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Garcia Bronco
03-03-2009, 12:58 PM
SWEET!!!!!





"When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail.""

Garcia Bronco
03-03-2009, 12:59 PM
http://grantgould.com/art/gould_jackburton400x481.jpg

Hog Farmer
03-03-2009, 01:00 PM
And my Finger smells like hog shit!

Jewish Rabbi
03-03-2009, 01:00 PM
The deal is done!

jAZ
03-03-2009, 01:03 PM
Everybody relax, I'm here.

Rausch
03-03-2009, 01:03 PM
Finnaly a Jack Burton thread!

Burton a Bronco?

Al Davis is not pleased...

Garcia Bronco
03-03-2009, 01:04 PM
Jack Burton on interceptions and fumbles:

"I'm gonna tell you about an accident, and I don't wanna hear "act of God"!"

Garcia Bronco
03-03-2009, 01:04 PM
Jack Burton on training camp

"We made it. Holy shit, we made it!"

'Hamas' Jenkins
03-03-2009, 01:06 PM
Jack Burton pwns.

Rausch
03-03-2009, 01:07 PM
Jack Burton on interceptions and fumbles:

"I'm gonna tell you about an accident, and I don't wanna hear "act of God"!"

Could be trouble brewing. When asked about how his conversation went with Bowlen upon arriving in Denver Burton stated: "Tall guy, weird clothes. First you see him, then you don't."

doomy3
03-03-2009, 01:07 PM
Must have run into Cutler's brother at the mall, huh?

Garcia Bronco
03-03-2009, 01:08 PM
Jack Burton and Josh McDaniels on playing in Oakland

Jack Burton: [pointing to Oakland sign at city limits] What does that say?
Josh McDaniels: [speaks Oaklanese] Hell of Boiling Oil.
Jack Burton: You're kidding.
Josh McDaniels: Yeah, I am. It says Keep Out.

Garcia Bronco
03-03-2009, 01:10 PM
Jack Burton on playing in Arrowhead:

"Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol' storm right square in the eye and he says, "Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it." "

BigRock
03-03-2009, 01:11 PM
SON OF A BITCH MUST PAY

InChiefsHell
03-03-2009, 01:18 PM
What in the hell is going on around here?!?

Frankie
03-03-2009, 01:27 PM
Cutler Cut: Broncos sign Jack Burton to play QB

Yet another evidence that banning is merely subject to a moderator's personal feelings against somebody. :shake:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=5368527#post5368527

mikeyis4dcats.
03-03-2009, 01:32 PM
I really wish you assholes would have to indicate when a thread is a joke.

The Buddha
03-03-2009, 01:36 PM
Yet another evidence that banning is merely subject to a moderator's personal feelings against somebody. :shake:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=5368527#post5368527

I don't know who you are, but life is a series of popularity contests.

Garcia Bronco
03-03-2009, 01:41 PM
I really wish you assholes would have to indicate when a thread is a joke.

The internets is serious business.

Simply Red
03-03-2009, 02:22 PM
I don't get it.

BigRedChief
03-03-2009, 02:24 PM
Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol' storm right square in the eye and he says, "Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it." LMAO

BigRedChief
03-03-2009, 02:26 PM
I don't get it.
The 80's version of Chuck Norris or Jack Bauer.

Simply Red
03-03-2009, 02:27 PM
oh, okay, ty. :LOL:, I guess?

The Buddha
03-03-2009, 02:31 PM
The 80's version of Chuck Norris or Jack Bauer.

So Jack Burton vs. Snake Pliskin???

ohiobronco2
03-03-2009, 03:42 PM
oh, okay, ty. :LOL:, I guess?

Ever see big trouble in little China?

Garcia Bronco
03-03-2009, 04:17 PM
Yet another evidence that banning is merely subject to a moderator's personal feelings against somebody. :shake:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=5368527#post5368527


I think this is the 3rd time you've complained about this in a thread I've posted poking fun. Now I don't know the particulars around whatever you are talking about but please have a little a fun.


I feel a song coming on...


