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Simply Red
03-03-2009, 05:22 PM
OMG!! WHAT DO I DO?!

Ok,

So, I'm ordering a taco salad to go, this woman, probably 40, is with this little girl and the mom is just staring and staring, well, the thing is, is, the mom is hot. So, I was thinking that i'd try to casually give her my number, so I did as I was leaving. Well, she called. Actually she text'd me,

here's how it went:

Her:
This is the girl from Taco Bell. I just wanted to tell u that u made my day and i was very flattered,

Me:
Oh, good deal, may I call you sometime? I would've talked to you more, but didn't know your relationship w the little girl.

Her:
She's my daughter. Do you have facebk?

Me:
No, no facebk. wow, that's your daughter? That's exactly why I didn't approach you in front of her, as I'm sure that'd be awkward for her.

Me:
Would it be okay to call you sometime?

Her:
I don't mind you calling but you need to know that I'm married. I have a lot of guy friends that I hang out with and my husband has a lot of friends which are girls. We aren't the jealous type so don't freak out. U should really get facebook.

Me:
If you're married than I doubt I'll call. Email me your Facebook if u want, If anything ever happens than, I want a dinner-date with you.

Her:
Of couse, I will keep your number! I do need your email address though.

Me (fishing):
I have to say I'm let down that you're married, I didn't see a ring, but I suppose, life goes on. :)

Her:
me being married doesn't mean we can't talk or b friends!

Me:
So, how do I know when it's safe to call? You're hot and all, but, I don't want to get shot by an angry husband. Or, are you going to call me? Send me your FB link when you can.

she's yet to reply, but this conversation is late-breaking, so stay tuned.



Is this peculiar in anyone else's eyes?

keg in kc
03-03-2009, 05:23 PM
Buddha, is that you?

Buck
03-03-2009, 05:24 PM
Take her to a gay club.

Stewie
03-03-2009, 05:25 PM
I'm always looking to pick up chicks with little girls at Taco Bell. It makes the little girl so happy when mom and dad divorce.

The Bad Guy
03-03-2009, 05:25 PM
My brother's best friend was doing this chick that worked at the same mall he did. She was foreign, but he never knew from what country.

Well turns out, they are talking in front of his house one night, and her husband shows up with a shotgun. My brothers friend had no idea she was married.

Stay far, far away from this one.

Pestilence
03-03-2009, 05:25 PM
Ask her if you can put your churro into her chalupa.

Simply Red
03-03-2009, 05:26 PM
I'm always looking to pick up chicks with little girls at Taco Bell. It makes the little girl so happy when mom and dad divorce.

Don't be a dumb asshole, okay? I didn't know she was married. I just went through a divorce, so kiss my ass.

Buck
03-03-2009, 05:26 PM
Ask her if you can put your churro into her chalupa.

Damn thats good.

Tell her you'd eat her 4th meal.

Rain Man
03-03-2009, 05:27 PM
Sounds like you might end up dating her and her husband. I'd tread carefully.

Simply Red
03-03-2009, 05:27 PM
Sounds like you might end up dating her and her husband. I'd tread carefully.

wow, never thought about that, gross!

Stewie
03-03-2009, 05:27 PM
Don't be a dumb asshole, okay? I didn't know she was married. I just went through a divorce, so kiss my ass.

You're a selfish dumbfuck. She's married with a little kid and you're going to pursue it? Classy.

88TG88
03-03-2009, 05:29 PM
Swinging is fun

go for it

Count Alex's Wins
03-03-2009, 05:30 PM
I've met a few swingers online. My kind of people.

Simply Red
03-03-2009, 05:30 PM
not at all. Not forward at all.

Buck
03-03-2009, 05:31 PM
To be honest SR, you should probably stay away from this one.

At least you have the confidence to get digits. Try it w/ another woman and hope she's single.

Mr_Tomahawk
03-03-2009, 05:31 PM
Hold your tongue and say "homeworker". :spock:

Simply Red
03-03-2009, 05:32 PM
My brother's best friend was doing this chick that worked at the same mall he did. She was foreign, but he never knew from what country.

Well turns out, they are talking in front of his house one night, and her husband shows up with a shotgun. My brothers friend had no idea she was married.

Stay far, far away from this one.

wow.

Count Alex's Wins
03-03-2009, 05:33 PM
What you need to do is meet the couple. If her husband is cool with you, you will have 40-year old hotties texting you for late night sex instead of 52-year old uggos.

Skip Towne
03-03-2009, 05:34 PM
You're turnng into Claythan.

Simply Red
03-03-2009, 05:36 PM
You're a selfish dumb****. She's married with a little kid and you're going to pursue it? Classy.

You're the type of guy that can't control your girl
You try to buy her love with diamonds and pearls
I'm the type of guy that shows up on the scene
And gets the seven digits, you know the routine
You're the type of guy that tells her, "Stay inside"
While you're steady frontin in your homeboy's ride
I'm the type of guy that comes when you leave
I'm doin your girlfriend, that's somethin you can't believe
Cause I'm that type of guy

Fish
03-03-2009, 05:36 PM
Nothing good can come of this......

Simply Red
03-03-2009, 05:36 PM
You're turnng into Claythan.

stfu

Stewie
03-03-2009, 05:36 PM
You're turnng into Claythan.

I thought it was hilarious that SR even thought about this and Claythan backed him up. Peas in a pod.

keg in kc
03-03-2009, 05:39 PM
A kid would be the first turn-off for me.

Simply Red
03-03-2009, 05:40 PM
Look, i didn't mean for this to spin the fuck out of control. I don't give a fuck though. So, it just works.

DaneMcCloud
03-03-2009, 05:42 PM
Tear up her number.

Run away as fast as you can.

Don't contact her on Facebook.

Stay the "F" away!

Sure-Oz
03-03-2009, 05:42 PM
Tear up her number.

Run away as fast as you can.

Don't contact her on Facebook.

Stay the "F" away!

Best advice ever

Simply Red
03-03-2009, 05:43 PM
Tear up her number.

Run away as fast as you can.

Don't contact her on Facebook.

Stay the "F" away!

LMAO

Well, I will. I appreciate it, Dane. I know that you'd never turn on me. Good boy.

bdeg
03-03-2009, 05:44 PM
You're the type of guy that can't control your girl
You try to buy her love with diamonds and pearls
I'm the type of guy that shows up on the scene
And gets the seven digits, you know the routine
You're the type of guy that tells her, "Stay inside"
While you're steady frontin in your homeboy's ride
I'm the type of guy that comes when you leave
I'm doin your girlfriend, that's somethin you can't believe
Cause I'm that type of guy

Play on playa'

Regardless of the situation, I've learned in my time that this is the only acceptable response when someone tells you he's F'ing someone else's girl.

Count Alex's Wins
03-03-2009, 05:44 PM
Pussy.

Meet the husband.

If that goes well, pursue.

Simply Red
03-03-2009, 05:44 PM
What my real ? is, is, why? Why would she do this, if she's married? WTF?

keg in kc
03-03-2009, 05:45 PM
Pussy.

Meet the husband.

If that goes well, pursue.Pursure the husband?

That's a little freaky.

ZootedGranny
03-03-2009, 05:45 PM
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/customavatars/avatar6523_79.gif

Count Alex's Wins
03-03-2009, 05:45 PM
What my real ? is, is, why? Why would she do this, if she's married? WTF?

That's what swingers do.

keg in kc
03-03-2009, 05:45 PM
What my real ? is, is, why? Why would she do this, if she's married? WTF?Some people have open marriages.

bdeg
03-03-2009, 05:46 PM
What my real ? is, is, why? Why would she do this, if she's married? WTF?

Girls like to have "alternatives" if their situation doesn't work out.

Sure-Oz
03-03-2009, 05:46 PM
What my real ? is, is, why? Why would she do this, if she's married? WTF?

shes a swinger, weird breed but just my opinion

Sure-Oz
03-03-2009, 05:46 PM
Some people have open marriages.

wtf is the point imo (getting married then)

keg in kc
03-03-2009, 05:47 PM
This might be your chance at that orgy you've always dreamed about.

RippedmyFlesh
03-03-2009, 05:47 PM
This thread is useless without pictures.

keg in kc
03-03-2009, 05:48 PM
wtf is the point imo (getting married then)Not sure. Maybe married for family, and the rest is play time. Don't want to have sex with the same person forever. Who knows. I don't have any experience with it.

Simply Red
03-03-2009, 05:49 PM
Well, I'm not down w/ the married thingy, fooling w/ married women. It'd be one thing if she was in the middle of a divorce. To just swing, isn't my style.

bdeg
03-03-2009, 05:49 PM
Not sure. Maybe married for family, and the rest is play time. Don't want to have sex with the same person forever. Who knows. I don't have any experience with it.

