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Count Zarth
03-05-2009, 05:22 PM
test

OnTheWarpath58
03-05-2009, 05:24 PM
The one that hasn't had something the size of an 8 pound bowling ball expelled from her cooter.

Count Zarth
03-05-2009, 05:25 PM
The one that hasn't had something the size of an 8 pound bowling ball expelled from her cooter.

Her kid is 14.

Redrum_69
03-05-2009, 05:26 PM
in your case, beggars cant be choosers

Mr. Flopnuts
03-05-2009, 05:26 PM
The one that hasn't had something the size of an 8 pound bowling ball expelled from her cooter.

Esto. Anyone who has squeezed something the size of a watermelon out of a sensitive orifice the size of a lemon, simply isn't human. Bang the human girl.

BigRock
03-05-2009, 05:27 PM
THREESOME

Redrum_69
03-05-2009, 05:27 PM
introduce each other and have a threesome

then you have 6 holes to hit instead of three

Mr. Flopnuts
03-05-2009, 05:27 PM
THREESOME

+2 man points

Woodrow Call
03-05-2009, 05:28 PM
Give me the Hispanic just based on location. You could bang her a few times in the time it would take you to get to the white girl.

Mr. Flopnuts
03-05-2009, 05:28 PM
introduce each other and have a threesome

then you have 6 holes to hit instead of three

+3 man points

Count Zarth
03-05-2009, 05:28 PM
in your case, beggars cant be choosers

Please stay on topic. I have a choice to make.

Count Zarth
03-05-2009, 05:28 PM
Give me the Hispanic just based on location. You could bang her a few times in the time it would take you to get to the white girl.

I'm thinking she could be my regular hookup. :evil:

Kyle DeLexus
03-05-2009, 05:29 PM
THREESOME

This

introduce each other and have a threesome

then you have 6 holes to hit instead of three

This

+2 man points

And This

ElGringo
03-05-2009, 05:29 PM
I guess for me the choice is easy, I like Hispanic women so much I moved to Mexico.

Redrum_69
03-05-2009, 05:30 PM
ultimately...this is what you need to do.

waste your first load on the mexicant...then that night set up a date with the white girl.

then and only then will you see the difference and stay away from women with baggage

bowener
03-05-2009, 05:30 PM
Go with the interracial option, man. I guarantee you that your hispanic friend is as kinky as your white one.

Hmm, there needs to be something else....

Do they both like anal, and giving oral?

crazycoffey
03-05-2009, 05:30 PM
Why choose, do Em both

Micjones
03-05-2009, 05:31 PM
I can't imagine a woman who lives an hour away would be a regular hook-up.
Though she does have a better arsenal of weapons.

3 miles is hard to beat though.

Go with the Hispanic girl.

Count Zarth
03-05-2009, 05:31 PM
Why choose, do Em both

I plan to. But which one first?

Kyle DeLexus
03-05-2009, 05:31 PM
A white 30-year old woman or a Hispanic 32-year old woman? Both are single, and into me just for the ****ing. They both know I am a virgin.

Other factors:

The white woman lives about an hour away.

The Hispanic woman lives three miles away.

The white woman has no children

The Hispanic woman has one child.

The white woman is really kinky, wants me to pull her hair, and likes it rough. She sends me naughty messages. She said she wanted to "teach me."

The Hispanic seems more reserved, though I haven't really asked. She did say she wanted to "**** my brains out." However, she has indicated she doesn't really believe I am a virgin, or that it is hard to believe.

The white woman has a great ass +2, and good tits +1.

The Hispanic woman has great tits +2, and no ass 0.

I will now field your questions.

Score is 3-2, get on the road you got an hour to drive.

Redrum_69
03-05-2009, 05:32 PM
Does the mexican woman have a green card or is she straight from the border?

keg in kc
03-05-2009, 05:33 PM
Hispanic, no brainer.

3 miles kills 1 hour.

Mr. Flopnuts
03-05-2009, 05:33 PM
Why choose, do Em both

+1 man point

Count Zarth
03-05-2009, 05:33 PM
Hmm, there needs to be something else....

Do they both like anal, and giving oral?

The white girl said she liked giving blowjobs. LMAO

I'm not investigating anal sex. :shake:

Mr. Flopnuts
03-05-2009, 05:34 PM
I plan to. But which one first?

+1 man point

crazycoffey
03-05-2009, 05:34 PM
I plan to. But which one first?

The one u can do tonight, d'uh

Kyle DeLexus
03-05-2009, 05:34 PM
The white girl said she liked giving blowjobs. LMAO

I'm not investigating anal sex. :shake:

-1 man point (disclaimer: all rights reserved to Mr. Flopnuts)

Mr. Flopnuts
03-05-2009, 05:35 PM
The white girl said she liked giving blowjobs. LMAO

I'm not investigating anal sex. :shake:

-1 man point

Count Zarth
03-05-2009, 05:35 PM
The one u can do tonight, d'uh

No one is fucking me tonight.

Mr. Flopnuts
03-05-2009, 05:35 PM
-1 man points

:cuss:

MIAdragon
03-05-2009, 05:35 PM
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y188/sfelmey/Stuff/wtf.gif

Count Zarth
03-05-2009, 05:35 PM
-1 man point

Not yet.

keg in kc
03-05-2009, 05:36 PM
Clay'll end up doing anal by accident anyway. He's gonna be all kinds of confused about what goes where. Be lucky if he doesn't fuck her belly button.

Mr. Flopnuts
03-05-2009, 05:36 PM
The one u can do tonight, d'uh

-1 man point

The correct answer is the Hispanic one. Because you can get there first. Take a shower, go for a drive.

Kyle DeLexus
03-05-2009, 05:36 PM
:cuss:

I added the disclaimer so you get credit for it.

luv
03-05-2009, 05:36 PM
Like you're going to get all wild and kinky your first time. You'll be too nervous. The hispanic chick doesn't see how you could be a virgin. Show her. Build up some confidence before meeting your master (white chick).

