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keg in kc
03-06-2009, 04:36 PM
I'm not kidding!

Marvel Now Promotes Gay Agenda With Wolverine Toy (http://christwire.org/2009/03/marvel-now-promotes-gay-agenda-with-wolverine-toy/)

March 3, 2009 by Tyson Bowers III of christwire.org

It looks like our homo supporting friends over at Marvel have created a new toy to encourage young boys to perform mouth to mouth in a non holy way to a blow up toys twiddle rompus!

We might as well line our children up and burn them ourselves! If we make these types of devil pleasing acts ok they will all be burning in the fire lakes anyways!

I spit on you Marvel for creating such filth and then trying to cover it up with lies!

Whatís next? The Wonder Woman lollipop? You are sick and twisted and I hope Godís Wrath purges the sin right out of you and then sends you to your master!

I bet the homo queers in San Fransisco are just waiting for their new pray to turn the ripe age of 12, so they can get their dingle dongs touched by some young boys lips! I pray everyday that God sends a fire ball right into the center of that city!

I ask all parents to pray that these homo gay supporters go out of business soon and that their black savior doesnít send them a bailout package!

keg in kc
03-06-2009, 04:36 PM
This is some great shit...


http://s.buzzfeed.com/static/imagebuzz/web02/2009/3/2/7/blow-up-wolverine-16559-1235996616-34.jpg

BigMeatballDave
03-06-2009, 04:37 PM
LMAO

Detoxing
03-06-2009, 04:37 PM
This is some great shit...


http://s.buzzfeed.com/static/imagebuzz/web02/2009/3/2/7/blow-up-wolverine-16559-1235996616-34.jpg

ROFL

FAX
03-06-2009, 04:40 PM
My goodness gracious! That Wolverine has quite a little blow hole on him.

FAX

doomy3
03-06-2009, 04:42 PM
This is some great shit...


http://s.buzzfeed.com/static/imagebuzz/web02/2009/3/2/7/blow-up-wolverine-16559-1235996616-34.jpg

Wow, in all seriousness, why in the hell would they put the nozzle right there?

OnTheWarpath58
03-06-2009, 04:42 PM
Did Lattimer write that?

keg in kc
03-06-2009, 04:44 PM
Wow, in all seriousness, why in the hell would they put the nozzle right there?Yeah, the toy's hilarious on its own merit. The article is just a sort of cherry on top.

KcMizzou
03-06-2009, 04:45 PM
LMAO

Jerm
03-06-2009, 04:45 PM
I'd like to know how that got through the assembly line, testers, etc. without ONE thing being said about where the nozzle is lol.

What a bunch of morons.

Mr. Krab
03-06-2009, 04:48 PM
Bootlegged is not going to be happy about this.

Miles
03-06-2009, 04:49 PM
Nice. LMAO

R&GHomer
03-06-2009, 04:51 PM
This is some great shit...


http://s.buzzfeed.com/static/imagebuzz/web02/2009/3/2/7/blow-up-wolverine-16559-1235996616-34.jpg


:shake: That's a ****ing riot. LOL

Wolverine's..... "Grrrr you know what to do now stop being a pussy and do it"

Ultra Peanut
03-06-2009, 04:54 PM
The look on his face is perfect.

KcMizzou
03-06-2009, 04:54 PM
I'd like to know how that got through the assembly line, testers, etc. without ONE thing being said about where the nozzle is lol.

What a bunch of morons.The workers were probably busy snickering and vowing not to say anything.

Pestilence
03-06-2009, 04:55 PM
what the hell is "twiddle rompus"?

Buzzsaw
03-06-2009, 04:55 PM
Reminds me of the scene in Airplane when the auto-pilot, which is an inflatable blowup guy, starts to go flat and the stewardess has to "blow him up" through a tube by his groin. Big smile comes across his face. Great scene

http://amysrobot.com/files/airplane.JPG

ZootedGranny
03-06-2009, 05:15 PM
"This thing don't blow itself, bub."

RippedmyFlesh
03-06-2009, 05:35 PM
Marvel Now Promotes Gay Agenda With Wolverine Toy

March 3, 2009 by Tyson Bowers III of christwire.org



What’s next? The Wonder Woman lollipop?

You have to do better.........

http://i2.iofferphoto.com/img/item/716/475/26/o_w5zXgZePIgL9uy9.jpg

redngold85
03-06-2009, 05:37 PM
HA....awesome
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joesomebody
03-06-2009, 06:42 PM
This has nothing to do with Marvel, and everything to do with Chinese factory workers having a sense of humor.

Half of the mass produced dollar store junk is hilarious in one way or another.

acasas4
03-06-2009, 06:59 PM
Daddy, can you blow this up for me?

t3chiefs
03-06-2009, 07:05 PM
I can't believe that something like that would be sold. Don't they think about how not to get sued? Some one could sue them for any thing now.
But I can't not laugh at them. I love seeing what they put out like that.