I think swingers don't plan on being swingers when they marry. They marry, get bored, then swing.

The Buddha
03-03-2009, 05:50 PM
Buddha, is that you?

This is what I'm like!?!

She doesn't want to f*ck you. She's miserable with her life, her family and her kids and needs an emotional tampon to bleed all over.

Simply Red
03-03-2009, 05:51 PM
I think swingers don't plan on being swingers when they marry. They marry, get bored, then swing.

maybe, but did you all gather that w/ the conversation?

bdeg
03-03-2009, 05:51 PM
This is what I'm like!?!

She doesn't want to f*ck you. She's miserable with her life, her family and her kids and needs an emotional tampon to bleed all over.

Agreed. Good job getting the #, better luck next time.

keg in kc
03-03-2009, 05:52 PM
There are couples out there where one or both enjoy watching their s.o. having sex with someone else. I've never gotten that either.

Simply Red
03-03-2009, 05:52 PM
The goal of this thread was to get opinions, I really have never ran in to this.

rockymtnchief
03-03-2009, 05:52 PM
Clarify to the husband that you're "exit only". You don't want to be the boxcar on the swinger-train!

Simply Red
03-03-2009, 05:54 PM
Clarify to the husband that you're "exit only". You don't want to be the boxcar on the swinger-train!

:LOL::LOL:

RMC is at it again! nice!

keg in kc
03-03-2009, 05:54 PM
The goal of this thread was to get opinions, I really have never ran in to this. I'd steer clear, too many things can get squirrely.

bdeg
03-03-2009, 05:55 PM
The goal of this thread was to get opinions, I really have never ran in to this.

Here's my opinion: She's not a swinger, but unhappy. Unready to commit to anything especially sex but wouldn't mind getting to know you better in case things continue to fail with her husband. If you think it's worth it, ask her to get coffee some time, and talk to her. You never know.

PRIEST
03-03-2009, 05:58 PM
Take her to a gay club.

yeah that worked out well


ROFL

Simply Red
03-03-2009, 06:00 PM
Here's my opinion: She's not a swinger, but unhappy. Unready to commit to anything especially sex but wouldn't mind getting to know you better in case things continue to fail with her husband. If you think it's worth it, ask her to get coffee some time, and talk to her. You never know.

Thanks, Maybe. But, I think the masses answered the ? for me. No, I'd better not. I'm totally not into the 'swinging' thing if that is what it is. Either way, you all are right, I'll leave it alone and find some trim elsewhere, hopefully.

Katipan
03-03-2009, 06:02 PM
Sounds like you might end up dating her and her husband. I'd tread carefully.

It can work!

For a little bit.

Sort of.

bdeg
03-03-2009, 06:02 PM
Thanks, Maybe. But, I think the masses answered the ? for me. No, I'd better not. I'm totally not into the 'swinging' thing if that is what it is. Either way, you all are right, I'll leave it alone and find some trim elsewhere, hopefully.

That's a good call, it is almost definitely a waste of time.

Good luck sir

Mr. Flopnuts
03-03-2009, 06:04 PM
Take her to a gay club.

Dude.

Simply Red
03-03-2009, 06:05 PM
FWIW, she wasn't wearing a ring. I guess I needed to point that out.

Katipan
03-03-2009, 06:06 PM
She's a swinger. If she wasn't she wouldn't have bothered telling you about her husband. I'm sure she picks up men like she picks up a gallon of milk. Plenty of swingers get married with every intention of swinging. Wouldn't you hold onto something tight that allowed you all the freedom you desired? Not I perhaps, but if that kind of personal freedom is important to someone, hell yes they're going to marry someone that feels the same way.

You people are way too sheltered or I've seen way too much.

bishop_74
03-03-2009, 06:06 PM
I've dated girls that SAID the relationship was open. Found out later it wasn't. It was wonderful being the homewrecker kids and all. Find someone else.

Simply Red
03-03-2009, 06:07 PM
She's a swinger. If she wasn't she wouldn't have bothered telling you about her husband. I'm sure she picks up men like she picks up a gallon of milk. Plenty of swingers get married with every intention of swinging. Wouldn't you hold onto something tight that allowed you all the freedom you desired? Not I perhaps, but if that kind of personal freedom is important to someone, hell yes they're going to marry someone that feels the same way.

You people are way too sheltered or I've seen way too much.

That's it, I'm swingin'!

Simply Red
03-03-2009, 06:09 PM
I've dated girls that SAID the relationship was open. Found out later it wasn't. It was wonderful being the homewrecker kids and all. Find someone else.

listen, my home was wrecked too, so believe I know all the **** about it!

Thing is (critical piece of info)

SHE WASN'T wearing a ring... Otherwise, none of this BS would've even been a topic.

Thig Lyfe
03-03-2009, 06:09 PM
Do her. Do her right in the vagina.

Katipan
03-03-2009, 06:10 PM
That's it, I'm swingin'!

I have a thing with textures and smells. No fucking way I could touch someone else's ooze on the penis I'm interested in.

Not to mention, I've never had a cold sore. I like it that way.

But I totally can see how jumping from eager box to eager box would appeal to someone. More so if you're a pitcher rather than a catcher.

bdeg
03-03-2009, 06:12 PM
She's a swinger. If she wasn't she wouldn't have bothered telling you about her husband. I'm sure she picks up men like she picks up a gallon of milk. Plenty of swingers get married with every intention of swinging. Wouldn't you hold onto something tight that allowed you all the freedom you desired? Not I perhaps, but if that kind of personal freedom is important to someone, hell yes they're going to marry someone that feels the same way.

You people are way too sheltered or I've seen way too much.

I once had a MILF tell me she wanted to be on the phone with her boy while I hit it from behind.
There are couples out there where one or both enjoy watching their s.o. having sex with someone else. I've never gotten that either.
try explaining that one!


I think she's just feeling alone. If she was a swinger she would have responded to his last text and told him not to worry about the husband.

Kyle DeLexus
03-03-2009, 06:19 PM
Sounds like you might end up dating her and her husband. I'd tread carefully.

Sounds like your the bull in the cuckold relationship. That means the cuckold will most likely want to prep you. If you don't mind that sort of thing have at it.

bishop_74
03-03-2009, 06:23 PM
listen, my home was wrecked too, so believe I know all the **** about it!

Thing is (critical piece of info)

SHE WASN'T wearing a ring... Otherwise, none of this BS would've even been a topic.


Seriously dude... it doesn't make you feel any less ashamed of yourself if you do it to someone else. Just trying to help.

The Buddha
03-03-2009, 06:26 PM
She's a swinger. If she wasn't she wouldn't have bothered telling you about her husband. I'm sure she picks up men like she picks up a gallon of milk. Plenty of swingers get married with every intention of swinging. Wouldn't you hold onto something tight that allowed you all the freedom you desired? Not I perhaps, but if that kind of personal freedom is important to someone, hell yes they're going to marry someone that feels the same way.

You people are way too sheltered or I've seen way too much.

Five bucks says he'll go over to her house while her husband is away, and the only thing you'll get is a list of reasons why she isn't appreciated.

Micjones
03-03-2009, 06:27 PM
Seems to me that her re-directing you to Facebook is a sure sign that it's NOT okay to call.

I'm guessing that's because she doesn't truly have an open marriage.

I'd steer clear of this one.

88TG88
03-03-2009, 06:28 PM
Do her. Do her right in the vagina.

this

Katipan
03-03-2009, 06:28 PM
Five bucks says he'll go over to her house while her husband is away, and the only thing you'll get is a list of reasons why she isn't appreciated.

By all means defer to Buddha's vast experience.

Delano
03-03-2009, 06:30 PM
SR, this has never happened to me.

If it did I'd probably shrug it off and go home for a masturbation session with some swinger porn just to get it off my mind.

After that I'd eat the taco bell.

KcMizzou
03-03-2009, 06:30 PM
Seems to me that her re-directing you to Facebook is a sure sign that it's NOT okay to call.

I'm guessing that's because she doesn't truly have an open marriage.

I'd steer clear of this one.That was my first thought.

Katipan
03-03-2009, 06:31 PM
After that I'd eat the taco bell.

Good God this thread has me craving Taco Bell now.

The Buddha
03-03-2009, 06:31 PM
By all means defer to Buddha's vast experience.

What's your problem?

Just because you're a woman, doesn't mean you know how they all work. Its been my experience that women say one thing, and do another. NEVER take a woman's advice on women.

And actually I do have a lot of experience. If I had a dollar for every time a girl had a bf, and wanted to be friends with me, yet all I got was to listen to her problems... I'd be rich.

Women want attention, not sex. They only put out when they're not getting the attention they crave.

Delano
03-03-2009, 06:31 PM
Five bucks says he'll go over to her house while her husband is away, and the only thing you'll get is a list of reasons why she isn't appreciated.

