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MIAdragon
03-20-2009, 12:46 PM
meet Michelle Owen

http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0318091dog1.jpg


Porn Sting Goes To The Dogs

Attempt to ensnare boyfriend comes back to bite Indiana woman
MARCH 18--Meet Michelle Owen. Concerned that an ex-boyfriend had used her laptop to search for child pornography, the Indiana woman asked police to search the computer for illegal images, but had her plan backfire when cops discovered two videos of her engaged in illicit acts with a dog. Owen, 24, was charged last week with two felony bestiality counts in connection with the video files, which a detective found in the laptop's "recycle bin." At the time Owen asked cops to search the computer, she was locked up in the Johnson County Jail on a public intoxication charge (which violated the terms of her release in a prior drunk driving case). According to a police affidavit, a copy of which you'll find here, a cop told Owen that he had found videos of her on the laptop and asked if she "knew what those files might be." Owen, pictured in the below mug shot, replied, "The one with the dog." Cops believe that the dog in question, Toby, is a beagle. After asking if she was "going to be charged with this," Owen said that the videos "were just something she did when she was drunk and barely remembers it," adding that she tried to "delete them the next day when she was sober."


LMAO.

Katipan
03-20-2009, 12:54 PM
...

aren't beagles little?

ChiefaRoo
03-20-2009, 12:56 PM
Well I'll be doggoned.

Rooster
03-20-2009, 12:56 PM
ROFL Wow.... just wow....

seclark
03-20-2009, 12:57 PM
...

aren't beagles little?

yes, but they get pissed when you tell them that.
sec

Rooster
03-20-2009, 12:58 PM
...

aren't beagles little?

I am guessing it was peanut butter placed on her happy place. :D

cabletech94
03-20-2009, 12:58 PM
That bitch is dog gone silly in the head.

They say she screwed the pooch!

Detoxing
03-20-2009, 12:59 PM
Damn. They seem kinda small to mount her. Hrmmm.....puppy filatio maybe?

Iowanian
03-20-2009, 12:59 PM
I guess this is why dogs are MAN's best friend instead of woman's.

alpha_omega
03-20-2009, 12:59 PM
Wow...and i thought i had heard it all...ROFL.

Detoxing
03-20-2009, 01:00 PM
I am guessing it was peanut butter placed on her happy place. :D

That's probably what it was....hope she licked, errr liked it.

keg in kc
03-20-2009, 01:02 PM
She was trying to produce a celebrity porn video, but had some trouble casting the part of lil' bow wow.

keg in kc
03-20-2009, 01:03 PM
I guess this is why dogs are MAN's best friend instead of woman's.Prolly didn't think that comment through before hitting 'enter'.

seclark
03-20-2009, 01:05 PM
.

Iowanian
03-20-2009, 01:05 PM
I guess if you're the kind of guy that might be strange enough to bufu a poodle, it might read that way....eh Keg?

doomy3
03-20-2009, 01:06 PM
Is this Johnson County, KS?

keg in kc
03-20-2009, 01:06 PM
I've never been to Iowa, but I figure there isn't much else to do in the land of the endless cornfields. NTTAWWT

Dicky McElephant
03-20-2009, 01:07 PM
.

You should've added a "I'd hit that" to the picture. :D

Katipan
03-20-2009, 01:10 PM
What if she just fell asleep with peanut butter on her box?

It happens.

Iowanian
03-20-2009, 01:11 PM
I know an appalachian product isn't busting Iowa jokes.



You might have a shot with this chic Keg...She's already admitted she's into Furries when she drinks.

keg in kc
03-20-2009, 01:11 PM
What if she just fell asleep with peanut butter on her box?

It happens.What'd you do, clamp down and break the jar?

keg in kc
03-20-2009, 01:13 PM
Arkansas is West Virginia west. Iowa is Arkansas west. It's like making fun of my brother. But don't worry about me calling you my brother. You're safe. I'm not gay.

soundmind
03-20-2009, 01:13 PM
So the boyfriend is looking at kiddie-porn, and she's getting intimate with the dog....I'm gonna venture out a bit and guess their respective childhoods were a little sketchy.

Katipan
03-20-2009, 01:13 PM
What'd you do, clamp down and break the jar?

There's never a man around when you need one.

