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Wa-Z
03-02-2009, 05:59 PM
My roommates cat always fuckin whines, at night, in the morning, right now..ARGGHHHHHH..What does it want??? It has food, it has toys, it has a litter box..

MagicHef
03-02-2009, 06:01 PM
It wants to bug you.

Baconeater
03-02-2009, 06:01 PM
http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k169/rombeck/anti-freezex2.jpg?t=1236016544

booger
03-02-2009, 06:02 PM
lead, it wants lead.

mikey23545
03-02-2009, 06:02 PM
Like all living things, love?

Bwana
03-02-2009, 06:03 PM
A one way road trip?

Frazod
03-02-2009, 06:03 PM
By whining, do you mean it wants attention, or just howls?

unlurking
03-02-2009, 06:04 PM
It's probably in heat.

booger
03-02-2009, 06:04 PM
like all pooosies it wants licked.

booger
03-02-2009, 06:05 PM
it may help if you quit sticking your finger in its butt

KCCHIEFS27
03-02-2009, 06:05 PM
Umm..needs water, needs attention or it could be sick?

Wa-Z
03-02-2009, 06:10 PM
Well, even when it gets attention it whines, like 2 minutes after.

Frazod
03-02-2009, 06:12 PM
Well, even when it gets attention it whines, like 2 minutes after.

Maybe it is sick. Have your roommate take it to the vet. It's his/her responsibility.

Wa-Z
03-02-2009, 06:14 PM
Maybe it is sick. Have your roommate take it to the vet. It's his/her responsibility.

Ya, I was thinking the same thing, the only thing I can think of is he wants to go outside..but last time he ran out he didn't come back, rather got found by the animal shelter and gave a nice little fine too.

Demonpenz
03-02-2009, 06:14 PM
try taking away the toys sometimes they have an odd reaction to one of the toys, like they think it is real or something. We used to have this one mouse that the cat would just meow at all night long

Frazod
03-02-2009, 06:15 PM
It might be lonely, too. Perhaps you should get another cat.

And I'm serious, we have three of them.

Wa-Z
03-02-2009, 06:15 PM
It's probably in heat.

He's been neutered..

Skip Towne
03-02-2009, 06:17 PM
You'll need a cat carrier to take it to the vet. Anybody got a pic of one?

Wa-Z
03-02-2009, 06:19 PM
You'll need a cat carrier to take it to the vet. Anybody got a pic of one?

:doh!:

Fish
03-02-2009, 06:34 PM
If it's a male, they are quite a bit more vocal. Especially if it's an only cat.

Rain Man
03-02-2009, 06:38 PM
Umm..needs water, needs attention or it could be sick?

That's pretty much it. Maybe add food to the list.

I think it's more of an attention thing. Tie a string to the back of your belt and run around the house. Or pretend you're a limping antelope. My cat loves the limping antelope game.

BWillie
03-02-2009, 06:51 PM
By far and large, cats make much much much less noise than dogs. My roommate has a dog and it parks all the time. Runs around all the time and makes noise constantly.

Fish
03-02-2009, 06:55 PM
By far and large, cats make much much much less noise than dogs. My roommate has a dog and it parks all the time. Runs around all the time and makes noise constantly.

I hate a dog that parks all the time....

http://www.bbc.co.uk/humber/content/images/2006/11/28/harry_linda_470x352.jpg

Count Alex's Losses
03-02-2009, 06:56 PM
Give it a good kick.

ChiefButthurt
03-02-2009, 06:58 PM
I hate a dog that parks all the time....

http://www.bbc.co.uk/humber/content/images/2006/11/28/harry_linda_470x352.jpg


ROFL ROFL rep

Sam Hall
03-02-2009, 07:11 PM
don't let the cat's behavior get this bad

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kcfanXIII
03-02-2009, 07:16 PM
a well trained dog won't bark. the only time my dog makes a sound is when someone is at the door, or one of the black neighbors is walking through my yard. a dog that runs around barking and is always hyper needs to be exercised. cats on the other hand are untrainable. i don't care how many times i throw my roomate's cat against a wall, she still comes in my room and fucks with my computer and/or stereo wires. nope, i'm afraid the only answer to your problem has already been mentioned.


anti freeze.

Zebedee DuBois
03-02-2009, 07:23 PM
It wants to run free and frolic at the farm.




Any farm.

memyselfI
03-02-2009, 07:35 PM
Did the whining start recently or is this something that the cat has done before? Is the cat spayed or neutered? Is the cat peeing outside of the box or have you noticed blood in the box or in the urine? Is the cat eating and drinking normally? Are they vomiting or have any other symptoms besides the whining? Have you changed food or litter recently?

What breed is the cat? If it's Siamese or one of the 'talking' breeds then you will have to adjust because cats are nocturnal and thus they will talk and be active in the evening.

KcMizzou
03-02-2009, 07:39 PM
You'll need a cat carrier to take it to the vet. Anybody got a pic of one?http://asklimehead.com/images/cat-carrier_smaller.jpg

luv
03-02-2009, 07:50 PM
Did the whining start recently or is this something that the cat has done before? Is the cat spayed or neutered? Is the cat peeing outside of the box or have you noticed blood in the box or in the urine? Is the cat eating and drinking normally? Are they vomiting or have any other symptoms besides the whining? Have you changed food or litter recently?

What breed is the cat? If it's Siamese or one of the 'talking' breeds then you will have to adjust because cats are nocturnal and thus they will talk and be active in the evening.

