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Simply Red
03-07-2009, 10:03 AM
Would you have a 'soapy-tit' whack-off session w/ Dolly Parton?

rambleonthruthefog
03-07-2009, 10:29 AM
sure, why not.

Adept Havelock
03-07-2009, 10:33 AM
If we're speaking of Dolly Parton circa '70-'75 or so...sure.

Dolly today...no frakkin way.

seclark
03-07-2009, 10:39 AM
don't know what that is...
who's tits are soapy?
who's doing the whacking?
etc.
sec

Dave Lane
03-07-2009, 10:40 AM
If we're speaking of Dolly Parton circa '70-'75 or so...sure.

Dolly today...no frakkin way.

If I can go back to 1970 me that would be awesome!!

88TG88
03-07-2009, 10:48 AM
Does the soapiness increase the pleasure ?

Frazod
03-07-2009, 10:49 AM
If we're speaking of Dolly Parton circa '70-'75 or so...sure.

Dolly today...no frakkin way.

This. Now she looks like Jack Nicholson's Joker.

Deberg_1990
03-07-2009, 10:53 AM
This. Now she looks like Jack Nicholson's Joker.


She still looks pretty decent. Modern Science is wonderful.

Frazod
03-07-2009, 10:55 AM
She still looks pretty decent. Modern Science is wonderful.

The body you see (at least dressed) still looks great. The face, not so much.

Coogs
03-07-2009, 10:57 AM
Would you have a 'soapy-tit' whack-off session w/ Dolly Parton?

At Taco Bell? ;)



Sorry, couldn't resist.

The Buddha
03-07-2009, 10:59 AM
"And IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

wiiiill alllwaaaays whack off on your tiiiiitiiiiiieeeessss...."

Ultra Peanut
03-07-2009, 11:20 AM
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Ari Chi3fs
03-07-2009, 11:33 AM
Simply Red was a better poster, when he was gone for a couple weeks... I liked his posts during that two week hiatus, the best.

lazepoo
03-07-2009, 11:33 AM
This thread is worthless without pics.

keg in kc
03-07-2009, 11:34 AM
God no.

Christ.

wild1
03-07-2009, 11:47 AM
disgusting and disturbing

RJ
03-07-2009, 12:08 PM
don't know what that is...
who's tits are soapy?
who's doing the whacking?
etc.
sec


I agree, the question is a little vague. Too many gray areas. I'm not voting until some things are cleared up.

StcChief
03-07-2009, 12:22 PM
I agree, the question is a little vague. Too many gray areas. I'm not voting until some things are cleared up.this.

Stewie
03-07-2009, 01:09 PM
No. She's old. Her implants have to be 40 years old by now. They might be kinda hard with sharp edges.

Pioli Zombie
03-07-2009, 02:21 PM
No. I would with jennifer aniston
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Count Zarth
03-07-2009, 03:22 PM
Indubitably so.

TinyEvel
03-07-2009, 03:27 PM
Have you ever gotten soap inside your pee hole?
It's like having VD for a day, every time you pee, like hot acid coming out.
No thanks.

Hair conditioner maybe. No soap.

Al Bundy
03-07-2009, 04:38 PM
If it was her boobs and her doing the wacking of said penis.. then hell yes.

MIAdragon
03-07-2009, 04:47 PM
Sure why not.

Cormac
03-07-2009, 06:50 PM
I couldn't understand the poll options and definitely couldn't find my answer.....

No.

And I wouldn't cook supper for her either.

:harumph:

Mecca
03-07-2009, 07:21 PM
No. I would with jennifer aniston
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She does nothing for me.

KcMizzou
03-07-2009, 07:22 PM
She does nothing for me.You're... different.

Mecca
03-07-2009, 07:24 PM
You're... different.

She just doesn't, also I think her weird stalker obsession of Pitt and Jolie is really out there.

KcMizzou
03-07-2009, 07:26 PM
She just doesn't, also I think her weird stalker obsession of Pitt and Jolie is really out there.You'd consider banging a tranny, yet Jennifer Aniston "does nothing for you". I can't relate.

crazycoffey
03-07-2009, 07:26 PM
You're... different.


NTTAWWT

CrazyPhuD
03-07-2009, 07:27 PM
Dude I'd do a soap tit wack off seesion with mary lou retton. I'm just not that discriminating.

Mecca
03-07-2009, 07:31 PM
You'd consider banging a tranny, yet Jennifer Aniston "does nothing for you". I can't relate.

LMAO

http://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=20601

It's just not doing anything for me.

KcMizzou
03-07-2009, 07:32 PM
LMAO

http://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=20601

It's just not doing anything for me.Still can't relate.