JazzzLovr
03-06-2009, 07:08 PM
Reminds me of the scene in Airplane when the auto-pilot, which is an inflatable blowup guy, starts to go flat and the stewardess has to "blow him up" through a tube by his groin. Big smile comes across his face. Great scene

http://amysrobot.com/files/airplane.JPG

:LOL: That's what I was thinking of too.

Sure-Oz
03-06-2009, 07:09 PM
Who was the quality control on that toy

Thig Lyfe
03-06-2009, 07:10 PM
ChristWire can't possibly be real.

t3chiefs
03-06-2009, 07:10 PM
:LOL: That's what I was thinking of too.

What movie is that? It looks like an older movie, and I'm younger, a lot younger.:spock:

Mecca
03-06-2009, 07:10 PM
Considering it's a hole wouldn't that make him a woman?

KcMizzou
03-06-2009, 07:12 PM
Considering it's a hole wouldn't that make him a woman?Wolverine suffers from a rare condition. He has an unusually wide urethra. It's in the comics lore...

Jenson71
03-06-2009, 07:14 PM
LMAO As the kids these days say, Epic fail.

What movie is that? It looks like an older movie, and I'm younger, a lot younger.:spock:

Airplane

Jenson71
03-06-2009, 07:15 PM
Considering it's a hole wouldn't that make him a woman?

He's circumcised.

booger
03-06-2009, 07:15 PM
Considering it's a hole wouldn't that make him a woman?

you blow air in vaginas?

Mecca
03-06-2009, 07:15 PM
Could be worse, they could have put it in the back so it looked like you were eating his asshole.

booger
03-06-2009, 07:16 PM
Wolverine suffers from a rare condition. He has an unusually wide urethra. It's in the comics lore...

he wasn't kidding when he said he could fit a role of dimes in his pee hole

booger
03-06-2009, 07:17 PM
Could be worse, they could have put it in the back so it looked like you were eating his asshole.

i've watched enough animal planet to know giving a rimjob to a wolverine is a terrible idea

KcMizzou
03-06-2009, 07:18 PM
i've watched enough animal planet to know giving a rimjob to a wolverine is a terrible ideaLMAO

Mr. Krab
03-06-2009, 07:20 PM
What movie is that? It looks like an older movie, and I'm younger, a lot younger.:spock:
Airplane

1979 iirc

booger
03-06-2009, 07:20 PM
Considering it's a hole wouldn't that make him a woman?

thats not what she meant when she said it's ok baby just blow in me

Mecca
03-06-2009, 07:21 PM
thats not what she meant when she said it's ok baby just blow in me

Ahahaha.

booger
03-06-2009, 07:23 PM
Ahahaha.

I hope Claythan gets it. He might think its like flirting blowing in a girls ear.

t3chiefs
03-06-2009, 07:23 PM
LMAO As the kids these days say, Epic fail.



Airplane

Thanks!

FAX
03-06-2009, 07:23 PM
i've watched enough animal planet to know giving a rimjob to a wolverine is a terrible idea

ROFL

FAX

t3chiefs
03-06-2009, 07:26 PM
KcMizzou, if your still on this forum, did you get my msg about the apology?

I don't mean to change the subject ppl, but since I saw a post from you...

KcMizzou
03-06-2009, 07:28 PM
KcMizzou, if your still on this forum, did you get my msg about the apology?

I don't mean to change the subject ppl, but since I saw a post from you...Huh? No...

I don't have any unread PM's. Not sure what you're talkin' about.

t3chiefs
03-06-2009, 07:29 PM
I'll send a msg so i don't change the topic of this thread.

Mecca
03-06-2009, 07:30 PM
Huh? No...

I don't have any unread PM's. Not sure what you're talkin' about.

You're gonna be a grandfather!

KcMizzou
03-06-2009, 07:30 PM
You're gonna be a grandfather!Yikes.

My oldest boy is 12.

booger
03-06-2009, 07:31 PM
You're gonna be a grandfather!

i bet he don't think those toys are so funny now!!:)

Mecca
03-06-2009, 07:32 PM
Yikes.

My oldest boy is 12.

Hey you'd be surprised these days.

keg in kc
03-06-2009, 07:32 PM
Yikes.

My oldest boy is 12.I was going to make a joke about the grandkid being a raider fan, but that's crossing a line.

JazzzLovr
03-06-2009, 07:32 PM
I'll send a msg so i don't change the topic of this thread.

Yes, because thread hijacking is not allowed here on ChiefsPlanet.

booger
03-06-2009, 07:32 PM
Yikes.

My oldest boy is 12.

JERRRY!!!!
JERRRY!!!!
JERRRY!!!!

Mecca
03-06-2009, 07:33 PM
The kid could go on Jerry with his girlfriend...the wolverine toy.

keg in kc
03-06-2009, 07:33 PM
Yes, because thread hijacking is not allowed here on ChiefsPlanet.On a thread started by me, no less.

t3chiefs
03-06-2009, 07:34 PM
Yes, because thread hijacking is not allowed here on ChiefsPlanet.

