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Deberg_1990
03-21-2009, 07:58 PM
What kind of threads, posts and player disagreements would we have had back then??



Ill start: " I hope the Chiefs snag Broderick Thomas over Derrick Thomas. Derrick Thomas is too one dimensional"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1989_NFL_Draft

big nasty kcnut
03-21-2009, 08:01 PM
Man i hope kenny get it together soon.
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keg in kc
03-21-2009, 08:03 PM
We'd have movie threads full of shit about Batman and Last Crusade and Driving Miss Daisy and Lethal Weapon 2 and Dead Poet's Society and Glory and My Left Foot and Born of the 4th of July and Honey I Shrunk the Kids and Back to the Future 2. And some of you fruits would be talking about the greatness of The Little Mermaid.

We'd be talking about the first eps of the Simpsons and Cops and Tales from the Crypt and Quantum Leap and American Gladiators

I have no idea what video games were out.

DeezNutz
03-21-2009, 08:04 PM
And some of you fruits would be talking about the greatness of The Little Mermaid.

That mermaid was of age.

I'd hit it.

Deberg_1990
03-21-2009, 08:04 PM
We'd have movie threads full of shit about Batman and Last Crusade and Driving Miss Daisy and Lethal Weapon 2 and Dead Poet's Society and Glory and My Left Foot and Born of the 4th of July and Honey I Shrunk the Kids and Back to the Future 2. And some of you fruits would be talking about the greatness of The Little Mermaid.

"Full Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade trailer" Looks decent, but not quite as good as the first two. :)

keg in kc
03-21-2009, 08:06 PM
That mermaid was of age.

I'd hit it.There was seagrass on that playing field.

DeezNutz
03-21-2009, 08:07 PM
There was seagrass on that playing field.

That's right. Twas the style back in the day.

keg in kc
03-21-2009, 08:07 PM
That's right. Twas the style back in the day.Thank god those days are over.

keg in kc
03-21-2009, 08:08 PM
We wouldn't be jaded by years of playoff martyocrity, and carl wouldn't seem like a total boobsnob

Deberg_1990
03-21-2009, 08:09 PM
"Full Star Trek 5 trailer!" This is gonna kick a$$!!!!

keg in kc
03-21-2009, 08:12 PM
We'd be talking about Ronald Reagan's UN speech about aliens.

milkman
03-21-2009, 08:13 PM
I'd be pissed that Carl hired Marty rather than going after San Francisco DC George Siefert or Giants DC Bill Belichick.

SnakeXJones
03-21-2009, 08:15 PM
Man! I hope Castlevania III don't suck ass like 2 did

Reerun_KC
03-21-2009, 08:16 PM
People on here would have Carl and Marty so balls deep they would make Bob Gretz look like a choir girl...

Count Alex's Losses
03-21-2009, 08:17 PM
Man just think what an 8-year old GoChiefs would have been like.

You could have banned that kid, no problem. He wasn't smart enough to get around it.

Deberg_1990
03-21-2009, 08:19 PM
Mayocks latest mock! Mandarich is ours!!!

1: Dallas: Barry Sanders
2: Packers: Derrick Thomas
3: Lions : Troy Aikman
4: Chiefs: Tony Mandarich
5: Falcons: Broderick Thomas

DeezNutz
03-21-2009, 08:20 PM
"I don't like Aikman. Too risky. Let's take the lineman."

Count Alex's Losses
03-21-2009, 08:20 PM
Kyle this server is sooooo slow can we move to 2400 baud?

Actually I'm not even sure what the internet was back then.

keg in kc
03-21-2009, 08:20 PM
Man just think what an 8-year old GoChiefs would have been like.Eerily similar to a 28-year old GoChiefs.

Reerun_KC
03-21-2009, 08:20 PM
"I don't like Aikman. Too risky. Let's take the lineman."

Yeah typical CP...

keg in kc
03-21-2009, 08:22 PM
I'd have been about to enjoy another great season as a fan of the Cowboys. The late 80s were not kind.

DeezNutz
03-21-2009, 08:22 PM
Eerily similar to a 28-year old GoChiefs.

The 8-year-old version would have more recent experience with tits.

88TG88
03-21-2009, 08:22 PM
I'd be talking about how great Alf is.

Reerun_KC
03-21-2009, 08:23 PM
There would probably be a thread on who has the sweetest Mullet...

Count Alex's Losses
03-21-2009, 08:23 PM
The 8-year-old version would have more recent experience with tits.

No, not true. Not now anyway.

keg in kc
03-21-2009, 08:23 PM
The 8-year-old version would have more recent experience with tits.other than his own.