JOhn
03-07-2009, 07:36 PM
Dude I'd do a soap tit wack off seesion with mary lou retton. I'm just not that discriminating.

This

BigRock
03-07-2009, 07:46 PM
Does the soapiness increase the pleasure ?

Not if it gets in your pee hole. Then it just stings.

crazycoffey
03-07-2009, 07:48 PM
Dude I'd do a soap tit wack off seesion with mary lou retton. I'm just not that discriminating.


+1 man point.....

DeezNutz
03-07-2009, 07:52 PM
Still can't relate.

Now this is logical.

What the **** is wrong with you, Mecca? I don't give a **** about her hair. She has an ass, you know. And apparently she's usually cold.

KcMizzou
03-07-2009, 07:56 PM
Now this is logical.

What the **** is wrong with you, Mecca. I don't give a **** about her hair. She has an ass, you know. And apparently she's usually cold.Seriously.

"She's got bad hair? Ewww... go away."

"She's got a dick? Meh. :shrug: Why not?"

Can't relate. I don't care if we were talking about Courtney Love.

DeezNutz
03-07-2009, 07:58 PM
Seriously.

"She's got bad hair? Ewww... go away."

"She's got a dick? Meh. :shrug: Why not?"

Can't relate. I don't care if we were talking about Courtney Love.

Now that's one disgusting bitch.

Mecca
03-07-2009, 08:00 PM
It was more the she's 40 something years old and her face is so tight it looks like she could have a skin ponytail behind her head, than her hair.

DeezNutz
03-07-2009, 08:01 PM
It was more the she's 40 something years old and her face is so tight it looks like she could have a skin ponytail behind her head, than her hair.

I didn't know she had a face.

I'll look into this, but I'm doubtful.

KcMizzou
03-07-2009, 08:03 PM
Now that's one disgusting bitch.Agreed, but still...

Count Zarth
03-07-2009, 08:05 PM
Would anyone do a soapy-tit whack-off session w/badgirl?

I sure wouldn't. Gross!

Simply Red
03-07-2009, 08:23 PM
Would anyone do a soapy-tit whack-off session w/badgirl?

I sure wouldn't. Gross!

nobody here, I have to post with them.

Simply Red
03-07-2009, 09:11 PM
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incorrect!


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J Diddy
03-07-2009, 09:31 PM
Would anyone do a soapy-tit whack-off session w/badgirl?

I sure wouldn't. Gross!

I have this vision of when you actually saw the titahs it will not be unlike the scene in forrest gump when jenny shows him her boobs in her dorm room.

Simply Red
03-07-2009, 09:32 PM
She just doesn't, also I think her weird stalker obsession of Pitt and Jolie is really out there.

LMAO

Sam Hall
03-07-2009, 09:35 PM
This thread is worthless without pics.

ok

Sam Hall
03-07-2009, 09:39 PM
How about Loretta Lynn

Sam Hall
03-07-2009, 09:40 PM
why don't you tell us what you're really thinking

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Pioli Zombie
03-07-2009, 09:42 PM
LMAO

http://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=20601

It's just not doing anything for me.

Jennifer aniston " not doing anything for you" makes me less concerned that we disagreed about quarterback evaluations
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Pioli Zombie
03-07-2009, 09:44 PM
I have this vision of when you actually saw the titahs it will not be unlike the scene in forrest gump when jenny shows him her boobs in her dorm room.

Yeah, or tom hanks in "Big" when he grabs elizabeth perkins.
Posted via Mobile Device

Mecca
03-07-2009, 09:49 PM
Tom Hanks is really good at roles like that his personal life must have sucked....

Spott
03-07-2009, 09:54 PM
I think Dolly Parton and Kenny Rogers must be using the same plastic surgeon.

Pioli Zombie
03-07-2009, 09:55 PM
Tom Hanks is really good at roles like that his personal life must have sucked....
Come to think of it, for a leading man, has he EVER had a sex scene or even anything more passionate than his kissing meg ryan for a second or two

Let's start a Tom Hanks is gay rumor on chiefs planet
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Pioli Zombie
03-07-2009, 09:58 PM
I think Dolly Parton and Kenny Rogers must be using the same plastic surgeon.

Has anybody but me noticed that whatever plastic surgery steve martin had on his nose now makes him look like his character in roxanne 24 hours a day now?
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el borracho
03-07-2009, 09:59 PM
You'd consider banging a tranny, yet Jennifer Aniston "does nothing for you". I can't relate.

Mecca likes a full balcony.

