever, ever EVER fuck with the planet. They know who you are. They know where you live.

^^^^^

luv
02-11-2009, 09:34 PM
This has not been pure, uncut, grade A ownage of the poster formally known as Midnight Vulture. This has been a fucking dismantling.



^^^^^

For as big of a man as he thought he was, who wants to wager on whether he'll show his face on here again?

Darth CarlSatan
02-11-2009, 09:34 PM
For as big of a man as he thought he was, who wants to wager on whether he'll show his face on here again?

Which face?

Frazod
02-11-2009, 09:38 PM
For as big of a man as he thought he was, who wants to wager on whether he'll show his face on here again?

According to his profile he was last here at 5:11 p.m. - if he clicked on this thread he would have figured out that the jig was up.

I doubt if we hear from him again.

It would be interesting to hear from the other dude, though. Wouldn't that be the damnedest thing if he turned out to be a really nice guy?

Bowser
02-11-2009, 09:39 PM
For as big of a man as he thought he was, who wants to wager on whether he'll show his face on here again?

Shit, no bet. At least not in the MV personna.

luv
02-11-2009, 09:40 PM
According to his profile he was last here at 5:11 p.m. - if he clicked on this thread he would have figured out that the jig was up.

I doubt if we hear from him again.

It would be interesting to hear from the other dude, though. Wouldn't that be the damnedest thing if he turned out to be a really nice guy?

I'll bet he's trying to embarrass the other dude.

Bowser
02-11-2009, 09:40 PM
According to his profile he was last here at 5:11 p.m. - if he clicked on this thread he would have figured out that the jig was up.

I doubt if we hear from him again.

It would be interesting to hear from the other dude, though. Wouldn't that be the damnedest thing if he turned out to be a really nice guy?

Rausch will feel guilty for making him look like the caveman in those Geico commercials. :D

Iowanian
02-11-2009, 09:40 PM
Holy shit. You barbarians are effing Ruthless. If I'm ever going to wage war in Germania, I'm giving Chiefsplanet members phalanx gear.



I would like to go back in time, to the beginning of the internet, use only a fake email address that is used nowhere else for each account, where I always use a different name for any board......and never, ever reveal anything about myself.

Sweet Chocolate Jesus.

Frazod
02-11-2009, 09:42 PM
I'll bet he's trying to embarrass the other dude.

No, I think he just wants to be the other dude.

kstater
02-11-2009, 09:44 PM
No, I think he just wants to be in the other dude.

FYP

luv
02-11-2009, 09:44 PM
No, I think he just wants to be the other dude.

That's true too. I was thinking maybe the other guy pissed him off, so now he goes around pissing others off as this guy so they'll go looking for his face.

Frazod
02-11-2009, 09:44 PM
Rausch will feel guilty for making him look like the caveman in those Geico commercials. :D

Oh shit, I missed that one.

I posted side-by-side pictures of him and Calibos from Clash of the Titans on another thread. I feel kind of bad about that now.

DaFace
02-11-2009, 09:45 PM
According to his profile he was last here at 5:11 p.m. - if he clicked on this thread he would have figured out that the jig was up.

I doubt if we hear from him again.

It would be interesting to hear from the other dude, though. Wouldn't that be the damnedest thing if he turned out to be a really nice guy?

I was reading through some of his myspace comments to see if I could find any connection to Eric, and he actually does seem to be a pretty nice guy. A little fruity perhaps, but nice.

Frazod
02-11-2009, 09:48 PM
I was reading through some of his myspace comments to see if I could find any connection to Eric, and he actually does seem to be a pretty nice guy. A little fruity perhaps, but nice.

God, that's terrible. Can you imagine finding out that some lifeless little douche stole your identity like that?

Certainly should make those of us who depict ourselves honestly here feel better about ourselves. Apparently there are worse things than being old and fat.

luv
02-11-2009, 09:50 PM
God, that's terrible. Can you imagine finding out that some lifeless little douche stole your identity like that?

Certainly should make those of us who depict ourselves honestly hear feel better about ourselves. Apparently there are worse things than being old and fat.