Trust me, I already know!:shake:

But I'm careful now.:)

RedNeckRaider
03-06-2009, 07:35 PM
ROFL Fred Phelps is has one of these and feels bad about it! Chalk one up for the Nancy boys.

keg in kc
03-06-2009, 07:35 PM
The kid could go on Jerry with his girlfriend...the wolverine toy.I heard he got it stuck in there, but I don't think that's possible with his dad's genes.

JazzzLovr
03-06-2009, 07:35 PM
Trust me, I already know!:shake:

But I'm careful now.:)

Heh that was sarcasm, btw. Some of the greatest threads around here have only achieved greatness after being hijacked. ;)

(But of course, a keg in kc thread is great enough on its own. I was just speaking in a general sense.) :D

t3chiefs
03-06-2009, 07:37 PM
Sry. New to cp. But quikly learning the abr., like cp=chiefsplanet! I'm 15 and don't know a lot of abr. I bet I'm the only 15 year old like that

FAX
03-06-2009, 07:38 PM
I'll send a msg so i don't change the topic of this thread.

Damn it, man!! Explain yourself!!!!

FAX

mikey23545
03-06-2009, 07:38 PM
i've watched enough animal planet to know giving a rimjob to a wolverine is a terrible idea

You better hope the wolverine is in the mood.

Mecca
03-06-2009, 07:38 PM
He's 15, I bet you'll get along really well with Claythan.

Thig Lyfe
03-06-2009, 07:39 PM
But quikly learning the abr., like cp=chiefsplanet!

That's one of the harder ones to figure out.

KcMizzou
03-06-2009, 07:39 PM
Damn it, man!! Explain yourself!!!!

FAXYa RLY.

Still no PM.

Weird.

t3chiefs
03-06-2009, 07:40 PM
Damn it, man!! Explain yourself!!!!

FAX

Crap, sry. I'll stop. Right after I post this. Sry to every one on this thread.

keg in kc
03-06-2009, 07:40 PM
(But of course, a keg in kc thread is great enough on its own. I was just speaking in a general sense.)That's right. I'm epic, like french fries and mayonnaise.

Crush
03-06-2009, 07:41 PM
What movie is that? It looks like an older movie, and I'm younger, a lot younger.:spock:


Surely, you can't be serious.

keg in kc
03-06-2009, 07:41 PM
He's 15, I bet you'll get along really well with Claythan.Ew.

Mecca
03-06-2009, 07:41 PM
That's right. I'm epic, like french fries and mayonnaise.

That's rather disgusting.

Mecca
03-06-2009, 07:42 PM
Ew.

That is not what I meant, I meant they can both relate to each other in their quest to score.

t3chiefs
03-06-2009, 07:42 PM
He's 15, I bet you'll get along really well with Claythan.

Who is Claythan? Just want to know.

keg in kc
03-06-2009, 07:43 PM
That's rather disgusting.Yeah it is. That's how people ate fries when I was in europe many moons ago.

Mecca
03-06-2009, 07:43 PM
Who is Claythan? Just want to know.

A guy on the forum who is always on a quest to score yet never can, so he's kinda like being 15 even though he's not.

KcMizzou
03-06-2009, 07:44 PM
Okay, I got it...

Hey guys.

Sorry, t3chiefs is my son.

He saw me playing Let It Ride and decided he wanted to play. Apparently the casino requires a certain number of posts (I didn't know). He decided to post like crazy just to play.

Again, sorry guys. Agree with the ban. Just had a discussion on netiquette. Told him to play on pogo instead.

The ban message referred to him as "db" though. Don't know who you're looking for, but that's not him (so don't ban this IP address cuz' it's mine too!!!).Ah, no biggie IMO. Wasn't like he was saying anything wrong. (If I'd known, I wouldn't have said anything at all. :D)

I think it's like 30 posts or something...

I'm sure whoever banned him might reconsider... considering the situation.

t3chiefs
03-06-2009, 07:44 PM
A guy on the forum who is always on a quest to score yet never can, so he's kinda like being 15 even though he's not.

How and what is scoring.

KcMizzou
03-06-2009, 07:45 PM
No problem at all t3chiefs, you didn't owe me any apology in the first place.

People assumed you were a troll, we get a lot of those. You just didn't know... not your fault at all.

Nice of you, though.

keg in kc
03-06-2009, 07:45 PM
How and what is scoring.This can't end well.

Mecca
03-06-2009, 07:45 PM
How and what is scoring.

Oh jesus are you serious :eek:

JazzzLovr
03-06-2009, 07:46 PM
Surely, you can't be serious.

I think he was serious. But don't call him Shirley.

(doesn't work as well in writing, does it?)

t3chiefs
03-06-2009, 07:46 PM
Okay, I got it...