Pioli Zombie
03-07-2009, 10:02 PM
Watch marley and me. Watch jennifers rack. I'll gladly jump face first into that.
Posted via Mobile Device

Sam Hall
03-07-2009, 10:04 PM
Burt Reynolds had plastic surgery:eek:

Simply Red
05-15-2009, 04:07 PM
Watch marley and me. Watch jennifers rack. I'll gladly jump face first into that.
Posted via Mobile Device

huh?

Count Zarth
05-15-2009, 04:11 PM
That can't be Burt Reynolds...has to be a wax statue.

listopencil
05-15-2009, 05:14 PM
I'd bang the bejeezus out of Dolly and Loretta both. Together if they'd go for it.

Delano
05-15-2009, 05:15 PM
*hugs this thread*

Simply Red
08-07-2009, 02:37 PM
i thought about this a lot last night, I think i would.

Crush
08-07-2009, 03:14 PM
I still would. No question.

Simply Red
08-07-2009, 03:18 PM
http://i31.tinypic.com/34qmp9k.jpg

boogblaster
08-07-2009, 03:49 PM
Ole titties sag .. soap rolles off too fast ...

Jethopper
08-07-2009, 03:51 PM
ewww..... Having sex with that "V" probably looks like trieng to pull apart a grilled cheese sandwitch.

Simply Red
08-07-2009, 03:54 PM
ewww..... Having sex with that "V" probably looks like trieng to pull apart a grilled cheese sandwitch.

so no?

Jethopper
08-07-2009, 04:13 PM
lol

kstater
08-07-2009, 04:19 PM
Ole titties sag .. soap rolles off too fast ...

I'm sure they're just as perky as the day she bought them.

Pestilence
08-07-2009, 04:33 PM
http://i31.tinypic.com/34qmp9k.jpg

I would so tap that.

LaChapelle
08-07-2009, 04:41 PM
You'd break her hip.

Pioli Zombie
08-07-2009, 06:47 PM
Gross. She's 80 years old.
Posted via Mobile Device

JuicesFlowing
08-07-2009, 06:48 PM
Gross. She's 80 years old.
Posted via Mobile Device

Some of her is. Some parts are newer.

Halfcan
08-07-2009, 06:48 PM
sure why not

Mr. Flopnuts
08-07-2009, 06:50 PM
LMAO This is one of the best thread titles in the history of Chiefsplanet.

Baby Lee
08-07-2009, 06:51 PM
Helen Mirren, 65 yo.

http://www.staralicious.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/helen-mirren-bikini-ggilf.jpg

Buzzsaw
08-07-2009, 07:56 PM
LMAO This is one of the best thread titles in the history of Chiefsplanet.

Agree, I laugh every time I see it

alanm
08-07-2009, 08:22 PM
ewww..... Having sex with that "V" probably looks like trieng to pull apart a grilled cheese sandwitch.Thank you for the visual. ROFL:spock:

Raised On Riots
08-07-2009, 08:25 PM
Is this a trick question?

Mr. Flopnuts
08-07-2009, 08:27 PM
Agree, I laugh every time I see it

SR is a pimp.

Simply Red
12-06-2013, 10:50 AM
I saw her on HBO in the film w/ Queen Latifah, I'm thinking no now. Still undecided there.

Mr. Flopnuts
12-06-2013, 10:54 AM
I saw her on HBO in the film w/ Queen Latifah, I'm thinking no now. Still undecided there.

Soapy, my man. Soapy. If not soapy, then probably not. But nothing says "I love your tits" like a soapy whack off session. At Dorsia. In the back of the house.

gblowfish
12-06-2013, 10:58 AM
Uh, Dolly Parton is 67 years old.
Don't think so.

I would however, let Jennifer Anniston do nasty things to me with a fork.

saphojunkie
12-06-2013, 12:47 PM
Watch marley and me. Watch jennifers rack. I'll gladly jump face first into that.
Posted via Mobile Device

I've seen them. :)

Kiimosabi
12-06-2013, 01:30 PM
I'll bet old people smell increases exponentially the closer you get to the va-grey-gey

theelusiveeightrop
12-06-2013, 01:35 PM
Didn't know Dolly Parton was still alive.

penguinz
12-06-2013, 01:39 PM
Uh, Dolly Parton is 67 years old.
Don't think so.

I would however, let Jennifer Anniston do nasty things to me with a fork.Anniston is sooo overrated.

frankotank
12-06-2013, 01:47 PM
Anniston is sooo overrated.

umm....nuh uh

http://www.nothingtoserious.com/nsfw/images/Jennifer-Aniston-Topless.jpg

MrNightly
12-06-2013, 02:00 PM
What's up with her areola's? They are freakin' huge. I like them small and tight with perky nips. Everything else just turns me off these days.

