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Demonpenz
02-27-2009, 09:50 AM
The crack of the bat, the cool spring breeze, a error made by a shortstop. This can only mean one thing! The Royals are back! Only thing that is wrong is the large mess created by construction crews at the stadium affectingly known as The K (presumably named after the much beloved royal Mark Quinn) . There were grumblings early on about being behind schedule and low on funds, but when we got out to the K, the staff here was appalled with what they saw. “There was shit all over the place, everything was ****ed up” 77 year old Martha Marthenson reported. Martha has been going to games since the 20’s when legends like Bill Pecota and Chico Lind roamed the field. I had to go see for myself just the mess that was created. I walked into the once awesome stadium only to be greeted by hammers, nails, sawing, and a power point presentation full of bad font and sweet roll in graffics when the slide changed. “ Here we have some stuff and more stuff, “ said the worker with his hard hat on. We then went on to discuss why the stage in centerfield was scratched. As many know there were plans for a stage which would host rock stars and legends such as The Gin Blossoms, but instead that idea was scrapped giving new meaning to the album “New Miserable Experience” The man working there didn’t know all the shit laying around was going to be picked up by opening day, but did assure me that security will show me out. Just another swing and a miss for a team that should be used to striking out.

Bacon Cheeseburger
02-27-2009, 10:10 AM
Link?

Dr. Facebook Fever
02-27-2009, 10:14 AM
That may just be the dumbest thing I've ever read.

Bacon Cheeseburger
02-27-2009, 10:16 AM
That may just be the dumbest thing I've ever read.
You don't spend anywhere near enough time here then.

Demonpenz
02-27-2009, 10:20 AM
Link?

a.t. = atchison times

kchero
02-27-2009, 10:20 AM
That may just be the dumbest thing I've ever read.

I second that motion.

http://thinkinq.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/4th-place-fail-700.jpg

Chazno
02-27-2009, 10:23 AM
I'm guessing they are still looking for a new proofreader?

Toadkiller
02-27-2009, 10:36 AM
I pride myself on my ability to read and understand retard but that article just has me scratching my head.

DaWolf
02-27-2009, 10:40 AM
Yeah, I have a feeling that when you are renovating, crap is left lying around. I didn't exactly throw dinner parties when renovating my house...

Demonpenz
02-27-2009, 10:43 AM
Yeah, I have a feeling that when you are renovating, crap is left lying around. I didn't exactly throw dinner parties when renovating my house...

I didn't understand that part either :(

Bowser
02-27-2009, 10:43 AM
LMAO

Demonpenz
02-27-2009, 10:45 AM
LMAO

wasting taxpayers money is NOT funny

Deberg_1990
02-27-2009, 10:51 AM
I just miss the Royals teams from back in the day when Fine Young Cannibals were dominating the charts. :)

Priest31kc
02-27-2009, 11:06 AM
this was the stupidest thing i've ever read.

BigRock
02-27-2009, 11:08 AM
wasting taxpayers money is NOT funny

Whatever this article is supposed to be, serious isn't one of them.

A 77 year old wasn't attending games in the 20's. Bill Pecota played in KC in the 80's. Chico Lind played in the 90's. Nobody built a stage to feature "legends such as The Gin Blossoms". Etc. etc. etc.

blaise
02-27-2009, 11:09 AM
Tell Martha Marthensen to shut her old damn mouth.

Reaper16
02-27-2009, 11:10 AM
the stadium affectingly known as The K (presumably named after the much beloved royal Mark Quinn) .
LMAO

Reaper16
02-27-2009, 11:11 AM
Whatever this article is supposed to be, serious isn't one of them.

A 77 year old wasn't attending games in the 20's. Bill Pecota played in KC in the 80's. Chico Lind played in the 90's. Nobody built a stage to feature "legends such as The Gin Blossoms". Etc. etc. etc.

It appears to be a poorly written attempt at humor.
How in the Blue Hell have you missed demonpenz posts this whole time you've been a member?

Demonpenz
02-27-2009, 11:15 AM
Whatever this article is supposed to be, serious isn't one of them.

A 77 year old wasn't attending games in the 20's. Bill Pecota played in KC in the 80's. Chico Lind played in the 90's. Nobody built a stage to feature "legends such as The Gin Blossoms". Etc. etc. etc.


wtf you are right the royals weren't around in the 20's this is someone's attempt for humor

MOhillbilly
02-27-2009, 11:19 AM
stoopadist tred evra.

Bowser
02-27-2009, 11:22 AM
How in the Blue Hell have you missed demonpenz posts this whole time you've been a member?

Penz reminds me of Forrest and Lt. Dan out shrimpin' after the other shrimp boats had been destroyed.