Katipan
03-20-2009, 01:14 PM
Arkansas is West Virginia west. Iowa is Arkansas west. It's like making fun of my brother. But don't worry about me calling you my brother. You're safe. I'm not gay.

But we're still better than you, right?

keg in kc
03-20-2009, 01:14 PM
There's never a man around when you need one.Don't I know it.

Wait, that came out wrong.

keg in kc
03-20-2009, 01:14 PM
But we're still better than you, right?Everybody's better than me.

Iowanian
03-20-2009, 01:16 PM
There's never a man around when you need one.


This reminds me of the breakdotcom video I saw last night where a girl with maybe a B cup opened a twist off beer cap with her hooter.

keg in kc
03-20-2009, 01:16 PM
This reminds me of the breakdotcom video I saw last night where a girl with maybe a B cup opened a twist off beer cap with her hooter.That can't have felt good.

kstater
03-20-2009, 01:18 PM
Arkansas is West Virginia west. Iowa is Arkansas west. It's like making fun of my brother. But don't worry about me calling you my brother. You're safe. I'm not gay.

Geography isn't your strong suit is it?

Katipan
03-20-2009, 01:18 PM
This reminds me of the breakdotcom video I saw last night where a girl with maybe a B cup opened a twist off beer cap with her hooter.

Trying to spark my competitive side?

I need a fucking beer.

keg in kc
03-20-2009, 01:21 PM
Geography isn't your strong suit is it?It was easier than typing "Arkansas north northwest." Sue me. I'm lazy.

keg in kc
03-20-2009, 01:22 PM
Trying to spark my competitive side?

I need a ****ing beer.He said "hooter" not "cooter".

He also said b cup. So you're out unless there's some miracle grow laying around.

Oh shit, out loud.

Katipan
03-20-2009, 01:27 PM
He said "hooter" not "cooter".

He also said b cup. So you're out unless there's some miracle grow laying around.

Oh shit, out loud.

I'm not even going to feel bad when I kill you.

Bowser
03-20-2009, 01:29 PM
LMAO

keg in kc
03-20-2009, 01:30 PM
:fire:

kysirsoze
03-20-2009, 01:44 PM
I'm not even going to feel bad when I kill you.

ROFL

RJ
03-20-2009, 02:04 PM
Another victimless crime.




There are three dogs waiting to see the vet a terrier a toy poddle and a great dane. The poddle asks the terrier what hes in for and the terrier says "I was doing fine with my owners until the baby came and they stoped even looking at me. I got mad and bit the baby. So there puting me down.
The terrier then asks the poddle what shes in for and the puddle says "Im just getting old and mean. I bite when ever i can so there puting me down. The terrier and the poddle then ask the great dane why hes here and he says "I live with a beautiful super model who walk around the house naked alot. One day she dropped something and bent down to get it. I was right behind her and I could not stop myself. I jumped up on her and humped her like there was no tomorrow.
The terrier then says "so shes puting you down" and hangs his head in sadness. The great dane replys "No Im just here to have my nails clipped!"

http://www.dirtyjokesinc.com/joke-dog_jokes-15814.htm

Skip Towne
03-20-2009, 02:06 PM
I am guessing it was peanut butter placed on her happy place. :D

You seem to know a lot about this.

keg in kc
03-20-2009, 02:06 PM
You seem to know a lot about this.He's a fan of the poodle enema.

raybec 4
03-20-2009, 02:32 PM
Well, this thread has really gone to the dogs.

Delano
03-20-2009, 02:33 PM
Michelle Owen is in the doghouse now.

MIAdragon
03-20-2009, 02:37 PM
Michelle Owen is in the doghouse now.

and she likes it!

BigRock
03-20-2009, 02:39 PM
Cops believe that the dog in question, Toby, is a beagle.

Where's the privacy? Doesn't the victim have rights here?

Iowanian
03-20-2009, 02:52 PM
When asked about her favorite sexual position, no one was surprised when her boyfriend, without hesitation said "doggy style".

Delano
03-20-2009, 02:52 PM
Arkansas man charged with bestiality after young neighbor allegedly catches him with her pets (http://www.kfsm.com/news/sns-ap-ar--petabuse,0,212504.story)

By Associated Press
9:14 AM CDT, March 20, 2009

MENA, Ark. (AP) A man faces a trial next week on charges that he had sex with a young neighbor's dog and horse.

