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Douche Baggins
03-16-2009, 10:49 PM
She's 38, FYI.

http://blogs.herald.com/scene_in_the_tropics/2009/03/new-couple-aler.html

New couple alert: Chilli and KC Chief Larry Johnson

Making their debut at Headliner Thursdays at Bongos Cuban Cafe, Kansas City Chiefs player Larry Johnson and new galpal Chilli (real name: Rozonda Thomas) of TLC fame. The duo arrived holding hands, but Chili refused photos. Johnson was busy popping $400 bottles of Ace of Spades champagne while Chilli remained firmly implanted between his legs. Sitting, of course.

http://blogs.herald.com/photos/uncategorized/2009/03/13/file000.jpg

Iowanian
03-16-2009, 10:50 PM
I wonder how long until she burns down his house?

ChiefsCountry
03-16-2009, 10:51 PM
I wonder how long until she burns down his house?

Nice an Andre Rison refrence.

unothadeal
03-16-2009, 10:57 PM
Did you photoshop LJ's face onto a girl's body?

Iowanian
03-16-2009, 10:57 PM
-1.

I once coined him, "Andre pRison".


I'll bet if he spits a henesee in her face, she'll take out her ankle Derringer and put a .32 in his tater purse.

pr_capone
03-16-2009, 11:07 PM
Johnson was busy popping $400 bottles of Ace of Spades champagne while Chilli remained firmly implanted between his legs. Sitting, of course.

ROFL

BigRock
03-16-2009, 11:07 PM
I just saw Chilli on VH1 or some such channel. She's still looking good.

chiefs1111
03-16-2009, 11:07 PM
so how long will it take before he spits his drink in her face??

T-post Tom
03-16-2009, 11:14 PM
Playa!

T-post Tom
03-16-2009, 11:14 PM
I wonder how long until she burns down his house?

:D

pr_capone
03-16-2009, 11:16 PM
I wonder how long until T-Boz breaks up Tony's marriage and then all 3 members of TLC will have dated Chiefs.

Iowanian
03-16-2009, 11:16 PM
She's probably just doing research for TLC's next album title song.

"you'll neva mayke da hall o fayme"

Huffman83
03-16-2009, 11:39 PM
Hey...don't go chasing waterfalls. Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to.....

Marty Mac Ver 2.0
03-16-2009, 11:42 PM
He's into squirtters?

Hey...don't go chasing waterfalls. Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to.....

ChiefsCountry
03-16-2009, 11:44 PM
He's into squirtters?

Its lyrics from his new fling's song.

TinyEvel
03-16-2009, 11:46 PM
Fock you guys. Chilli is da bomb. Seriously. I think she is/was the hottest of the three. Though, I was trending towards LeftEye R.I.P.


Though, she's no Lady GaGa.

Micjones
03-16-2009, 11:46 PM
Hey...don't go chasing waterfalls. Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to.....

FTW!

Douche Baggins
03-16-2009, 11:50 PM
Fock you guys. Chilli is da bomb. Seriously. I think she is/was the hottest of the three. Though, I was trending towards LeftEye R.I.P.


Though, she's no Lady GaGa.

She's hot. Doesn't make it any less amusing that Larry is going after an older woman.

Thig Lyfe
03-16-2009, 11:55 PM
Fock you guys. Chilli is da bomb. Seriously. I think she is/was the hottest of the three.

She's certainly warmer than Left Eye at this point.

TinyEvel
03-17-2009, 12:00 AM
She's certainly warmer than Left Eye at this point.

too soon!

Reaper16
03-17-2009, 12:00 AM
No, I don't want no scrubs
A scrub is a guy who can't get no love from me
Hangin' out the passenger side of his best friend's ride
Tryin' to holla' at me

Darth CarlSatan
03-17-2009, 12:00 AM
http://blogs.herald.com/photos/uncategorized/2009/03/13/file000.jpg

Let the ghey flow, Lawrence! Mm hm...uh huh...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9p0Ac5bLlI

Thig Lyfe
03-17-2009, 12:01 AM
too soon!

Sorry. I think we all wish she had kept both eyes on the road.

Reaper16
03-17-2009, 12:06 AM
So I creep, yeah/
I never reach the endzone/
Said nobody is supposed to know

kysirsoze
03-17-2009, 12:32 AM
How could she possibly refuse this?...

Darth CarlSatan
03-17-2009, 12:49 AM
How could she possibly refuse this?...

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Katipan
03-17-2009, 02:25 AM
Thats a bizarre hookup. She always seemed like the most sane of the 3.

DaKCMan AP
03-17-2009, 05:52 AM
Partying in Miami.. nice.

KCUnited
03-17-2009, 06:34 AM
Its like J.J. Walker said on the radio a month or so ago - "Chilli? Larry needs to be dating Layla Ali, at least she's got a fighting chance."

BCD
03-17-2009, 06:41 AM
Heh, Chili is a cougar.

Iowanian
03-17-2009, 07:18 AM
She looks like Rudy Huxtable.

Radar Chief
03-17-2009, 07:54 AM
Good for him. He might just need a mommy figure to straighten his ass up.

Mr. Krab
03-17-2009, 09:39 AM
I wonder how long until she burns down his house?
Lisa does not approve this message

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boogblaster
03-17-2009, 09:44 AM
LJ knows Moldy-Irrate-Lesbin-Females ...

RINGLEADER
03-17-2009, 09:45 AM
I wonder how long until T-Boz breaks up Tony's marriage and then all 3 members of TLC will have dated Chiefs.

You mean breaks up his commitment arrangement? He's not married...and don't you forget it...

StcChief
03-17-2009, 09:57 AM
She looks like Rudy Huxtable.I was thinkin' that too.... LMAO

maybe she'll fix his attitude..... older woman can have that effect.

buddha
03-17-2009, 11:53 AM
Anything that improves LJ's attitude is a plus, whether we keep him or trade him. Nobody wants a sour attitude guy, which is what LJ has been for some time.

StcChief
03-17-2009, 11:56 AM
Anything that improves LJ's attitude is a plus, whether we keep him or trade him. Nobody wants a sour attitude guy, which is what LJ has been for some time.maybe he needs a woman not a girl.....

rolstrol
03-17-2009, 12:12 PM
Major upgrade from kissing Fantasia.

DeezNutz
03-17-2009, 12:18 PM
http://www.chilli-online.net/photos/rozonda_chilli_thomas_maxim3.jpg

Goapics1
03-17-2009, 12:21 PM
http://www.chilli-online.net/photos/rozonda_chilli_thomas_maxim3.jpg

This!

alpha_omega
03-17-2009, 12:46 PM
Too bad for Larry it isn't...say....1994.

HemiEd
03-17-2009, 01:08 PM
$400 bottles? He should be just another broke, broken down ex athlete soon.

Mr. Krab
03-17-2009, 01:12 PM
I don't want LJ laid and happy, i want him pissed off as hell and ready to take his diaper off.

KCCHIEFS27
03-17-2009, 02:29 PM
Is he carrying her purse..or is that a man purse?

Radar Chief
03-17-2009, 02:41 PM
I don't want LJ laid and happy, i want him pissed off as hell and ready to take his diaper off.

Oh, well they should get married then.
That’ll take care of that “getting laid and being happy” shit. ;)