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Count Zarth
03-01-2009, 03:58 PM
So I have an account on a dating site. In the past few months a user named "bobdole928" has viewed my account several times. He has not responded to my e-mails, nor initiated contact of any sort.

bobdole928's profile is completely blank, apart from a picture of Kim Kardashian.

http://img119.imageshack.us/img119/8205/7086741081164829851.jpg (http://img119.imageshack.us/my.php?image=7086741081164829851.jpg)

bobdole928 claims to be 29, male, and from New York, New York.

With the assistance of the REAL Bob Dole, our esteemed moderator here on Chiefsplanet, I uncovered a key piece of evidence that leads me to believe the person using this account is impersonating him. The REAL Bob Dole, of course, denies he uses the account.

So which one of you is it?

Valiant
03-01-2009, 04:00 PM
awesome..

But didn't you say a bit ago that it was only the internet, lighten up??

Count Zarth
03-01-2009, 04:02 PM
awesome..

But didn't you say a bit ago that it was only the internet, lighten up??

Identity theft is a SERIOUS CRIME young man.

Whoever the culprit is, they are attempting to pass themselves off NOT ONLY as Bob Dole, but also Kim Kardashian.

Valiant
03-01-2009, 04:03 PM
Identity theft is a SERIOUS CRIME young man.

Whoever the culprit is, they are attempting to pass themselves off NOT ONLY as Bob Dole, but also Kim Kardashian.

Yeah good luck with that..

'Hamas' Jenkins
03-01-2009, 04:04 PM
What a luscious ass...

(I'm sure yours is nice too, Dole).

Phobia
03-01-2009, 04:25 PM
There's some nice looking slate wall treatment in that photo.

Bowser
03-01-2009, 04:27 PM
There's some nice looking slate wall treatment in that photo.

LMAO

Mr. Krab
03-01-2009, 04:30 PM
Did he just admit to having a online dating account?

blueballs
03-01-2009, 04:31 PM
someone did wonders with a eyebrow plucker

Count Zarth
03-01-2009, 04:32 PM
Did he just admit to having a online dating account?

How else am I supposed to fuck chicks in Arizona?

Mr. Krab
03-01-2009, 04:35 PM
How else am I supposed to fuck chicks in Arizona?The fact that you have to ask says more than i ever could. Good luck with that.

Katipan
03-01-2009, 04:39 PM
How else am I supposed to **** chicks in Arizona?

Mariachi serenades and cocaine.

blueballs
03-01-2009, 04:40 PM
lay them down in the dirt
draw a straight line from the beak outward
spread legs - go to town

Count Zarth
03-01-2009, 04:41 PM
Mariachi serenades and cocaine.

She's too nice for that. But pretty wild otherwise.

Bacon Cheeseburger
03-01-2009, 04:41 PM
There's some nice looking slate wall treatment in that photo.
Yeah, if you're stuck in the 60s.

Katipan
03-01-2009, 04:44 PM
She's too nice for that. But pretty wild otherwise.

We do have a thing for the midwest boy. Do you count?

Count Zarth
03-01-2009, 04:45 PM
We do have a thing for the midwest boy. Do you count?

Define the midwest boy.

Katipan
03-01-2009, 04:46 PM
Yeah, if you're stuck in the 60s.

Wouldn't it be orange and pink and beaded then?

Katipan
03-01-2009, 04:51 PM
Define the midwest boy.

The boy raised around guys that have had to work from sunup to sunset every day since they were 3.

The boy that mastered the southern sweetness without the faggy drawl and only because they had a mother that taught them.

The boy that has his first kiss on the same gravel road that he had his first beer.

The boy that could shoot, drive, and drink before he was legally allowed to do any of them.

Or any boy that lives to the east of colorado and west of.... fuck... I dunno. Wisconsin?

Count Zarth
03-01-2009, 04:52 PM
No, that's not me. I've never been kissed and don't like beer.

Katipan
03-01-2009, 04:52 PM
Then mariachi serenades and cocaine.

Bowser
03-01-2009, 04:53 PM
The boy raised around guys that have had to work from sunup to sunset every day since they were 3.

The boy that mastered the southern sweetness without the faggy drawl and only because they had a mother that taught them.

The boy that has his first kiss on the same gravel road that he had his first beer.

The boy that could shoot, drive, and drink before he was legally allowed to do any of them.

Or any boy that lives to the east of colorado and west of.... fuck... I dunno. Wisconsin?

I'm none of that, but I role play pretty well.

Bowser
03-01-2009, 04:54 PM
Then mariachi serenades and cocaine.

How about a Mariachi band SINGING "Cocaine"?

See, I know what the chicks like.

doomy3
03-01-2009, 04:55 PM
My God, I am in love with Kim K.'s ass.

Bowser
03-01-2009, 04:59 PM
My God, I am in love with Kim K.'s ass.

I've met people that aren't as big as her ass.

Rausch
03-01-2009, 05:28 PM
Then mariachi serenades...

I'm a huge fan.

and cocaine.

Not so much. I was always more into the downers back in the day...

The Buddha
03-01-2009, 06:06 PM
My God, I am in love with Kim K.'s ass.

I've met people that aren't as big as her ass.

She has the ass and thighs of a quarterhorse. I'd still date her and all, cause she's a pretty girl, but she has some serious thunder thighs going.

Katipan
03-02-2009, 04:57 AM
I'm a huge fan.
Not so much. I was always more into the downers back in the day...

I was confused for a minute or two of my life, but in the end, I agree.


... with the mariachi serenades of course ...

Kerberos
03-02-2009, 06:08 AM
I was confused for a minute or two of my life, but in the end, I agree.


... with the mariachi serenades of course ...


I can see why you would need a lude or two but geez you can still get these even in this economic crunch?

Fairplay
03-02-2009, 06:26 AM
Her claythan, all for you.