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Detoxing
03-05-2009, 06:52 PM
Apparently my GF put a nugg (2 bowls maybe) of Chronic on the entertainment center. My cat jumped up and ate it. He smokes with me all the time, but damn, eating cron?

What should i do?

wild1
03-05-2009, 06:53 PM
call the cops

Buck
03-05-2009, 06:55 PM
That shit isn't meant to be eaten...Its really sticky and can really screw up his insides if it gets stuck. Think Diverticulitis.

Hopefully he poops it out.

SPATCH
03-05-2009, 06:56 PM
we're dying.... i think we're dead

rad
03-05-2009, 06:57 PM
Smoke the cat.

Detoxing
03-05-2009, 06:57 PM
Fuck, should i take him to vet or hope he pukes it out? I've had him 4 years, he's the coolest cat ever. He's gonna Triiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiipppppppp. Lol

Hog Farmer
03-05-2009, 06:58 PM
What's chronic ?

Detoxing
03-05-2009, 06:59 PM
What's chronic ?

really potent weed

Mr. Krab
03-05-2009, 06:59 PM
vet

epitome1170
03-05-2009, 06:59 PM
Smoke the cat.

LMAO

Over-Head
03-05-2009, 06:59 PM
What's chronic ?

Someone call my name? :bong:

Detoxing
03-05-2009, 06:59 PM
vet

How the hell do i explain that to a vet?

Dicky McElephant
03-05-2009, 07:00 PM
call the cops

This.

Buck
03-05-2009, 07:00 PM
Were there any stems in it or was it just buds?

Detoxing
03-05-2009, 07:00 PM
Lol.

"it's Labrador"

MTG#10
03-05-2009, 07:00 PM
What's chronic ?

Pot laced with cocaine.

Detoxing
03-05-2009, 07:00 PM
Were there any stems in it or was it just buds?

Straight bud.

MTG#10
03-05-2009, 07:01 PM
really potent weed

I guess the definition has changed since my partying days.

Buck
03-05-2009, 07:01 PM
How the hell do i explain that to a vet?

Is he an outside cat?

"My cat was outside meowing awkwardly and i went to open the front door and he was just laying their and I can just tell that something is wrong with him."

Buck
03-05-2009, 07:02 PM
Straight bud.

You are probably good then.

Scorp
03-05-2009, 07:02 PM
How the hell do i explain that to a vet?

You were taking your cat for a walk...............a drug dealer tripped and spilled the drug right in front of your cat..........before you could react your cat thinking it was a mouse gobbled the drug up.........you cursed the drug dealer and he ran in fear.

DaFace
03-05-2009, 07:03 PM
According to theory, it's impossible to OD on weed, so my uninformed opinion would be to just wait and see. Good chance it'll get pretty sick though.

Redrum_69
03-05-2009, 07:03 PM
give the cat some antifreeze

Hog Farmer
03-05-2009, 07:05 PM
Just tell the vet your cat drank some antifreeze.

Radar Chief
03-05-2009, 07:06 PM
http://www.wyvern.org/gallery/d/1924-1/Dude+wait+what.jpg

:bong:

Detoxing
03-05-2009, 07:06 PM
Is he an outside cat?

"My cat was outside meowing awkwardly and i went to open the front door and he was just laying their and I can just tell that something is wrong with him."

Yeah, he's an outside cat.

JASONSAUTO
03-05-2009, 07:06 PM
it'll be fine

DJ's left nut
03-05-2009, 07:07 PM
When the labs get into stuff they're not supposed to, we give them a hydrogen peroxide mix that makes them throw up. Google it and you can probably find the right mix for a cat.

After you've taken care of the cat, just kill yourself for everyone else's benefit.

!@#$ I hate potheads.

Hog Farmer
03-05-2009, 07:07 PM
You are probably good then.


Are you still at work ? If so, then your Boss may now want to perform some random drug testing. Well, assuming he's monitoring your computer.

Mr. Krab
03-05-2009, 07:07 PM
Just tell the vet you were walking your cat and he starting eating on something and when you got over there it was a bag that smelled like weed.

truth except for the part of who/where the weed came from.

Detoxing
03-05-2009, 07:07 PM
This is hilarious. I gotta get him on DVD

Detoxing
03-05-2009, 07:08 PM
When the labs get into stuff they're not supposed to, we give them a hydrogen peroxide mix that makes them throw up. Google it and you can probably find the right mix for a cat.

After you've taken care of the cat, just kill yourself for everyone else's benefit.

!@#$ I hate potheads.

whaaaa. What did potheads ever do to you? Screw your mom or something? jeezzz....

DaFace
03-05-2009, 07:09 PM
This is hilarious. I gotta get him on DVD

Assuming you have the ability to do so, this requires a youtube video at some point.

DJ's left nut
03-05-2009, 07:11 PM
whaaaa. What did potheads ever do to you? Screw your mom or something? jeezzz....

They manage to be irresponsible enough to !@#$ up a cat.

Jesus, how can you be such a fuckwit that you managed to screw up cat ownership? You could cut off all of Helen Keller's appendiges and she'd still be able to take care of a damn cat.

Grow up.

SPATCH
03-05-2009, 07:11 PM
When the labs get into stuff they're not supposed to, we give them a hydrogen peroxide mix that makes them throw up. Google it and you can probably find the right mix for a cat.

After you've taken care of the cat, just kill yourself for everyone else's benefit.

!@#$ I hate potheads.

you're one of THOSE guys....

Delano
03-05-2009, 07:11 PM
whaaaa. What did potheads ever do to you? Screw your mom or something? jeezzz....

What did your cat every do to you? Screw your girlfriend or something?

Redrum_69
03-05-2009, 07:11 PM
yes, post it on youtube

Detoxing
03-05-2009, 07:12 PM
Ima go check in on my cat, i'll report back tomorrow. Hopefully with a funny and un-tragic story.

Delano
03-05-2009, 07:12 PM
Ima go check in on my cat, i'll report back tomorrow. Hopefully with a funny and un-tragic story.

It should probably get some fresh air. Let it outside.

SPATCH
03-05-2009, 07:12 PM
They manage to be irresponsible enough to !@#$ up a cat.

Jesus, how can you be such a ****wit that you managed to screw up cat ownership? You could cut off all of Helen Keller's appendiges and she'd still be able to take care of a damn cat.