Are you havin' any fun?
What y'gettin' out o' livin'?
What good is what you've got
If you're not havin' any fun?

Are you havin' any laughs?
Are you gettin' any lovin'?
If other people do,
So can you, have a little fun

After the honey's in the cone
Little bees go out and play
Even the old grey mare down home
Has got to have hay....HEY!

EyePod
03-03-2009, 04:26 PM
I love this movie. Old Kurt Russell movies rock. Like Tombstone!!!

Adept Havelock
03-03-2009, 04:45 PM
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kchero
03-03-2009, 06:26 PM
I always loved the scene at around 21 to 22 seconds into this



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Frankie
03-03-2009, 08:34 PM
I think this is the 3rd time you've complained about this in a thread I've posted poking fun. Now I don't know the particulars around whatever you are talking about but please have a little a fun.

And I will EVERY TIME someone posts a similar thread that got me that bogus ban. Not that I want you banned, but to underline the fact that things do get personal here despite what they say. I personally think it's a stupid rule, but if it IS a rule here, it should apply to all and not just to those that some moderator does not like.

Sam Hall
03-03-2009, 08:45 PM
Apparently he was on South Park

kchero
03-03-2009, 08:52 PM
And I will EVERY TIME someone posts a similar thread that got me that bogus ban. Not that I want you banned, but to underline the fact that things do get personal here despite what they say. I personally think it's a stupid rule, but if it IS a rule here, it should apply to all and not just to those that some moderator does not like.

As an outsider looking in, I see what your saying, but the thread title says that the Broncos sign Jack Burton to play QB....there is no Jack Burton that is playing QB in the NFL, CFL, etc...95 + % of the people here know that it was a reference to Big Trouble in Little China before they even opened the thread.

crazycoffey
03-03-2009, 08:58 PM
what the.... where'd you get that?

Dylan
03-03-2009, 10:17 PM
http://boards1.wizards.com/images/smilies/rimshot.gif

Dave Krieger
The Denver Post

"It's beginning to look like Josh McDaniels thinks even less of Mike Shanahan's personnel judgment than the rest of us did."

"So what possible reason would you have to ditch a 25-year-old franchise quarterback who just fell into your lap? The way McDaniels pitched it to my colleague Mike Klis, he's not really trying to. He and general manager Brian Xanders are just taking calls and listening, like any responsible stewards of a team trying to improve."

"Cutler told Klis he's heard he's still on the block, even after the three-way deal for Matt Cassel fell through and Cassel was dealt to Kansas City."


Woody Paige
The Denver Post

"The Broncos have lost quarterback Jay Cutler."

"And the face of your franchise should not be treated like ground beef. McDaniels, who must be running the team, not Xanders or Bowlen, should have gone to Cutler's house and said: "Jay, Tampa Bay, Detroit and New England came to us, and I told them to go spit in their helmets. You're my guy."

"And where is the new general manager reading his X-files? Xanders, who has been slow to figure out his job, should have been on the phones Saturday afternoon to The Post denying that the Broncos would ever think about trading Cutler, and on the phone to Cutler apologizing for any misconceptions and begging for forgiveness."

"And what did Bowlen know and when? The owner claims the responsibility for the Broncos runs to the top. He should have been providing explanations, not hiding behind a desk like Nixon."


1. http://www.denverpost.com/sports/ci_11810505

2. http://www.denverpost.com/paige/ci_11810506

LMAO ... I don't mean to laugh --But they were funny

Garcia Bronco
03-04-2009, 07:51 AM
"Jack Burton. Me!"

KcMizzou
03-04-2009, 07:55 AM
Apparently he was on South Park"I think you suck, but my dad says you might be pretty good someday."

BigRedChief
03-04-2009, 08:09 AM
I love this movie. Old Kurt Russell movies rock. Like Tombstone!!!
Bob Hauk (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001812/): There was an accident. About an hour ago, a small jet went down inside New York City. The President was on board.
Snake Plissken (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000621/): The president of what?

Donger
03-04-2009, 09:40 AM
Buckaroo Banzai!