Anyong Bluth
12-06-2013, 02:01 PM
I'm not going to read the replies, and assume this is a rhetorical question.

penguinz
12-06-2013, 02:01 PM
umm....nuh uh

http://www.nothingtoserious.com/nsfw/images/Jennifer-Aniston-Topless.jpgThere is nothing spectacular about that. She is not worth of the pedestal she gets put on around here.

frankotank
12-06-2013, 02:45 PM
There is nothing spectacular about that. She is not worth of the pedestal she gets put on around here.

ROFL
OK....

she's crazy gorgeous.

the end.

PS - they're spectacular
http://wickedimproper.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/WI_Jenn-Ann-II.jpg

Garcia Bronco
12-06-2013, 02:49 PM
In 1972 I would get down with Dolly and Linda Ronstadt...at the same time.

PackerinMo
12-06-2013, 02:51 PM
Best thread title ever?

ptlyon
12-06-2013, 02:51 PM
In 1972 I would get down with Dolly and Linda Ronstadt...at the same time.

Now it's just blowing Elway for jelly beans

Rain Man
12-06-2013, 03:44 PM
What's up with her areola's? They are freakin' huge. I like them small and tight with perky nips. Everything else just turns me off these days.

While I'm neither an Aniston lover nor hater, those areolae are textbook perfect in size. You want them large enough to scream 'female' but not too huge.

frankotank
12-08-2013, 07:10 AM
While I'm neither an Aniston lover nor hater, those areolae are textbook perfect in size. You want them large enough to scream 'female' but not too huge.

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2013/8/25/fb6c24d0-490f-46d3-8897-28fa3dd757ae.gif

ROYC75
12-08-2013, 07:19 AM
In 1972 I would get down with Dolly and Linda Ronstadt...at the same time.

Hey now, why do you get to live my dream in 72 ?:cuss:

Cochise
12-08-2013, 07:20 AM
umm....nuh uh

http://www.nothingtoserious.com/nsfw/images/Jennifer-Aniston-Topless.jpg

Not even a good photoshop...

Fried Meat Ball!
12-08-2013, 07:35 AM
umm....nuh uh

http://www.nothingtoserious.com/nsfw/images/Jennifer-Aniston-Topless.jpg

I posted that video somewhere here a while ago and was immediately told vy several that's not her... there are some paparazzi shots of her topless sunbathing though.

frankotank
12-08-2013, 07:49 AM
I posted that video somewhere here a while ago and was immediately told vy several that's not her... there are some paparazzi shots of her topless sunbathing though.

right. and I thought that was one. oh well....

cabletech94
12-08-2013, 08:17 AM
still would to dolly.



/would brag on CP.

whoman69
12-08-2013, 09:36 AM
Dolly is almost 68 and has had a lot of bad plastic surgery. I think I'll pass.

jerryforeverrice80
12-08-2013, 09:50 AM
if it gets me in her will, i say whack away.

theelusiveeightrop
12-08-2013, 09:56 AM
1. Soapy Tit Wank
The preparation is to rub copious amounts of soap over your womans breasts. This can be done with hands or dick, then push the breasts together and hump until orgasm.

KCrockaholic
12-08-2013, 10:05 AM
While I'm neither an Aniston lover nor hater, those areolae are textbook perfect in size. You want them large enough to scream 'female' but not too huge.

This. Just judging by that picture they look terrific. My nips are small. I don't want a chick with nips that look like mine.

Flybone McTimmerson
12-08-2013, 10:34 AM
This. Just judging by that picture they look terrific. My nips are small. I don't want a chick with nips that look like mine.

Quit telling us about your nips.

Dayze
12-08-2013, 11:00 AM
hell yes I would.

cosmo20002
12-08-2013, 11:16 AM
Would you have a 'soapy-tit' whack-off session w/ Dolly Parton?

She's 67. Naw, I'm good.

Paniero
12-08-2013, 02:17 PM
Yep. She'd have to start singing her hit 'Here You Come Again' because I wouldn't stop beating until the cops come in.

Earthling
12-08-2013, 05:46 PM
Without reading all the responses I would have to know how much money would she be paying me to do this with her?

John_Wayne
12-08-2013, 06:59 PM
http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/142761.jpg

John_Wayne
12-08-2013, 07:00 PM
http://cdn3.iofferphoto.com/img/item/165/360/745/wild-texas-wind-movie-with-dolly-parton-gary-busey-4e254.jpg