Deberg_1990
03-21-2009, 08:23 PM
Whos the better Captain: Kirk or Picard?

Reerun_KC
03-21-2009, 08:24 PM
The 8-year-old version would have more recent experience with tits.

ROFL Claythan likes Moobs!

milkman
03-21-2009, 08:24 PM
Mayocks latest mock! Mandarich is ours!!!

1: Dallas: Barry Sanders
2: Packers: Derrick Thomas
3: Lions : Troy Aikman
4: Chiefs: Tony Mandarich
5: Falcons: Broderick Thomas

That would have been a true fan wet dream.

DeezNutz
03-21-2009, 08:24 PM
No, not true. Not now anyway.

That's right. Forgot about your nipple tweaking from a bit ago.

Rain Man
03-21-2009, 08:31 PM
Okoye looks good, but he doesn't have a lot of top-end speed. We're giving up on Paul Palmer too soon.

RJ
03-21-2009, 08:31 PM
I'd be out doing something on a Saturday night instead of being home posting on Chiefs Planet.

Rain Man
03-21-2009, 08:32 PM
I wonder if Carl will bring Chuck Fusina with him. It's about time that we brought in a strong young successful quarterback, and I think Carl recognizes that.

Deberg_1990
03-21-2009, 08:33 PM
I wonder if Carl will bring Chuck Fusina with him. It's about time that we brought in a strong young successful quarterback, and I think Carl recognizes that.

No need. We can grab Aikman in the 2nd. He will still be there. Too many question marks.

keg in kc
03-21-2009, 08:34 PM
I'd be out doing something on a Saturday night instead of being home posting on Chiefs Planet.I'd be at home watching Star Trek, rather than at work.

Skip Towne
03-21-2009, 08:42 PM
There would be threads about the reigning National Champion Kansas Jayhawks. "Danny and the Miracles".

Count Alex's Losses
03-21-2009, 08:42 PM
I used to record TNG during our bible studies Tuesday nights.

When it was finished I would run to the VCR during the middle of the meeting and turn it off. In front of about 20 Jehovah's Witnesses. I felt so brazen.

Rain Man
03-21-2009, 08:43 PM
No need. We can grab Aikman in the 2nd. He will still be there. Too many question marks.

Aikman will be gone by then, but only because he went to a bigger school. I think that kid Mike Elkins from Wake Forest will be just as good.

RJ
03-21-2009, 08:54 PM
Hey donko, go back tour own board. At least we've won a Super Bowl, and I guarantee we'll win another before you ever do.

AustinChief
03-21-2009, 09:04 PM
Kyle this server is sooooo slow can we move to 2400 baud?

Actually I'm not even sure what the internet was back then.

NOOB, I am running a USR HST modem on my 386 (33Mhz baby.. I got the FAST one)... revel at the size of my 10MB Hard drive.. bet you can't get 256 colors on your crappy CGA monitor!

Sadly, those figures are true of my system in 89. Still have that modem somewhere in my parents garage. Hell I think I still have that systems original M/B

Mile High Mania
03-21-2009, 09:07 PM
You guys would be yelling about only winning 4 games the year before and starting the 1989 season with a new Head Coach.

Damn, the more things change... the more they stay the same.


Sorry LMAO

Denver was coming off an 8-8 year then as well.

Count Alex's Losses
03-21-2009, 09:10 PM
We'd also be laughing at the Broncos for never having won a Super Bowl.

"1970 wasn't that long ago...Elway will never win the big one."

Taco John would start a thread. Elway > DeBerg

Sully
03-21-2009, 09:10 PM
I'd show pics of my sweet mullett (permed in back).

Deberg_1990
03-21-2009, 09:11 PM
Sega Genesis is coming out later this year and will OWN all you Nintendo fanboys!

SPATCH
03-21-2009, 09:12 PM
this thread is reeeeeeaaaallly nerdy lol

'Hamas' Jenkins
03-21-2009, 09:15 PM
People would be bending over backwards to bury Troy Aikman, and arguing that we should trade our high 2nd for the backup QB from Carl's old team, Matt Cavanaugh.

Rain Man
03-21-2009, 09:17 PM
I hope Brian Jozwiak can make it through the year without being injured.

Kyle DeLexus
03-21-2009, 09:18 PM
I would be getting ready for my first bday

Sully
03-21-2009, 09:19 PM
I'd be talking about my monster season playing South Suburban football on the Bandits.

Deberg_1990
03-21-2009, 09:20 PM
Poison > Metallica

Deberg_1990
03-21-2009, 09:22 PM
UH oh.....Bush really stepped in it this time.....