John Coppes was arrested Dec. 13 in his neighbor's horse pen. A 13-year-old girl said she saw Coppes with her Anatolian shepherd. Coppes is also charged with abusing the girl's small Palomino horse.

The bestiality charges each carry up to a year in jail and a $1,000 fine. If convicted, Coppes would not have to register as a sex offender.

The 25-year-old from Polk County is free on bond but has been ordered to stay away from his neighbor and her animals. He also faces a criminal trespass charge. He had faced a public sexual indecency charge but Arkansas law requires the participation of two humans for a conviction.

keg in kc
03-20-2009, 02:53 PM
She heard somebody talk about kennelingus once, and thought she'd try it out.

raybec 4
03-20-2009, 02:54 PM
Arkansas man charged with bestiality after young neighbor allegedly catches him with her pets (http://www.kfsm.com/news/sns-ap-ar--petabuse,0,212504.story)

By Associated Press
9:14 AM CDT, March 20, 2009

MENA, Ark. (AP) A man faces a trial next week on charges that he had sex with a young neighbor's dog and horse.

John Coppes was arrested Dec. 13 in his neighbor's horse pen. A 13-year-old girl said she saw Coppes with her Anatolian shepherd. Coppes is also charged with abusing the girl's small Palomino horse.

The bestiality charges each carry up to a year in jail and a $1,000 fine. If convicted, Coppes would not have to register as a sex offender.

The 25-year-old from Polk County is free on bond but has been ordered to stay away from his neighbor and her animals. He also faces a criminal trespass charge. He had faced a public sexual indecency charge but Arkansas law requires the participation of two humans for a conviction.

I love that they couldn't charge him with public sexual indecency cause he was only fucking a horse, not another person.

Katipan
03-20-2009, 03:00 PM
Where's the privacy? Doesn't the victim have rights here?

How old is the beagle?

raybec 4
03-20-2009, 03:02 PM
How old is the beagle?

Why, does Indiana have a puppy molestation statute?

MIAdragon
03-20-2009, 03:07 PM
How old is the beagle?

In dog years or.....

Delano
03-20-2009, 03:12 PM
Owen developed the odd fetish after local detectives asked her if her vagina could be used as a scent marker for some bloodhounds tracking down a large stolen tuna shipment.

FLACHIEF58HOF
03-20-2009, 03:13 PM
I did'nt know dogs liked fish. You learn something new every day.

Mr. Flopnuts
03-20-2009, 03:22 PM
I did'nt know dogs liked fish. You learn something new every day.

Do you like Absinthe?

Delano
03-20-2009, 03:25 PM
Do you like Absinthe?

ROFL

Dave Lane
03-20-2009, 03:28 PM
...

aren't beagles little?

tongues are real long...

Crush
03-20-2009, 03:29 PM
She should have emptied her damn Recycle Bin.

Halfcan
03-20-2009, 03:29 PM
wow that is sad

Delano
03-20-2009, 03:30 PM
She should have emptied her damn Recycle Bin.

Ehh... I think fucking a dog is her main problem

Mecca
03-20-2009, 03:30 PM
That's a little bizarre but I bet the dog was more happy than he was abused.

Katipan
03-20-2009, 03:32 PM
tongues are real long...

I thought I was worldly and sexually sophisticated.

I didn't even think of oral via canine.

I am vanilla.

Delano
03-20-2009, 03:32 PM
That's a little bizarre but I bet the dog was more happy than he was abused.

I don't think so. Poor guy.

http://mangodogpark.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/sad-little-beagle.jpg

raybec 4
03-20-2009, 03:35 PM
Ehh... I think fucking a dog is her main problem

That's very narrow minded of you.

FAX
03-20-2009, 03:36 PM
What a strange girl. Hopefully, this arrest will teach her a lesson and give her a new leash on life.

But, it does explain why the neighborhood boys kept hanging around her house barking and scratching their ears with their feet.

FAX

Mecca
03-20-2009, 03:37 PM
I don't think so. Poor guy.

http://mangodogpark.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/sad-little-beagle.jpg

As you posted a dog with an erection....he's just being sly.

StcChief
03-20-2009, 03:42 PM
in my best 'hood impression. "D1ck been dare"........ "Dog d1ck been dare"

FAX
03-20-2009, 03:45 PM
There once was a girl named Michelle
Who loved dogs a little too well
Upon her arrest
She made a request,
"Can flea soap be brought to my cell?"

