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BryanBusby
03-19-2009, 03:13 PM
Chiefs Terminate LS Jean-Philippe Darche
Mar 19, 2009, 3:07:58 PM


The Kansas City Chiefs terminated the contract of LS Jean-Philippe Darche on Thursday. Darche played in 23 games with the Chiefs from 2007-08.

http://www.kcchiefs.com/news/2009/03/19/chiefs_terminate_ls_jeanphilippe_darche/

Scott is just cleaning out the french Canadians from this team

DeezNutz
03-19-2009, 03:14 PM
Time to bring back Gammon.

Demonpenz
03-19-2009, 03:14 PM
darche bag

Kyle DeLexus
03-19-2009, 03:15 PM
Welp, thats it for the great scott pioli with me. KC is determined to go 8-8 for the next 20 years. :)

unothadeal
03-19-2009, 03:15 PM
THEE JPD?

L.A. Chieffan
03-19-2009, 03:16 PM
i just ordered his authentic jersey too goddmamit

BryanBusby
03-19-2009, 03:16 PM
Pour a 40 on the curb for our terminated LS :(

rad
03-19-2009, 03:18 PM
That's strike #5...
/hamas

Short Leash Hootie
03-19-2009, 03:19 PM
That's strike #5...
/hamas

ROFL

Dicky McElephant
03-19-2009, 03:20 PM
.

talastan
03-19-2009, 03:20 PM
Wonder who will be our LS....:hmmm:....Wait I know, Jason Campbell FTW!! ROFL

Kyle DeLexus
03-19-2009, 03:21 PM
That's strike #5...
/hamas

Thats pretty good

Mr. Krab
03-19-2009, 03:23 PM
Pour a 40 on the curb for our terminated LS :(
I don't why, but this is hilarious to me. ROFL

arrowheadnation
03-19-2009, 03:23 PM
Lol....his name always reminded me of the South Park episode Asspen.

Staaaan Darche Darchey Darche Darch. Hey Stan Darche, so you wanna race me down this mountain?

Frazod
03-19-2009, 03:24 PM
I don't recall any long snaps being fucked up last year. Of course, it's hard to remember every tiny little suck out of the massive epic suck that was our 2008 season.

L.A. Chieffan
03-19-2009, 03:25 PM
Lol....his name always reminded me of the South Park episode Asspen.

Staaaan Darche Darchey Darche Darch. Hey Stan Darche, so you wanna race me down this mountain?

if you pizza when youre supposed to french fry, youre gonna have a bad time

BryanBusby
03-19-2009, 03:26 PM
Poll:

Anyone like French Candians?

(Yes) (No) (Maybe)

DaneMcCloud
03-19-2009, 03:34 PM
Poll:

Anyone like French Candians?

(Yes) (No) (Maybe)

Have you ever been to a strip club in Montreal or Quebec City?

If not, go. Then report.

BryanBusby
03-19-2009, 03:36 PM
Have you ever been to a strip club in Montreal or Quebec City?

If not, go. Then report.

I'm not sure if I'd want to go now. Are the women hairy there?

MVChiefFan
03-19-2009, 03:38 PM
On a serious note, for which I apologize, why would we do this? He did great until he got hurt. Maybe his injury history? I don't know.

keg in kc
03-19-2009, 03:40 PM
I don't recall any long snaps being ****ed up last year. Of course, it's hard to remember every tiny little suck out of the massive epic suck that was our 2008 season.Come on man, you got to start finding the good in things. Don't let the darkness eat you up. Remember the positive moments, like....

fuck, I got nothing.

Frazod
03-19-2009, 03:40 PM
I'm not sure if I'd want to go now. Are the women hairy there?

That was my first thought. I've seen some seriously hairy pits on French women.

*shudder*

Frazod
03-19-2009, 03:42 PM
Come on man, you got to start finding the good in things. Don't let the darkness eat you up. Remember the positive moments, like....

fuck, I got nothing.

LMAO

It still amazes me that a long snapper who didn't mess up long snaps gets canned, yet Tim fucking Krumrie still has a job.

:spock:

DaneMcCloud
03-19-2009, 03:42 PM
I'm not sure if I'd want to go now. Are the women hairy there?

Uh, no.

Have you ever been to any strip clubs in Canada?

They make the clubs in America look like dog kennels in comparison.

raybec 4
03-19-2009, 03:47 PM
Uh, no.

Have you ever been to any strip clubs in Canada?

They make the clubs in America look like dog kennels in comparison.