Count Zarth
03-05-2009, 05:37 PM
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y188/sfelmey/Stuff/wtf.gif

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Mr. Flopnuts
03-05-2009, 05:37 PM
Not yet.

I can understand that. You can always "slip" or approach the subject after an inspection. No one wants to fuck a shit splatterer. Your man point has been restored.

Bearcat
03-05-2009, 05:37 PM
Give me the Hispanic just based on location. You could bang her a few times in the time it would take you to get to the white girl.

What if she ends up wanting to like, you know, talk? Distance is good.

Get medical records or double bag it or something.

Mr. Flopnuts
03-05-2009, 05:37 PM
Like you're going to get all wild and kinky your first time. You'll be too nervous. The hispanic chick doesn't see how you could be a virgin. Show her. Build up some confidence before meeting your master (white chick).

Shit.

+1 man point

Redrum_69
03-05-2009, 05:37 PM
go bang the mexican chick all weekend long.

Dont take a shower

set a date with the white girl

and let her give you head first.

then pee on her

Kyle DeLexus
03-05-2009, 05:38 PM
What if she ends up wanting to like, you know, talk? Distance is good.

Get medical records or double bag it or something.

LMAO Thats a very good point

Count Zarth
03-05-2009, 05:38 PM
I can understand that. You can always "slip" or approach the subject after an exception. No one wants to fuck a shit splatterer. Your man point has been restored.

Any girl I do in the ass will be required to get an enema first.

Redrum_69
03-05-2009, 05:39 PM
tell immigration that you know of an illegal alien living three miles away

Woodrow Call
03-05-2009, 05:39 PM
What if she ends up wanting to like, you know, talk? Distance is good.


That's a damn good point.

Count Zarth
03-05-2009, 05:39 PM
Like you're going to get all wild and kinky your first time. You'll be too nervous. The hispanic chick doesn't see how you could be a virgin. Show her. Build up some confidence before meeting your master (white chick).

I think you have it backwards. The white girl wants to TEACH me, remember?

Mr. Flopnuts
03-05-2009, 05:40 PM
Any girl I do in the ass will be required to get an enema first.

Just wear a condom. Anyone who goes bareback in there without the sole intention of sticking it in her mouth is just asking for an infection. Risk vs. reward and all.

crazycoffey
03-05-2009, 05:40 PM
No one is fucking me tonight.


-1 man point



The one that will do u first, or the closer one; putting one in the bush beats an hour drive. Or something

luv
03-05-2009, 05:41 PM
I think you have it backwards. The white girl wants to TEACH me, remember?

Trust me, you're not going to learn everything your first time. There will be PLENTY to teach you. Do the hispanic chick first.

Mr. Flopnuts
03-05-2009, 05:41 PM
I've gone retarded today and can't type. I've had to edit like 5 posts in this thread.

unothadeal
03-05-2009, 05:41 PM
Why is there a choice? You can't do both?

BigRock
03-05-2009, 05:42 PM
If you don't go 3sum, I can't see how the white girl isn't the runaway winner here.

From the description, she's embracing the idea of banging a virgin. That means she won't expect you to be any good. And teaching you? Yes, please.

Meanwhile, othan being closer, what does the hispanic girl really bring to the table? She doesn't even buy the virgin story. Imagine her at the end being like "Jeez, you mean you really WERE a virgin?". Pass.

Unless the white girl has an adam's apple you aren't telling us about, this seems like an easy call.

Redrum_69
03-05-2009, 05:43 PM
this is just another attention whoring thread. dont be all mecca either.

post pics and then that will be a better guage.

Count Zarth
03-05-2009, 05:44 PM
Why is there a choice? You can't do both?

Not at the SAME TIME, retard.

Dave Lane
03-05-2009, 05:44 PM
Do both but white woman first based on the fact she wants to teach you :)

Pestilence
03-05-2009, 05:44 PM
Really?

THIS THREAD IS WORTHLESS WITHOUT PICS.

Rain Man
03-05-2009, 05:44 PM
Which one would order the cheaper dinner beforehand?

crazycoffey
03-05-2009, 05:45 PM
-1 man point

The correct answer is the Hispanic one. Because you can get there first. Take a shower, go for a drive.

U misunderstood, what if she's busy with a family function this weekend but the white girl is free all weekend?

Bearcat
03-05-2009, 05:45 PM
Why is there a choice? You can't do both?

He can't lose his virginity to more than one person... unless he can, but then he should be in the movies.

Count Zarth
03-05-2009, 05:45 PM
If you don't go 3sum, I can't see how the white girl isn't the runaway winner here.

From the description, she's embracing the idea of banging a virgin. That means she won't expect you to be any good. And teaching you? Yes, please.

Meanwhile, othan being closer, what does the hispanic girl really bring to the table? She doesn't even buy the virgin story. Imagine her at the end being like "Jeez, you mean you really WERE a virgin?". Pass.

Unless the white girl has an adam's apple you aren't telling us about, this seems like an easy call.

I agree. My gut says go with the white girl.

Gravedigger
03-05-2009, 05:46 PM
Wait wait wait..... you're a virgin? I mean not too shocking but.... wow.

The blond one.

unothadeal
03-05-2009, 05:47 PM
Not at the SAME TIME, retard.

You're asking for advice on the internet about who you should fuck after 28 years of not fucking and I'm the retard.

Count Zarth
03-05-2009, 05:47 PM
U misunderstood, what if she's busy with a family function this weekend but the white girl is free all weekend?

Time is not a factor.

I've waited this long, I can wait a few more days.

Skip Towne
03-05-2009, 05:47 PM
I'm betting they are both buggy.

Count Zarth
03-05-2009, 05:48 PM
FYI I AM meeting the hispanic girl tomorrow afternoon. Just to meet her. She's wearing a ripped jean skirt. Kind of hot.

Who knows, I may get horny and lose it in the bathroom at Buffalo Wild Wings.

Mr. Flopnuts
03-05-2009, 05:49 PM
I'm betting they are both buggy.

I would bang the ever loving shit out of the mexican girl. She's a cutie. I haven't seen the white girl.

epitome1170
03-05-2009, 05:49 PM
No one said it so I will...