FAX

Count Alex's Losses
03-20-2009, 03:45 PM
Girls are dumb...I've found self-pr0n in a female's recycle bin before.

RJ
03-20-2009, 03:46 PM
I wonder what she'd do for a Milk Bone and a belly rub?

kysirsoze
03-20-2009, 03:55 PM
Arkansas man charged with bestiality after young neighbor allegedly catches him with her pets (http://www.kfsm.com/news/sns-ap-ar--petabuse,0,212504.story)

By Associated Press
9:14 AM CDT, March 20, 2009

MENA, Ark. (AP) A man faces a trial next week on charges that he had sex with a young neighbor's dog and horse.

John Coppes was arrested Dec. 13 in his neighbor's horse pen. A 13-year-old girl said she saw Coppes with her Anatolian shepherd. Coppes is also charged with abusing the girl's small Palomino horse.

The bestiality charges each carry up to a year in jail and a $1,000 fine. If convicted, Coppes would not have to register as a sex offender.

The 25-year-old from Polk County is free on bond but has been ordered to stay away from his neighbor and her animals. He also faces a criminal trespass charge. He had faced a public sexual indecency charge but Arkansas law requires the participation of two humans for a conviction.

LMAO Register as a sex offender?? I would love to hear that conversation with your new neighbors.

"Hi, I'm John. I just moved in next door. I am court ordered to inform you that I am a registered sex offender."

"You sick bastard!!"

"NO! It wasn't a kid! I just fucked a horse!!"

kysirsoze
03-20-2009, 03:56 PM
There once was a girl named Michelle
Who loved dogs a little too well
Upon her arrest
She made a request,
"Can flea soap be brought to my cell?"

FAX

ROFL

keg in kc
03-20-2009, 03:56 PM
When I was in college, a guy got busted for fucking cattle at the local stockyards.

I heard he had some serious mooooves.

raybec 4
03-20-2009, 03:57 PM
LMAO Register as a sex offender?? I would love to hear that conversation with your new neighbors.

"Hi, I'm John. I just moved in next door. I am court ordered to inform you that I am a registered sex offender."

"You sick bastard!!"

"NO! It wasn't a kid! I just fucked a horse!!"

"Oh, well in that case just stay out of our pasture and we won't have any problems."

Delano
03-20-2009, 04:00 PM
LMAO Register as a sex offender?? I would love to hear that conversation with your new neighbors.

"Hi, I'm John. I just moved in next door. I am court ordered to inform you that I am a registered sex offender."

"You sick bastard!!"

"NO! It wasn't a kid! I just fucked a horse!!"

There was a dog involved too!

A BIG dog.

http://www.puppiesanddogsforsale.com/images/Breed_Examples/AnatolianShepherd.jpg

kysirsoze
03-20-2009, 04:10 PM
There was a dog involved too!

A BIG dog.

http://www.puppiesanddogsforsale.com/images/Breed_Examples/AnatolianShepherd.jpg

Yeah, but thanks to the Tijuana nightlife, I think America's just closer to accepting a man fucking a horse. The conversation would probably end with:

"Well I guess we've all thought about it... welcome to the neighborhood!"

"Thanks."

"I'm having a BBQ on Sunday, you should stop by."

"Cool, thanks! Oh, By the way.....

I fucked a dog, too." (Runs back to his house and locks the door.)

raybec 4
03-20-2009, 04:13 PM
Yeah, he could tell people about the horse, but the dog would be over the top.

MOhillbilly
03-20-2009, 04:22 PM
Yeah, he could tell people about the horse, but the dog would be over the top.

even a dog would turn his nose up at that hambone.

Iowanian
03-20-2009, 04:25 PM
Girls are dumb...I've found self-pr0n in a female's recycle bin before.

...and immediately emailed it to yourself.

keg in kc
03-20-2009, 04:27 PM
...and immediately emailed it to yourself.There wasn't enough penis to pique his interest.

Count Alex's Losses
03-20-2009, 04:46 PM
...and immediately emailed it to yourself.

Please. I just slung it across my home network. Like a true playa.

Iowanian
03-20-2009, 05:03 PM
So it was your sisters or some other family member that lived in your home? eeew?