Otter
03-21-2009, 09:25 PM
I'd probably be arguing that 2nd round pick QB Mike Elkins is going to one day lead us to a Super Bowl.

Good God, is there a worse franchise for developing QBs?

Sully
03-21-2009, 09:28 PM
Anyone been listening to this guy, Beezer, on the radio?
He's the one guy who will play Metallica. Awesome!

Who cares if its am radio.

Crush
03-21-2009, 09:37 PM
Super Mario Bros. 3 FTW

Pioli Zombie
03-21-2009, 09:48 PM
Many would want the Chiefs to try to get Montana's backup, Steve Young, and they would be shot down by those who insist you have to draft a franchise QB like Steve Walsh.
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Count Alex's Losses
03-21-2009, 09:51 PM
I can only dream about Milkman's posts reviling Marty.

Reerun_KC
03-21-2009, 09:55 PM
I'd probably be arguing that 2nd round pick QB Mike Elkins is going to one day lead us to a Super Bowl.

Good God, is there a worse franchise for developing QBs?

And on top of that Elkins would be worshipped like Thigpen is now....

And then you wonder why? ROFL

We get what we ask for... We beg for Fail in KC...

Fish
03-21-2009, 09:57 PM
"Full Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade trailer" Looks decent, but not quite as good as the first two. :)

What's a trailer?

I saw the rad preview for it though....

keg in kc
03-21-2009, 09:59 PM
What's a trailer? It's that place where we all go to bang Redrum's mom for a tab and a bologna sandwich.

Pioli Zombie
03-21-2009, 10:00 PM
Who thinks Full House is Gay?
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Smed1065
03-21-2009, 10:01 PM
What kind of threads, posts and player disagreements would we have had back then??



Ill start: " I hope the Chiefs snag Broderick Thomas over Derrick Thomas. Derrick Thomas is too one dimensional"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1989_NFL_Draft

It did????


I am great.

Lose

Reerun_KC
03-21-2009, 10:02 PM
It's that place where we all go to bang Redrum's mom for a tab and a bologna sandwich.

Along with a bag of gummie worms?

Gonzo
03-21-2009, 10:06 PM
Everybody wang chung tonight!
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Pitt Gorilla
03-21-2009, 10:07 PM
Who is your favorite Ice Hockey player? The fat guy owns 'cause he can run over the skinny guy, BUT that skinny guy is FAST!

Oh, and Blaster Master is full of win.

tk13
03-21-2009, 10:07 PM
Don't forget the "Jake and the Fatman" thread in the Media center.

Ultra Peanut
03-21-2009, 10:09 PM
Thank God for the Royals!

Pioli Zombie
03-21-2009, 10:09 PM
Paul McCartney, The Who,and the Rolling Stones need to stop touring. Its embarrassing to watch 50 year old rockers
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Mile High Mania
03-21-2009, 10:09 PM
You guys think Shanahan will last long in Oakland?

keg in kc
03-21-2009, 10:12 PM
Along with a bag of gummie worms?I told you not to look down.

Pitt Gorilla
03-21-2009, 10:14 PM
Milli Vanilli is incredible. Those guys are totally rad at dancing AND singing. Girl, you know it's true!!!one

Deberg_1990
03-21-2009, 10:15 PM
"Full Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade trailer" Looks decent, but not quite as good as the first two. :)

How can Connery be playing Indy's dad? Hes only like 12 years older than Ford!

Ill wait for HBO.

Pitt Gorilla
03-21-2009, 10:16 PM
I love the scene where Keaton is like, "I'm Batman...I'm Batman" under his breath in her apartment. AWESOME.

Rumor: Think Penguin!!1 (I wonder if they can get Robin Williams for the part?!?)

Count Alex's Losses
03-21-2009, 10:16 PM
Hell I waited for VHS

I was so deprived as a child. More than anything I want to see Indy classic on the big screen.

Pioli Zombie
03-21-2009, 10:18 PM
Robin Williams is doing dramas now? Yeah right, next you'll tell me Tom Hanks will win a couple of Oscars some day.
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Smed1065
03-21-2009, 10:19 PM
It's thatplace where we all go to bang Redrum's mom for a tab and a bologna sandwich.

zzzzzzzzOh I did cause it might mean I had a response............

Fuck no!

I almost had a correct nut..

Smed1065 can read

Hes nOT FROM HERE.,. lol BUT can Add 2 plus unlike me?

I am real I said so!

True fan?
LOL

DaFace
03-21-2009, 10:19 PM
In the year two thousand..........
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Smed1065
03-21-2009, 10:20 PM
Hell I waited for VHS

I was so deprived as a child. More than anything I want to see Indy classic on the big screen.