It is wrong to do anyone except the one you are going to marry, so do that one, but only after mariage.

:)

(Yes, I know... -1 man point)

Count Zarth
03-05-2009, 05:49 PM
Wait wait wait..... you're a virgin? I mean not too shocking but.... wow.

The blond one.

One's a redhead, the other is a brunette.

Pestilence
03-05-2009, 05:50 PM
I would bang the ever loving shit out of the mexican girl. She's a cutie. I haven't seen the white girl.

Where are the pics?

Reaper16
03-05-2009, 05:50 PM
If you don't go 3sum, I can't see how the white girl isn't the runaway winner here.

From the description, she's embracing the idea of banging a virgin. That means she won't expect you to be any good. And teaching you? Yes, please.

Meanwhile, othan being closer, what does the hispanic girl really bring to the table? She doesn't even buy the virgin story. Imagine her at the end being like "Jeez, you mean you really WERE a virgin?". Pass.

Unless the white girl has an adam's apple you aren't telling us about, this seems like an easy call.
This, plus the ass-factor.

allen_kcCard
03-05-2009, 05:50 PM
Which Buffalo Wild Wings?

Frazod
03-05-2009, 05:51 PM
Who gives a shit? Just pick one and fuck her and be done with it so we don't have to keep hearing about it. :banghead:

crazycoffey
03-05-2009, 05:51 PM
Time is not a factor.

I've waited this long, I can wait a few more days.

-150 man points and all your casino cash if u don't know why u lost the points

Bearcat
03-05-2009, 05:51 PM
Trust me, you're not going to learn everything your first time. There will be PLENTY to teach you. Do the hispanic chick first.

He won't learn everything, but he'll probably learn one big lesson within the first 20-30 seconds. Just another reason to go for the white woman... the long drive will help.

Which part, the 8 seconds of sex or 45 minutes of crying?/Family Guy

Count Zarth
03-05-2009, 05:51 PM
Which one would order the cheaper dinner beforehand?

They're both ordering sausage.

Count Zarth
03-05-2009, 05:52 PM
Which Buffalo Wild Wings?

Do you think I am retarded?

If I tell you where I'm meeting this girl, someone is going to call the place and fuck things up.

JuicesFlowing
03-05-2009, 05:52 PM
The Hispanic woman in a MILF. There's your winner. (sorry if someone already said this, i didn't want to read through 5 pages ...)

Bearcat
03-05-2009, 05:53 PM
Who gives a shit? Just pick one and **** her and be done with it so we don't have to keep hearing about it. :banghead:

I'm not even 100% convinced there are two girls... I'm just kind of bored. :shrug:

Redrum_69
03-05-2009, 05:53 PM
FYI I AM meeting the hispanic girl tomorrow afternoon. Just to meet her. She's wearing a ripped jean skirt. Kind of hot.

Who knows, I may get horny and lose it in the bathroom at Buffalo Wild Wings.



youre taking her to buffalo wild wings?

dont you write for WPI?


make sure to tell nick athan after you drop your load on her, that way he can broadcast it to espn

rockymtnchief
03-05-2009, 05:54 PM
Who gives a shit? Just pick one and **** her and be done with it so we don't have to keep hearing about it. :banghead:

Can I get an AMEN?:LOL:

Redrum_69
03-05-2009, 05:54 PM
Who gives a shit? Just pick one and **** her and be done with it so we don't have to keep hearing about it. :banghead:



this times 10

Rain Man
03-05-2009, 05:54 PM
Ask their blood type and pick the one that's most incompatible to your own blood type. It'll decrease your odds of waking up in a bathtub without your kidneys.

Valiant
03-05-2009, 05:54 PM
Third option of get a prostitute because you will just embarrass yourself and make them go dyke..

Mr. Flopnuts
03-05-2009, 05:54 PM
Where are the pics?

Do you think I am retarded?

If I tell you where I'm meeting this girl, someone is going to call the place and fuck things up.

They're not posted. Clay has apparently learned his lesson. But I've seen them both now, and hadn't voted yet. The white girl is cute enough, but the mexican is the EASY winner.

epitome1170
03-05-2009, 05:54 PM
I would say the Hispanic just based on the ethnicity and under the premise that you may not get another Hispanic.

However, since it took you this long, there may not be another chance period.

Count Zarth
03-05-2009, 05:55 PM
youre taking her to buffalo wild wings?


I'm not "taking her" anywhere.

I'm not her boyfriend. I'm her stud-in-waiting.

RippedmyFlesh
03-05-2009, 05:56 PM
The white woman then the hispanic if you still want to.
The white woman will be more patient with you making you more comfortable if the hispanic woman doesnt beleive it is the debut.
Besides the hispanic woman may be a little too wild for your first ride.

Redrum_69
03-05-2009, 05:56 PM
I'm not "taking her" anywhere.

I'm not her boyfriend. I'm her stud-in-waiting.


jesus... dont put the pussy on a pedestal, otherwise you'll be making a thread on here next week crying about losing the mexican pinata that you donkey punched and didnt get any treats when she spilled her goods.

Mr. Krab
03-05-2009, 05:57 PM
Both. Do one and then move on to the other, then move back to the first.

rinse,repeat as long as they will let you. :)

Count Zarth
03-05-2009, 05:57 PM
jesus... dont put the pussy on a pedestal, otherwise you'll be making a thread on here next week crying about losing the mexican pinata that you donkey punched and didnt get any treats when she spilled her goods.

No offense, but shut the fuck up.

unothadeal
03-05-2009, 05:58 PM
These sound like some classy women. I can see why it's such a difficult decision, cause you know, you want your first time with a desperate internet slut to be special.

allen_kcCard
03-05-2009, 05:58 PM
Do you think I am retarded?

If I tell you where I'm meeting this girl, someone is going to call the place and **** things up.

I'll assume the first part is rhetorical.

And no....not CALL the place, I want a full fledged stakeout with someone to get some fuggin pics for this thread to make it less worthless.