Grow up.

quit being such a boner

Redrum_69
03-05-2009, 07:13 PM
if you post the video on youtube, changing your user name will be the least of your worries, sport.

Detoxing
03-05-2009, 07:13 PM
They manage to be irresponsible enough to !@#$ up a cat.

Jesus, how can you be such a ****wit that you managed to screw up cat ownership? You could cut off all of Helen Keller's appendiges and she'd still be able to take care of a damn cat.

Grow up.

You have major issues. You obviously have no fucking idea what your talking a about when it comes to weed. Im not going to have this conversation with you. Ignorant

MTG#10
03-05-2009, 07:13 PM
According to theory, it's impossible to OD on weed.

I think thats just smoking weed. Im pretty sure you could fuck yourself up pretty bad if you ate enough.

'Hamas' Jenkins
03-05-2009, 07:13 PM
LMAO LMAO

DaFace
03-05-2009, 07:14 PM
They manage to be irresponsible enough to !@#$ up a cat.

Jesus, how can you be such a fuckwit that you managed to screw up cat ownership? You could cut off all of Helen Keller's appendiges and she'd still be able to take care of a damn cat.

Grow up.

So you're calling him a "fuckwit" for this situation, while simultaneously admitting that you let your dogs get into something bad enough that you had to force them to throw up? Forgive me if I find this laughably ironic.

MTG#10
03-05-2009, 07:14 PM
You have major issues. You obviously have no ****ing idea what your talking a about when it comes to weed. Im not going to have this conversation with you. Ignorant

This.

Buck
03-05-2009, 07:15 PM
Are you still at work ? If so, then your Boss may now want to perform some random drug testing. Well, assuming he's monitoring your computer.

You must have missed my Pot Brownie thread.

And yes I am still at work.

5:30 AM going on 5:15 PM

DaFace
03-05-2009, 07:19 PM
I think thats just smoking weed. Im pretty sure you could fuck yourself up pretty bad if you ate enough.

Not that this is the best source ever, but it seems to be cited pretty well.

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Can_you_overdose_on_marijuana_if_so_how

Can you overdose on marijuana?

If "overdose" means "enough to make you uncomfortable" then the answer is yes. Note that people suffer from alcohol overdoses all the time but don't necessarily die from them. One of the signs of alcohol overdose is vomiting. A lethal dose of marijuana would be at a ratio of of 1:40000. That means you would need to injest 40000 times the amount of marijuana that it would take to get you high. The lethal ratio for alcohol is between 1:4 and 1:10

If "overdose" means enough to kill you, the following information, with links to references can be found at http://druglibrary.org/schaffer/library/mj_overdose.htm

According to which US Government authority you want to believe, the lethal dose of marijuana is either about one-third your body weight, or about 1,500 pounds, consumed all at once. (note: This study was done on non human subjects. Other studies done of drug tests on animals and even mammals have been found to be grossly inaccurate; as different animals are affected by the same drugs but in different ways, you should take the information within the study as you would with a single grain of salt. (source: http://www.slate.com/id/2142814/))

CrazyPhuD
03-05-2009, 07:20 PM
Hide your cheetohs, 'cause chester is officially on the loose!

DJ's left nut
03-05-2009, 07:20 PM
You have major issues. You obviously have no ****ing idea what your talking a about when it comes to weed. Im not going to have this conversation with you. Ignorant

you're

You're (see? That's a contraction, they can come in handy) obviously dumb as a box of rocks. I'm sure you spent the rest of the afternoon dutifully contributing to society in some productive manner.

But keep telling yourself that you're the enlightened one. Pot 'stimulates the mind' and anyone that thinks habitual use just turns you into an unmotivated dipshit slacker is clearly ignorant.

My freakin' college roomate was a monsterous pothead. Spare me the speeches, I know all too well what I'm talking about.

MTG#10
03-05-2009, 07:22 PM
Not that this is the best source ever, but it seems to be cited pretty well.

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Can_you_overdose_on_marijuana_if_so_how

I guess it does depend on your definition of overdose. I guess you probably couldnt OD on weed even by eating it because you would probably just throw it up.

DJ's left nut
03-05-2009, 07:23 PM
So you're calling him a "****wit" for this situation, while simultaneously admitting that you let your dogs get into something bad enough that you had to force them to throw up? Forgive me if I find this laughably ironic.

I've had a dog get a sock from a laundry hamper and a piece of cellophane from a trash can.

I'd say the respective situations are easily distinguishable.

And for the record, I'm calling him a fuckwit for being a pothead. I'm simply citing this as evidence of the underlying proposition.

Redrum_69
03-05-2009, 07:23 PM
You have major issues. You obviously have no ****ing idea what your talking a about when it comes to weed. Im not going to have this conversation with you. Ignorant


Eddie: If that cat had nine lives it sure used 'em all.

Basileus777
03-05-2009, 07:23 PM
I assume you don't actually mean real chronic as in weed laced with cocaine?

Hog Farmer
03-05-2009, 07:23 PM
It should probably get some fresh air. Let it outside.


I can see it now. Quicksurfer Part II

MTG#10
03-05-2009, 07:25 PM
I've had a dog get a sock from a laundry hamper and a piece of cellophane from a trash can.

I'd say the respective situations are easily distinguishable.

And for the record, I'm calling him a ****wit for being a pothead. I'm simply citing this as evidence of the underlying proposition.

I smoked about an oz. a week all the way through college and still graduated near the top of my class. I also had a full time job.

Delano
03-05-2009, 07:25 PM
I can see it now. Quicksurfer Part II

That is immediately what came to mind when I read the original post.

Delano
03-05-2009, 07:26 PM
I smoked about an oz. a week all the way through college and still graduated near the top of my class. I also had a full time job.

Did you engage in dipshittery similar to what the thread starter did?

MTG#10
03-05-2009, 07:27 PM
Did you engage in dipshittery similar to what the thread starter did?

No, I didnt have a pet at the time. My point is, not all potheads are lazy slackers like DJ suggests.