Or young and fat.

keg in kc
02-11-2009, 09:50 PM
Apparently there are worse things than being old and fat.There are?

Maybe there's hope for me yet.

Iowanian
02-11-2009, 09:51 PM
Certainly should make those of us who depict ourselves honestly hear feel better about ourselves. .

If you hadn't already received enough boots today to be sponsored by Redwing, I'd point out a grammar errror for the English teacher.

Frazod
02-11-2009, 09:52 PM
There are?

Maybe there's hope for me yet.

Nah. LMAO

keg in kc
02-11-2009, 09:52 PM
Nah. LMAOThat's what I was thinking.

Frazod
02-11-2009, 09:54 PM
If you hadn't already received enough boots today to be sponsored by Redwing, I'd point out a grammar errror for the English teacher.

Well, thanks for that. The swelling hasn't quite gone down yet.

And I won't mention the extra "r" you put in error. :)

Iowanian
02-11-2009, 10:06 PM
Think of it as a bonus question on the 4th grade Orange level SRA cards.

Fritz88
02-11-2009, 10:14 PM
I'll tell ya what. I'll reveal this...

If you start with the pic of himself that MV posted earlier in this thread and follow the trail, you can learn a lot about him. It takes some detective work, but you'll get there. It could be fun to see if others can figure out things that I couldn't.

I stopped reading this thread when things got out of hand. Now that I see you guys dissecting every single thing in MV's life. This is HOC worthy.

This turned out to be purely Epic.

CHIEF4EVER
02-11-2009, 10:28 PM
I've seen most of the people on here a few years ago so I will only attempt one. I picture Adept Havelock as a tall thin college professor type with a permanent wry smile. Maybe with a pair of conservative wire rimmed glasses. (Forgive me AH, I probably effed that totally up).

Spott
02-11-2009, 10:44 PM
Holy crap this thread got good. You all are some sneaky mofo's. Whichever dude MV is, he is most certainly a flaming homo.

RJ
02-11-2009, 10:55 PM
Could anyone explain this in a paragraph or so to a dumbass like myself?

Thanks in advance.


RJ

DeezNutz
02-11-2009, 10:58 PM
Could anyone explain this in a paragraph or so to a dumbass like myself?

Thanks in advance.


RJ

MV posted picture of himself. Mods used url from the picture to find photo bucket account. After using Google on photo bucket username, true identity of MV was unveiled--not the same guy in all the pictures.

BuckinKaeding (sp?) located the identity of the guy whom MV had been passing off as himself. DaFace has attempted contact.

And the Planet keeps on spinning.

blueballs
02-11-2009, 11:04 PM
also MV keeps soliciting pictures of posters
probably to use in other douchebaggedness
on other forums- recurring theme

RJ
02-11-2009, 11:08 PM
MV posted picture of himself. Mods used url from the picture to find photo bucket account. After using Google on photo bucket username, true identity of MV was unveiled--not the same guy in all the pictures.

BuckinKaeding (sp?) located the identity of the guy whom MV had been passing off as himself. DaFace has attempted contact.

And the Planet keeps on spinning.




Thanks, but I'm still puzzled. Has the true identity of MV been determined?

Is he Clark Kent? Peter Parker?

keg in kc
02-11-2009, 11:09 PM
Peter Puffer maybe.

DeezNutz
02-11-2009, 11:10 PM
Thanks, but I'm still puzzled. Has the true identity of MV been determined?

Is he Clark Kent? Peter Parker?

Yes. Not quite.

Go back about 5 pages or so. You'll see the evidence and be provided all the necessary links.

RJ
02-11-2009, 11:29 PM
Does this thread have something to do with the gay porn explosion?

Count Alex's Losses
02-11-2009, 11:31 PM
Does this thread have something to do with the gay porn explosion?

Oh yes...mmm...explode everywhere!

J Diddy
02-11-2009, 11:37 PM
Oh yes...mmm...explode everywhere!

youre such a fucking dipshit

DaFace
02-11-2009, 11:38 PM
Just FYI, I'm talking back and forth with Heath on facebook. Definitely NOT our Midnight_Vulture.