Five bucks says you got raped in the dormitory showers by the catcher of the Women's softball club.

Katipan
03-03-2009, 06:32 PM
Easiest way to tell would be to.... hold onto your seats boys this is big... GO TO HER FACEBOOK PAGE.

Bet its full of flirtatiously creepy looking swingers.

Micjones
03-03-2009, 06:33 PM
What's your problem?

Just because you're a woman, doesn't mean you know how they all work. Its been my experience that women say one thing, and do another. NEVER take a woman's advice on women.

And actually I do have a lot of experience. If I had a dollar for every time a girl had a bf, and wanted to be friends with me, yet all I got was to listen to her problems... I'd be rich.

Women want attention, not sex. They only put out when they're not getting the attention they crave.

Ah yes, you've been the "man stand-in" too?
UGH.

Been there done that.

Delano
03-03-2009, 06:34 PM
Ah yes, you've been the "man stand-in" too?
UGH.

Been there done that.

Awwww. Poor guy. LMAO

keg in kc
03-03-2009, 06:34 PM
Hey, it'll be worth it if you think a penicillin injection is worth the best blow job you've ever had.

Katipan
03-03-2009, 06:34 PM
What's your problem?

Just because you're a woman, doesn't mean you know how they all work. Its been my experience that women say one thing, and do another. NEVER take a woman's advice on women.

And actually I do have a lot of experience. If I had a dollar for every time a girl had a bf, and wanted to be friends with me, yet all I got was to listen to her problems... I'd be rich.

Women want attention, not sex. They only put out when they're not getting the attention they crave.

I don't really have any current problems. You are an annoyance and since you saw fit to quote me, I saw fit to answer back.

You are an expert in everything. You can't get any girl. You rule. You suck.

Shut up until you figure out which personality you want me to address.

keg in kc
03-03-2009, 06:35 PM
Good God this thread has me craving Taco Bell now.Mer wants to eat some taco.

The Buddha
03-03-2009, 06:35 PM
Five bucks says you got raped in the dormitory showers by the catcher of the Women's softball club.

Women tend not to want to touch me...

Micjones
03-03-2009, 06:35 PM
Awwww. Poor guy. LMAO

Tell me about it.

You get to be the nice guy who showers her with praise and compliments...
While the idiot who treats her like shit gets into her drawers.

They'll keep you around and let you do the dirty work.
All while Mr. Right reaps the benefits.

Uh...no thanks.
NEVER again.

Fish
03-03-2009, 06:35 PM
What's your problem?

Just because you're a woman, doesn't mean you know how they all work. Its been my experience that women say one thing, and do another. NEVER take a woman's advice on women.

And actually I do have a lot of experience. If I had a dollar for every time a girl had a bf, and wanted to be friends with me, yet all I got was to listen to her problems... I'd be rich.

Women want attention, not sex. They only put out when they're not getting the attention they crave.

Umm... don't friends listen to each other's problems? And what do you mean "yet all I got"?

Delano
03-03-2009, 06:36 PM
Women tend not to want to touch me...

Those folks really can't be classified as women.

Whatever, man. This thread isn't about you.

keg in kc
03-03-2009, 06:36 PM
Anybody who thinks women don't want sex didn't meet my ex-wife.

Katipan
03-03-2009, 06:37 PM
Mer wants to eat some taco.

Never appealed. Even when I played in the minors.

I'm way too aware of what gets put INTO them.

The Buddha
03-03-2009, 06:40 PM
I don't really have any current problems. You are an annoyance and since you saw fit to quote me, I saw fit to answer back.

You are an expert in everything. You can't get any girl. You rule. You suck.

Shut up until you figure out which personality you want me to address.

Is it your time of the month or something? Geez...

For the record I'm horribly unstable... I go from moments where I feel like I Jesus Christ, to other moments where I try to kill myself. I take medicine for it. Its called Bipolar, only with most people the phases are weekly, whereas mine can be more than one in a day.

So, now that's out of the way, will you please stop bitching at me? I hope to god you never have a husband or kids with this attitude.

keg in kc
03-03-2009, 06:40 PM
Never appealed. Even when I played in the minors.

I'm way too aware of what gets put INTO them.Way to kill all my fantasies.

Women! :banghead:

Katipan
03-03-2009, 06:42 PM
Is it your time of the month or something? Geez...

For the record I'm horribly unstable... I go from moments where I feel like I Jesus Christ, to other moments where I try to kill myself. I take medicine for it. Its called Bipolar, only with most people the phases are weekly, whereas mine can be more than one in a day.

So, now that's out of the way, will you please stop bitching at me? I hope to god you never have a husband or kids with this attitude.

Yes.
Unstable would be a grand word for you.

How much would I need to nudge you to get you to commit suicide? You're already over the edge over ONE comment I made. As if it was the first comment in this thread making fun of you.

Molested by an ugly aunt at a young age?

The Buddha
03-03-2009, 06:43 PM
Yes.
Unstable would be a grand word for you.

How much would I need to nudge you to get you to commit suicide? You're already over the edge over ONE comment I made. As if it was the first comment in this thread making fun of you.

Molested by an ugly aunt at a young age?

Actually, an uncle.

Katipan
03-03-2009, 06:44 PM
Way to kill all my fantasies.

Women! :banghead:

Kissed the outside once. She smelled like deoderant.

Killed mine too.

Simply Red
03-03-2009, 06:44 PM
wow, i never meant to look like a wife ****er. That wasn't my plan, as I've clearly indicated, where I did need clarification was w/ the pitch she'd sent. So. Just for the record, I don't **** married women.

Katipan
03-03-2009, 06:45 PM
Actually, an uncle.

Makes perfect sense. In that case if you don't want to reenact your childhood with me playing your uncle, how about you don't address me if you are going to cry about the response you get?

Geez. Boys are such girls.

Delano
03-03-2009, 06:46 PM
wow, i never meant to look like a wife fucker. That wasn't my plan, as I've clearly indicated, what I did need clarification was w/ the pitch she'd sent. So. Just for the record I don't fuck married women.

She's a cougar, brah. Stared ya down and wanted to eat ya.

Interesting exchange, no doubt.

Weird that she'd do such a thing in front of her daughter.

Did she have big, fake titties?

The Buddha
03-03-2009, 06:46 PM
wow, i never meant to look like a wife ****er. That wasn't my plan, as I've clearly indicated, what I did need clarification was w/ the pitch she'd sent. So. Just for the record I don't **** married women.

You should leave that up to them.

You're not the one cheating, and if she's that miserable, then go with it.

Valiant
03-03-2009, 06:47 PM
Yes.
Unstable would be a grand word for you.

How much would I need to nudge you to get you to commit suicide? You're already over the edge over ONE comment I made. As if it was the first comment in this thread making fun of you.

Molested by an ugly aunt at a young age?

Is Buddha your crazy alt??

The Buddha
03-03-2009, 06:47 PM
Makes perfect sense. In that case if you don't want to reenact your childhood with me playing your uncle, how about you don't address me if you are going to cry about the response you get?

Geez. Boys are such girls.

Are you sure you're female?

keg in kc
03-03-2009, 06:47 PM
Kissed the outside once. She smelled like deoderant.

Killed mine too.What, you don't like licking armpit?

(We won't take that the other possible direction)

Johnny Vegas
03-03-2009, 06:47 PM
this is ****in' awesome! lol

FYI its not text'd its text. :)

Katipan
03-03-2009, 06:47 PM
Weird that she'd do such a thing in front of her daughter.

Did she have big, fake titties?

Riiiiight? Thats probably the only thing I raise an eyebrow at.

Whats that little girl going to end up associating Taco Bell with.... "I'd like a number 4 with Fire Sauce and your cock on a platter."

Katipan
03-03-2009, 06:48 PM
Is Buddha your crazy alt??

Come on now. Mine would be way funnier.

Katipan
03-03-2009, 06:48 PM
What, you don't like licking armpit?

(We won't take that the other possible direction)

You haven't encountered a pussy thats been sprayed with pussy spray?

Lucky lucky man.

Simply Red
03-03-2009, 06:49 PM
this is ****in' awesome! lol

FYI its not text'd its text. :)

this has been debated before, both are correct, sir or maam...:thumb:

Johnny Vegas
03-03-2009, 06:52 PM
this has been debated before, both are correct, sir or maam...:thumb:

I guess you don't remember correcting me on my grammer. It was a little joke and thought I'd get you back. lol

you wouldn't say cost'd would you? o:-)

Simply Red
03-03-2009, 06:53 PM
I guess you don't remember correcting me on my grammer. It was a little joke and thought I'd get you back. lol

you wouldn't say cost'd would you? o:-)

no.

Simply Red
03-03-2009, 06:54 PM
fuck this I'm smokin' one.