Ah, no biggie IMO. Wasn't like he was saying anything wrong. (If I'd known, I wouldn't have said anything at all. :D)

I think it's like 30 posts or something...

I'm sure whoever banned him might reconsider... considering the situation.

Good. Just wanted to say sorry myself.
Sorry!!!

Delano
03-06-2009, 07:46 PM
How and what is scoring.

You know, in soccer, when the announcer yells "GOOOOOAAAAALLLLL." That's scoring, bud.

Mecca
03-06-2009, 07:47 PM
You know, in soccer, when the announcer yells "GOOOOOAAAAALLLLL." That's scoring, bud.

Haha......yes having big fun on a goal...

booger
03-06-2009, 07:48 PM
You better hope the wolverine is in the mood.

in the animal kingdom she would rub some vaginal secretions on a tree stump and i would be attracted to the smell and take a piss on it. Once that happens I don't care what her damn mood is.

t3chiefs
03-06-2009, 07:48 PM
You know, in soccer, when the announcer yells "GOOOOOAAAAALLLLL." That's scoring, bud.

Oh sorry! I thought that you were talking about some thing related to posts and points for posts. I'm not that dumb! I don't think.:spock:

keg in kc
03-06-2009, 07:48 PM
How do you have sex with a hedgehog?

KcMizzou
03-06-2009, 07:49 PM
Good. Just wanted to say sorry myself.
Sorry!!!
Pfft.. no sweat.

Your dad seems to have done a good job with you. :thumb:

Thig Lyfe
03-06-2009, 07:50 PM
You know, in soccer, when the announcer yells "GOOOOOAAAAALLLLL." That's scoring, bud.

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JazzzLovr
03-06-2009, 07:50 PM
How and what is scoring.

And then there are threads that start out great and just keep getting better...

t3chiefs
03-06-2009, 07:50 PM
How do you have sex with a hedgehog?

I should probably leave this thread now!:hmmm:

Mecca
03-06-2009, 07:50 PM
How do you have sex with a hedgehog?

Ask Ron Jeremy.

FAX
03-06-2009, 07:50 PM
Crap, sry. I'll stop. Right after I post this. Sry to every one on this thread.

Rule #4: Never apologize. It's a sign of weakness.

If you do something really, really bad and you feel remorse, or regret, or you sense the pangs of conscience, repeat that bad thing again and again and again until you don't feel sorry anymore.

That, my young N00b (sp?), is the way of the Planeteer.

FAX

luv
03-06-2009, 07:51 PM
No problem at all t3chiefs, you didn't owe me any apology in the first place.

People assumed you were a troll, we get a lot of those. You just didn't know... not your fault at all.

Nice of you, though.

Kid was nice enough to send me an email, too. If that's the worst thing he does, he's good.

booger
03-06-2009, 07:51 PM
How do you have sex with a hedgehog?

I didn't catch that episode

keg in kc
03-06-2009, 07:51 PM
How do you have sex with a hedgehog?You guys suck.


VERY CAREFULLY

KcMizzou
03-06-2009, 07:51 PM
Heheh, behave now guys... he's unlurking's boy.

LMAO

Delano
03-06-2009, 07:52 PM
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Excellent edit. :D

Thig Lyfe
03-06-2009, 07:52 PM
Excellent edit. :D

Heh.

luv
03-06-2009, 07:53 PM
You know, in soccer, when the announcer yells "GOOOOOAAAAALLLLL." That's scoring, bud.

I think golf is a better analogy. You gotta keep whacking that ball until you get it in the hole.

t3chiefs
03-06-2009, 07:53 PM
Kid was nice enough to send me an email, too. If that's the worst thing he does, he's good.

I'm not that good. But I try my best. And I've turned around a lot. So that is almost the worst thing I've done now. SOOO close.

Delano
03-06-2009, 07:54 PM
I'm not that good. But I try my best. And I've turned around a lot. So that is almost the worst thing I've done now. SOOO close.

So have you played any of the games on CP?

Mecca
03-06-2009, 07:55 PM
Heheh, behave now guys... he's unlurking's boy.

LMAO

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t3chiefs
03-06-2009, 07:55 PM
So have you played any of the games on CP?

now, I was at 28 posts with 2 green squeres at the left before I came to this site.

Delano
03-06-2009, 07:57 PM
now, I was at 28 posts with 2 green squeres at the right before I came to this site.

Well if you click on the word "Arcade" or "Casino" at the top of the web page you can play some games.

FAX
03-06-2009, 07:57 PM
I'm not that good. But I try my best. And I've turned around a lot. So that is almost the worst thing I've done now. SOOO close.

Rule #17: Never doubt yourself. Others will take advantage of you.

Instead, make frequent outrageous and baseless claims. Then, should others disagree with you for any reason, accuse them of being egg-sucking fools and morons and Obamabots.

FAX

Bugeater
03-06-2009, 07:59 PM
I was going to send t3chiefs some casino cash to play with, but I got this message:

t3chiefs has chosen not to receive private messages or may not be allowed to receive private messages. Therefore you may not send your message to him/her.