Weak? I am pissed

DV

Pioli Zombie
03-21-2009, 10:20 PM
I predict we haven't heard the last from Mike Dukakis.
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Pitt Gorilla
03-21-2009, 10:20 PM
Robin Williams is doing dramas now? Yeah right, next you'll tell me Tom Hanks will win a couple of Oscars some day.
Posted via Mobile DeviceJoe vs. the Volcano is coming out next year and that movie will likely represent the finest piece of filmmaking ever printed to film.

Reerun_KC
03-21-2009, 10:21 PM
3 yards and a cloud of dust!


You dont win in the NFL unless you can play defense and run the ball..

Pioli Zombie
03-21-2009, 10:22 PM
Hey guys I just met this woman. I think she's the one.
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RJ
03-21-2009, 10:24 PM
Is it just me, or does Michael Jackson's skin seem lighter than it was a few years ago?

keg in kc
03-21-2009, 10:24 PM
Hey guys I just met this woman. I think she's the one.She is the one. The one daughter of satan.

Pitt Gorilla
03-21-2009, 10:24 PM
Stayed home sick today and played Tecmo Bowl. 2 running plays, 2 passing plays; what more do you need?

Related: My NES keeps flashing on and off. I took the cartridge out and shook it. What else can I do?

Reerun_KC
03-21-2009, 10:25 PM
Stayed home sick today and played Tecmo Bowl. 2 running plays, 2 passing plays; what more do you need?

Then came Super Tecmo Bowl.... That is when alot of people became flustrated...

Pioli Zombie
03-21-2009, 10:27 PM
She is the one. The one daughter of satan.

I think she is a quality person who will always affirm me as a person. By golly I'm going to make her my wife!
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RJ
03-21-2009, 10:29 PM
I think she is a quality person who will always affirm me as a person. By golly I'm going to make her my wife!
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Yeah, that's what I thought about my wife. I just got divorced and there's way in hell I'd get married again. Don't do it!

Pioli Zombie
03-21-2009, 10:29 PM
Can you believe Steve Martin is hosting SNL? That's gotta be like, what, 4 times already?
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'Hamas' Jenkins
03-21-2009, 10:29 PM
In the year two thousand..........
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Under rising pressure from Native American advocacy groups citing cultural insensitivity, the Atlanta Braves will change their name to the Atlanta Drooling Retards.

Reerun_KC
03-21-2009, 10:30 PM
Stayed home sick today and played Tecmo Bowl. 2 running plays, 2 passing plays; what more do you need?

Related: My NES keeps flashing on and off. I took the cartridge out and shook it. What else can I do?

you blew in the cartridge....

keg in kc
03-21-2009, 10:31 PM
I think 1989 was the year I tore my ACL playing basketball. Or '90. I can't remember.

Not the best time of my life.

ChiefaRoo
03-21-2009, 10:32 PM
Skip - "My prostate is all swolled up again" "Ever since I turned 60..."

keg in kc
03-21-2009, 10:33 PM
Skip - "My prostate is all swolled up again" "Ever since I turned 60..."1989...not 1889.

Skip Towne
03-21-2009, 10:35 PM
Hell I waited for VHS

I was so deprived as a child. More than anything I want to see Indy classic on the big screen.

I wanted to see the Indy 500.

Pioli Zombie
03-21-2009, 10:36 PM
I don't know who is better looking, Mickey Rourke or Kathleen Turner?
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KcMizzou
03-21-2009, 10:38 PM
In 1989 I was 14-15. Bagging groceries part time after school, and just becoming a Chiefs fan.

ChiefaRoo
03-21-2009, 10:38 PM
Skip - "Cable TV?!!, Hell that'll never catch on!" "Why pay for something when you can git it fer free!"

Count Alex's Losses
03-21-2009, 10:48 PM
In 1989 I was 14-15. Bagging groceries part time after school, and just becoming a Chiefs fan.

That was me a few years later.

Fairplay
03-21-2009, 10:49 PM
:clap:

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Deberg_1990
03-21-2009, 10:55 PM
Anyone seen SNL lately?? Complete crap. That show hasnt been funny since Belushi left.

Pioli Zombie
03-21-2009, 10:56 PM
I hear this Godfather 3 they are making will blow the first two away.
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Gonzo
03-21-2009, 10:58 PM
rumor has it they're making a die hard sequel and godfather 3 is coming out soon.
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Gonzo
03-21-2009, 10:59 PM
I hear this Godfather 3 they are making will blow the first two away.
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rofl rofl

ass!
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big nasty kcnut
03-21-2009, 10:59 PM
We need to run the run and shoot.
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keg in kc
03-21-2009, 11:00 PM
In 1989 I was 14-15. Bagging groceries part time after school, and just becoming a Chiefs fan.God you're old.