Bill Lundberg
03-05-2009, 07:28 PM
You don't happen to live in Lincoln, NE do you???

http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/World-News/Bong-Kitten-US-Man-Cautioned-After-Putting-Cat-In-Bong-And-Smoking-Marijuana-Through-It/Article/200903115234233?f=rss

Caution Over Kitten Stuffed Into Drug Bong


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A US man arrested after he stuffed his girlfriend's kitten into a bong before smoking marijuana through it has insisted he never meant to hurt the animal.

http://news.sky.com/sky-news/content/StaticFile/jpg/2009/Mar/Week1/15234256.jpg Schomaker said he put the cat in the bong because it needed to 'mellow out'

Acea Schomaker, of Lincoln, Nebraska, said that he had done it on other occasions and that it calmed down the six-month-old kitten, called Shadow.
Lancaster County sheriff's deputies cautioned 20-year-old Schomaker for misdemeanor animal cruelty.
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I know for sure this isn't the first time someone has done this. I'm just the first one to get caught.
<cite> Acea Schomaker </cite>
He was arrested after being caught smoking marijuana from a boxlike contraption that had the cat stuffed inside its 12-inch by 6-inch base.
Schomaker's girlfriend Marissa Vieux was also cautioned for animal cruelty because she did not try to stop him, Sergeant Andy Stebbing said.
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http://news.sky.com/sky-news/content/StaticFile/jpg/2009/Mar/Week1/15234260.jpg Acea Schomaker

Vieux, 22, said she took the cat in about two months ago from friends who abused it.
Schomaker said the cat would bite and scratch them, but he did not want to discipline it by swatting or squirting water at it.
He said they did not bring it to an animal shelter because they feared it would be put down.
So Schomaker said he decided to use the makeshift bong because he had heard about people calming their pets by blowing marijuana smoke in their faces.
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http://news.sky.com/sky-news/content/StaticFile/jpg/2009/Mar/Week1/15234261.jpg Schomaker's homemade bong

"I know for sure this isn't the first time someone has done this," he said. "I'm just the first one to get caught."
"Every time we took her out she would pretty much just lay down and proceed to clean herself and act like a stoned person," Schomaker said.
The bong had a foot-long piece of garden hose coming out of a Plexiglas box, with the top secured with duct tape.
Schomaker said it was constructed in such a way that the cat did not get immersed in smoke to the extent some might believe.

DJ's left nut
03-05-2009, 07:32 PM
No, I didnt have a pet at the time. My point is, not all potheads are lazy slackers like DJ suggests.

Not all, every group has its outliers.

But I'm willing to play the odds on this one.

Braincase
03-05-2009, 07:34 PM
Well, they say the best coffee comes out of the palm civet, half cat, half monkey. Maybe you just ought to wait for the cat to take a healthy dump, then smoke that. Might be a landmark occasion worthy of a High Times cover story.

MTG#10
03-05-2009, 07:35 PM
Not all, every group has its outliers.

But I'm willing to play the odds on this one.

You would be surprised. I have known cops, school teachers, government employees, therapists, attorneys, and even a couple MD's that smoke pot on a fairly frequent basis. A LOT of people smoke weed.

Delano
03-05-2009, 07:35 PM
Well, they say the best coffee comes out of the palm civet, half cat, half monkey. Maybe you just ought to wait for the cat to take a healthy dump, then smoke that. Might be a landmark occasion worthy of a High Times cover story.

Great idea!!:clap:

Saulbadguy
03-05-2009, 07:37 PM
Take it to the In N' Out burger.

MTG#10
03-05-2009, 07:38 PM
Well, they say the best coffee comes out of the palm civet, half cat, half monkey. Maybe you just ought to wait for the cat to take a healthy dump, then smoke that. Might be a landmark occasion worthy of a High Times cover story.

http://fortwayneright.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/cheech__chong_4.jpg

Buck
03-05-2009, 07:38 PM
You don't happen to live in Lincoln, NE do you???

http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/World-News/Bong-Kitten-US-Man-Cautioned-After-Putting-Cat-In-Bong-And-Smoking-Marijuana-Through-It/Article/200903115234233?f=rss

So was the Cat alive and Dead at the same time?

Adept Havelock
03-05-2009, 07:57 PM
So was the Cat alive and Dead at the same time?

No. It had been observed.

http://g.imagehost.org/0595/schrodingers-lolcat1.jpg

Braincase
03-05-2009, 07:59 PM
So was the Cat alive and Dead at the same time?

Cat's name ought to be Schroedinger.

big nasty kcnut
03-05-2009, 08:06 PM
Dude that cat is trippin.
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Bwana
03-05-2009, 08:12 PM
Wait for the cat to take a dump...........smoke that.

Ultra Peanut
03-05-2009, 08:22 PM
I FUCKIN' HATE CHOCOLATE LOVERS

Ultra Peanut
03-05-2009, 08:24 PM
As penance, you should watch TNA Impact. High. While filming your reaction.

Detoxed in two hours:

http://i43.tinypic.com/180ih1.gif

booger
03-05-2009, 08:27 PM
that bastard. He eats your pot so you should smoke his catnip. Its only fair.

KcMizzou
03-05-2009, 08:28 PM
Wait for the cat to take a dump...........smoke that.I think I saw something like that in a movie once... :hmmm:

EyePod
03-05-2009, 08:36 PM
You don't happen to live in Lincoln, NE do you???

http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/World-News/Bong-Kitten-US-Man-Cautioned-After-Putting-Cat-In-Bong-And-Smoking-Marijuana-Through-It/Article/200903115234233?f=rss

Damnit! I was gonna post this!

MahiMike
03-05-2009, 08:57 PM
You were taking your cat for a walk...............a drug dealer tripped and spilled the drug right in front of your cat..........before you could react your cat thinking it was a mouse gobbled the drug up.........you cursed the drug dealer and he ran in fear.

You know when people put the LOL on their reply but don't really mean it? Not this time baby. I'm hootin and hollerin about this thread. Soooo funny!ROFL

StcChief
03-05-2009, 08:58 PM
whatever happens you deserve it.

Der Flöprer
03-05-2009, 10:33 PM
According to theory, it's impossible to OD on weed, so my uninformed opinion would be to just wait and see. Good chance it'll get pretty sick though.

Actually, the only way you can OD on pot is by eating it.

Spicy McHaggis
03-05-2009, 10:37 PM
Just tell the vet you were walking your cat and he starting eating on something and when you got over there it was a bag that smelled like weed.

truth except for the part of who/where the weed came from.

People walk their cats?

DaFace
03-05-2009, 10:46 PM
Actually, the only way you can OD on pot is by eating it.

See my follow-up post. You can technically by eating 1/3 of your body weight, but no one could possibly do it in reality.