Count Zarth
03-05-2009, 05:58 PM
If you folks want to look at the mexican's rack, check the date thread.

RippedmyFlesh
03-05-2009, 06:00 PM
These sound like some classy women. I can see why it's such a difficult decision, cause you know, you want your first time with a desperate internet slut to be special.
LMAO best post on the thread so far

Count Zarth
03-05-2009, 06:00 PM
Looks like the white girl is running away with the pole.

I'm gonna go for a run...this thread will be fun...

chiefscafan
03-05-2009, 06:00 PM
hmm that's tough i'd probably go for the white woman but sometimes the quiet ones are the freakiest

Valiant
03-05-2009, 06:01 PM
No offense, but shut the **** up.

Feelings hurt?? He actually has a point about you.. You are pretty pathetic at this game, it is not like you can resort to talking about starwars at the bar or your online CP hijinks..

Redrum_69
03-05-2009, 06:01 PM
No offense, but shut the **** up.


you should dress up like cheech marin and then show up at the mexicans house exclaiming this movie quote from dusk til dawn:

Chet: All right, pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in pussy lovers! Here at the Titty Twister we're slashing pussy in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy, this is a pussy blow out! All right, we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, we got hot pussy, cold pussy, we got wet pussy, we got
[sniffs]
Chet: smelly pussy, we got hairy pussy, bloody pussy, we got snappin' pussy, we got silk pussy, velvet pussy, Naugahyde pussy, we even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy! Come on, you want pussy, come on in, pussy lovers! If we don't got it, you don't want it! Come on in, pussy lovers!

Delano
03-05-2009, 06:06 PM
Clayton, give me a picture of the redhead.

Is this whitey a late entrant in the virgin sweepstakes? I thought Mexi-milf had the pole position.

kcwild
03-05-2009, 06:07 PM
Do you think I am retarded?

If I tell you where I'm meeting this girl, someone is going to call the place and **** things up.

Bet you it is the one in The Woodlands, am I right?

Dave Lane
03-05-2009, 06:12 PM
FYI I AM meeting the hispanic girl tomorrow afternoon. Just to meet her. She's wearing a ripped jean skirt. Kind of hot.

Who knows, I may get horny and lose it in the bathroom at Buffalo Wild Wings.

Spill the chowder before you meet for multiple reasons

Dave Lane
03-05-2009, 06:13 PM
Looks like the white girl is running away with the pole.

I'm gonna go for a run...this thread will be fun...

Wheres white girl pic?

Redrum_69
03-05-2009, 06:14 PM
Spill the chowder before you meet for multiple reasons


he'll do that with a jar of peanut butter and a new bitch (female dog before the women on here get offended) he picks up at the pound

Sure-Oz
03-05-2009, 06:18 PM
Im waiting for Chris Hanson to show up when he gets there

btlook1
03-05-2009, 06:19 PM
I would go with the white chick...especially since shes available sooner...right?
Personally I will be suprised if he nails either one of them! Go do it and then come back and tell us about it!

MIAdragon
03-05-2009, 06:22 PM
I just can’t comprehend how someone past the age of 20 can still be a virgin. Shit I’ve tripped and fell into puss more than a few times. How the hell have you not had any?

Delano
03-05-2009, 06:23 PM
I just canít comprehend how someone past the age of 20 can still be a virgin. Shit Iíve tripped and fell into puss more than a few times. How the hell have you not had any?

Obesity, religion, and social anxiety.

rockymtnchief
03-05-2009, 06:23 PM
I'm not "taking her" anywhere.

I'm not her boyfriend. I'm her dud-in-waiting.

FYP :D

DJ's left nut
03-05-2009, 06:25 PM
You never shit where you eat.

Pick the one that lives the farthest away.

Redrum_69
03-05-2009, 06:26 PM
Obesity, religion, and social anxiety.


looks, desperation, star wars fanatic...and contribtour to WPI dont help.

Gracie Dean
03-05-2009, 06:26 PM
how much more stupid can you get?

Redrum_69
03-05-2009, 06:27 PM
Obesity, religion, and social anxiety.


biggest factor...

Posts: 74,449

Delano
03-05-2009, 06:27 PM
looks, desperation, star wars fanatic...and contribtour to WPI dont help.

Well you have to hand it to him; he's improved quite a bit lately.

Redrum_69
03-05-2009, 06:33 PM
Well you have to hand it to him; he's improved quite a bit lately.


thats true..

at least he didnt request that either of these chicks show up wearing the slave leia outfit...

Delano
03-05-2009, 06:34 PM
thats true..

at least he didnt request that either of these chicks show up wearing the slave leia outfit...

That's probably four dates in.ROFL

Count Zarth
03-05-2009, 06:40 PM
Feelings hurt?? He actually has a point about you.. You are pretty pathetic at this game, it is not like you can resort to talking about starwars at the bar or your online CP hijinks..

He has no point whatsoever.

I don't need to talk these women into bed. They're ready, willing and able.

Count Zarth
03-05-2009, 06:47 PM
Spill the chowder before you meet for multiple reasons

That won't taint the experience?

Delano
03-05-2009, 06:48 PM
Considering all of the supporting materials, I would pick the Mexi-milf.

rockymtnchief
03-05-2009, 06:49 PM
He has no point whatsoever.

I don't need to talk these women into bed. They're reading, willing and able.

I require my dates to actively participate. Not spend their time under me "reading".:D

Count Zarth
03-05-2009, 06:49 PM
Go do it and then come back and tell us about it!

Imagine if I just said nothing at all.

The planet would have blue balls.

Count Zarth
03-05-2009, 06:50 PM
I require my dates to actively participate. Not spend their time under me "reading".:D

LOL...typo...but some chicks like to read while you do it from behind, yes? ROFL

Count Zarth
03-05-2009, 06:52 PM
thats true..

at least he didnt request that either of these chicks show up wearing the slave leia outfit...

I don't think a mexican would look quite right in that getup.

Maybe I can talk the white girl into it. :evil:

Valiant
03-05-2009, 06:52 PM
He has no point whatsoever.

I don't need to talk these women into bed. They're ready, willing and able.