Demonpenz
02-27-2009, 11:24 AM
Penz reminds me of Forrest and Lt. Dan out shrimpin' after the other shrimp boats had been destroyed.

life is like airwolf season 3 you never know what you're going to get

BigRock
02-27-2009, 11:26 AM
How in the Blue Hell have you missed demonpenz posts this whole time you've been a member?

I like stuff that's funny?

Reaper16
02-27-2009, 11:30 AM
I like stuff that's funny?
If this thread (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=190117) isn't funny to you, then you've been watching too much TNA or something

Blindside58
02-27-2009, 11:31 AM
JFC! Somebody owes me an apology for the loss of the 30 seconds of my precious time.

Demonpenz
02-27-2009, 11:35 AM
The people that are hating on the article are why scary movie 1-4 are so popular

Demonpenz
02-27-2009, 11:38 AM
I likes me some benny hill the part where he slipped on a bannana peel now that was comedy. Now you got these folks and their jokes. well back in my day we would ring their necks

BigRock
02-27-2009, 11:39 AM
If this thread (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=190117) isn't funny to you, then you've been watching too much TNA or something

JESUS CHRIST, THE BBQ IS BACK, MIKE TENAY!

speak24
02-27-2009, 11:40 AM
Is this for real...

Demonpenz
02-27-2009, 11:53 AM
new k

Bowser
02-27-2009, 11:59 AM
My favorite part of the proposed ideas is the BOOOO on top of the scoreboard.

Sully
02-27-2009, 12:06 PM
new k

Blue Thunder?
Blue fucking Thunder?

You call yourself an Airwolf fan, and dare to even mention the words "Blue Thunder?"


You sonofabitch......







p.s. I had a toy Blue Thunder as a kid. It flew in tandem with my later Airwolf model.

Demonpenz
02-27-2009, 12:08 PM
sorry LMAO blue thunder was pretty sweet especially the scene where they look at a naked chick. Used to pause that part on my betamax and wack off to that (well and roy schnieder)

Sully
02-27-2009, 12:10 PM
Yeah, but Airwolf had the cute redhead, who took Borgnine's seat sometimes.


Wasn't she also on the A-Team?
No...it was Magnum PI...I think...

Demonpenz
02-27-2009, 12:12 PM
fun

Demonpenz
02-27-2009, 12:14 PM
Yeah, but Airwolf had the cute redhead, who took Borgnine's seat sometimes.


Wasn't she also on the A-Team?
No...it was Magnum PI...I think...

no one could replace's doms skill on the chaffs and flairs though. It really shows when airwolf went against redwolf and about lost because dom wasn't back there. Luckily String was able to do a invert cobra to get the kill

Demonpenz
02-27-2009, 12:16 PM
whew I just rewatched redwolf vs airwolf on youtube. Shit has me sweating for awhile. They don't make em like string anymore :Thumb:

Sully
02-27-2009, 12:17 PM
no one could replace's doms skill on the chaffs and flairs though. It really shows when airwolf went against redwolf and about lost because dom wasn't back there. Luckily String was able to do a invert cobra to get the kill

I just read about the real-life demise of the Airwolf helicopter.
I have a tear on my face.


I can't believe it ended that way.

Demonpenz
02-27-2009, 12:19 PM
Sadly many legends of helicoptering have sad endings. I just red the other day where the chopper of of RIPTIDE crashed

Demonpenz
02-27-2009, 12:20 PM
My favorite part on the battle between redwolf and airwolf is when the Redwolf pilot calls stringfellow hawk "chicken Hawk" Then Stringfellow promply owns his ass with a maverick heat singing air to air misstle of sweet death

Sully
02-27-2009, 12:21 PM
Sadly many legends of helicoptering have sad endings. I just red the other day where the chopper of of RIPTIDE crashed

If I find out the plane from "Tales of the Gold Monkey" has crashed, I'm offing myself.

Demonpenz
02-27-2009, 12:22 PM
If I find out the plane from "Tales of the Gold Monkey" has crashed, I'm offing myself.

I think that one is still flying, no word on the "spruce goose" from ducktails though

Sully
02-27-2009, 12:23 PM
I think the Corsairs from "Black Sheep Squadron" are safe, as well.

I can still go on.

Demonpenz
02-27-2009, 12:26 PM
I think the Corsairs from "Black Sheep Squadron" are safe, as well.

I can still go on.


yeah they eventually got transfered to the aircraft carrier from "the final countdown" movie

Demonpenz
02-27-2009, 12:27 PM
They need to make final coundown movie part two airwolf goes through a storm goes back in time To WW1 gets into a dog fight with the redbaron. Finally shoots the red baron down then stringfellow hawk goes down lands takes off the redbarons hat and stuff and it turns out to be snoopy. I smell grammy!

speak24
02-27-2009, 01:37 PM
ROFL

Chief_in_Commander
02-27-2009, 02:24 PM
I'm guessing they are still looking for a new proofreader?
You mean "graffics" isn't spelled like that? Whoa....