Mecca
03-05-2009, 10:47 PM
See my follow-up post. You can technically by eating 1/3 of your body weight, but no one could possibly do it in reality.

Get me that much pot and I'll try.

Ari Chi3fs
03-05-2009, 10:54 PM
!@#$ I hate potheads.

I hate prohibitionists.

SNR
03-05-2009, 11:31 PM
I hate prohibitionists.Aren't prohibitionists strictly for banning alcohol?

reiko57
03-05-2009, 11:39 PM
They manage to be irresponsible enough to !@#$ up a cat.

Jesus, how can you be such a ****wit that you managed to screw up cat ownership? You could cut off all of Helen Keller's appendiges and she'd still be able to take care of a damn cat.

Grow up.

idk about you guys but i hit him with negative rep, i hate sanctimonious assholes

beach tribe
03-05-2009, 11:41 PM
I take it the cat is paranoid as hell since he's high, and you're following him around with a plastic bag.

liljohn7
03-06-2009, 12:03 AM
Well, they say the best coffee comes out of the palm civet, half cat, half monkey. Maybe you just ought to wait for the cat to take a healthy dump, then smoke that. Might be a landmark occasion worthy of a High Times cover story.

How the hell do you get a monkey and a cat to have sex?
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Fish
03-06-2009, 12:11 AM
How the hell do you get a monkey and a cat to have sex?
Posted via Mobile Device

You feed them each 1/3 their weight in pot....

DeezNutz
03-06-2009, 12:12 AM
...the Lakers beat the Super Sonics...

KcMizzou
03-06-2009, 12:29 AM
...the Lakers beat the Super Sonics...

Messed around and got a triple double...

Pablo
03-06-2009, 02:59 AM
whatever happens you deserve it.So if the cat turns out to be completely unharmed by this incident, he deserved it?

skky man
03-06-2009, 03:52 AM
Where missing the big picture! What did your cat eat when the munchies set in! To all pot haters one simple fact! God made weed man made booze! Who you gonna trust! I know where my faith is!

SPchief
03-06-2009, 04:03 AM
Quicksufer to the rescue?

Reerun_KC
03-06-2009, 04:04 AM
So did he smoke the cat or not?

Pioli Zombie
03-06-2009, 04:21 AM
This is definately cheech and chong material. Do NOT under any circumstances take that cat to the vet unless you are trying to get into trouble (assuming cocaine is involved in this treat).
So is the cat acting up at all? Is it craving taco bell or jack in the box?
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Reerun_KC
03-06-2009, 04:30 AM
This is definately cheech and chong material. Do NOT under any circumstances take that cat to the vet unless you are trying to get into trouble (assuming cocaine is involved in this treat).
So is the cat acting up at all? Is it craving taco bell or jack in the box?
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Hell I am craving Taco Bell and I dont smoke....

Katipan
03-06-2009, 04:41 AM
Where'd the perception that chronic has cocaine in it come from?

Mecca
03-06-2009, 04:42 AM
Where'd the perception that chronic has cocaine in it come from?

You're up early.

Katipan
03-06-2009, 04:47 AM
You're up early.

I couldn't sleep and I curled around the b/f but he just made happy noises and wouldn't wake up.

Thought a bowl would help, but then I got all wrapped up in Clay's lose-his-virginity-to-a-tranny thing and now I might as well just wait for work time.

Mecca
03-06-2009, 04:49 AM
I couldn't sleep and I curled around the b/f but he just made happy noises and wouldn't wake up.

Thought a bowl would help, but then I got all wrapped up in Clay's lose-his-virginity-to-a-tranny thing and now I might as well just wait for work time.

If a woman touches me when I'm sleeping she better be prepared for sex time.

Katipan
03-06-2009, 04:55 AM
If a woman touches me when I'm sleeping she better be prepared for sex time.

We have a very set morning schedule. 5:20 - 6:00. Every day. But if I try at 5:05 or 4:45 he's dead to the world.

But thats ok. My afterglow consists of falling asleep immediately. So I can't really hate.

Reerun_KC
03-06-2009, 04:57 AM
This thread is going naughty fast!

Pioli Zombie
03-06-2009, 05:34 AM
Meow
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Crush
03-06-2009, 05:34 AM
mmmm Lindsay Soto

Hog Farmer
03-06-2009, 06:01 AM
We have a very set morning schedule. 5:20 - 6:00. Every day. But if I try at 5:05 or 4:45 he's dead to the world.

But thats ok. My afterglow consists of falling asleep immediately. So I can't really hate.


I have to wait until I get to work to start having sex, you're so lucky!

Skip Towne
03-06-2009, 07:16 AM
So, how many $ worth of chronic did you lose?

MOhillbilly
03-06-2009, 08:16 AM
HAd a male GSD way back who ate my bros stash. got back from where ever we were and he went lookin for it, freaks out cause he cant find it. bighead had little flecks of green mixed in with the blackmask.

Had a bulldog named junior and he would drink a beer or 4 and then lay in the corner and give you the 'eye' alnight. so my buddy thinks itd be a good idea to go slap around a drunk 90# meatshit. i doubt hell do that again...

bdeg
03-06-2009, 08:39 AM
HAd a male GSD way back who ate my bros stash. got back from where ever we were and he went lookin for it, freaks out cause he cant find it. bighead had little flecks of green mixed in with the blackmask.

Had a bulldog named junior and he would drink a beer or 4 and then lay in the corner and give you the 'eye' alnight. so my buddy thinks itd be a good idea to go slap around a drunk 90# meatshit. i doubt hell do that again...

Did you just call your dog a meatshit? If that's a term for a bulldog it's freakin hilarious:clap:

htismaqe
03-06-2009, 08:40 AM
Don't do anything, he'll be fine.

My 12-pound boston terrier used to eat buds all the time and then wash it down with scotch. He was the coolest dog ever.

bdeg
03-06-2009, 08:46 AM
Don't do anything, he'll be fine.

My 12-pound boston terrier used to eat buds all the time and then wash it down with scotch. He was the coolest dog ever.

Are you implying you let him eat your bud? Wouldn't it be more efficient for the both of you to blow hits at him?

htismaqe
03-06-2009, 08:47 AM
I smoked about an oz. a week all the way through college and still graduated near the top of my class. I also had a full time job.

That's not possible. He saw "Reefer Madness" and he knows what he's talking about.

htismaqe
03-06-2009, 08:48 AM
Are you implying you let him eat your bud? Wouldn't it be more efficient for the both of you to blow hits at him?