If you are trying to send this message to multiple recipients, remove t3chiefs from the recipient list and send the message again.

t3chiefs
03-06-2009, 07:59 PM
Well if you click on the word "Arcade" or "Casino" at the top of the web page you can play some games.

That's what got me to spam a thread! I should be able to play now. I wanted to play let it ride.

Thig Lyfe
03-06-2009, 08:00 PM
Rule #17: Never doubt yourself. Others will take advantage of you.

Instead, make frequent outrageous and baseless claims. Then, should others disagree with you for any reason, accuse them of being egg-sucking fools and morons and Obamabots.

FAX

Also gays!

Bugeater
03-06-2009, 08:00 PM
Or maybe FAX could chip off some of that $1.65 million he has...

t3chiefs
03-06-2009, 08:01 PM
I was going to send t3chiefs some casino cash to play with, but I got this message:

Yeah I'm new, my little green squeres to the left were only at 2 before I came here.
Thanks a lot though!

FAX
03-06-2009, 08:01 PM
Or maybe FAX could chip off some of that $1.65 million he has...

What 1.65 million?

FAX

Bugeater
03-06-2009, 08:02 PM
Surely, you can't be serious.

Yeah I'm new, my little green squeres to the left were only at 2 before I came here.
Thanks a lot though!
Oh, that's rep, it's completely different but yet equally worthless.

t3chiefs
03-06-2009, 08:03 PM
Oh, that's rep, it's completely different but yet equally worthless.

I only had like 23 posts before I came here to. Thanks every one who raised my respect!

booger
03-06-2009, 08:03 PM
How do you have sex with a hedgehog?

is this a gerbil joke?

Bugeater
03-06-2009, 08:03 PM
What 1.65 million?

FAX
This

FAX
03-06-2009, 08:03 PM
Yeah I'm new, my little green squeres to the left were only at 2 before I came here.
Thanks a lot though!

Rule #9: Never express gratitude. It is a sign of weakness.

When someone does something nice on your behalf or assists you in any way, inform that person that you would prefer they attempt to play the Battle Hymn Of The Republic on an A-flat harmonica while their head is inserted in Oprah's vagina.

FAX

KcMizzou
03-06-2009, 08:04 PM
What 1.65 million?

FAXDon't play dumb with us. In this tough economy, it's about time the rich gave a little something back.

Mecca
03-06-2009, 08:04 PM
is this a gerbil joke?

Lemmywinks.

booger
03-06-2009, 08:05 PM
Lemmywinks.

i don't get it

t3chiefs
03-06-2009, 08:05 PM
Rule #9: Never express gratitude. It is a sign of weakness.

When someone does something nice on your behalf or assists you in any way, inform that person that you would prefer they attempt to play the Battle Hymn Of The Republic on an A-flat harmonica while their head is inserted in Oprah's vagina.

FAX

Your weird. BUT IN A GOOD WAY! Don't take that the wrong way though!

FAX
03-06-2009, 08:05 PM
This

Hmmm. That's interesting. I wonder if that's the FAX Faction money that was stolen before and somehow returned to me. I'm in "at work" mode all the time and didn't realize it was there. Thanks, Mr. Bugeater.

I need to distribute these funds to all the Factioneers pronto!!! Dang!!!

FAX

KcMizzou
03-06-2009, 08:06 PM
Your weird. BUT IN A GOOD WAY!

Ya know, that's FAX in a nutshell. LMAO

From the mouths of babes... (not those kinda babes)

Bugeater
03-06-2009, 08:06 PM
I only had like 23 posts before I came here to. Thanks every one who raised my respect!
Screw the rep, go to your user control panel and enable your private messages, I'll send you some casino cash to gamble with.

JazzzLovr
03-06-2009, 08:07 PM
Your weird. BUT IN A GOOD WAY!

You'll see that a lot here. Heh.

t3chiefs
03-06-2009, 08:07 PM
Screw the rep, go to your user control panel and enable your private messages, I'll send you some casino cash to gamble with.

Thanks, I'll do that right now. BRB. I know that abr. too. Yeah!:)
I'll clap for my self:clap:

KcMizzou
03-06-2009, 08:08 PM
Screw the rep, go to your user control panel and enable your private messages, I'll send you some casino cash to gamble with.This might take a while...

FAX
03-06-2009, 08:08 PM
Your weird. BUT IN A GOOD WAY! Don't take that the wrong way though!

Rule #25: Never pay another Planeteer a compliment. It is a sign of weakness.

Rather than praising another Planeteer for any reason, offer to drive them to the nearest sink hole filled with rat urine where they might bathe with 200 feet of log chain. They must, however, pay for the gas.

FAX

Mecca
03-06-2009, 08:09 PM
i don't get it

You are slow son.

KcMizzou
03-06-2009, 08:09 PM
You'll see that a lot here. Heh.Indeed.