Frazod
02-11-2009, 11:39 PM
Just FYI, I'm talking back and forth with Heath on facebook. Definitely NOT our Midnight_Vulture.

What's his reaction to all this crap?

blueballs
02-11-2009, 11:40 PM
And we feel violated

DaFace
02-11-2009, 11:47 PM
What's his reaction to all this crap?

Not sure yet. I just sent him a huge message trying to explain the whole saga. I gave him links to this thread and the HOC thread, so maybe he'll decide to show up. I think it'd be awesome if he did, but won't blame him if he'd rather not.

I'll give an advance warning that, if Heath decides he doesn't want his pictures plastered around the internet, I'm willing to try and eliminate them from the Planet if I can. There are so many that it'd take a while, but I think it's the right thing to do if he requests it.

Frazod
02-11-2009, 11:55 PM
Not sure yet. I just sent him a huge message trying to explain the whole saga. I gave him links to this thread and the HOC thread, so maybe he'll decide to show up. I think it'd be awesome if he did, but won't blame him if he'd rather not.

I'll give an advance warning that, if Heath decides he doesn't want his pictures plastered around the internet, I'm willing to try and eliminate them from the Planet if I can. There are so many that it'd take a while, but I think it's the right thing to do if he requests it.

Under the circumstances, I feel that's something we should probably just go ahead and do. This guy's been violated.

DaFace
02-11-2009, 11:57 PM
Under the circumstances, I feel that's something we should probably just go ahead and do. This guy's been violated.

I'll wait and see what he says. I explicitly gave him the option. Maybe he'll see the humor in it and will be cool with them staying up, but I certainly won't blame him if not.

beavis
02-12-2009, 12:26 AM
I'm all kinds of confused. Are we also going on the assumption that Cyrus = MV?

Frazod
02-12-2009, 12:27 AM
I'm all kinds of confused. Are also going on the assumption that Cyrus = MV?

No. That LB 52 jackass has been pulling the porn bomb shit for years.

Buck
02-12-2009, 12:42 AM
He responded to my myspace message and I said something too. I told him that someone else was taking care of it I think.

This whole thing is pretty funny.

Darth CarlSatan
02-12-2009, 12:46 AM
Has he been forewarned regarding the assault on his perceived metro sexuality?

Darth CarlSatan
02-12-2009, 12:47 AM
Has he been forewarned regarding the assault on his perceived metro sexuality?

ADDENDUM:

My fucking KINGDOM for the ability to load a sig pic bigger than a matchbox car.

Count Alex's Losses
02-12-2009, 12:48 AM
This guy's been violated.

So many jokes, so little time.

Buck
02-12-2009, 12:51 AM
Man we ragged on that Heath guy so many times.

Thats gonna be funny when he reads all the comments about himself.

Count Alex's Losses
02-12-2009, 12:54 AM
I still want to be him. Just with my head on his body. He could score MAJOR poon then.

Katipan
02-12-2009, 07:12 AM
Someone needs to contact Katipan because she was going to run something down her thighs.

I nominate myself from about 10 years ago.

I flush it out every 5 years or so.

DaKCMan AP
02-12-2009, 07:42 AM
This thread certainly went to another level since yesterday afternoon.

Frazod
02-12-2009, 09:17 AM
Looks like our pal MV came stopped by around 3:00 a.m.

I wonder why he didn't comment on this thread..... :hmmm:

luv
02-12-2009, 09:24 AM
Looks like our pal MV came stopped by around 3:00 a.m.

I wonder why he didn't comment on this thread..... :hmmm:

Newest member's name is Heath. Last activity at 2:46AM this morning.

Goapics1
02-12-2009, 09:28 AM
MV is a fraud. Oddly, I am disappointed for some reason.

DaFace
02-12-2009, 09:39 AM
Newest member's name is Heath. Last activity at 2:46AM this morning.

That's the real guy. I just confirmed his account, so maybe he'll stop by and say hi sometime today.

Darth CarlSatan
02-12-2009, 09:44 AM
Looks like our pal MV came stopped by around 3:00 a.m.