I didn't LET him do anything, he was a fast little bastard.

Molitoth
03-06-2009, 08:49 AM
idk about you guys but i hit him with negative rep, i hate sanctimonious assholes

Yup. Total jackass.

This is probably coming from someone who is knocking it without trying it. It's a natural herb dude, the creater of the world put it here for me and you. But I'm sure you are ok with alcohol and other prescription drugs because our "government" says it is ok.

MOhillbilly
03-06-2009, 08:50 AM
Don't do anything, he'll be fine.

My 12-pound boston terrier used to eat buds all the time and then wash it down with scotch. He was the coolest dog ever.

made me think of this for some reason...

Were gonna die when the sun comes up
wel drink until we drop
my blood is 100 proof
were gonna stumble twist and crawl
99 bottles of beer on the wall
Id rather drink than fuck

No doubt about it I cant live with out it
No doubt about it I cant live with out it alcohol, alcohol

it is my destany

Youve got the beer weve got the time
Youve got the coke gimme a line

No doubt about it I cant live with out it
No doubt about it I cant live with out it alcohol, alcohol

htismaqe
03-06-2009, 08:53 AM
Yup. Total jackass.

This is probably coming from someone who is knocking it without trying it. It's a natural herb dude, the creater of the world put it here for me and you. But I'm sure you are ok with alcohol and other prescription drugs because our "government" says it is ok.

Stupid pothead.

Now leave me alone, I just took my Cymbalta, some cyclobenzeprine, and a Valium. Time to be a "productive" member of society.

bdeg
03-06-2009, 08:55 AM
I didn't LET him do anything, he was a fast little bastard.
Hahaha

Skip Towne
03-06-2009, 08:59 AM
Don't do anything, he'll be fine.

My 12-pound boston terrier used to eat buds all the time and then wash it down with scotch. He was the coolest dog ever.

Boston Terriers are the coolest dogs ever. It looks like they are wearing a tuxedo.

Basileus777
03-06-2009, 09:01 AM
Where'd the perception that chronic has cocaine in it come from?

Maybe it's a regional thing, but that's what chronic means where I live. Maybe it's just an east coast thing.

bdeg
03-06-2009, 09:07 AM
Maybe it's a regional thing, but that's what chronic means where I live. Maybe it's just an east coast thing.

Way I heard it if it's on a bowl it's a snowcap and in a cig or joint is a coolie.

chronic just means quality seedless bud

Skip Towne
03-06-2009, 09:11 AM
Way I heard it if it's on a bowl it's a snowcap and in a cig or joint is a coolie.

chronic just means quality seedless bud

Seedless bud = sinsemilla

Katipan
03-06-2009, 09:14 AM
Maybe it's a regional thing, but that's what chronic means where I live. Maybe it's just an east coast thing.

So Demonpenz's poor Chronic CD from Dre... You all thought he was talking about coke too? How weird.

I tried to find a regional list of slang, but I had to stop at the parenting one...

http://parentingteens.about.com/cs/marijuana/l/bldicmarijuana.htm

Hilarious.

htismaqe
03-06-2009, 09:24 AM
In the early 90's (which I'm pretty sure is around the time the word "chronic" became popular") it was used to denote a particular species of the plant - Cannabis Indica.

Indica had significantly different properties from Sativa.

Skip Towne
03-06-2009, 09:32 AM
In the early 90's (which I'm pretty sure is around the time the word "chronic" became popular") it was used to denote a particular species of the plant - Cannabis Indica.

Indica had significantly different properties from Sativa.

That stuff will make a zombie out of you for a little while.

bdeg
03-06-2009, 09:35 AM
sat's the way to go

htismaqe
03-06-2009, 09:45 AM
sat's the way to go

Not really. It's all highly specialized nowadays and not quite that simple.

The two species have very different effects because they have different chemical compounds. Specific strains within both species accentuate the effects of those compounds, good and bad.

There's bunk out there from both species. FWIW, commercial Mexican or "cheap brown lungbuster" is generally of the sat species.

MOhillbilly
03-06-2009, 09:54 AM
I tried to find a regional list of slang, but I had to stop at the parenting one...

http://parentingteens.about.com/cs/marijuana/l/bldicmarijuana.htm

Hilarious.

my kids are so fucked.

Detoxing
03-06-2009, 10:12 AM
**Update**

The cat is fine. No signs of anything. He chased his tail around in circles for awhile, ate a lot and slept a lot. Nothing abnormal, so all you animal freaks can calm down.

And for all you people attacking me, how dare you, you have no idea who i am or what im like, so stop making assumptions. I can't take care of a cat? You fucking idiot, did you not see where i posted that i've had this cat for 4 years already? Full shots and neutered, but of course...i cant take care of a cat.

What's funny to me is, some of you came here and called me some irresponsible pot head when in my 24 yrs of life i've taken care of myself. I haven't even SEEN a family member since i was 15. I've been finding ways to feed myself since i was 6. Damn near poisened myself too.

Unlike some of you, I KNOW what a real druggie is like. I watched my father OD on heroin time after time after time, bouncing from shelter to shelter until i got sick of it and ran away. Weed is not even in the same country as a real drug.

And i was still an honor student in high school, i still maintained a steady 3.5 GPA, WITH NO SUPPORT OF ANYONE. I still graduated from The Art Institute of San Diego with a bachelors in Graphic Design. And know i do graphic arts, administrative work and body work on 100K+ cars, and pay my own damn rent and bills. So FUCK YOU!

Some men go home and drink a cold one after a hard days work, I go home and smoke a blunt.

oldandslow
03-06-2009, 10:14 AM
It has always been my SOP to never tell anyone or anyone elses family how to live...You want to smoke; smoke, you want to drink; drink...you want to go off in the woods and shoot yourself; fine...

However, I have seen too many of my people's lives ruined with the stuff (alcohol, meth, pot, coke), so yeah, I crusade against it in my family. I have never used any of it.

None of my older kids drink or smoke, never have...the younger ones are too small to be tempted.

We use tobacco in ceremony, but not cigs.

Does that make me or my family better than anyone else. Not really. I know any member of my race is likely to become addicted to alcohol if it is abused very much. It scares me so I rail against it.