Your not going straight to bed though are you?? Actually that would help you, because I have the feeling the more you talk to them where ever you are meeting them will make them change their mind..

rockymtnchief
03-05-2009, 06:52 PM
LOL...typo...but some chicks like to read while you do it from behind, yes? ROFL

Or eat pizza and watch Oprah!

Count Zarth
03-05-2009, 06:54 PM
Your not going straight to bed though are you??

Pretty much.

ChiefsCountry
03-05-2009, 06:55 PM
It takes 4 hours to hit the sack /mystery

Count Zarth
03-05-2009, 06:56 PM
What a peach redrum is:

http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/5505/repm.jpg (http://img4.imageshack.us/my.php?image=repm.jpg)

ChiefsCountry
03-05-2009, 06:58 PM
What a peach redrum is:

http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/5505/repm.jpg (http://img4.imageshack.us/my.php?image=repm.jpg)

ROFLROFLROFL

Delano
03-05-2009, 06:59 PM
Clayton, would you opt for an abortion?

MIAdragon
03-05-2009, 06:59 PM
Imagine if I just said nothing at all.

The planet would have blue balls.

LMAO, think much of yourself, no I donít think we would.

Gravedigger
03-05-2009, 07:00 PM
One's a redhead, the other is a brunette.

Then I'm out...

Delano
03-05-2009, 07:01 PM
LMAO, think much of yourself, no I donít think we would.

We'd no doubt move on to The_Buddah or some other socially inept circus act.

Buehler445
03-05-2009, 07:02 PM
The white woman has no children

The Hispanic woman has one child.



Dude.

Count Zarth
03-05-2009, 07:04 PM
Clayton, would you opt for an abortion?

No, I'm enjoying life.

Spott
03-05-2009, 07:05 PM
I'd take the Spanish one just for the simple fact that they are harder to come by Irishmen like myself.

DaneMcCloud
03-05-2009, 07:09 PM
The Caucasian woman.

If for nothing other than if she's psycho, it'll take her an hour to get to you, thus reducing the notion that she'll show up at your parent's house unannounced.

Three miles away is too close for comfort for any chick that's looking for sex on the internet.

Skip Towne
03-05-2009, 07:15 PM
Just another lame "Claythan might get some pussy someday" thread.

keg in kc
03-05-2009, 07:17 PM
The Caucasian woman.

If for nothing other than if she's psycho, it'll take her an hour to get to you, thus reducing the notion that she'll show up at your parent's house unannounced.

Three miles away is too close for comfort for any chick that's looking for sex on the internet.That's a very good point.

I'm not sure an hour is enough safety space.

Bugeater
03-05-2009, 07:21 PM
One's a redhead, the other is a brunette.
REDHEAD! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GO WITH THE REDHEAD!

Fairplay
03-05-2009, 07:21 PM
And Claythan's date arrives!

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Fairplay
03-05-2009, 07:26 PM
:eek:

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Mecca
03-05-2009, 07:28 PM
I'd have to see pictures to make this call.

Count Zarth
03-05-2009, 07:41 PM
in your case, beggars cant be choosers

I'm betting they are both buggy.

Third option of get a prostitute because you will just embarrass yourself and make them go dyke..

You are pretty pathetic at this game, it is not like you can resort to talking about starwars at the bar or your online CP hijinks..

how much more stupid can you get?

I have the feeling the more you talk to them where ever you are meeting them will make them change their mind..

Just another lame "Claythan might get some pussy someday" thread.

And Claythan's date arrives!
<object height="295" width="480"></object>

http://i39.tinypic.com/f50gp0.gif

Psyko Tek
03-05-2009, 07:44 PM
go for the nice ass

KcMizzou
03-05-2009, 07:47 PM
This exchange had me rolling. LMAOLMAO


Clayton, would you opt for an abortion?

No, I'm enjoying life.

Mecca
03-05-2009, 07:47 PM
Ask them if they like anal, go with the one that says yes.

-King-
03-05-2009, 07:48 PM
The Caucasian woman.

If for nothing other than if she's psycho, it'll take her an hour to get to you, thus reducing the notion that she'll show up at your parent's house unannounced.

Three miles away is too close for comfort for any chick that's looking for sex on the internet.

ROFL :LOL::LOL::LOL:LMAO

MahiMike
03-05-2009, 07:49 PM
I'm thinking she could be my regular hookup. :evil:

Wrong. You want to bang the one furthest away in case it goes sour. In your case, you'll suck in bed (everyone does 1st time).

p.s. Don't forget to spank the monkey beforehand! I remembermy 1st time. Pecker tracks all over my shirt. My mom made my dad give me "the talk".ROFL

KcMizzou
03-05-2009, 07:51 PM
Yes, clean the pipes.

StcChief
03-05-2009, 07:53 PM
White experienced one will be gentle then wild.... experience rules.

The spanish will try and be wild, inexperience will show. Too close to home.

Redrum_69
03-05-2009, 07:56 PM
http://i39.tinypic.com/f50gp0.gif


first of all..its indiana jones. second of all..hes getting in a plane with steven spielbergs ex-wife...third of all its a movie...

your fantasy world is only as big as your dvd collection.

nychief
03-05-2009, 07:59 PM
How about the one that isn't a figment of your imagination?

Count Zarth
03-05-2009, 08:06 PM
first of all..its indiana jones. second of all..hes getting in a plane with steven spielbergs ex-wife...third of all its a movie...

your fantasy world is only as big as your dvd collection.

It's too late...I found the map room and marked the right location. Tomorrow the headpiece is going in the slot, and when the sun shines over the map room, I'll have discovered the well of the souls....

http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/3700/raiders589.jpg (http://img24.imageshack.us/my.php?image=raiders589.jpg)

Colt4540
03-05-2009, 08:09 PM
Go with the white woman. Mexican women are f****** crazy. She says it's only about the sex but you never know they could become attached and clingy, and you don't want that because she has a kid. At least that's what I would do.

Count Zarth
03-05-2009, 08:10 PM
Mexican women are f****** crazy.

Example?