I wonder why he didn't comment on this thread..... :hmmm:

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Otter
02-12-2009, 09:46 AM
I still want to be him. Just with my head on his body. He could score MAJOR poon then.

Personality transplant?

So let me get this straight: MV has been using pics from some random guy on the web?

dirk digler
02-12-2009, 09:47 AM
Awesome job DaFace and BK and the rest of you internet detectives. This is great great work and complete ownage. I doubt we hear from MV again.

Short Leash Hootie
02-12-2009, 09:50 AM
Awesome job DaFace and BK and the rest of you internet detectives. This is great great work and complete ownage. I doubt we hear from MV again.

we'll hear from his next account

Buck
02-12-2009, 09:53 AM
Awesome job DaFace and BK and the rest of you internet detectives. This is great great work and complete ownage. I doubt we hear from MV again.
Internet sleuthing FTW!
we'll hear from his next account

Maybe, maybe not. I doubt that this guy has ever felt this embarrassed.

dirk digler
02-12-2009, 09:56 AM
we'll hear from his next account

I highly doubt it.

Internet sleuthing FTW!



Great job BK

Iowanian
02-12-2009, 09:57 AM
I feel a little bad for the guy whose pics he was posting.

I think we ripped on him, mostly due to the way the fraud was acting-a-douche.

Rain Man
02-12-2009, 09:58 AM
All of my heroes eventually crash to earth.

Buck
02-12-2009, 09:58 AM
I got a myspace message from him (the real Heath) at 12:30 in the morning that he said he was going to "post a thread" in this forum. Not sure if he meant this one, or start a new one, but I don't know if n00bs can start threads.

Frazod
02-12-2009, 09:58 AM
Internet sleuthing FTW!


Maybe, maybe not. I doubt that this guy has ever felt this embarrassed.

Hopefully he's twitching at the end of a rope in his mom's basement right now.

dirk digler
02-12-2009, 10:02 AM
I got a myspace message from him (the real Heath) at 12:30 in the morning that he said he was going to "post a thread" in this forum. Not sure if he meant this one, or start a new one, but I don't know if n00bs can start threads.

Maybe DaFace can let him start a thread

Simply Red
02-12-2009, 10:06 AM
I picture Katipan as some moderately hot asian girl in a video-game wearing limited clothing, holding and swinging a sword @ you.

beach tribe
02-12-2009, 10:08 AM
Wow. Just finish reading the thread.

I'm speechless. BRAVO!! Did you guys ever figure out exactly who MV is though. This Bock guy? Are there any pics of him? I think Heath probably has the answers. I hope you guys told Heath that we only bashed him because of his attitude, so he'll show up.

EPIC planeteers. EPIC.

Buck
02-12-2009, 10:10 AM
Wow. Just finish reading the thread.

I'm speechless. BRAVO!! Did you guys ever figure out exactly who MV is though. This Bock guy? Are there any pics of him? I think Heath probably has the answers. I hope you guys told Heath that we only bashed him because of his attitude, so he'll show up.

EPIC planeteers. EPIC.

My avatar is the real Eric Bock.

DaKCMan AP
02-12-2009, 10:10 AM
I feel a little bad for the guy whose pics he was posting.

I think we ripped on him, mostly due to the way the fraud was acting-a-douche.

Pretty much. If an ugly fatty is walking down the sidewalk I'm not going to stop, point and make fun of the ugly fatty. However, if an ugly fatty starts insulting others based upon physical appearance then the ugly fatty would get bashed relentlessly.

Frazod
02-12-2009, 10:10 AM
I picture Katipan as some moderately hot asian girl in a video-game wearing limited clothing, holding and swinging a sword @ you.

There is nothing moderate about Katipan's hotness.

beach tribe
02-12-2009, 10:11 AM
My avatar is the real Eric Bock.

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL:evil::evil::evil:


Unbelievably fuking awesome.

A real ladies man.

DaKCMan AP
02-12-2009, 10:12 AM
There is nothing moderate about Katipan's hotness.

this thread is worthle... you know how it goes

dirk digler
02-12-2009, 10:15 AM
this thread is worthle... you know how it goes

Definitely but the way she talks...she really should go in the internet chat sex business.