MOhillbilly
03-06-2009, 10:16 AM
**Update**


Some men go home and drink a cold one after a hard days work, I go home and smoke a blunt.

alot of posters here give people shit for havin a toke just because they can. i do. but there is a diffrence between a smoke when you get home and smokin it for breakfast.

Molitoth
03-06-2009, 10:23 AM
but there is a diffrence between a smoke when you get home and smokin it for breakfast.

I agree. I mean there are "potheads" and people that "smoke pot".

Whatever someone chooses to do is their choice.... but just because the gov says it is illegal doesn't mean it should be. And we have these people that believe whatever the gov tells them.

MOhillbilly
03-06-2009, 10:28 AM
I agree. I mean there are "potheads" and people that "smoke pot".

Whatever someone chooses to do is their choice.... but just because the gov says it is illegal doesn't mean it should be. And we have these people that believe whatever the gov tells them.

sheep. and i agree weed should be legal.

bdeg
03-06-2009, 10:29 AM
Not really. It's all highly specialized nowadays and not quite that simple.

The two species have very different effects because they have different chemical compounds. Specific strains within both species accentuate the effects of those compounds, good and bad.

There's bunk out there from both species. FWIW, commercial Mexican or "cheap brown lungbuster" is generally of the sat species.

True, that was just always my preference. Indo will make munchies great and make you pass out though. 95% of it is a mix anyway.

Demonpenz
03-06-2009, 10:45 AM
i always though chronic had cocain it in :shrug:

Detoxing
03-06-2009, 10:54 AM
i always though chronic had cocain it in :shrug:

That's not the term anymore

alpha_omega
03-06-2009, 10:56 AM
Sounds like the girlfriends fault to me. Keep her away from your stash!

Molitoth
03-06-2009, 10:57 AM
Weed (downer) mixed with coke (upper) just doesn't make sense to me.

bdeg
03-06-2009, 10:59 AM
Weed actually speeds up your metabolism, even thought it may not feel like it. But I agree with the point.

sedated
03-06-2009, 11:11 AM
Weed (downer) mixed with coke (upper) just doesn't make sense to me.

weed is officially classified as a hallucinogen

sedated
03-06-2009, 11:14 AM
That's not the term anymore

back in high school, that was called Primo.

Katipan
03-06-2009, 11:19 AM
Weed actually speeds up your metabolism, even thought it may not feel like it. But I agree with the point.

I know plenty of meatheads that get high and then go work out.

Skip Towne
03-06-2009, 11:20 AM
weed is officially classified as a hallucinogen

In Kansas it is a narcotic.

Molitoth
03-06-2009, 11:34 AM
I know plenty of meatheads that get high and then go work out.

Ya, for some people it makes them lazy, to others it is motivating.

I get the motivational buzz.

ChiTown
03-06-2009, 11:36 AM
This thread is PROOF that I can no longer relate to this Board

:LOL:

htismaqe
03-06-2009, 11:57 AM
weed is officially classified as a hallucinogen

Not sure that's true. I believe medically it's considered a euphoric.

In Kansas it is a narcotic.

That's a legal definition. It most certainly isn't a narcotic in any way, shape, or form.

sedated
03-06-2009, 11:57 AM
I know plenty of meatheads that get high and then go work out.

I was gonna workout, but then I got high.

sedated
03-06-2009, 12:01 PM
Not sure that's true. I believe medically it's considered a euphoric.

I didn't think drugs had an official "euphoric" category, just depressant, stimulant, and hallucinogen. Maybe barbiturates somewhere in there.


Correction: there are depressants, stimulants, opiates, cannabinols, hallucinogen, and solvents. Barbiturates are a sub-category of depressants.

htismaqe
03-06-2009, 12:09 PM
I didn't think drugs had an official "euphoric" category, just depressant, stimulant, and hallucinogen. Maybe barbiturates somewhere in there.


Correction: there are depressants, stimulants, opiates, cannabinols, hallucinogen, and solvents. Barbiturates are a sub-category of depressants.

In other words, ganj has it's own category all by itself.

DJ's left nut
03-06-2009, 01:18 PM
I agree. I mean there are "potheads" and people that "smoke pot".

Whatever someone chooses to do is their choice.... but just because the gov says it is illegal doesn't mean it should be. And we have these people that believe whatever the gov tells them.

Y'all did a great job of ascribing arguments to me that I never made, nicely done.

A) At no point have I argued with either of these points. There is a massive distinction between potheads and people occasionally fire one up. This is at least the 2nd, and I believe 3rd, thread dedicated to pot by the OP. He falls in the former category. People who smoke when they're bored and simply can't find anything better to do are potheads, they annoy the shit out of me. And all of them, to a man, have some canned speech they give about how great they are and how awesome their life is. I'm sure that was the pot that did it, they'd be living in a refridgerator box but for weed.

B) I don't give a crap if it's de-criminalized. I think it should be taken off the federal controlled substances list and the states should individually be allowed to decide if they want to de-criminalize it. At the same time, it damn sure shouldn't be made flat out 'legal.' If I'm in restaruant and someone fires up one of those things next to my kid, it's ass whupin' time. You can call secondhand smoke a myth if you want, but contact highs ARE NOT.

But remember, folks, you aren't putting the toothpaste back in the tube. If any of the 'propoganda' turns out to be correct, we've just dropped yet another lump of !@#$ that the next generation will have to correct. The more likely result is that they'd simply give up on it and 40 years from now we'll be told that we oughta legalize opium, afterall it's natural and marijuana's legal. Citing alcohol and tobacco (whos detrimental effects on the populace are not in dispute) as your rationale for legalizing pot is hardly the way I'd go.



And 2 examples of delicious irony have arisen from this thread. The first being the guy that neg repped me for being sanctimonious, which is by definition a sanctimonious act. The 2nd being that 2 of you, presumably in an enlightened state as a result of your pot use, actually gave me positive rep when attempting neg rep. Well played.

Katipan
03-06-2009, 01:41 PM
The 2nd being that 2 of you, presumably in an enlightened state as a result of your pot use, actually gave me positive rep when attempting neg rep. Well played.

ROFL

I fucking love pot heads.

Detoxing
03-06-2009, 01:48 PM
Y'all did a great job of ascribing arguments to me that I never made, nicely done.