Mecca
03-05-2009, 08:16 PM
Hey crazy chicks are good in bed, just hide the knives.

Delano
03-05-2009, 08:16 PM
Mexican women can be fuckin' nuts, but I think this bitch's kid may ground her.

Colt4540
03-05-2009, 08:18 PM
I've had a mexican chick that went nuts, thought we were dating, I said hell no, then she stalked me through my friends or at least tried. Then when I wouldn't talk to her and she couldn't get ahold of me she tried saying that she was pregnant. Yeah real messed up deal. That and this one might want you to help her with her kid or something it's just got bad news written all over it.

Redrum_69
03-05-2009, 08:19 PM
It's too late...I found the map room and marked the right location. Tomorrow the headpiece is going in the slot, and when the sun shines over the map room, I'll have discovered the well of the souls....

http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/3700/raiders589.jpg (http://img24.imageshack.us/my.php?image=raiders589.jpg)



the only thing you share in common with indiana is trying to find hidden treasure that someone else claims in the end

Delano
03-05-2009, 08:20 PM
I've had a mexican chick that went nuts, thought we were dating, I said hell no, then she stalked me through my friends or at least tried. Then when I wouldn't talk to her and she couldn't get ahold of me she tried saying that she was pregnant. Yeah real messed up deal. That and this one might want you to help her with her kid or something it's just got bad news written all over it.

It's a good rule of thumb to check under the mattress for knives when you are fucking a Mexican.

Mecca
03-05-2009, 08:21 PM
LOL, there are crazy white chicks to you know.

Colt4540
03-05-2009, 08:21 PM
And I had a friend who was dating a mexican chick who stole his clothes and left him in a park in just his scibs.

Fairplay
03-05-2009, 08:22 PM
How many times has he said he is going to get some, then it never happens?

:spock:

Mecca
03-05-2009, 08:22 PM
It sounds like you guys are just really good at finding crazy chicks or pissing them off one or the other.

Colt4540
03-05-2009, 08:22 PM
It's a good rule of thumb to check under the mattress for knives when you are ****ing a Mexican.

That is true.:D

Redrum_69
03-05-2009, 08:24 PM
It's a good rule of thumb to check under the mattress for knives when you are ****ing a Mexican.


plus...if things dont work out for the meximilf, just think...youd have a person to come over and do your chores, clean house, dump trash, yardwork...

Colt4540
03-05-2009, 08:24 PM
It sounds like you guys are just really good at finding crazy chicks or pissing them off one or the other.

Yeah, I think I attract freaks. And yeah white women can be crazy there just seems to be fewer of them.

Mecca
03-05-2009, 08:25 PM
Yeah, I think I attract freaks. And yeah white women can be crazy there just seems to be fewer of them.

I disagree with there being fewer of them you just haven't found them.

Redrum_69
03-05-2009, 08:25 PM
It sounds like you guys are just really good at finding crazy chicks or pissing them off one or the other.



says the one who posts pics of internet chicks

Colt4540
03-05-2009, 08:27 PM
I disagree with there being fewer of them you just haven't found them.

That could be.

Count Zarth
03-05-2009, 08:31 PM
How many times has he said he is going to get some, then it never happens?

:spock:

I don't think I've ever seriously said I was going to bang someone.

And it's never progressed to the level it has with these two.

Count Zarth
03-05-2009, 08:32 PM
Looks like the white girl is running away with the pole.


Man this was funny...no one laughed?

Pioli Zombie
03-05-2009, 08:36 PM
The one that hasn't had something the size of an 8 pound bowling ball expelled from her cooter.

I don't know you are underestimating the power of MILF.

What I would be concerned about with hispanic is if there is the crazy hispanic ex husband.
Posted via Mobile Device

Count Zarth
03-05-2009, 08:37 PM
I don't know you are underestimated the power of MILF.

What I would be concerned about with hispanic is if there is the crazy hispanic ex husband.
Posted via Mobile Device

Then I heard the guitar player say

"Vamos, Jose's on his way"

EyePod
03-05-2009, 08:38 PM
Give me the Hispanic just based on location. You could bang her a few times in the time it would take you to get to the white girl.

Why can't she just come over to his house?

Redrum_69
03-05-2009, 08:40 PM
Why can't she just come over to his house?


LOL

uh, he lives in his parents basement

KcMizzou
03-05-2009, 08:43 PM
Man this was funny...no one laughed?The abortion exchange was much funnier, I hope it was intentional... I repped you for for the damned thing.

EyePod
03-05-2009, 08:54 PM
LOL

uh, he lives in his parents basement

Cmon, he's how old? 20's? He should give his parents 300 bucks, say spend the night at a hotel, and then fuck this bitches brains out in his basement bedroom.

Mecca
03-05-2009, 08:55 PM
If he banged some chick in his parents house they'd probably be proud by this point.

Count Zarth
03-05-2009, 08:56 PM
Cmon, he's how old? 20's? He should give his parents 300 bucks, say spend the night at a hotel, and then fuck this bitches brains out in his basement bedroom.

Not necessary. I'll be going to her place.

Besides, letting anyone you're just screwing casually know where you live...bad idea.

Redrum_69
03-05-2009, 08:56 PM
Cmon, he's how old? 20's? He should give his parents 300 bucks, say spend the night at a hotel, and then **** this bitches brains out in his basement bedroom.


have you seen some of his contributions to WPI?

Delano
03-05-2009, 08:58 PM
Not necessary. I'll be going to her place.

Besides, letting anyone you're just screwing casually know where you live...bad idea.

Well, shit, if the bitch doesn't know where you live there are no reservations.

Will your parents be babysitting her kid?

Count Zarth
03-05-2009, 09:01 PM
Well, shit, if the bitch doesn't know where you live there are no reservations.

Will your parents be babysitting her kid?

Her kid is 14.

Lucky me, eh? :D

whoman69
03-05-2009, 09:01 PM
I think the fact that we're answering these questions means you have about as much of a shot at this as Herm Edwards does in having the Chiefs begging him to come back.

keg in kc
03-05-2009, 09:01 PM
Her kid is 14.