Bugeater
03-06-2009, 08:09 PM
This might take a while...
I'll grab a Snickers bar.

Mecca
03-06-2009, 08:11 PM
By the time he figures this out I'll have gray hair.

booger
03-06-2009, 08:11 PM
You are slow son.

is it british or something? why does lemmy wink

Bugeater
03-06-2009, 08:12 PM
I probably should've told him it's under "Edit Options"

Mecca
03-06-2009, 08:14 PM
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FAX
03-06-2009, 08:15 PM
Whilst we're waiting, perhaps someone would be kind enough to tell me how one transfers casino cash to another peep?

FAX

t3chiefs
03-06-2009, 08:15 PM
For the record, I just read every thing you said while I was gone. I changed the option. Yes it did take me a while though.

Bugeater
03-06-2009, 08:16 PM
Whilst we're waiting, perhaps someone would be kind enough to tell me how one transfers casino cash to another peep?

FAX
On the main casino page, scroll down to the bottom and click on "transfer cash to another player".

KcMizzou
03-06-2009, 08:16 PM
Whilst we're waiting, perhaps someone would be kind enough to tell me how one transfers casino cash to another peep?

FAXAs Randy Moss once said, "Straight cash, homey."

I'll email you my Paypal info.

kstater
03-06-2009, 08:17 PM
Whilst we're waiting, perhaps someone would be kind enough to tell me how one transfers casino cash to another peep?

FAX

Click Casino
Scroll down and click Transfer cash to another player
Type in kstater, then enter 1600000.
Click OK.

Bugeater
03-06-2009, 08:17 PM
For the record, I just read every thing you said while I was gone. I changed the option. Yes it did take me a while though.
You must have forgotten to scroll down the bottom and click "save changes", go try again now.

KcMizzou
03-06-2009, 08:18 PM
For the record, I just read every thing you said while I was gone. I changed the option. Yes it did take me a while though.We're just messin' with ya. That's about all we do here.

FAX
03-06-2009, 08:18 PM
On the main casino page, scroll down to the bottom and click on "transfer cash to another player".

Great, Mr. Bugeater. Allow me to drive you to the nearest sink hole filled with rat urine where you might bathe with 200 feet of log chain. As long as you pay the gas.

FAX

luv
03-06-2009, 08:20 PM
You must have forgotten to scroll down the bottom and click "save changes", go try again now.

Yep. I tried transerring and got the same message.

t3chiefs
03-06-2009, 08:20 PM
We're just messin' with ya. That's about all we do here.

I know, I'm use to any ways. Plus, I don't know why but, I like reading stuff like that!

booger
03-06-2009, 08:22 PM
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ah yes the gerbil king

the things that little rodent has seen

Delano
03-06-2009, 08:22 PM
I know, I'm use to any ways. Plus, I don't know why but, I like reading stuff like that!

Treat everything you read on Chiefsplanet as if it's a joke. Well, except for what FAX writes. His rules are SERIOUS.

Bugeater
03-06-2009, 08:23 PM
You let me know when you get that changed t3. I'll just read War and Peace while I'm waiting.

luv
03-06-2009, 08:26 PM
I don't know whether to laugh or feel sorry for a kid being mentored by the likes of you guys.

t3chiefs
03-06-2009, 08:26 PM
You let me know when you get that changed t3. I'll just read War and Peace while I'm waiting.

Is that a book? It was changed, I don't know whats going on.

Bugeater
03-06-2009, 08:27 PM
I don't know whether to laugh or feel sorry for a kid being mentored by the likes of you guys.
Oh, he's already doomed. I have no idea what unlurking was thinking.

KcMizzou
03-06-2009, 08:27 PM
I don't know whether to laugh or feel sorry for a kid being mentored by the likes of you guys.LMAO

What do you mean by that? :harumph:

t3chiefs
03-06-2009, 08:28 PM
I don't know whether to laugh or feel sorry for a kid being mentored by the likes of you guys.

I've had worse. Trust me on that! I have also learned to keep my mouth shut on stuff. STFU Mabey not all that I should though

t3chiefs
03-06-2009, 08:29 PM
Oh, he's already doomed. I have no idea what unlurking was thinking.

What do you mean by that?!?!?!?!?!?!?!:#

Bugeater
03-06-2009, 08:29 PM
Is that a book? It was changed, I don't know whats going on.
Go to your control panel, click on "edit options", then scroll about halfway down, check "enable private messages", and then scroll the rest of the way down and click "save changes".

Meanwhile, I'll go put on a pot of coffee.

KcMizzou
03-06-2009, 08:30 PM
You're a trooper, Bug.

luv
03-06-2009, 08:30 PM
LMAO

What do you mean by that? :harumph:

You gonna let your boys get on here once they're old enough?

KcMizzou
03-06-2009, 08:32 PM
You gonna let your boys get on here once they're old enough?Sure...

18 sounds about right.