Buck
02-12-2009, 10:16 AM
ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL:evil::evil::evil:


Unbelievably fuking awesome.

A real ladies man.

Heres some more.

http://www.joblo.com/forums/pictures/6002/image_4d5bf886.jpg
http://www.joblo.com/forums/pictures/6002/image_e742669c.jpg
http://www.joblo.com/forums/pictures/6002/image_30bb1479.jpg

kindra68
02-12-2009, 10:20 AM
Wow! I really need to get the Internet at the house! This tread is priceless!


Oh and btw.. I promise to try, to never piss CP off! Haha

Frazod
02-12-2009, 10:27 AM
this thread is worthle... you know how it goes

Well, I didn't take pictures. I doubt if my wife would have appreciated that very much. :D

beach tribe
02-12-2009, 10:32 AM
Heres some more.

http://www.joblo.com/forums/pictures/6002/image_4d5bf886.jpg
http://www.joblo.com/forums/pictures/6002/image_e742669c.jpg
http://www.joblo.com/forums/pictures/6002/image_30bb1479.jpg

Wierd. I can't see the pics, but I can see the URLs in the quote, but can't click them or anyhing. I guess what I'm trying to say is, I don't see any pics.

Darth CarlSatan
02-12-2009, 10:33 AM
Heres some more.

http://www.joblo.com/forums/pictures/6002/image_4d5bf886.jpg
http://www.joblo.com/forums/pictures/6002/image_e742669c.jpg
http://www.joblo.com/forums/pictures/6002/image_30bb1479.jpg

That little shit has a face that was MADE for throwing a dodge ball at.

Katipan
02-12-2009, 10:34 AM
Well, I didn't take pictures. I doubt if my wife would have appreciated that very much. :D

Your wife is a sweetheart. A couple more drinks and I could have taken whatever pictures I wanted.

But I was afraid to leave you alone with Brian. I don't know if your liver would have lasted. I'm not sure how mine did.

Buck
02-12-2009, 10:34 AM
Wierd. I can't see the pics, but I can see the URLs in the quote, but can't click them or anyhing. I guess what I'm trying to say is, I don't see any pics.

Weird, just go here then.

http://www.joblo.com/forums/myprofile.php?u=6002

Frazod
02-12-2009, 10:41 AM
Your wife is a sweetheart. A couple more drinks and I could have taken whatever pictures I wanted.

But I was afraid to leave you alone with Brian. I don't know if your liver would have lasted. I'm not sure how mine did.

Unlike Rausch, I was smart enough not to challenge the master. :D

Donger
02-12-2009, 10:42 AM
Weird, just go here then.

http://www.joblo.com/forums/myprofile.php?u=6002

He looks like a slightly retarded and pudgy John Leguizumo (sp?)

Donger
02-12-2009, 10:42 AM
Your wife is a sweetheart. A couple more drinks and I could have taken whatever pictures I wanted.

But I was afraid to leave you alone with Brian. I don't know if your liver would have lasted. I'm not sure how mine did.

My wife wants to lick your ears. I don't know why.

beach tribe
02-12-2009, 10:43 AM
He looks like a slightly retarded and pudgy John Leguizumo (sp?)
Dead on.

luv
02-12-2009, 10:44 AM
I'm so repping AC for starting this thread.

beach tribe
02-12-2009, 10:44 AM
My curiosity as to Katipan's appearance is pretty strong about now.

Frazod
02-12-2009, 10:45 AM
My wife wants to lick your ears. I don't know why.

Can I watch?

Buck
02-12-2009, 10:46 AM
My curiosity as to Katipan's appearance is pretty strong about now.

+1

Darth CarlSatan
02-12-2009, 10:46 AM
DCS dubs thee; Midnight Fashion Suck.

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn182/lightbringerrr/MIDNIGHTFASHIONSUCK.png

Donger
02-12-2009, 10:46 AM
My curiosity as to Katipan's appearance is pretty strong about now.

She's very pretty. I won't go into her breasts, however.