Lucky me, eh?Ew.

Count Zarth
03-05-2009, 09:02 PM
I think the fact that we're answering these questions means you have about as much of a shot at this as Herm Edwards does in having the Chiefs begging him to come back.

I wouldn't have started the poll if I didn't think there was a serious chance.

Delano
03-05-2009, 09:05 PM
Ew.

Nice.

Count Zarth
03-05-2009, 09:10 PM
Anyway, I appreciate all the responses, and I think I'd like to go with the white girl.

The only problem is I'm meeting the other one tomorrow, not necessarily for sex, but not necessarily NOT for sex, so I'm afraid of what happens if Captain Willie catches a wind from the southeast and decides to pull into port.

Sure-Oz
03-05-2009, 09:13 PM
Her kid is 14.

Lucky me, eh? :D

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v615/DWinter/ChrisHanson.png

Pioli Zombie
03-05-2009, 09:15 PM
Anyway, I appreciate all the responses, and I think I'd like to go with the white girl.

The only problem is I'm meeting the other one tomorrow, not necessarily for sex, but not necessarily NOT for sex, so I'm afraid of what happens if Captain Willie catches a wind from the southeast and decides to pull into port.
What are you afraid of? Maybe you'll have both.
Posted via Mobile Device

Count Zarth
03-05-2009, 09:17 PM
What are you afraid of? Maybe you'll have both.
Posted via Mobile Device

Well, I'd prefer the white chick for my first time. I would feel more comfortable.

dirk digler
03-05-2009, 09:19 PM
We need pictures to decide

Count Zarth
03-05-2009, 09:20 PM
I'm not posting any pictures until after the deed is done.

CaliforniaChief
03-05-2009, 09:24 PM
I can't believe you haven't asked Brian Waters what he thinks.

StcChief
03-05-2009, 09:24 PM
since meeting the mexican, go ahead and get the clap so you can pass it on, you'll be a hero.

Pioli Zombie
03-05-2009, 09:31 PM
Do whatever doesn't offend Jay Cutler.
Posted via Mobile Device

Mecca
03-05-2009, 09:35 PM
Well, I'd prefer the white chick for my first time. I would feel more comfortable.

How is that going to make you more comfortable, I'm trying to fathom this.

Count Zarth
03-05-2009, 09:39 PM
How is that going to make you more comfortable, I'm trying to fathom this.

Just based on everything I know about her, and our conversations. It's just my gut feeling.

Mecca
03-05-2009, 09:40 PM
Just based on everything I know about her, and our conversations. It's just my gut feeling.

So you like her more, then why are you asking our opinions?

Count Zarth
03-05-2009, 09:48 PM
So you like her more, then why are you asking our opinions?

Because I value your opinions.

Everyone's except Redrum's. And Valiant's.

The Buddha
03-05-2009, 09:49 PM
How is that going to make you more comfortable, I'm trying to fathom this.

He doesn't like eating Mexican.

As for me, I like my tacos extra hot and spicy.

dirk digler
03-05-2009, 09:50 PM
I'm not posting any pictures until after the deed is done.

Fine

Just make sure you use protection

Ultra Peanut
03-05-2009, 09:51 PM
Aldis Hodge:

http://i44.tinypic.com/2ee9d15.jpg

beach tribe
03-05-2009, 09:51 PM
We all know your going to end up losing your virginity to an older man.

NTTAWWT Just kidding dude. Couldn't resist.

Mecca
03-05-2009, 09:51 PM
Fine

Just make sure you use protection

Or go for the butt!

The Buddha
03-05-2009, 09:52 PM
Fine

Just make sure you use protection

This. It would be the ultimate suckage to get herpes or HPV the first time you ever got laid.

Hell, a lot of us guys probably have HPV and don't even know it...

Mecca
03-05-2009, 09:52 PM
This. It would be the ultimate suckage to get herpes or HPV the first time you ever got laid.

Hell, a lot of us guys probably have HPV and don't even know it...

He could get something worse......like a kid.

dirk digler
03-05-2009, 09:53 PM
Or go for the butt!

I bet in your previous life you were a porn star that only did anal sex

Mecca
03-05-2009, 09:53 PM
Fine

Just make sure you use protection

So how long are you going to have an avatar of me?

beach tribe
03-05-2009, 09:53 PM
Aldis Hodge:

http://i44.tinypic.com/2ee9d15.jpg

I'm sorry dude, I really don't mean to offend, but that is fuqing just gross.

dirk digler
03-05-2009, 09:55 PM
So how long are you going to have an avatar of me?

Until I get tired of looking in your starry eyes

Mecca
03-05-2009, 09:56 PM
Until I get tired of looking in your starry eyes

It's confusing I see my picture there and I'm like I didn't say that...

The Buddha
03-05-2009, 09:57 PM
It's confusing I see my picture there and I'm like I didn't say that...

Identity theft?

dirk digler
03-05-2009, 09:57 PM
It's confusing I see my picture there and I'm like I didn't say that...

It came to me in a dream

Ultra Peanut
03-05-2009, 09:58 PM
I'm sorry dude, I really don't mean to offend, but that is fuqing just gross.
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Mecca
03-05-2009, 10:00 PM
Identity theft?

Oh so he wants to be me?

The Buddha
03-05-2009, 10:02 PM
Oh so he wants to be me?

And you want to be Burt.

Mecca
03-05-2009, 10:05 PM
And you want to be Burt.

You are Ernie to my Bert.

The Buddha
03-05-2009, 10:05 PM
You are Ernie to my Bert.

"Ohhh... gee Bert..."

Count Zarth
03-05-2009, 10:08 PM
http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/1778/0001052gmcc.jpg

Mecca
03-05-2009, 10:08 PM
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Mecca
03-05-2009, 10:09 PM
http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/1778/0001052gmcc.jpg

I'll hit it if you aren't...

The Buddha
03-05-2009, 10:09 PM
http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/1778/0001052gmcc.jpg

She is a horrible photographer... There's total blur going on.