A) At no point have I argued with either of these points. There is a massive distinction between potheads and people occasionally fire one up. This is at least the 2nd, and I believe 3rd, thread dedicated to pot by the OP. He falls in the former category. People who smoke when they're bored and simply can't find anything better to do are potheads, they annoy the shit out of me. And all of them, to a man, have some canned speech they give about how great they are and how awesome their life is. I'm sure that was the pot that did it, they'd be living in a refridgerator box but for weed.

B) I don't give a crap if it's de-criminalized. I think it should be taken off the federal controlled substances list and the states should individually be allowed to decide if they want to de-criminalize it. At the same time, it damn sure shouldn't be made flat out 'legal.' If I'm in restaruant and someone fires up one of those things next to my kid, it's ass whupin' time. You can call secondhand smoke a myth if you want, but contact highs ARE NOT.

But remember, folks, you aren't putting the toothpaste back in the tube. If any of the 'propoganda' turns out to be correct, we've just dropped yet another lump of !@#$ that the next generation will have to correct. The more likely result is that they'd simply give up on it and 40 years from now we'll be told that we oughta legalize opium, afterall it's natural and marijuana's legal. Citing alcohol and tobacco (whos detrimental effects on the populace are not in dispute) as your rationale for legalizing pot is hardly the way I'd go.



And 2 examples of delicious irony have arisen from this thread. The first being the guy that neg repped me for being sanctimonious, which is by definition a sanctimonious act. The 2nd being that 2 of you, presumably in an enlightened state as a result of your pot use, actually gave me positive rep when attempting neg rep. Well played.

You don't know how much or how often i smoke. So why do you feel the need to attack me? Did someone piss in your coffee?

you have your opinion on Pot, fine. I don't care everyone does. But why do you feel the need to insult people when it's obvious that you don't even know what the effects truely are. Weed lasts, what maybe 2- 3 hrs at the most. Pot heads didn't do anything to you, u just have some anger issues and target weed smokers.

I've never said anything to you, about you, or directed at you. So why do you feel the need to insult me? Because what i do in my own casual time offends you? Fuck off.

bdeg
03-06-2009, 01:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DJ's left nut View Post
The 2nd being that 2 of you, presumably in an enlightened state as a result of your pot use, actually gave me positive rep when attempting neg rep. Well played.

That's biblical-level forgiveness right there. "Love your enemy" Say thank you

StcChief
03-06-2009, 01:51 PM
back in high school, that was called Primo.

then Maui Wowie, (complete with purple/red etc colored bud hairs).
Thai stick .... ala Corndog. (it was dipped in opium)
Acapulco gold
these were "the sh1t"

each had a different taste and slightly different effect.....

now California or hydroponic stuff that is likely decendant seeds from this.

Detoxing
03-06-2009, 01:56 PM
I think it's funny how Dj has to insult people just because he has some agenda against weed.

Seriously, what do pot heads do that's so detrimental? And just because i enjoy smoking exotic strands doesn't make me a "Pot-Head". A pot head is someone who won't get off his lazy ass and do something with his life because he's high all day.

Big difference. It's like comparing someone who enjoys drinking once in awhile to an alcoholic. Or should i just assume that everyone who drinks is an alcoholic?

I Also think it's funny that, for someone who hates pot so much, is reading along in all of the pot threads.

bdeg
03-06-2009, 01:59 PM
Dipped in opium? First off opium is generally solid, and if weed was somehow dipped into heated up opium do you know how hard that would be to smoke?

Detoxing
03-06-2009, 02:01 PM
Dipped in opium? First off opium is generally solid, and if weed was somehow dipped into heated up opium do you know how hard that would be to smoke?

Thai stick is weed dipped in acid.
Sherm stick is weed laced with cocaine.

Or vice-versa i don't remember. But, that's a completely different game than weed. that shit's for crackheads.

sedated
03-06-2009, 02:02 PM
then Maui Wowie, (complete with purple/red etc colored bud hairs).
Thai stick .... ala Corndog. (it was dipped in opium)
Acapulco gold
these were "the sh1t"

each had a different taste and slightly different effect.....

now California or hydroponic stuff that is likely decendant seeds from this.

no, I meant weed sprinkled with cocaine was called primo.

I personally never bought into names for weed, its either schwag (mexican dirt weed) or kind bud. maybe its just here in the midwest, but seems they can attach any BS name to anything. every batch I've ever gotten had a unique taste and effect.

Katipan
03-06-2009, 02:05 PM
Dipped in opium? First off opium is generally solid, and if weed was somehow dipped into heated up opium do you know how hard that would be to smoke?

It's no harder than putting hash oil on.

Makes it taste different. But fire burns pretty hot, ya know.
My body doesn't respond well to opiates so fucks me the hell up.

Won't ever do that again.

Detoxing
03-06-2009, 02:06 PM
no, I meant weed sprinkled with cocaine was called primo.

I personally never bought into names for weed, its either schwag (mexican dirt weed) or kind bud. maybe its just here in the midwest, but seems they can attach any BS name to anything. every batch I've ever gotten had a unique taste and effect.

I think it's a Cali thing thanks to the clinics out here. Chronic is a loose term used to describe any buds that's not MEC. Mec is Mexican dirt as you described, or any weed that still has seeds/stems.

Types of chronic would be stuff like White widow, AK47 and so forth. Stuff that you have to get from a clinic or someone who is growing.

At least that's how it's defined out here.

htismaqe
03-06-2009, 02:06 PM
no, I meant weed sprinkled with cocaine was called primo.

I personally never bought into names for weed, its either schwag (mexican dirt weed) or kind bud. maybe its just here in the midwest, but seems they can attach any BS name to anything. every batch I've ever gotten had a unique taste and effect.

Pineapple Express! ROFL

StcChief
03-06-2009, 02:08 PM
no, I meant weed sprinkled with cocaine was called primo.

I personally never bought into names for weed, its either schwag (mexican dirt weed) or kind bud. maybe its just here in the midwest, but seems they can attach any BS name to anything. every batch I've ever gotten had a unique taste and effect. never heard it called that..... here in MW.
it was just done so all could see. No one would buy it that way? why? source/quality etc.

bdeg
03-06-2009, 02:09 PM
It's no harder than putting hash oil on.

Makes it taste different. But fire burns pretty hot, ya know.
My body doesn't respond well to opiates so ****s me the hell up.

Won't ever do that again.