Buck
02-12-2009, 10:48 AM
DCS dubs thee; Midnight Fashion Suck.

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn182/lightbringerrr/MIDNIGHTFASHIONSUCK.png

All hes missing is the Members Only Jacket.

beach tribe
02-12-2009, 10:50 AM
She's very pretty. I won't go into her breasts, however.

So she's asian?

Got nice breasts, and she's very pretty. got it.

Donger
02-12-2009, 10:50 AM
So she's asian?

Got nice breasts, and she's very pretty. got it.

Why don't you ask her?

Otter
02-12-2009, 10:51 AM
I've had an account at JoeBlo for years. I should post a link to this thread calling him out.

No wonder I don't post there anymore. Too many teen age dweebs.

Darth CarlSatan
02-12-2009, 10:52 AM
All hes missing is the Members Only Jacket.

LMAO That company should have ditched clothing, and focused on "Members Only" condoms. Much more lasting value.

I see Midnight Suck sporting the red Michael Jackson jacket with 20+zippers.

luv
02-12-2009, 10:54 AM
All hes missing is the Members Only Jacket.

I actually heard those were coming back into style.

DaFace
02-12-2009, 10:55 AM
DCS dubs thee; Midnight Fashion Suck.

Try not to put curse words in images. Our word filter can't pick those up and censor those for those who would like to.

Katipan
02-12-2009, 10:56 AM
So she's asian?

Got nice breasts, and she's very pretty. got it.

I don't look asian and I don't have breasts.

I'm hilarious on the Internet tho.

Darth CarlSatan
02-12-2009, 11:00 AM
I actually heard those were coming back into style.

I'm sure Uncle Rico will be thrilled.

beach tribe
02-12-2009, 11:06 AM
Why don't you ask her?

I'm shy.;)

burt
02-12-2009, 11:07 AM
I don't look asian and I don't have breasts.

I'm hilarious on the Internet tho.

Wow.....I don't look asian, and I have breasts......just not funny on the interweb....

beach tribe
02-12-2009, 11:09 AM
I don't look asian and I don't have breasts.

I'm hilarious on the Internet tho.

Yes, you are funny.

And you'll always be a big breasted, hot, asian girl in my mind.:D

Donger
02-12-2009, 11:10 AM
I'm shy.;)

So is Mer.

Jilly
02-12-2009, 11:15 AM
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=433379867

I haven't gone through the rest of this thread yet to know if y'all have found this out - but I went to this link and said this profile had been deleted

Buck
02-12-2009, 11:17 AM
Dont worry, I've saved his pics on my desktop.

Jilly
02-12-2009, 11:17 AM
I don't look asian and I don't have breasts.

I'm hilarious on the Internet tho.

Yes...I have lol'ed numerous times due to your shenanigans.

but, omg, I am guessing, we would be bff in RL.

(I was trying to speak internet....I'm not good at that though)

DaKCMan AP
02-12-2009, 11:18 AM
I don't look asian and I don't have breasts.

I'm hilarious on the Internet tho.

You didn't address the 'very pretty' part..

beach tribe
02-12-2009, 11:26 AM
I haven't gone through the rest of this thread yet to know if y'all have found this out - but I went to this link and said this profile had been deleted

Wow, he got on it quick......Fatality.

Katipan
02-12-2009, 11:28 AM
Yes, you are funny.

And you'll always be a big breasted, hot, asian girl in my mind.:D

ME TOO!

dirk digler
02-12-2009, 11:28 AM
I don't look asian and I don't have breasts.

I'm hilarious on the Internet tho.

No breasts are ok as long as your ass is nice. Is it?

beach tribe
02-12-2009, 11:29 AM
ME TOO!

The looks, AND the laughter. Killer Combo.

Donger
02-12-2009, 11:30 AM
No breasts are ok as long as your ass is nice. Is it?

Like a 10 year-old boy.

Katipan
02-12-2009, 11:30 AM
Yes...I have lol'ed numerous times due to your shenanigans.

but, omg, I am guessing, we would be bff in RL.