All very good questions. One more. Do you tr reaching down and petting it? Cats are like women. They purr when you give them the proper attention. :D

stlchiefs
03-02-2009, 07:50 PM
Ya, I was thinking the same thing, the only thing I can think of is he wants to go outside..but last time he ran out he didn't come back, rather got found by the animal shelter and gave a nice little fine too.

I think you found your answer. He wants to go outside and play. Yep, let him outside. :evil:

luv
03-02-2009, 07:51 PM
http://asklimehead.com/images/cat-carrier_smaller.jpg

I don't like you very much right now. :harumph:

Skip Towne
03-02-2009, 08:01 PM
http://asklimehead.com/images/cat-carrier_smaller.jpg

That's it. I like how it is adjustable.

memyselfI
03-02-2009, 08:28 PM
All very good questions. One more. Do you tr reaching down and petting it? Cats are like women. They purr when you give them the proper attention. :D

Cats are very much like women hence the "p" word. :hmmm:

I used to work in a vet's office so I know which questions we would ask people who would call in with this complaint.

Sam Hall
03-02-2009, 08:54 PM
Deputies say man stuffed cat inside 'bong'
By the Lincoln Journal Star
Monday, Mar 02, 2009 - 04:49:26 pm CST

A man who apparently tried to mellow out his cat by stuffing her into a homemade bong is facing criminal charges — and catcalls from animal lovers.

Lancaster County Sheriff’s deputies went to the home Acea Schomaker shares with his grandfather at 5700 Saltillo Road Sunday morning on a domestic disturbance call, said Sgt. Andy Stebbing.

Deputies resolved the dispute and left the house, but returned minutes later after discovering there was an arrest warrant on Schomaker for possession of drug paraphernalia, Stebbing said.

When they went back in, he said, the deputies said they saw Schomaker, 20, smoking marijuana through a piece of garden hose attached to a duct-taped, 6-by-12-inch plexiglass box, into which the cat had been stuffed.

“This cat was just dazed,” Stebbing said. “She was on the front seat of the cop car, wrapped in a blanket, and never moved all the way to the humane society.”

Deputies said Schomaker told them the 6-month-old kitten, named Shadow, had been hyper and he was trying to calm her down.

Shadow was taken to the Capital Humane Society, where she was in good shape on Monday, Executive Director Bob Downey said.

“What the human mind doesn’t invent, huh?” Downey said.

Schomaker did not return voice or text messages left on his cell phone by The Associated Press.

He was cited for misdemeanor animal cruelty and taken to Lancaster County Jail on the arrest warrant. He was released after paying a $400 fine.

Now he faces new charges for possession of marijuana and paraphernalia stemming from Sunday.

Stebbing said the animal cruelty charge could be raised to a felony if the cat dies or is found to have suffered injury.

Downey said tests would be done to determine whether the cat suffered lung damage.

“To the eye, the cat looks OK,” he said. “It cowers in the back of its cage like it’s a little bit afraid but, obviously, given the way it’s been treated, that’s not surprising to me at all.”

http://www.journalstar.com/news/local/doc49abdd68720f0464780876.txt

EyePod
03-02-2009, 08:54 PM
Well, even when it gets attention it whines, like 2 minutes after.

It probably just wants you to get up. They don't like being the only ones that are awake.

Darth CarlSatan
03-02-2009, 08:57 PM
It's probably in heat.

ROFL Not if it's Male it ain't!ROFL

Kyle DeLexus
03-02-2009, 08:58 PM
I had chinese today, and I swear there was something in one of my "Chicken dishes" that looked exactly like a claw. Unfortunately, I didn't find it until I bit down on something hard. When we left there was a cat clinic across the street.

Count Alex's Losses
03-02-2009, 08:59 PM
Man I was hoping it was a REAL bong...you'd have to break some of that cat's little bones to get it stuffed in one of those.

Sam Hall
03-02-2009, 09:01 PM
I had chinese today, and I swear there was something in one of my "Chicken dishes" that looked exactly like a claw. Unfortunately, I didn't find it until I bit down on something hard. When we left there was a cat clinic across the street.

ROFL

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JazzzLovr
03-02-2009, 09:01 PM
I had chinese today, and I swear there was something in one of my "Chicken dishes" that looked exactly like a claw. Unfortunately, I didn't find it until I bit down on something hard. When we left there was a cat clinic across the street.

http://www.bongonews.com/StoryImages/cat_2006-11-15.JPG

memyselfI
03-02-2009, 09:02 PM
ROFL Not if it's Male it ain't!ROFL

No but it could hear one who is and be wanting to let out.

Kyle DeLexus
03-02-2009, 09:04 PM
http://www.bongonews.com/StoryImages/cat_2006-11-15.JPG

The bad thing is i'm not even joking. It happened today during lunch at a Chinese place on 95th and Antioch.

Mecca
03-02-2009, 09:04 PM
I have a cat, if he's doing it in front of the window or by the door and he's a housecat he's likely seeing or smelling another cat and wants to go out...mine does it sometimes.

Sam Hall
03-02-2009, 09:05 PM
The bad thing is i'm not even joking. It happened today during lunch at a Chinese place on 95th and Antioch.

You might want to peruse a couple of these links:

http://www.google.com/search?q=chinese%20food%20cat&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=iw

Kyle DeLexus
03-02-2009, 09:06 PM
ROFL

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HAHA, Thats hilarious. It pretty much discribes my afternoon!