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'Hamas' Jenkins
02-13-2009, 04:38 PM
I slept through the first half of the first round. I wake up, and see the draft crawler, and it showed that Stafford had been drafted by the Lions. I wait and wait and see nothing about the Chiefs.

Finally, about halfway through the dream, I see that we had drafted William Beatty, T, Connecticut with the third overall pick. I fucking lose it. I go to NFLDC, NFL.com, I'm all over the place looking for some reason to justify why we spent the third overall pick on a third round tackle.

I start screaming at the TV, "NO!! NO!!! NO!!!" Followed by a steady stream of invectives, cursing the name of Scott Pioli and the fucking horse he rode in on.

Finally, I snapped up from my sleep bathed in a cold sweat, did a double take, and checked the date.

I'm losing it.

Pestilence
02-13-2009, 04:40 PM
The true fans are starting to get to you.

allen_kcCard
02-13-2009, 04:51 PM
Whats the story on this T from conn?

Rain Man
02-13-2009, 04:52 PM
I wonder if Stafford has those draft dreams where he's falling, or where he shows up at the combine but hasn't studied for the Wonderlic at all.

PhillyChiefFan
02-13-2009, 06:51 PM
I heard he was coming up the charts :D

Buehler445
02-13-2009, 10:37 PM
ROFL

Dude. Not cool. Maybe you should step away from draft talk for awhile.

Mecca
02-14-2009, 06:30 AM
Don't look now but William Beatty is going with the 1st pick of the 2nd round to the Lions on the new NFLDC mock...

milkman
02-14-2009, 07:47 AM
I wonder if Stafford has those draft dreams where he's falling, or where he shows up at the combine but hasn't studied for the Wonderlic at all.

Probably not, since it appears he's not going to work out at the combines.

Fat Elvis
02-14-2009, 09:13 AM
There is one way to make those dreams go away....


Kill yourself.

warrior
02-16-2009, 04:43 PM
That's called a nightmare not a dream. :doh!:

B_Ambuehl
02-16-2009, 08:58 PM
I had a weird assed dream last week regarding the draft. Someone traded up to #1 and drafted Stafford then someone drafted Orakpo at #3. The weird thing is I couldn't see what teams were drafting who, just who was getting picked at what spot. I wouldn't put much stock in it though because in that same dream Darren Sproles suffered a career ending knee injury the day before free agency started playing soccer with a bunch of teenagers. :)

talastan
02-17-2009, 03:46 PM
I wonder if Stafford has those draft dreams where he's falling, or where he shows up at the combine but hasn't studied for the Wonderlic at all.

No just nightmares of getting drafted by the Lions! ROFL

RJ
02-18-2009, 01:43 PM
The thread starter reminds me of Raising Arizona.

blueballs
02-28-2009, 11:24 AM
HA

Ultra Peanut
02-28-2009, 12:49 PM
You have awesome dreams.

eazyb81
02-28-2009, 02:42 PM
I've had weird dreams like that about sports before - pretty sure I had a dream about drafting Dorsey last year.

It's always a good sign that you are spending way too much time thinking about a choice you have no control over.

Ultra Peanut
02-28-2009, 02:47 PM
I once dreamed that Memphis beat Miami to win the Orange Bowl or something and the local NBC station broke in and Dave Brown was all, "How about that!"

And then a couple of years later I dreamed that Memphis had a 1-1 draw with Texas in the College Baseball World Series, which was played as a soccer match. They were totally wearing baseball uniforms, though.