Rain Man
03-03-2009, 06:55 PM
Off topic, but there's a counter girl at the Taco Bell near my office who wears massive amounts of eye makeup. We're talking massive. It's not quite Mimi from the Drew Carey Show, but it's not far off. She has these really, really heavily mascara-ed eyelashes, and it's quite out of place given her work. I've heard of permanent makeup and was wondering if maybe she had that, but I don't know if permanent makeup goes to stuff like mascara.

Katipan
03-03-2009, 06:55 PM
**** this I'm smokin' one.

I don't read any of your threads w/o sparking one first.

Johnny Vegas
03-03-2009, 06:56 PM
**** this I'm smokin' one.

btw its sir! I think I'm going to change my username.

Katipan
03-03-2009, 06:58 PM
Off topic, but there's a counter girl at the Taco Bell near my office who wears massive amounts of eye makeup. We're talking massive. It's not quite Mimi from the Drew Carey Show, but it's not far off. She has these really, really heavily mascara-ed eyelashes, and it's quite out of place given her work. I've heard of permanent makeup and was wondering if maybe she had that, but I don't know if permanent makeup goes to stuff like mascara.

Maybe they're falsies.

I say you grab her boob and when she looks down at your hand on her breast, you'll be able to see if they're fake. Cover your penis with your other hand.

Do it for us.

Rain Man
03-03-2009, 06:59 PM
Maybe they're falsies.

I say you grab her boob and when she looks down at your hand on her breast, you'll be able to see if they're fake. Cover your penis with your other hand.

Do it for us.


For something like that, it seems like I should text her first.

Delano
03-03-2009, 07:00 PM
fuck this I'm smokin' one.

I'm going to have a Coke Zero if that is okay with you?

The Buddha
03-03-2009, 07:01 PM
Off topic, but there's a counter girl at the Taco Bell near my office who wears massive amounts of eye makeup. We're talking massive. It's not quite Mimi from the Drew Carey Show, but it's not far off. She has these really, really heavily mascara-ed eyelashes, and it's quite out of place given her work. I've heard of permanent makeup and was wondering if maybe she had that, but I don't know if permanent makeup goes to stuff like mascara.

I like lots of makeup on chicks...

But is she hot? Or is she like most chicks who work there and fat/unhappy?

StcChief
03-03-2009, 07:04 PM
Simply Red don't go there. just outta a Divorce find something (a single or divorcee) rather than a cheatin'/swingin' couple.

bdeg
03-03-2009, 07:05 PM
I've seen permanent mascara. It was way overdone as well.

bishop_74
03-03-2009, 07:05 PM
whoops. Sorry man. When you said swinger that is the first thing that came to mind. Carry on.

keg in kc
03-03-2009, 07:08 PM
You haven't encountered a pussy thats been sprayed with pussy spray?

Lucky lucky man.I've encounted a few that I wish had been.

Not so lucky.

munkey
03-03-2009, 07:11 PM
OMG!! WHAT DO I DO?!

Ok,

So, I'm ordering a taco salad to go, this woman, probably 40, is with this little girl and the mom is just staring and staring, well, the thing is, is, the mom is hot. So, I was thinking that i'd try to casually give her my number, so I did as I was leaving. Well, she called. Actually she text'd me,

here's how it went:

Her:
This is the girl from Taco Bell. I just wanted to tell u that u made my day and i was very flattered,

Me:
Oh, good deal, may I call you sometime? I would've talked to you more, but didn't know your relationship w the little girl.

Her:
She's my daughter. Do you have facebk?

Me:
No, no facebk. wow, that's your daughter? That's exactly why I didn't approach you in front of her, as I'm sure that'd be awkwurd for her.

Me:
Would it be okay to call you sometime?

Her:
I don't mind you calling but you need to know that I'm married. I have a lot of guy friends that I hang out with and my husband has a lot of friends which are girls. We aren't the jealous type so don't freak out. U should really get facebook.

Me:
If you're married than I doubt I'll call. Email me your Facebook if u want, If anything ever happens than, I want a dinner-date with you.

Her:
Of couse, I will keep your number! I do need your email address though.

Me (fishing):
I have to say I'm let down that you're married, I didn't see a ring, but I suppose, life goes on. :)

Her:
me being married doesn't mean we can't talk or b friends!

Me:
So, how do I know when it's safe to call? You're hot and all, but, I don't want to get shot by an angry husband. Or, are you going to call me? Send me your FB link when you can.

she's yet to reply, but this conversation is late-breaking, so stay tuned.



Is this peculiar in anyone else's eyes?

Man...to scary...been there done that.

Not worth your time and energy IMO....Drop it like a sack of kittens in a river.

Katipan
03-03-2009, 07:12 PM
I've encounted a few that I wish had been.

Not so lucky.

LMAO

Ahhhhh that lovely spring time aroma of fishy popcorn. Buttery iron tang. I love women's restrooms.

Simply Red
03-03-2009, 07:13 PM
whoops. Sorry man. When you said swinger that is the first thing that came to mind. Carry on.

Dude, we are cool. No worries @ all. I've always really appreciated you.

Katipan
03-03-2009, 07:14 PM
Man...to scary...been there done that.

Not worth your time and energy IMO....Drop it like a sack of kittens in a river.

I knew this bitch made rounds.

Delano
03-03-2009, 07:15 PM
Man...to scary...been there done that.

Not worth your time and energy IMO....Drop it like a sack of kittens in a river.

Wait. What was your experience?

Katipan
03-03-2009, 07:16 PM
bdeg, for the record, I didn't suggest he commit suicide. I asked in what way could I be useful in helping him to do it.

But cute rep. Don't see that color very often.

keg in kc
03-03-2009, 07:17 PM
LMAO

Ahhhhh that lovely spring time aroma of fishy popcorn. Buttery iron tang. I love women's restrooms.Come on, you know you love the squat 'n squirt.

Katipan
03-03-2009, 07:19 PM
Come on, you know you love the squat 'n squirt.

Only for distance and prize money.

The Buddha
03-03-2009, 07:21 PM
LMAO

Ahhhhh that lovely spring time aroma of fishy popcorn. Buttery iron tang. I love women's restrooms.

Its points like this I'm glad I have little to no sense of smell.

Bring on the skankiness! :p

Rain Man
03-03-2009, 07:21 PM
I like lots of makeup on chicks...

But is she hot? Or is she like most chicks who work there and fat/unhappy?


Um...I can't tell if she's unhappy.

The Buddha
03-03-2009, 07:23 PM
Um...I can't tell if she's unhappy.

So she is fat/ugly, but possibly content with life...

Fast food workers are usually unhappy, and most of the time don't smile.

Brianfo
03-03-2009, 07:24 PM
OMG!! WHAT DO I DO?!

Ok,

So, I'm ordering a taco salad to go, this woman, probably 40, is with this little girl and the mom is just staring and staring, well, the thing is, is, the mom is hot. So, I was thinking that i'd try to casually give her my number, so I did as I was leaving. Well, she called. Actually she text'd me,

here's how it went:

Her:
This is the girl from Taco Bell. I just wanted to tell u that u made my day and i was very flattered,

Me:
Oh, good deal, may I call you sometime? I would've talked to you more, but didn't know your relationship w the little girl.

Her:
She's my daughter. Do you have facebk?

Me:
No, no facebk. wow, that's your daughter? That's exactly why I didn't approach you in front of her, as I'm sure that'd be awkwurd for her.

Me:
Would it be okay to call you sometime?

Her:
I don't mind you calling but you need to know that I'm married. I have a lot of guy friends that I hang out with and my husband has a lot of friends which are girls. We aren't the jealous type so don't freak out. U should really get facebook.

Me:
If you're married than I doubt I'll call. Email me your Facebook if u want, If anything ever happens than, I want a dinner-date with you.

Her:
Of couse, I will keep your number! I do need your email address though.

Me (fishing):
I have to say I'm let down that you're married, I didn't see a ring, but I suppose, life goes on. :)

Her:
me being married doesn't mean we can't talk or b friends!

Me:
So, how do I know when it's safe to call? You're hot and all, but, I don't want to get shot by an angry husband. Or, are you going to call me? Send me your FB link when you can.

she's yet to reply, but this conversation is late-breaking, so stay tuned.



Is this peculiar in anyone else's eyes?

Dousche Nozzle. Here's you're sign. Get a F'n Life instead of trying to ruin someone else's. Hope you get hit by a large truck tonight.

Bi_polar
03-03-2009, 07:24 PM
You're a selfish dumb****. She's married with a little kid and you're going to pursue it? Classy.

It's okay, he'd permit the kid to call him daddy if the momma's talented.

Dinny Blues
03-03-2009, 07:24 PM
Bob Uecker said "If you want to hit a dinger, you gotta be a swinger."