Luckily, they're not interested just yet. Chiefsplanet is "Dad's site", which means it's decidedly uncool.

luv
03-06-2009, 08:33 PM
Sure...

18 sounds about right.

Luckily, they're not interested just yet. Chiefsplanet is "Dad's site", which means it's decidedly uncool.

They sound pretty smart. How did that happen? :p

FAX
03-06-2009, 08:33 PM
Is that a book? It was changed, I don't know whats going on.

Rule #18: Never ask a question. It is a sign of weakness.

Instead, fabricate an obscene and completely groundless lie. Then, forcefully state that the Planeteer with whom you are speaking has either entered a Doris Day look-alike contest or is planning to shop for hosiery and a new bag. You may PM this information to additional Planeteers if you wish. That's optional.

FAX

t3chiefs
03-06-2009, 08:33 PM
This is what I see:
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I made sure that I checked the box saying "Receive Email from Other Members."
There is no private msg thing.

luv
03-06-2009, 08:34 PM
Go to your control panel, click on "edit options", then scroll about halfway down, check "enable private messages", and then scroll the rest of the way down and click "save changes".

Meanwhile, I'll go put on a pot of coffee.

Have you tried sending him an actual PM to see if that works?

KcMizzou
03-06-2009, 08:35 PM
They sound pretty smart. How did that happen? :pThis is where I'd normally say they got it from their mom, but that doesn't fit.

It's a mystery.

t3chiefs
03-06-2009, 08:35 PM
How do you give some one respect?

Bugeater
03-06-2009, 08:36 PM
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I made sure that I checked the box saying "Receive Email from Other Members."
There is no private msg thing.

Scroll down just a bit farther

luv
03-06-2009, 08:36 PM
How do you give some one respect?

Reputation.

See the little +/- in the bottom righthand corner of each post?

Where is bugeater? He has pictures.

t3chiefs
03-06-2009, 08:37 PM
brb

KcMizzou
03-06-2009, 08:38 PM
How do you give some one respect?Little red +/- button to the bottom right.

You better work on that casino cash though, I figure Bug is all outta Snickers.

Bugeater
03-06-2009, 08:39 PM
Have you tried sending him an actual PM to see if that works?
Nope, the option doesn't show up on his profile. I wonder if n00bs aren't allowed PM privileges. Where the hell is DaFace when you need him?

KcMizzou
03-06-2009, 08:40 PM
Nope, the option doesn't show up on his profile. I wonder if n00bs aren't allowed PM privileges. Where the hell is DaFace when you need him?Mowing Rain Man's lawn, probably.

I keed, I keed... :D

luv
03-06-2009, 08:41 PM
Nope, the option doesn't show up on his profile. I wonder if n00bs aren't allowed PM privileges. Where the hell is DaFace when you need him?

The boy is over 50 posts with pos rep balance. How high did they bump the post count?

Thig Lyfe
03-06-2009, 08:41 PM
brb

Waiting with bated breath...

t3chiefs
03-06-2009, 08:43 PM
I don't see private messages any where. Mine does not look at all like yours.

JazzzLovr
03-06-2009, 08:43 PM
Try it now.

Delano
03-06-2009, 08:43 PM
The boy is over 50 posts with pos rep balance. How high did they bump the post count?

IIRC it was raised after Marlboro_Chief's latest explosion of filth.

Bugeater
03-06-2009, 08:43 PM
The boy is over 50 posts with pos rep balance. How high did they bump the post count?
DaFace didn't say exactly, I think it's classified information now. He only said there's a "combination of things".

t3chiefs
03-06-2009, 08:44 PM
quote the over 50 post thing
My respect raised from 2 squares to now! It's awsome. I didn't think that would happen at all!

Bugeater
03-06-2009, 08:44 PM
Try it now.
HALLE-FREAKIN-LUJAH!

Delano
03-06-2009, 08:45 PM
My respect raised from 2 squares to now! It's awsome. I didn't think that would happen at all!

Looks like you have 50,000 in casino cash to play Let it Ride with.

luv
03-06-2009, 08:45 PM
Try it now.

Jazzz to the rescue!!!

t3chiefs
03-06-2009, 08:47 PM
Sweet! Thank you sooooo much! I dont care about what ever rule fax said for not not expressing gratitude. It's just awsome.

Bugeater
03-06-2009, 08:48 PM
Sweet! Thank you sooooo much! I dont care about what ever rule fax said for not not expressing gratitude. It's just awsome.
Try not to spend it all in one night. :thumb:

KcMizzou
03-06-2009, 08:49 PM
Try it now.

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KcMizzou
03-06-2009, 08:49 PM
Sweet! Thank you sooooo much! I dont care about what ever rule fax said for not not expressing gratitude. It's just awsome.Hahaha... go nuts.

t3chiefs
03-06-2009, 08:51 PM
Don't worry. I'm a good poker player. probably not as good as you bugeater. I just got that your name is Bug eater. So I guess that I am dumber than I thaught!