EyePod
03-20-2009, 05:06 PM
OK, I'm all for sexual expression and creativity, but having a dog dick around with your cooter is weird. Also, if you're going to do this kind of shit, WHY THE FUCK DO YOU VIDEO TAPE IT???? Just fucking close the blinds and fuck all of the dogs you want. What a retard.

stevieray
03-20-2009, 05:06 PM
choosy dogs choose JIF

EyePod
03-20-2009, 05:08 PM
There once was a girl named Michelle
Who loved dogs a little too well
Upon her arrest
She made a request,
"Can flea soap be brought to my cell?"

FAX

You make me feel like there are tons of people on this earth who should be worshiping you instead of those losers Buddha, Jesus, Mohammad, and all of those crazy Indian gods with about 8 limbs....

Mr. Fax, do you have more than 2 arms? This would explain a lot.

keg in kc
03-20-2009, 05:10 PM
Mr. Fax, do you have more than 2 arms? This would explain a lot.It just occured to me that if you had 3 arms you could masturbate all the time and nobody would ever know.

Awesome.

Chief Henry
03-20-2009, 05:27 PM
DO you think she swallowed ?

keg in kc
03-20-2009, 05:33 PM
DO you think she swallowed ?If she said she had a frog in her throat, who knows what that could mean.

Katipan
03-20-2009, 05:39 PM
choosy dogs choose JIF

hahahahahaahah

Halfcan
03-20-2009, 05:51 PM
ROFLchoosy dogs choose JIF

ROFL

whoman69
03-20-2009, 09:50 PM
Toby the beagle has a better shot of hitting it with a woman again then Claythan ever will.

whoman69
03-20-2009, 09:57 PM
Also, straight from the mind of Bobcat Goldthwait.

http://www.sleepingdogsliethemovie.com/

KcFanInGA
03-20-2009, 10:19 PM
sounds like my brother in law...the whole peanut butter on the crotch thing anyway. i wish i was kidding.

gblowfish
03-20-2009, 10:24 PM
oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy
IT"S BACON!!!!!

DeezNutz
03-20-2009, 10:53 PM
Toby the beagle has a better shot of hitting it with a woman again then Claythan ever will.

LMAO

Pioli Zombie
03-20-2009, 11:20 PM
She likes it ruff.
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Smed1065
03-20-2009, 11:24 PM
What makes you think she wants a guy with a peanut butter fix?

LOL

alanm
03-21-2009, 12:16 AM
choosy dogs choose JIFROFLROFL

milkman
03-21-2009, 05:28 AM
choosy dogs choose JIF

It was a Jiffy Lube?

MIAdragon
03-21-2009, 06:45 AM
She likes it ruff.
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LMAO

Sully
03-21-2009, 07:43 AM
I wonder if he gave her the' "Dirty Fido?"

greg63
03-21-2009, 10:03 AM
LMAO

Didn't anyone tell the girl in your avatar that it's not nice to point? :D

ChiefaRoo
03-21-2009, 10:49 AM
meet Michelle Owen

http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0318091dog1.jpg


Porn Sting Goes To The Dogs

Attempt to ensnare boyfriend comes back to bite Indiana woman
MARCH 18--Meet Michelle Owen. Concerned that an ex-boyfriend had used her laptop to search for child pornography, the Indiana woman asked police to search the computer for illegal images, but had her plan backfire when cops discovered two videos of her engaged in illicit acts with a dog. Owen, 24, was charged last week with two felony bestiality counts in connection with the video files, which a detective found in the laptop's "recycle bin." At the time Owen asked cops to search the computer, she was locked up in the Johnson County Jail on a public intoxication charge (which violated the terms of her release in a prior drunk driving case). According to a police affidavit, a copy of which you'll find here, a cop told Owen that he had found videos of her on the laptop and asked if she "knew what those files might be." Owen, pictured in the below mug shot, replied, "The one with the dog." Cops believe that the dog in question, Toby, is a beagle. After asking if she was "going to be charged with this," Owen said that the videos "were just something she did when she was drunk and barely remembers it," adding that she tried to "delete them the next day when she was sober."


LMAO.

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/EQ3swBEBqBc&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/EQ3swBEBqBc&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

Pioli Zombie
03-21-2009, 12:32 PM
She should marry to KU student who was fucking dogs.

Is this the new american phenomenom that is sweeping the nation during these hard economic times? Will this decade be remembred as the age of dogfucking? Jesus please come back now.
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Sully
03-21-2009, 12:32 PM
She likes the "Rusty Milkbone."