She needs to get more light, adjust the ISO, and or shutter speed (if applicable).

Mecca
03-05-2009, 10:10 PM
She is a horrible photographer... There's total blur going on.

She needs to get more light, adjust the ISO, and or shutter speed (if applicable).

I was busy staring at her boobs.

dirk digler
03-05-2009, 10:11 PM
I would hit that shit unless her face looks like the wicked witch

Mecca
03-05-2009, 10:12 PM
I would hit that shit unless her face looks like the wicked witch

Just get me a bag and I'll be fine.

The Buddha
03-05-2009, 10:13 PM
I was busy staring at her boobs.

...They're boobs. And they're covered.

I'll start getting excited when they're

1) Unclothed
2) Not in a photo.

:-)

Mecca
03-05-2009, 10:14 PM
...They're boobs. And they're covered.

I'll start getting excited when they're

1) Unclothed
2) Not in a photo.

:-)

You're not as perverted as me I see that picture and the first thing I think is.."i wonder if she likes to titty fuck"

Count Zarth
03-05-2009, 10:14 PM
Here's something interesting:

The hispanic chick deleted her profile a few days after we started talking.

dirk digler
03-05-2009, 10:14 PM
Just get me a bag and I'll be fine.

Yeah or make sure it is dark as fuck

Mecca
03-05-2009, 10:15 PM
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Count Zarth
03-05-2009, 10:15 PM
STOP DERAILING!

The Buddha
03-05-2009, 10:16 PM
You're not as perverted as me I see that picture and the first thing I think is.."i wonder if she likes to titty ****"

I've seen too much porn to get excited about video and photo girls.

It takes the real deal before I start getting interested.

And although strippers will do it, I don't go to strip clubs. Cause having to pay takes out all the fun. I want them to want me, not my money.

KcMizzou
03-05-2009, 10:16 PM
I'll hit it if you aren't...This.

el borracho
03-05-2009, 10:16 PM
I can't decide until they both log on to Chiefsplanet and explain to the group why they think they should be the one.

beach tribe
03-05-2009, 10:16 PM
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Is that you're crush? I really wasn't trying to offend anyone, I just felt like Jamie fox talking about Prince. "Don't look into his eyes man" I bartend in Ft. Lauderdale on the weekends, and I definitely know how women feel when guys are lusting for them. I have no problem with gay people AT ALL, but it does make me uncomfortable, when they check me up, and down, and look into my eyes with the I wanna **** you look when I'm taking their drink order. To tell you the truth, I guess i can say it used to bother me. I've gotten used to it. What would you expect from a young guy from the sticks in TN though? I never even saw an openly gay person before moving to FL.

The Buddha
03-05-2009, 10:17 PM
Here's something interesting:

The hispanic chick deleted her profile a few days after we started talking.

I say you totally go with the hispanic chick. She might even date you, and you might even get to know her.

I don't know about where you live, but where I am, if a girl is thirty and not married, something is wrong with her.

Mecca
03-05-2009, 10:17 PM
Ask her if she likes it in the butt if she says yes you can direct her to me.

DaneMcCloud
03-05-2009, 10:19 PM
I say you totally go with the hispanic chick. She might even date you, and you might even get to know her.

I don't know about where you live, but where I am, if a girl is thirty and not married, something is wrong with her.

ROFL

I take it you don't live in a large metropolitan area.

The Buddha
03-05-2009, 10:20 PM
ROFL

I take it you don't live in a large metropolitan area.

About as far from one as possible.

Around here, if you aren't pregnant by 17, then you're a late bloomer.

beach tribe
03-05-2009, 10:20 PM
I say you totally go with the hispanic chick. She might even date you, and you might even get to know her.

I don't know about where you live, but where I am, if a girl is thirty and not married, something is wrong with her.

ROFL

Mecca
03-05-2009, 10:20 PM
I heard he was from Cootersnot Arkansas.

The Buddha
03-05-2009, 10:21 PM
I heard he was from Cootersnot Arkansas.

Not cootersnot, but the middle of nowhere, Arkansas.

And I'm serious. The only 30 year-old girls that aren't married/divorced, are super ugly or psycho.

Mecca
03-05-2009, 10:23 PM
Not cootersnot, but the middle of nowhere, Arkansas.

I got the state right..those little towns weird me the fuck out, I always think Texas Chainsaw Massacre is gonna break out.

The Buddha
03-05-2009, 10:24 PM
I got the state right..those little towns weird me the **** out, I always think Texas Chainsaw Massacre is gonna break out.

A friend I know went to a town called Zinc, which I guess is known for clan activity (they wanted to see if they could see a real-live clan member...idiots).

So they see this little boy and little girl, about 7 years old each, walking down the street in church clothes (little suit and little dress). Except their barefoot, and the little boy is carrying a headless chicken.

Tell me THAT'S not creepy.

The Buddha
03-05-2009, 10:26 PM
I got the state right..those little towns weird me the **** out, I always think Texas Chainsaw Massacre is gonna break out.

I have a chance to move out to Denver if I want to... I don't know what would be worse, though. Deliverance, or Bronco Territory.

beach tribe
03-05-2009, 10:26 PM
I got the state right..those little towns weird me the **** out, I always think Texas Chainsaw Massacre is gonna break out.

In my old town we had a crazy dude that used to dress up like Elvis, and run for mayor. One week he was dressed up like swat, the next week he was Johny Cash dancing on tables at the local restaurants. Seriously hilarious stuff.

Mecca
03-05-2009, 10:27 PM
In my old town we had a crazy dude that used to dress up like Elvis, and run for mayor. One week he was dressed up like swat, the next week he was Johny Cash dancing on tables at the local restaurants. Seriously hilarious stuff.

I didn't know you use to live by Stevie.

beach tribe
03-05-2009, 10:28 PM
I didn't know you use to live by Stevie.

Unless Stevie is fat as hell, and cross eyed, it's not him.

Mecca
03-05-2009, 10:30 PM
Unless Stevie is fat as hell, and cross eyed, it's not him.

Fat Elvis!

Thanks to you guys I will never stop in a small town again.