And somebody said "Chicks dig the long ball", but I don't know who it was.

Dinny

Delano
03-03-2009, 07:25 PM
Its points like this I'm glad I have little to no sense of smell.

Bring on the skankiness! :p

I'm gonna drop a concept on you and I'd like to know your opinion.

Here it is:

An elevator to the moon.

bdeg
03-03-2009, 07:25 PM
bdeg, for the record, I didn't suggest he commit suicide. I asked in what way could I be useful in helping him to do it.

But cute rep. Don't see that color very often.

I thought you went a little far suggesting that to someone who had revealed they have a personality disorder that causes them to do extreme things. I knew a girl who had bipolar and did try suicide, that didn't have anything to do with it though. Not a big deal here

The Buddha
03-03-2009, 07:25 PM
Dousche Nozzle. Here's you're sign. Get a F'n Life instead of trying to ruin someone else's. Hope you get hit by a large truck tonight.

Spoken like someone who has been cheated on...

I think this is a bad idea probably, but if you don't let yourself get attached to dumb cheating bitches, they CAN'T HURT YOU... The whatever attitude really works.

Simply Red
03-03-2009, 07:26 PM
Dousche Nozzle. Here's you're sign. Get a F'n Life instead of trying to ruin someone else's. Hope you get hit by a large truck tonight.

um, read much?LMAO

StcChief
03-03-2009, 07:26 PM
So she is fat/ugly, but possibly content with life...

Fast food workers are usually unhappy, and most of the time don't smile.yep. Fast food is really a last resort for teens, anybody in their 20-30's.....(if you have a name tag at 35 you made serious career wrong decisions)....

The Buddha
03-03-2009, 07:27 PM
I thought you went a little far suggesting that to someone who had revealed they have a personality disorder that causes them to do extreme things. I knew a girl who had bipolar and did try suicide, that didn't have anything to do with it though. Not a big deal here

Its times like this I realize just how much of a drama king and attention whore I am...

And the reason I interact online as opposed to real life is because it does limit my issues. If someone talked to me IRL like she did, I'd be pretty messed up for a few days, but on here, its not bad.

The Buddha
03-03-2009, 07:29 PM
yep. Fast food is really a last resort for teens, anybody in their 20-30's.....(if you have a name tag at 35 you made serious career wrong decisions)....

I am 23, and am supposed to wear a name tag. But just like what you said, I have too much pride to put it on. :-)

I already have to wear a uniform, even if it is just khakis and a polo shirt. Don't degrade me more by letting everyone know my name. :-)

As far as fast food girls, I got one of their numbers once. But its more about getting the number than anything, cause really where are you going to get when all you know about a girl is that she can count back change?

Katipan
03-03-2009, 07:30 PM
I thought you went a little far suggesting that to someone who had revealed they have a personality disorder that causes them to do extreme things. I knew a girl who had bipolar and did try suicide, that didn't have anything to do with it though. Not a big deal here

Sorry for your real life pain and hurt. If I thought anything Buddah said was genuine or real, I might take care not to call on my inner Iowannian.

As it is...

Totally appreciate your candor, tho.

bdeg
03-03-2009, 07:31 PM
Its times like this I realize just how much of a drama king and attention whore I am...

And the reason I interact online as opposed to real life is because it does limit my issues. If someone talked to me IRL like she did, I'd be pretty messed up for a few days, but on here, its not bad.

I wouldn't say that. You didn't try to make a big deal out of it. That's why I didn't post about it when I negged Kat

Katipan
03-03-2009, 07:32 PM
Its times like this I realize just how much of a drama king and attention whore I am...

And the reason I interact online as opposed to real life is because it does limit my issues. If someone talked to me IRL like she did, I'd be pretty messed up for a few days, but on here, its not bad.

Meet ya at Nzoners then.

The Buddha
03-03-2009, 07:34 PM
I wouldn't say that. You didn't try to make a big deal out of it. That's why I didn't post about it when I negged Kat

Its all good.

[Digress]

So when I worked at Taco Bell, it would totally make my week when a hot chick would come in and give me some flirty eyes...

So the next time you're at the Bell, and the girl behind the counter looks extra unhappy, tell her she has nice eyes or something. Its innocent, will make her day, and is over almost before it starts.

Just make sure its not a local Bell where you'll have to see her over and over, that is, unless you wouldn't mind her thinking you want her.

Rain Man
03-03-2009, 07:35 PM
A lot of fine people get their start in fast food, and probably some fine people work fast food their whole life. I kind of figure that most of America's Horatio Algers bear deep-fat fryer scars on their forearms.

The Buddha
03-03-2009, 07:35 PM
Meet ya at Nzoners then.

I don't know what that means, but okay.

Katipan
03-03-2009, 07:36 PM
A lot of fine people get their start in fast food, and probably some fine people work fast food their whole life. I kind of figure that most of America's Horatio Algers bear deep-fat fryer scars on their forearms.

Duff says the most important thing that McDonalds ever taught him was to use scalding hot water on everything.

And look where he is now.

Fish
03-03-2009, 07:36 PM
I am 23, and am supposed to wear a name tag. But just like what you said, I have too much pride to put it on. :-)

I already have to wear a uniform, even if it is just khakis and a polo shirt. Don't degrade me more by letting everyone know my name. :-)

As far as fast food girls, I got one of their numbers once. But its more about getting the number than anything, cause really where are you going to get when all you know about a girl is that she can count back change?

http://images.allmoviephoto.com/2000_The_Ladies_Man/tim_meadows_the_ladies_man_002.jpg

Yeah...yeah... fast food whores are dirty....

Brianfo
03-03-2009, 07:37 PM
um, read much?LMAO

Didn't you come out of the closet a few years ago as a confused "individual."

The Buddha
03-03-2009, 07:39 PM
http://images.allmoviephoto.com/2000_The_Ladies_Man/tim_meadows_the_ladies_man_002.jpg

Yeah...yeah... fast food whores are dirty....

Maybe that's why I'm so dirty-minded...lol

I blame it on the precooked, parboiled rice, and red sauce powder!

Rain Man
03-03-2009, 07:39 PM
Duff says the most important thing that McDonalds ever taught him was to use scalding hot water on everything.

And look where he is now.


That's a great point, whoever Duff is.


In my fast food days, I learned that the best Dairy Queen sundae is one that's made from that fast-drying dip cone chocolate, because once you finish your sundae you end up with a delicious ring of chocolatey goodness to gnaw on from the bottom of the cup. The rich kids never learned that.

stevieray
03-03-2009, 07:41 PM
Simply put...don't.

any woman whose values include hooking up with complete strangers with her kid in tow is thinking of nobody but herself...the only risk falls on you.

JMO.

Thig Lyfe
03-03-2009, 07:42 PM
the only risk falls on you.



What risk?

Hit it and quit it, brah.

bdeg
03-03-2009, 07:43 PM
"real life pain and hurt" She was a friend and is fine. I just know some people don't need to hear that.

Katipan
03-03-2009, 07:44 PM
That's a great point, whoever Duff is.


In my fast food days, I learned that the best Dairy Queen sundae is one that's made from that fast-drying dip cone chocolate, because once you finish your sundae you end up with a delicious ring of chocolatey goodness to gnaw on from the bottom of the cup. The rich kids never learned that.

Duff is the Ace of Cakes, man! A baker with a chainsaw.

Vanilla chocolate dipped cones are my favorite! My dad would make me run 6 miles every sunday, and at the end of the 6 miles was a Frostee Freeze.

I burst my fast food cherry giving 31 free samples of each goddamn 31 flavors to the poor kids that already knew full well what they wanted!!!!

I HATE KIDS AND ICE CREAM.

stevieray
03-03-2009, 07:45 PM
What risk?

Hit it and quit it, brah.

I'm not your brah.

uh..death?

just cause a chick tells you not to worry, doesn't mean it is true.

Darth CarlSatan
03-03-2009, 07:49 PM
Do her. Do her right in the vagina.

Dousche Nozzle. Here's you're sign. Get a F'n Life instead of trying to ruin someone else's. Hope you get hit by a large truck tonight.

It's okay, he'd permit the kid to call him daddy if the momma's talented.

Pursue. PURSUE!

You go get your nut while creating disorder and throwing harmony out of balance RIGHT THIS INSTANT!!!
:fire::LOL::fire:

keg in kc
03-03-2009, 07:50 PM
I HATE KIDSYes.AND ICE CREAM.No.

Thig Lyfe
03-03-2009, 07:50 PM
I'm not your brah.

uh..death?

just cause a chick tells you not to worry, doesn't mean it is true.

The "brah" reference was directed to SR. But that's interesting. I think you secretly want to be my brah.

