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John_Wayne
02-28-2009, 10:57 AM
If you think they have, there are a bunch of obvious questions that should come to mind.

I was watching TV and saw a clip of astronauts floating around in the space station and it just made me wonder......

DaKCMan AP
02-28-2009, 10:57 AM
duh

Baby Lee
02-28-2009, 10:59 AM
Jizz in the airhandler.

CaptainMorgan
02-28-2009, 11:00 AM
Isn't that the reason for why women are allowed to become astronauts?

Pioli Zombie
02-28-2009, 11:01 AM
Jim lovell and frank borman seemed very close.
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RJ
02-28-2009, 11:03 AM
Isn't that the reason for why women are allowed to become astronauts?



It's an added benefit, but the original purpose was to iron the space suits.

Pioli Zombie
02-28-2009, 11:05 AM
In fact rumor has it on Apollo 8 while Bill Anders was reading out of the book of genesis, Lovell was fucking Borman in the ass.
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CaptainMorgan
02-28-2009, 11:07 AM
It's an added benefit, but the original purpose was to iron the space suits.

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rockymtnchief
02-28-2009, 11:08 AM
Astronauts first experimented with orange Tang. Today they experiment with poon tang.

ChiefaRoo
02-28-2009, 11:08 AM
"Allright why is there egg drop soup floating around the crew cabin?"

bdeg
02-28-2009, 11:08 AM
Isn't that the reason for why women are allowed to become astronauts?

ROFL

I bet it's happened in the Russian one.

Pioli Zombie
02-28-2009, 11:18 AM
"Allright why is there egg drop soup floating around the crew cabin?"

Jurgens lotion
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Pioli Zombie
02-28-2009, 11:26 AM
Let me ask you this. Say you were on a 14 day mission like Gemini 7. How many of you could last that long without spanking it?

I would be out by the 20th orbit.
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Chiefless
02-28-2009, 11:27 AM
I know I'd want to try it. NASA prolly puts saltpeter in their food tho.

Bob Dole
02-28-2009, 11:30 AM
I know I'd want to try it. NASA prolly puts saltpeter in their food tho.

The 4 shuttle astronauts they talked to reported lowered libido, though one reported uncomfortable and persistent morning wood.

buddha
02-28-2009, 11:33 AM
The Russian women can be amazing. We have a large Russian and Lithuanian immigration going on where I live and the young women are smoking hot.

Hog Farmer
02-28-2009, 11:34 AM
One of the first flights to outer space contained 5 bags of boar jizz to see what the effects would be on semen motility.

Zebedee DuBois
02-28-2009, 11:37 AM
Given zero gravity and inertia, it would seem more difficult to remain 'engaged'. The backstroke would be more difficult to overcome. Possible solutions would be: a.) against a wall with handholds for the outside partner, or b.) an elastic band around the hips of both partners.

Pioli Zombie
02-28-2009, 11:37 AM
One of the first flights to outer space contained 5 bags of boar jizz to see what the effects would be on semen motility.

Ick. Can you imagine the poor grunt at NASA who had to jerk off all those boars?
A lot of our posters wives could probably relate.
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HypnotizedMonkey
02-28-2009, 11:37 AM
space dock.

SnakeXJones
02-28-2009, 11:38 AM
One of the first flights to outer space contained 5 bags of boar jizz to see what the effects would be on semen motility.

So .... somebody has boar whacker on their job description at nasa hmmm?

John_Wayne
02-28-2009, 12:54 PM
What would the new sex position be called? And what woudl the position be?

Gravedigger
02-28-2009, 12:55 PM
Unless you're just looking for a power trip, just have sex in a body of water, its cheaper.

Bob Dole
02-28-2009, 01:14 PM
Given zero gravity and inertia, it would seem more difficult to remain 'engaged'. The backstroke would be more difficult to overcome. Possible solutions would be: a.) against a wall with handholds for the outside partner, or b.) an elastic band around the hips of both partners.

They had a couple on there testing a "2 suit" on the Vomit Comet. Somehow it locked them up face-to-face for the deed.