Delano
03-06-2009, 08:52 PM
Sweet! Thank you sooooo much! I dont care about what ever rule fax said for not not expressing gratitude. It's just awsome.

ROFL

Bugeater
03-06-2009, 08:52 PM
Don't worry. I'm a good poker player. probably not as good as you bugeater. I just got that your name is Bug eater. So I guess that I am dumber than I thaught!

LOL, I don't play poker. I got lucky a couple times in let it ride, other than that the casino has been pretty brutal to me. I'm pretty sure I'm still on the top 10 biggest losers list.

Bugeater
03-06-2009, 10:16 PM
Good lord, he's already broke. :shake:

KcMizzou
03-06-2009, 10:18 PM
Good lord, he's already broke. :shake:Heh.

A valiant effort, nonetheless.

Delano
03-06-2009, 10:18 PM
Good lord, he's already broke. :shake:

He was in Texas Hold'em for about 20 minutes and left. Musta been anxious to unload the cash. ROFL

luv
03-06-2009, 10:20 PM
Good lord, he's already broke. :shake:

WTF, man?

KcMizzou
03-06-2009, 10:21 PM
WTF, man?He's got like six years to hone his skills.

Bugeater
03-06-2009, 10:22 PM
WTF, man?
Eh, you can burn through it pretty quickly with that $1,000 chip.

luv
03-06-2009, 10:22 PM
He's got like six years to hone his skills.

Someone needs to teach that boy the value of a casino dollar.

luv
03-06-2009, 10:23 PM
Eh, you can burn through it pretty quickly with that $1,000 chip.

$1000 chip? I guess it's been awhile since I played Texas Holdem.

Bugeater
03-06-2009, 10:25 PM
$1000 chip? I guess it's been awhile since I played Texas Holdem.
I was referring to the one in Let it Ride, I've never even played Hold 'em.

FAX
03-06-2009, 10:32 PM
Good lord, he's already broke. :shake:

And now we see why the future of our world is bleak. The next generation treats informed guidance and wisdom like so many heavy hunks of headless heaving hippo heaps.

Heartbreaking, really ... to see casino cash frittered away as if it were fritters to be flat flitter frittered unfittingly.

FAX

KcFanInGA
03-07-2009, 01:43 AM
How come that looks more like harvey birdman than wolverine?

unlurking
03-07-2009, 06:20 AM
ROFL

Oh man. :shake:

Thanks for taking care of my boy all. He's 15, and I think he's about ready to truly learn about "life". In the dark ages he's be married with his own kids and farm by now (or maybe working his feudal lord's farm). It's time he learned about life.

His mother was rather over protective. I think it's time he learned the world is less "birds and bees" and more "superman and dirty sanchez". OK, maybe not the THAT extent, but there are life lessons that I am just unwilling to teach.

T3, have fun, but remember the first rule of CP Club? Don't talk about CP Club with Mom! :D

JazzzLovr
03-07-2009, 06:34 AM
ROFL

Oh man. :shake:

Thanks for taking care of my boy all. He's 15, and I think he's about ready to truly learn about "life". In the dark ages he's be married with his own kids and farm by now (or maybe working his feudal lord's farm). It's time he learned about life.

His mother was rather over protective. I think it's time he learned the world is less "birds and bees" and more "superman and dirty sanchez". OK, maybe not the THAT extent, but there are life lessons that I am just unwilling to teach.

T3, have fun, but remember the first rule of CP Club? Don't talk about CP Club with Mom! :D

LMAO Yeah that made for a nice bit of entertainment last night. He seems like a good kid. I do remember tho reading some of the posts throughout the night (not just on this thread) and thinking "Boy... unlurking is going to find himself in a lot of uncomfortable conversations soon..." :D

Stewie
03-07-2009, 06:46 AM
"Hey, Mister. When I do that to my Wolverine it's just air that comes out. What you did tastes nasty."

unlurking
03-07-2009, 07:03 AM
LMAO Yeah that made for a nice bit of entertainment last night. He seems like a good kid. I do remember tho reading some of the posts throughout the night (not just on this thread) and thinking "Boy... unlurking is going to find himself in a lot of uncomfortable conversations soon..." :D
:)

I don't know, I would never have dreamed of asking my parents about some of the stuff I learned as a teenager!

He is a good kid. Unfortunately he is a little too good when it comes to manners and being polite. I figure this place should help him fix that. I'm hoping by being here he can have some fun, peek out from under the apron a bit, and stiffen up that spine a mite!

unlurking
03-07-2009, 07:04 AM
"Hey, Mister. When I do that to my Wolverine it's just air that comes out. What you did tastes nasty."
And also he will learn that some threads are just not worth reading! ;)

RJ
03-07-2009, 07:53 AM
Sometimes a banana is just a banana.

SNR
03-07-2009, 10:22 AM
Interesting flow of conversation. Wolverine's vag -> learning life skills.