Chiefs_Mike_Topeka
03-03-2009, 07:55 PM
Had an encounter with a swinger once at the gym. This lady; really attractive too, asked me to spot her while she was doing an incline press, she had on a tight and low cut sports bra and I got quite the view right down her cleavage canyon. Anyway, later when I was on the treadmill she took the one next to me and struck up a conversation, nothing with any depth, just standard see you here everyday, asked some questions about lifting some weights no big deal. I get done and am packing up my gym bag and she walks up to me and thanks me for spotting her, then asks if I would like to go get a drink. I told thanks but I am married and therefore I can't. She looks me right in the eye and says; "thats ok I am married too; my husband and I have an open relationship". Me: What!? Really? She says yes and that I should reconsider. I tell her that I am not in an open marriage and she tells me thats too bad. Then she hands me her number anyway and says if I change my mind to give her a call.

I promptly threw it away on my way out the door. Seeing her at the gym after that was a little awkward; thankfully my buddy opened his gym soon after and I joined there.

stevieray
03-03-2009, 07:57 PM
The "brah" reference was directed to SR. But that's interesting. I think you secretly want to be my brah.

uh huh.

stevieray
03-03-2009, 07:58 PM
I promptly threw it away on my way out the door. Seeing her at the gym after that was a little awkward; thankfully my buddy opened his gym soon after and I joined there.

:thumb:

StcChief
03-03-2009, 08:05 PM
SR if you hook up and things turn out bad, you've been warned. The others are eggin' you on for full report. :)

Count Alex's Wins
03-03-2009, 08:10 PM
Too many xtians in this thread.

Darth CarlSatan
03-03-2009, 08:17 PM
Too many xtians in this thread.

:LOL:

KcFanInGA
03-03-2009, 08:50 PM
my wife and i tried swingin for about 2 months. Got some stories out of the deal, thats for sure! we quit it though. Too awkward!

Delano
03-03-2009, 08:51 PM
my wife and i tried swingin for about 2 months. Got some stories out of the deal, thats for sure! we quit it though. Too awkward!

What are the fuckin' stories gat dammit!?

alanm
03-03-2009, 08:57 PM
Nothing good can ever come from messing around with married women.
Only trouble. :shake:

The Buddha
03-03-2009, 08:59 PM
Nothing good can ever come from messing around with married women.
Only trouble. :shake:

Some people like trouble... I don't, but some do.

Simply Red
03-03-2009, 09:01 PM
I agree alanm, thanks. :) Again, please understand, I didn't realize she was married, k? didn't know... no ring... didn't know, I agree, bad. I'm not pursuing this, again, I'm pretty sure my 'Ex' cheated on me, so, no. I was trying to figure this out when she was texting me... It was really an odd debacle.

Simply Red
03-03-2009, 09:04 PM
besides, I carried you all along w/ me, I was still making sense (or trying) of what happened as I was typing. The thread was almost in real time, because, I've had some training.

Count Alex's Wins
03-03-2009, 09:05 PM
my wife and i tried swingin for about 2 months. Got some stories out of the deal, thats for sure! we quit it though. Too awkward!

Tell some stories

-King-
03-03-2009, 09:14 PM
my wife and i tried swingin for about 2 months. Got some stories out of the deal, thats for sure! we quit it though. Too awkward!

Just when I thought this thread couldn't get any more interesting... Story time

Darth CarlSatan
03-03-2009, 09:23 PM
besides, I carried you all along w/ me, I was still making sense (or trying) of what happened as I was typing. The thread was almost in real time, because, I've had some training.

I'm seeing a lot of typing and no fucking here, Red; whadda'ya doin'?

You get out there and piss-off god RIGHT NOW! NOW!

Count Alex's Wins
03-03-2009, 09:25 PM
I'm seeing a lot of typing and no fucking here, Red; whadda'ya doin'?

You get out there and piss-off god RIGHT NOW! NOW!

This.

Enter the swinger's dungeon and report back with all the hedonistic details.

Crush
03-03-2009, 09:42 PM
my wife and i tried swingin for about 2 months. Got some stories out of the deal, thats for sure! we quit it though. Too awkward!


This thread is now worthless without stories from KcFanInGA.

DaneMcCloud
03-03-2009, 09:51 PM
Women want attention, not sex. They only put out when they're not getting the attention they crave.

I feel sorry for you, Bro.

DaneMcCloud
03-03-2009, 09:52 PM
Kissed the outside once. She smelled like deoderant.

Killed mine too.

Sounds like you got hold of a bad one.

Trust me, they're not all that way.

:evil:

The Buddha
03-03-2009, 09:54 PM
I feel sorry for you, Bro.

I don't need pity. I need therapy... lol! :-)

No, I'm just really jaded cause I've been in some really messy relationships. And all these girls out there my age (23) are all about attention.

Maybe old girls aren't... But at my age they're DEFINITELY motivated by attention.

DaneMcCloud
03-03-2009, 09:59 PM
I don't need pity. I need therapy... lol! :-)

No, I'm just really jaded cause I've been in some really messy relationships. And all these girls out there my age (23) are all about attention.

Maybe old girls aren't... But at my age they're DEFINITELY motivated by attention.

"Old" girls?

You mean women?

It sounds to me like you need to move up the food chain as far as dating's concerned. Don't get involved with the whackjobs.

When I was seriously dating (before I met my wife), I made a list of everything that I expected from someone. Once I found out that they didn't fit the criteria, I moved on.

No sense in wasting time. Yours or hers.

Frankie
03-03-2009, 10:09 PM
OMG!! WHAT DO I DO?!

Ok,

So, I'm ordering a taco salad to go, this woman, probably 40, is with this little girl and the mom is just staring and staring, well, the thing is, is, the mom is hot. So, I was thinking that i'd try to casually give her my number, so I did as I was leaving. Well, she called. Actually she text'd me,

here's how it went:

Her:
This is the girl from Taco Bell. I just wanted to tell u that u made my day and i was very flattered,

Me:
Oh, good deal, may I call you sometime? I would've talked to you more, but didn't know your relationship w the little girl.

Her:
She's my daughter. Do you have facebk?

Me:
No, no facebk. wow, that's your daughter? That's exactly why I didn't approach you in front of her, as I'm sure that'd be awkwurd for her.

Me:
Would it be okay to call you sometime?

Her:
I don't mind you calling but you need to know that I'm married. I have a lot of guy friends that I hang out with and my husband has a lot of friends which are girls. We aren't the jealous type so don't freak out. U should really get facebook.

Me:
If you're married than I doubt I'll call. Email me your Facebook if u want, If anything ever happens than, I want a dinner-date with you.

Her:
Of couse, I will keep your number! I do need your email address though.

Me (fishing):
I have to say I'm let down that you're married, I didn't see a ring, but I suppose, life goes on. :)

Her:
me being married doesn't mean we can't talk or b friends!

Me:
So, how do I know when it's safe to call? You're hot and all, but, I don't want to get shot by an angry husband. Or, are you going to call me? Send me your FB link when you can.

she's yet to reply, but this conversation is late-breaking, so stay tuned.



Is this peculiar in anyone else's eyes?

You don't by any chance live in central Iowa, do you? This sounds exactly like someone I dated for about a year a few years ago. She was married and told me the same story, had convinced me that she was in an open marriage and even would often call her husband to tell him she had stopped by my house for the evening. Turned out the husband was not a swinger, but only a gullible dork who had convinced himself that she had mail friends who were just friends. Well that was the end of that affair because I didn't want to have intimate relations with "another man's woman." Since we broke up she divorced the guy and later married another guy "she just knew." She has a little girl from this marriage, but I wouldn't put it past her to be up to the same stuff. I know it's an incredible long shot that your "affair" and mine involve the same woman, but nevertheless, be careful.

Saccopoo
03-03-2009, 10:16 PM
This is a bus full of orphans getting broad-sided by a train full of nuclear waste.

Two things to remember:

1. She's a skank.
- She's eyeballing you in the presence of her daughter while being married at the same time. If she has that little of respect for her own daughter, her husband and herself, where do you think you are going to be put on the relationship totem pole.

2. She's a skank.
- See above.

Count Alex's Wins
03-03-2009, 10:17 PM
1. She's a skank.
- She's eyeballing you in the presence of her daughter while being married at the same time. If she has that little of respect for her own daughter, her husband and herself, where do you think you are going to be put on the relationship totem pole.

They're SWINGERS you fucking moron.

How many times have you been to church recently?

Skip Towne
03-03-2009, 10:19 PM
They're SWINGERS you fucking moron.

How many times have you been to church recently?

I went about 40 years ago. How about you?

Count Alex's Wins
03-03-2009, 10:20 PM
It was about 8 years ago. I was 19. I think I fell asleep.

Saccopoo
03-03-2009, 10:21 PM
They're SWINGERS you ****ing moron.

How many times have you been to church recently?