Demonpenz
03-21-2009, 11:01 PM
Man the oakland A's almost look like they are on steriods....naaaa that can't be

keg in kc
03-21-2009, 11:06 PM
Hogan/Savage for the title. Rude/Warrior for the IC title. Piper using a fire extinguisher on Morton Downey, Jr.

InChiefsHell
03-21-2009, 11:09 PM
I thought it was real cool in Lethal Weapon where Murtaugh was using a phone to call the station from his car! I wonder if people will really be able to carry a portable phone around with them like that in the future?

InChiefsHell
03-21-2009, 11:10 PM
Dude, Molly Ringwald is so freakin' def!!

Pioli Zombie
03-21-2009, 11:12 PM
Of all of them, Judd Nelson is going to have the most significant career.
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whoman69
03-21-2009, 11:15 PM
Is this Heaven? No its Iowa.

Who can forget Field of Dreams. I was just starting out in the army. I knew when I got to Europe that everyone would be jealous that I had already seen Batman.

Pioli Zombie
03-21-2009, 11:20 PM
Michael Jordan is a great scorer but he'll never be a winner like Bird or Magic.
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KcMizzou
03-21-2009, 11:38 PM
God you're old.Don't I know it.

Pioli Zombie
03-21-2009, 11:46 PM
Danny Manning is going to tear up the NBA.
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keg in kc
03-21-2009, 11:47 PM
Don't I know it.Hear that.

DeezNutz
03-21-2009, 11:48 PM
The Royals have always been a model franchise. I expect this should continue.

Pitt Gorilla
03-21-2009, 11:51 PM
Danny Manning is going to tear up the NBA.
Posted via Mobile DeviceHis knees?

Glam rock will never die!!!

Oh, and that Lorenzo White cat can really run the ball. They really shouldn't pass every down. Oh well, when in Houston...

Pioli Zombie
03-21-2009, 11:51 PM
Bo Jackson will break all the records
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'Hamas' Jenkins
03-22-2009, 12:48 AM
Hogan/Savage for the title. Rude/Warrior for the IC title. Piper using a fire extinguisher on Morton Downey, Jr.

The first Wrestlemania I ever watched. I wore that tape out. My dad got it from a guy he worked with who dubbed him a copy.

I still remember the Rockers vs. the Big Bossman and Akeem, Perfect v. Blue Blazer (Owen), The Red Rooster v. Heenan, Martel's heel turn, every word of Rude's promo, and the awesomeness of Mr. Fuji getting annihilated by Demolition.

'Hamas' Jenkins
03-22-2009, 12:49 AM
Flavor Flav is the moral conscience of Black America.

RippedmyFlesh
03-22-2009, 01:15 AM
Don't worry carl will get our next great qb and we'll get that 2nd ring finally.

RippedmyFlesh
03-22-2009, 01:20 AM
Mike Elkins will be much better than aikman

big nasty kcnut
03-22-2009, 07:15 AM
Me and ultra will be talking about how lucha libre is the future. Also that jake roberts should be wwf champ.
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Katipan
03-22-2009, 08:23 AM
What's a blowjob?

Pioli Zombie
03-22-2009, 09:06 AM
Someday Jesse Jackson will be our first black President
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Ultra Peanut
03-22-2009, 09:55 AM
Man the oakland A's almost look like they are on steriods....naaaa that can't beThose guys aren't baseball players, they're meatheads. Baseball is supposed to be about having a combination of skills, not being jacked to the gills. Guys like Rafael Palmeiro and Barry Bonds are what it's all about.

Jesus Christ, Canseco had 40 stolen bases in '88?

Deberg_1990
03-22-2009, 09:55 AM
IM sick of paying $1.09 for gas! Anyone remember the good old days when gas was only .75 a gallon??

Ultra Peanut
03-22-2009, 09:56 AM
Me and ultra will be talking about how lucha libre is the future. Also that jake roberts should be wwf champ.
Posted via Mobile DeviceMy typing would be great for a four year old. I loved Jake, and I hated Hogan. I was like a little protosmark.

WhitiE
03-22-2009, 11:43 AM
wow what a top 5.....

KCrockaholic
03-22-2009, 02:24 PM
I predict in 5 years Joe Montana will be a chief....if im right....i get everyones casino cash! muwahaha!

Pioli Zombie
03-22-2009, 02:51 PM
Dwight Gooden, when all is said and done, will have way more career wins than Roger Clemens.
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