I had to spend some time in Montreal for work, best titty bars in North America. By far!!

raybec 4
03-19-2009, 03:48 PM
LMAO

It still amazes me that a long snapper who didn't mess up long snaps gets canned, yet Tim fucking Krumrie still has a job.

:spock:

Yep, he had a shit heap of opportunities to fuck up too, what with all the punting we've done over the last couple years.

Mr. Arrowhead
03-19-2009, 03:50 PM
I have had it, im not renewing my dam season tickets lmao

TrebMaxx
03-19-2009, 03:57 PM
Its obvious to me now that the plan is to never punt and always go for 2.

Kyle DeLexus
03-19-2009, 03:58 PM
Its obvious to me now that the plan is to never punt and always go for 2.

I like it...it's genius!

ChiefaRoo
03-19-2009, 03:59 PM
Have you ever been to a strip club in Montreal or Quebec City?

If not, go. Then report.

I have. in-fookin-credible!

talastan
03-19-2009, 03:59 PM
Yep, he had a shit heap of opportunities to **** up too, what with all the punting we've done over the last couple years.

That explains it, released due to Herm's overuse!! ;)

talastan
03-19-2009, 04:03 PM
Its obvious to me now that the plan is to never punt and always go for 2.

Colquitt: Hey Coach, couldn't help but notice that we're 4th and 15 to go. You're not sending the punting team out?

Haley: Sit down, (whispers to himself) damn kickers...

Colquitt: But coach...

Haley: (interrupts) I SAID SIT DOWN YOU P***Y A** punter. 22 PLAYERS!!!

Announcer: "Pass caught by D Bowe good for another Kansas City Chiefs..First Down!

Colquitt: :sulk:

rad
03-19-2009, 04:03 PM
"Come with me if you want to live."

DaneMcCloud
03-19-2009, 04:07 PM
I have. in-fookin-credible!

Sexiest women ever, right?

It's not like here where they take off their clothes to some stupid heavy metal song. Those chicks are sexy, sensual and just mesmerizing.

Darth CarlSatan
03-19-2009, 04:09 PM
Pour a 40 on the curb for our terminated LS :(

ROFL

Come on man, you got to start finding the good in things. Don't let the darkness eat you up. Remember the positive moments, like....

fuck, I got nothing.

LMAO Flowers Pick Six, and some quality shots landed on Oakland in Oakland; that's pretty much where it begins and ends for me.

LMAO

It still amazes me that a long snapper who didn't mess up long snaps gets canned, yet Tim fucking Krumrie still has a job.

:spock:

Damn you Frazod; the Tim Krumrie, "Patty-Cake Bitch Slap Drill" is the most important development in the ENTIRE FUCKING HISTORY OF NFL DEFENSE!
:doh!:

StcChief
03-19-2009, 04:13 PM
well I'm sure Pioli and Haley will come up with a solution for LS

keg in kc
03-19-2009, 04:14 PM
Sexiest women ever, right?

It's not like here where they take off their clothes to some stupid heavy metal song. Those chicks are sexy, sensual and just mesmerizing.And they don't shave their pits, euro-style.

Dane likes 'em hairy...

'Hamas' Jenkins
03-19-2009, 04:14 PM
Interesting move, given that all of our moves this year, save one, have been made to bolster the special teams.

talastan
03-19-2009, 04:18 PM
Interesting move, given that all of our moves this year, save one, have been made to bolster the special teams.

Any LS that have Special teams experience? :shrug:

Ultra Peanut
03-19-2009, 04:22 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

'Hamas' Jenkins
03-19-2009, 04:23 PM
Any LS that have Special teams experience? :shrug:

I have no fucking idea.

kcsam07
03-19-2009, 04:23 PM
i dont know why we cut this guy maybe hes got more on the injury front then we know about??anyways well find a good ls im sure

Dicky McElephant
03-19-2009, 04:27 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Repost.

Dicky McElephant
03-19-2009, 04:27 PM
Colquitt: Hey Coach, couldn't help but notice that we're 4th and 15 to go. You're not sending the punting team out?

Haley: Sit down, (whispers to himself) damn kickers...

Colquitt: But coach...

Haley: (interrupts) I SAID SIT DOWN YOU P***Y A** punter. 22 PLAYERS!!!

Announcer: "Pass caught by D Bowe good for another Kansas City Chiefs..First Down!

Colquitt: :sulk:

ROFL

keg in kc
03-19-2009, 04:28 PM
End of an era.