I know they are swingers you imbecile. I think that was pretty much implied right from the get go. However, do you think that the little girl is aware of mommy and daddy's fun time action? And if mommy is out there undressing guys she meets at no other than an effing Taco Bell while in the presence of her daughter, then she is a complete and utter skank. The swinging thing is irrelevant at this point.

Count Alex's Wins
03-03-2009, 10:23 PM
I know they are swingers you imbecile. I think that was pretty much implied right from the get go. However, do you think that the little girl is aware of mommy and daddy's fun time action? And if mommy is out there undressing guys she meets at no other than an effing Taco Bell while in the presence of her daughter, then she is a complete and utter skank. The swinging thing is irrelevant at this point.

Basically you have no respect for swingers, because you don't approve of the lifestyle. How prejudiced of you.

Skanks fuck almost ANYONE. This girl was clearly choosy.

Saccopoo
03-03-2009, 10:24 PM
How many times have you been to church recently?

I don't know how it relates to the post, but I'd have to say my freshman year of college. Nailed my girlfriend of the time in the pews after the service. Hot. Used to love to take her to the Nelson-Atkins museum as well. I used to score there with about every girl I dated while I was in KC.

Saccopoo
03-03-2009, 10:26 PM
Basically you have no respect for swingers, because you don't approve of the lifestyle. How prejudiced of you.

Skanks **** almost ANYONE. This girl was clearly choosy.

Oh, yeah, that was obvious. That's why I always put on my best shirt when I go for a chalupa.

The Buddha
03-03-2009, 10:26 PM
"Old" girls?

You mean women?

It sounds to me like you need to move up the food chain as far as dating's concerned. Don't get involved with the whackjobs.

When I was seriously dating (before I met my wife), I made a list of everything that I expected from someone. Once I found out that they didn't fit the criteria, I moved on.

No sense in wasting time. Yours or hers.

I meant old, as in older than me. Not in an insulting way.

And you're right. I totally fall for the super flirty girls who dress really slutty. And all I want from them is just to maybe make out, or something. But yet, all I get is them telling me how their boyfriend sucks, yet how often they have sex.

The Buddha
03-03-2009, 10:27 PM
Oh, yeah, that was obvious. That's why I always put on my best shirt when I go for a chalupa.

Double Decker Taco Supreme... with fire sauce... yummmmm.

Frankie
03-03-2009, 10:31 PM
Basically you have no respect for swingers, because you don't approve of the lifestyle. How prejudiced of you.

Skanks **** almost ANYONE. This girl was clearly choosy.

CHOOSY?!!!...... SHE WAS EYEBALLING SIMPLY RED FOR PETES SAKE!!!!

keg in kc
03-04-2009, 12:21 AM
It sounds to me like you need to move up the food chain as far as dating's concerned. Don't get involved with the whackjobs. Since all women are whackjobs, Dane's advice is to go gay. Very californian.

The_Doctor10
03-04-2009, 12:35 AM
I'm curious as to why you felt the need to spell 'awkward' with a U when it doesn't make the word any shorter and makes you look like a 'tard.

rtmike
03-04-2009, 12:52 AM
I didn't read all the posts. But what's up, motorcycle not running? :D

Run Forest run.

Simply Red
03-04-2009, 01:42 AM
I'm curious as to why you felt the need to spell 'awkward' with a U when it doesn't make the word any shorter and makes you look like a 'tard.

i agree, thanks for the correction.

lazepoo
03-04-2009, 02:19 AM
The whole swinging lifestyle, hubby, and kid aside, I think I'd be a little dubious of any woman I picked up at a Taco Bell. The meat there isn't exactly grade A...

Mecca
03-04-2009, 03:25 AM
Am I the only one who didn't get the swinger vibe from the post opener?

Valiant
03-04-2009, 03:50 AM
Had an encounter with a swinger once at the gym. This lady; really attractive too, asked me to spot her while she was doing an incline press, she had on a tight and low cut sports bra and I got quite the view right down her cleavage canyon. Anyway, later when I was on the treadmill she took the one next to me and struck up a conversation, nothing with any depth, just standard see you here everyday, asked some questions about lifting some weights no big deal. I get done and am packing up my gym bag and she walks up to me and thanks me for spotting her, then asks if I would like to go get a drink. I told thanks but I am married and therefore I can't. She looks me right in the eye and says; "thats ok I am married too; my husband and I have an open relationship". Me: What!? Really? She says yes and that I should reconsider. I tell her that I am not in an open marriage and she tells me thats too bad. Then she hands me her number anyway and says if I change my mind to give her a call.

I promptly threw it away on my way out the door. Seeing her at the gym after that was a little awkward; thankfully my buddy opened his gym soon after and I joined there.

I had something similar when I worked out at a gym in the northland.. Not mentioning names because I don't want to take the chance.. But basically there was this hot Italian women, I thought maybe she was 3-5 years older then me max.. Well we go out dancing and I take her back to her place.. Fireworks go off in the bedroom, she is assed out cold and I drive home to sleep in my bed..

Couple weeks later same thing happens except for I pick her up and her son is there.. Normally you think nothing of it of a woman having a kid.. Well he is only 6 years younger then me, this woman was a few years younger then my mom.. Hellified shocker, she looked 24-27, but was early 40's.. Then it got weird as she was telling me she loved me.. All we did was have sex..

So I broke it off, luckily the gym closed down because it was ran by druggies.. She called me a few times just for old time fun sakes but I declined to come over..

I miss that gym in a way now.. Tons of tail there, 24 hour fitness is not the same..

Mile High Mania
03-04-2009, 05:05 AM
Am I the only one who didn't get the swinger vibe from the post opener?

Yeah, she sounds more like a freak... and potentially high drama, I'd run.

Katipan
03-04-2009, 06:27 AM
I ate at Taco Bell last night because of this thread.

I spent less than $3 and I was stuffed.

There were no women working the register. They apparently ran the place. I had a very funny stoned black man. In fact.... All the black men were working hard. The white women were running around giggling and ordering the men around.

...

I love Taco Bell.

Katipan
03-04-2009, 06:27 AM
Yeah, she sounds more like a freak... and potentially high drama, I'd run.

Poop. I'm a freak. Swingers are in a class of their own.

Mecca
03-04-2009, 06:31 AM
Poop. I'm a freak. Swingers are in a class of their own.

You're a poop freak?

Katipan
03-04-2009, 06:43 AM
You're a poop freak?

I draw the line at pooping on someone but if you want to lay under a glass table we can pretend like its landing on you.

Mecca
03-04-2009, 06:45 AM
I draw the line at pooping on someone but if you want to lay under a glass table we can pretend like its landing on you.

You're getting awfully close to the line.

ChiefButthurt
03-04-2009, 06:48 AM
I draw the line at pooping on someone but if you want to lay under a glass table we can pretend like its landing on you.


Way to go SR, this thread is getting out of hand.

Mecca
03-04-2009, 06:50 AM
Way to go SR, this thread is getting out of hand.

Are you getting weirded out by the convo?

KCUnited
03-04-2009, 07:00 AM
Am I the only one who didn't get the swinger vibe from the post opener?

Definitely not a swinger vibe. Me thinks she wants to play without hubby.

Katipan
03-04-2009, 07:15 AM
Are you getting weirded out by the convo?

I'm a little weirded out that you didn't seem too opposed to it. You didn't jump up and down and do a jig, but still.....

Mecca
03-04-2009, 07:16 AM
I'm a little weirded out that you didn't seem too opposed to it. You didn't jump up and down and do a jig, but still.....

HaHa, it's better to play along than freak out.

At this point nothing is going to really freak me out anyhow.

Katipan
03-04-2009, 07:17 AM
HaHa, it's better to play along than freak out.

At this point nothing is going to really freak me out anyhow.

What if I shaved your head while you slept and made lil Mecca dolls with your hair?

Kerberos
03-04-2009, 07:17 AM
You're the type of guy that can't control your girl
You try to buy her love with diamonds and pearls
I'm the type of guy that shows up on the scene
And gets the seven digits, you know the routine
You're the type of guy that tells her, "Stay inside"
While you're steady frontin in your homeboy's ride
I'm the type of guy that comes when you leave
I'm doin your girlfriend, that's somethin you can't believe
Cause I'm that type of guy

Kim's a guy?/Chris Cole

Mecca
03-04-2009, 07:18 AM
What if I shaved your head while you slept and made lil Mecca dolls with your hair?

Ok that wouldn't really freak me out it'd just piss me off because I'd have to go buy a wig till my hair grew back.

Katipan
03-04-2009, 07:23 AM
Ok that wouldn't really freak me out it'd just piss me off because I'd have to go buy a wig till my hair grew back.