If youre talking about just topping it off with some then fine. Way he said it sounded like nugs dipped into it

Detoxing
03-06-2009, 02:09 PM
Pineapple Express! ROFL

I've smoked that too. It really tastes like pineapple. I don't smoke on a regular basis like DJ seems to think. I smoke exotic strands when ever i have access to it. Because well, frankly, it's a great experience. Unlike Commercial weed, where it's all the same.

StcChief
03-06-2009, 02:10 PM
It's no harder than putting hash oil on.

Makes it taste different. But fire burns pretty hot, ya know.
My body doesn't respond well to opiates so fucks me the hell up.

Won't ever do that again.Thai stick, never took much....

Lebanese Blonde Hash/ hash oil.... ok depending.

crappy green...

this worked well in low heat brownies.

Detoxing
03-06-2009, 02:11 PM
Thai stick, never took much....

Lebanese Blonde Hash/ hash oil.... ok depending.

crappy green...

this worked well in low heat brownies.

I've seen people on Sherm-stick and they just coked out. Doesn't look fun at all.

htismaqe
03-06-2009, 02:13 PM
Thai stick, never took much....

Lebanese Blonde Hash/ hash oil.... ok depending.

crappy green...

this worked well in low heat brownies.

Lebanese Blonde + Thai stick = my 7 hours in Amsterdam

shirtsleeve
03-06-2009, 04:07 PM
So did the OP smoke the cat yet?

Detoxing
03-06-2009, 04:10 PM
So did the OP smoke the cat yet?

LoL

shirtsleeve
03-06-2009, 04:21 PM
LoL

Hairballs never will look the same to ya again, will they?:spock:

htismaqe
03-06-2009, 04:26 PM
Hairballs never will look the same to ya again, will they?:spock:

"hmmm...should I smoke that?"

ROFL

Katipan
03-06-2009, 04:27 PM
never heard it called that..... here in MW.
it was just done so all could see. No one would buy it that way? why? source/quality etc.

I've been smoking in the midwest for 3 years now and I've noticed Iowa hillbillies call anything "nugs"... Just because it's fluffy and pretty and harvested correctly doesn't make it purple kush or mango tango. Which is what I'd consider to be nuggs... Home grown back home was Kine Bud. Nugs were specialty buds.

$55 an 1/8 had better have technicolor hairs.

MOhillbilly
03-06-2009, 04:40 PM
what i dont get is pipes and bongs people pay crazy money for. for instance some folks i know were down and visited a head shop and got to conversation about this pipemaker and that bong maker. i almost fell out when they got to talkin price. 600$ for a friggin bong?

Katipan
03-06-2009, 04:46 PM
what i dont get is pipes and bongs people pay crazy money for. for instance some folks i know were down and visited a head shop and got to conversation about this pipemaker and that bong maker. i almost fell out when they got to talkin price. 600$ for a friggin bong?

I've had pretty ones, but I don't think we ever spent more than $150...

Now mine is made up of a diet coke bottle a pen and an air chuck.

Detoxing
03-06-2009, 04:47 PM
what i dont get is pipes and bongs people pay crazy money for. for instance some folks i know were down and visited a head shop and got to conversation about this pipemaker and that bong maker. i almost fell out when they got to talkin price. 600$ for a friggin bong?

Yeah, i know, it's insane. I just buy the cheap acrylic ones for 25 bucks. gets the job done and i dont care if drop and break it.

Detoxing
03-06-2009, 04:48 PM
I've had pretty ones, but I don't think we ever spent more than $150...

Now mine is made up of a diet coke bottle a pen and an air chuck.

Gone that route too. Works well if you do it right.

Katipan
03-06-2009, 04:51 PM
Gone that route too. Works well if you do it right.

Oh I'm good. :D

Not really, but I can make a damn bong. I excell at blunt rolling.

MOhillbilly
03-06-2009, 04:53 PM
Oh I'm good. :D

Not really, but I can make a damn bong. I excell at blunt rolling.

ohhhh i have stories about rolling but its to close to home......

Simply Red
03-06-2009, 08:30 PM
it'll be fine

paging QuikSsurfer.

Simply Red
03-06-2009, 08:31 PM
I've been smoking in the midwest for 3 years now and I've noticed Iowa hillbillies call anything "nugs"... Just because it's fluffy and pretty and harvested correctly doesn't make it purple kush or mango tango. Which is what I'd consider to be nuggs... Home grown back home was Kine Bud. Nugs were specialty buds.

$55 an 1/8 had better have technicolor hairs.

no Jack Herer love?

Mecca
03-06-2009, 08:37 PM
I want a bong I can drive...pull the bong over i wanna do a hit!

KcFanInGA
03-06-2009, 09:16 PM
Yeah, i know, it's insane. I just buy the cheap acrylic ones for 25 bucks. gets the job done and i dont care if drop and break it.

shit, take a liner from a toilet paper roll, a piece of tinfoil and a safety pin and i can smoke mcguyver style!

Simply Red
03-06-2009, 09:33 PM
shit, take a liner from a toilet paper roll, a piece of tinfoil and a safety pin and i can smoke mcguyver style!

do I know you, IRL?

booger
03-06-2009, 09:47 PM
Memories......

we used to call the red hairs carrot pubes.

and those one hitter keychain pipes.....


Iowa used to have a bunch of ditch weed too. Probably still does. I knew of some dumbassed kids that tried to dry it out in the oven....in a paper sack. Seriously.

KcMizzou
03-06-2009, 09:51 PM
Memories......

we used to call the red hairs carrot pubes.

and those one hitter keychain pipes.....


Iowa used to have a bunch of ditch weed too. Probably still does. I knew of some dumbassed kids that tried to dry it out in the oven....in a paper sack. Seriously.Missouri had those guys too... all I got was a headache.

High school. :shake:

booger
03-06-2009, 09:54 PM
Missouri had those guys too... all I got was a headache.

High school. :shake:

come to think of it those same kids did says something about immigrating from missouri.



:D

CHENZ A!
03-06-2009, 10:16 PM
no, I meant weed sprinkled with cocaine was called primo.

I personally never bought into names for weed, its either schwag (mexican dirt weed) or kind bud. maybe its just here in the midwest, but seems they can attach any BS name to anything. every batch I've ever gotten had a unique taste and effect.

exactly, chronic just meant good weed.

mid grade seedless is where it's at for me, since I don't smoke that often it does the trick just fine. Plus I only smoke joints, hate the taste of pipes, and not real fond of blunts either anymore.

White paper, gettin my grown man on. :D