RustShack
03-19-2009, 04:31 PM
Too bad we didn't do this earlier so we could have signed the one for the Patriots who is now a Donkey :)

BryanBusby
03-19-2009, 05:04 PM
Uh, no.

Have you ever been to any strip clubs in Canada?

They make the clubs in America look like dog kennels in comparison.

I have not. I can say that I've gone to Mexico and got the clap from a 200 pesos hooker though!

Simply Red
03-19-2009, 05:20 PM
Dammit!!!
Don't print 'em!

DaneMcCloud
03-19-2009, 05:21 PM
I have not. I can say that I've gone to Mexico and got the clap from a 200 pesos hooker though!


Too.

Much.

Infor.

Mation.

John_Wayne
03-19-2009, 05:22 PM
Wonder who will be our LS....:hmmm:....Wait I know, Jason Campbell FTW!! ROFL Doesn't Monty Beisel long snap? Or, am I thinking of someone else?

Simply Red
03-19-2009, 05:24 PM
Pour a 40 on the curb for our terminated LS :(

Rhyme-biter

Blick
03-19-2009, 05:25 PM
We're going to take a DE who also happens to long snap and he's going to turn into the next Jared Allen.

ChiefaRoo
03-19-2009, 05:31 PM
Sexiest women ever, right?

It's not like here where they take off their clothes to some stupid heavy metal song. Those chicks are sexy, sensual and just mesmerizing.

Yep!

Simply Red
03-19-2009, 05:35 PM
http://tinyurl.com/cnrchv

CaliforniaChief
03-19-2009, 05:42 PM
We're going to take a DE who also happens to long snap and he's going to turn into the next Jared Allen.

Why go after the next one? Just send that #3 back to Minny so we can ensure our long-term LS situation for the next 10 years. Then let him possibly compete against studs like Turk McBride and Tamba Hali for the DE position.

Rain Man
03-19-2009, 06:14 PM
This is a good sign. Pioli doesn't think we'll need a long snapper. 8 points on every possession, baby!

tboss27
03-19-2009, 06:27 PM
Wonder who will be our LS....:hmmm:....Wait I know, Jason Campbell FTW!! ROFL

Mark Sanchez. Bank on it.

Noss
03-19-2009, 06:37 PM
This is a good sign. Pioli doesn't think we'll need a long snapper. 8 points on every possession, baby!

The Chiefs roster shows the LS Thomas Gafford. Remember he made the bad snap on the extra point in the game at San Diego.

Rain Man
03-19-2009, 07:11 PM
The Chiefs roster shows the LS Thomas Gafford. Remember he made the bad snap on the extra point in the game at San Diego.


Wow. That really signals confidence. Pioli is telling the world that he can win even with a bad long snapper, and he's proving it by releasing the good one. Way to make a statement, Pioli!

El Jefe
03-19-2009, 07:53 PM
That's strike #5...
/hamas

ROFL LMAO

FAX
03-19-2009, 08:44 PM
Canadian women seem to come in two varieties.

Variety 1: The urbane, sophisticated, glamor girl who smells great and has a perfect smile and really nice ass.

Variety 2: The cabin dweller who knits sweaters and mukluks out of her own hair and, during the winter, bobs for fish in a hole cut in the lake ice.

Avoid Variety 2.

FAX

Darth CarlSatan
03-19-2009, 09:30 PM
Wow. That really signals confidence. Pioli is telling the world that he can win even with a bad long snapper, and he's proving it by releasing the good one. Way to make a statement, Pioli!

ROFL To the ship!

Canadian women seem to come in two varieties.

Variety 1: The urbane, sophisticated, glamor girl who smells great and has a perfect smile and really nice ass.

Variety 2: The cabin dweller who knits sweaters and mukluks out of her own hair and, during the winter, bobs for fish in a hole cut in the lake ice.

Avoid Variety 2.

FAX

So basically, avoid Annie Wilkes?

Tylerthigpen!1!
03-19-2009, 09:45 PM
He was let go by Seattle too. Maybe he couldnt break down and make tackles on the returner

FAX
03-19-2009, 10:20 PM
He was let go by Seattle too. Maybe he couldnt break done and make tackles on the returner

Yeah. Or maybe he just couldn't bring himself to engage in contact with a belly full of hollandaise and mushroom, spinach quiche.

Friggin' French long snappers.

FAX

SenselessChiefsFan
03-20-2009, 07:34 AM
Well, there goes the gem of free agency under Herm Edwards.