Ooo Ooo. ok ok. So you pass out after a drunken night with your FEMALE FRIEND MER from the Internet. Clothes on. She starts whining in that cute way about being too hot. You tell her she can go ahead and take her shirt off. It's dark, and you two are just friends, right? So she does. Innocently. And when you "accidently" roll towards her in the middle of the night your face presses against the soft sweetly smelling long flowing hair growing from her back...

Mecca
03-04-2009, 07:24 AM
Ooo Ooo. ok ok. So you pass out after a drunken night with your FEMALE FRIEND MER from the Internet. Clothes on. She starts whining in that cute way about being too hot. You tell her she can go ahead and take her shirt off. It's dark, and you two are just friends, right? So she does. Innocently. And when you "accidently" roll towards her in the middle of the night your face presses against the soft sweetly smelling long flowing hair growing from her back...

I'd look for a moment and then say so is there a reason you don't shave this?

Katipan
03-04-2009, 07:25 AM
I'd look for a moment and then say so is there a reason you don't shave this?

LMAO

Would you shave your girl's back if she needed it?

Mecca
03-04-2009, 07:27 AM
LMAO

Would you shave your girl's back if she needed it?

Sure, we all make sacrifices.

Well provided I was attracted to her and liked her as a person outside of that.

Katipan
03-04-2009, 07:28 AM
You, sir. Are a true romantic.

Mecca
03-04-2009, 07:30 AM
You, sir. Are a true romantic.

LOL, I can overlook alot of things...

I've dated and had/have far to many female friends to ever see or hear about something I've never heard about before so, nothing surprises me.

Katipan
03-04-2009, 07:32 AM
LOL, I can overlook alot of things...

I've dated and had/have far to many female friends to ever see or hear about something I've never heard about before so, nothing surprises me.

How about a 3 inch clitty? I knew a girl that took too many male orientated steroids. Too much testosterone. Made that thing look like a little penis. She could wave it. Sort of.

Mecca
03-04-2009, 07:35 AM
How about a 3 inch clitty? I knew a girl that took too many male orientated steroids. Too much testosterone. Made that thing look like a little penis. She could wave it. Sort of.

I've seen female bodybuilders nude before so I'm well aware of that side effect, but hey she should look at the bright side atleast the guy can't say he can't find it.

Redrum_69
03-04-2009, 07:52 AM
I know they are swingers you imbecile. I think that was pretty much implied right from the get go. However, do you think that the little girl is aware of mommy and daddy's fun time action? And if mommy is out there undressing guys she meets at no other than an effing Taco Bell while in the presence of her daughter, then she is a complete and utter skank. The swinging thing is irrelevant at this point.



LOL, uh dont you live in the mormon capital of the freakin free world? Arent they all just swingers of saints with polygamy?

Are you a practicing LDS?

wutamess
03-04-2009, 08:17 AM
I've met a swinger before... Go for it... They're very open people and each usually knows about the others "run-ins".

Flat out ask her is her hubby the jealous type.
Besides... if she's a true swinger... you know how much other pussay you'll get by being in the know with just that one?
It's like an entire underground world and they pass the boy-toys around like tampons.

Katipan
03-04-2009, 08:19 AM
LOL, uh dont you live in the mormon capital of the freakin free world? Arent they all just swingers of saints with polygamy?

Are you a practicing LDS?

Its ok to pick up whores at church, just not at Taco Bell.

Duh.

MOhillbilly
03-04-2009, 08:25 AM
SR, fear for your life bruv. some swingers are couples, some its just an excuse for one to cheat. they are all deviants. its a good way to end up with a bullet in the stomach.

pow!

Katipan
03-04-2009, 08:52 AM
You never hear the bullet

MOhillbilly
03-04-2009, 09:02 AM
You never hear the bullet

and you dont see the knife.

Darth CarlSatan
03-04-2009, 09:06 AM
and you dont see the knife.

And you don't mess around with Jim.

Delano
03-04-2009, 09:12 AM
You never hear the most powerful flatulence.

kcbubb
03-04-2009, 09:27 AM
this makes me want to do a better job of making my wife happy. so, she doesn't need to get compliments from other men. cuddos to you for at least checking for a ring. but run away. this has regret written all over it.

Simply Red
03-04-2009, 09:48 AM
yeah, I'm not going after her.

keg in kc
03-04-2009, 09:53 AM
I spent less than $3 and I was stuffed.I can't decide whether to go with "cheap date" or "put one over on the blind hooker again, eh? one of these days he'll figure out you're giving him singles".

keg in kc
03-04-2009, 09:54 AM
this makes me want to do a better job of making my wife happyFinally. Dude, she was wearing the rest of us out.

Oh wait, out loud.yeah, I'm not going after her.Smart move.

58-4ever
03-04-2009, 10:00 AM
yeah, I'm not going after her.

Then you should definitely post the link to her facebook page!

Katipan
03-04-2009, 10:00 AM
I can't decide whether to go with "cheap date" or "put one over on the blind hooker again, eh? one of these days he'll figure out you're giving him singles".

I'm totally a cheap date. I did go high tho and bought for the boys at the house. 89 cent triple beef burritos.

"Are you going to eat all this yourself?"
"Do I look like I could?"
"No! Thats why I was asking."
"I have the munchies, but it's not THAT bad."
"I knew it."


...

58-4ever
03-04-2009, 10:02 AM
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Simply Red
03-04-2009, 10:04 AM
ROFL

Katipan
03-04-2009, 10:04 AM
FAIL

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

I have no right karmically speaking to laugh, but...

hahaahahahahahahahah

keg in kc
03-04-2009, 10:07 AM
I'm totally a cheap date. I did go high tho and bought for the boys at the house. 89 cent triple beef burritos.

"Are you going to eat all this yourself?"
"Do I look like I could?""Yes, in one swallow, deep throat style".
"Well, there is that".

58-4ever
03-04-2009, 10:08 AM
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

I have no right karmically speaking to laugh, but...

hahaahahahahahahahah

Swingers are certainly out there and can be quite aggressive (sort of like gay guys). My wife and I have only been married seven months and we've been approached three times. (mostly because she is sexy, not because of me)

Katipan
03-04-2009, 10:09 AM
"Yes, in one swallow, deep throat style".
"Well, there is that".

I can slam shots faster than any human I've ever met.
Open the throat and duck swallow the whole damn thing.

As soon as Jizz tastes like Jager...

58-4ever
03-04-2009, 10:10 AM
I can slam shots faster than any human I've ever met.
Open the throat and duck swallow the whole damn thing.

As soon as Jizz tastes like Jager...

They need to invent a pill like that can do that.

Katipan
03-04-2009, 10:12 AM
Swingers are certainly out there and can be quite aggressive (sort of like gay guys). My wife and I have only been married seven months and we've been approached three times. (mostly because she is sexy, not because of me)

I really don't see them as break up a relationship kind of people. Most of the ones I've met try try try, but as soon as someone says no, they're bye bye bye.

Just like gay guys. Gay girls are something else. I think I have "I eat pussy" written across my forehead. If there's a truck driving fat hairy nasty butch lesbian in the room, she's hitting on me.

58-4ever
03-04-2009, 10:19 AM
I really don't see them as break up a relationship kind of people. Most of the ones I've met try try try, but as soon as someone says no, they're bye bye bye.

Just like gay guys. Gay girls are something else. I think I have "I eat pussy" written across my forehead. If there's a truck driving fat hairy nasty butch lesbian in the room, she's hitting on me.

I tend to get the same kind of love from teh ghey men.

As for the swingers I know, they're pretty good people, just a strange breed.

keg in kc
03-04-2009, 10:25 AM
I can slam shots faster than any human I've ever met.
Open the throat and duck swallow the whole damn thing.

As soon as Jizz tastes like Jager...I'll work on that. Although I'll need to find a taste tester, cause even if it comes from me, it ain't going in my mouth.

Snowballing would fall squarely into the poop on glass category. No fucking way.

keg in kc
03-04-2009, 10:28 AM
People confuse swinging with cheating, I think. When the whole idea is that they're doing this thing openly, with everybody involved knowing about it, instead of some kind of behind-your-back, underhanded, sneaky shit.

Frankie
03-04-2009, 12:36 PM
Ooo Ooo. ok ok. So you pass out after a drunken night with your FEMALE FRIEND MER from the Internet. Clothes on. She starts whining in that cute way about being too hot. You tell her she can go ahead and take her shirt off. It's dark, and you two are just friends, right? So she does. Innocently. And when you "accidently" roll towards her in the middle of the night your face presses against the soft sweetly smelling long flowing hair growing from her back...

You have a hairy back?!!!!

Katipan
03-04-2009, 12:39 PM
You have a hairy back?!!!!


:LOL:
Grows up and over my shoulders even.

keg in kc
03-04-2009, 12:56 PM
"Katipan" is cyphered anagram of "Bigfoot".

Crush
03-04-2009, 01:04 PM
giggity