(I was trying to speak internet....I'm not good at that though)

We'd ttlly rock w/e town was luck e enuff 2 hav us 2gthr. Paint it rd. Rape ol dudes. It would B GR8.

dirk digler
02-12-2009, 11:31 AM
Like a 10 year-old boy.

I don't know what to say

Buck
02-12-2009, 11:32 AM
We'd ttlly rock w/e town was luck e enuff 2 hav us 2gthr. Paint it rd. Rape ol dudes. It would B GR8.

Sorry, thats my new sig.

Jilly
02-12-2009, 11:32 AM
We'd ttlly rock w/e town was luck e enuff 2 hav us 2gthr. Paint it rd. Rape ol dudes. It would B GR8.

Had a hard time with the rape ol dudes part didn't you?

Mr. Laz
02-12-2009, 11:36 AM
Had a hard time with the rape ol dudes part didn't you?
i volunteer to play the part of the "ol dude"


http://activerain.com/image_store/uploads/8/5/2/6/7/ar120763076476258.jpg

Katipan
02-12-2009, 11:46 AM
Had a hard time with the rape ol dudes part didn't you?

I tried plugging it (rape old dudes) into this thing that translate normal human conversation into that which passes for teenage vernacular, but it kept coming back "rape old dudes."

Which means our younger generation is dropping the ball. balls.

keg in kc
02-12-2009, 01:16 PM
I don't know what to saySo, basically, 10-year old boys asses make you speechless?

Valiant
02-12-2009, 03:08 PM
Claythan is really going to be crushed by this. I think he wanted the faux MV to pop his cherry. LMAO

After reading the thread backwards.. Maybe MV is gochiefs alt..

beach tribe
02-12-2009, 03:10 PM
After reading the thread backwards.. Maybe MV is gochiefs alt..

Claythan would probably have sex with Eric Bock too.

Frazod
02-12-2009, 03:13 PM
After reading the thread backwards.. Maybe MV is gochiefs alt..

Claythan's definitely got more game than Midnight Vulture. LMAO

Count Alex's Losses
02-12-2009, 03:23 PM
Doubt it. I've never even been inside a hooters.

Valiant
02-12-2009, 03:28 PM
Claythan's definitely got more game than Midnight Vulture. LMAO

Could also be an elaborate hoax setup from the start.. Ala, what a few think Joaquin phoenix is doing..

We had somebody do this on the old starsiege boards around 99/00.. Man I wish that game got a decent sequel..

Frazod
02-12-2009, 03:29 PM
The oddest thing about him is that he looks like a giant toddler - it seems that his head stopped morphing into adulthood after age 3 and instead just got larger.

I'll bet that fool couldn't get laid in a whorehouse.

keg in kc
02-12-2009, 03:37 PM
I'll bet that fool couldn't get laid in a whorehouse.Resisting....the urge....to make....crack....argh

Frazod
02-12-2009, 03:40 PM
Resisting....the urge....to make....crack....argh

Hey, I've gotten laid in a whorehouse. nlm

keg in kc
02-12-2009, 03:41 PM
Hey, I've gotten laid in a whorehouse. And have the prescriptions to prove it!

:fire:

Frankie
02-12-2009, 08:06 PM
Hey, I've gotten laid in a whorehouse. nlm

Geez Fraz, up till now I thought you were a dude.

JOhn
02-12-2009, 08:10 PM
Hey, I've gotten laid in a whorehouse. nlm

ROFL

Simply Red
02-12-2009, 08:25 PM
I think PastorMikH looks like a linebacker.

Simply Red
02-12-2009, 08:26 PM
I think DaKCMan AP looks like a young Robbie Benson.

unothadeal
02-12-2009, 08:56 PM
THIS is DCS:

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn182/lightbringerrr/manbeerhappy-2.png

Do you always squint while wearing sunglasses?

Frazod
02-12-2009, 09:28 PM
Geez Fraz, up till now I thought you were a dude.

Yeah, I did that when I was 19 year old sailor, overseas, a quarter of a century ago.

I didn't realize you were such a fucking prude. :rolleyes:

smittysbar
02-12-2009, 09:57 PM
UN FUCKING BE LEAVE A BALL

Frazod
02-12-2009, 11:04 PM
I love the haters. Most of you are too pu$$y to post pics of yourselves cause you know you are so ugly or fat that everyone will rip on you.

At least Fatzod has put a pic of himself on the internet. And even Mecca has too.

But most of you are too chicken shit to do so hahahaha.

BUMPROFL

PastorMikH
02-12-2009, 11:26 PM
I think PastorMikH looks like a linebacker.


A linebacker? I could play DT if I had the skill to go with my size!

Crush
02-12-2009, 11:29 PM
BUMPROFL



LMAO

Sam Hall
02-12-2009, 11:35 PM
People tell me I look like Toby Maguire. I think I can see it.

Reerun_KC
02-12-2009, 11:39 PM
This has to be Chiefzilla

http://www.purederry.com/photos/windowlicker.jpg

Rausch
02-13-2009, 03:03 AM
Unlike Rausch, I was smart enough not to challenge the master. :D

IIRC "The Master" went down next time like Darth Maul in episode 1: far too easily and for the count...:)

JazzzLovr
02-13-2009, 03:17 AM
IIRC "The Master" went down next time like Darth Maul in episode 1: far too easily and for the count...:)

But as far as I know, he didn't leave chunks all along I-70. That achievement remains yours and yours alone. :D


Ahhhhh... good times... ;)

Mecca
02-13-2009, 03:25 AM
I haven't really read this threat what happened?

DaKCMan AP
02-13-2009, 08:09 AM
I think DaKCMan AP looks like a young Robbie Benson.

http://organpron.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/robby-benson.jpg

I look better than that..

Frankie
02-13-2009, 08:23 AM
Yeah, I did that when I was 19 year old sailor, overseas, a quarter of a century ago.

I didn't realize you were such a ****ing prude. :rolleyes:

:D

That's not what I meant. You misunderstood the point of the needling. I won't explain it. It'll ruin the joke.
:)

Frankie
02-13-2009, 08:34 AM
Most of you are too pu$$y to post pics of yourselves cause you know you are so ugly or fat that everyone will rip on you.

Oh yeah?! Check this out:

Darth CarlSatan
02-13-2009, 11:28 AM
Do you always squint while wearing sunglasses?

Yes.

DaneMcCloud
02-13-2009, 11:38 AM
This has to be Chiefzilla

http://www.purederry.com/photos/windowlicker.jpg

ROFL

Darth CarlSatan
02-13-2009, 11:41 AM
Oh yeah?! Check this out:

Your bravery is unsurpassed in the history of mankind.

Frankie
02-13-2009, 12:52 PM
Your bravery is unsurpassed in the history of mankind.

Thanks. I thought so too.

Ari Chi3fs
02-13-2009, 01:45 PM
wow. what an epic display of awesome ownage.

Frankie
02-13-2009, 02:43 PM
wow. what an epic display of awesome ownage.

Thank you too. Really,... it was nothing.

88TG88
02-13-2009, 04:27 PM
Thank you too. Really,... it was nothing.

LMAO

Mr. Kotter
07-21-2009, 06:37 PM
Holy cripes, how'd I miss this.... LMAO

crazzycat
08-19-2009, 02:15 AM
Awesome photos

Frankie
08-19-2009, 12:09 PM
What does everyone think everyone looks like... /

I think I look like this:

http://www.limitemagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/sean-connery-james-bond.jpg




(I don't own a mirror though.)

Sofa King
09-02-2009, 09:32 AM
I think I look like this:

http://www.limitemagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/sean-connery-james-bond.jpg




(I don't own a mirror though.)



uhhhh, this is awkward....

Pink Paradise 2010
11-06-2009, 04:40 PM
dont know, dont wanna know.... LMAO

HemiEd
11-06-2009, 10:57 PM
Wow, haven't been down here in a few years. I would say every looks similar to a cross between Dole and BRC, on average.

Ugly Duck
12-18-2009, 01:48 AM
I always picture people looking like their avatars.

Uh-oh....

crazycoffey
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05-04-2011, 01:47 PM
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