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mlyonsd
03-22-2009, 05:40 PM
There is a lot of common sense spewed out in this forum.

Who do you think would represent their own local constituents while at the same time the entire country?

No poll because there are too many people to name.

mlyonsd
03-22-2009, 05:41 PM
I'll start with Amornix and patteeu just because I think they can argue an issue and (almost) come to an agreement.

Sully
03-22-2009, 05:57 PM
Baby Lee
Amnorix
DanT
Hamas
pat
Jilly

VAChief
03-22-2009, 06:10 PM
"The chair recognizes the at large representative from the US Virgin Islands, Mr. Wendler."

patteeu
03-22-2009, 06:34 PM
How about petegz28? He's feisty and that can be fun. Watchout illegals and corporate executives!

Bowser
03-22-2009, 07:07 PM
Not me.

"The chair recognizes the at large representative from the US Virgin Islands, Mr. Wendler."

LMAO

BucEyedPea
03-22-2009, 07:13 PM
Hamas

SBK
03-22-2009, 09:47 PM
I'd like to think all of us here are above that cesspool. :)

BucEyedPea
03-22-2009, 09:59 PM
I'd like to think all of us here are above that cesspool. :)

That's why I named Hamas. Could add banyon too. They love the state.

rrl308
03-22-2009, 10:05 PM
BEP

Count Alex's Wins
03-22-2009, 10:18 PM
I could filibuster some shit up.

SBK
03-22-2009, 10:49 PM
That's why I named Hamas. Could add banyon too. They love the state.

I'd rather Hamas replace Todd McShay and have some epic battles debating the draft with Heil Kiper!

Taco John
03-22-2009, 11:07 PM
I vote for Kotter. Just that one move will guarantee that kids will be getting a better education, even if he doesn't do a thing in congress.

petegz28
03-22-2009, 11:11 PM
How about petegz28? He's feisty and that can be fun. Watchout illegals and corporate executives!

Damn skippy! :D

alanm
03-22-2009, 11:24 PM
Lawyers need not apply.

CrazyPhuD
03-23-2009, 02:00 AM
Common sense isn't permitted in congress.

Hence why the people that should be there...never will.

HonestChieffan
03-23-2009, 07:48 AM
Donger and Fax.

Brock
03-23-2009, 08:32 AM
I vote for Kotter. Just that one move will guarantee that kids will be getting a better education, even if he doesn't do a thing in congress.

ROFL

J Diddy
03-23-2009, 08:40 AM
I vote for Kotter. Just that one move will guarantee that kids will be getting a better education, even if he doesn't do a thing in congress.


Not to mention it should cut back the teacher-student violence in schools significantly.

patteeu
03-23-2009, 08:48 AM
Not to mention it should cut back the teacher-student violence in schools significantly.

LMAO

talastan
03-23-2009, 08:52 AM
I nominate myself......I will look out for the welfare of the little people. I can spend money that doesn't exist. I can even pretend to balance a budget. I'll take the hit for everyone on the Planet..........:D JK

trndobrd
03-23-2009, 12:28 PM
Donger for Senate so he can question John Kerry's Patriotism in person.

Sully
03-23-2009, 12:31 PM
The last poster from CP I'd want in Congress is Donger.

The confirmation hearings, comittee hearings, interviews, etc. would take decades.

Donger
03-23-2009, 12:37 PM
The last poster from CP I'd want in Congress is Donger.

The confirmation hearings, comittee hearings, interviews, etc. would take decades.

Why would you say that?

Sully
03-23-2009, 12:40 PM
Why would you say that?

Why do you think I would say that?

Donger
03-23-2009, 12:44 PM
Why do you think I would say that?

I don't know. That is why I asked.

Sully
03-23-2009, 12:56 PM
I don't know. That is why I asked.

You can't think of any reason someone would think that?

Donger
03-23-2009, 01:03 PM
You can't think of any reason someone would think that?

I can think of many reasons.

Sully
03-23-2009, 01:04 PM
What are they?

Donger
03-23-2009, 01:05 PM
What are they?

You want to know them all?

Amnorix
03-23-2009, 01:12 PM
ROFL ROFL

Baby Lee
03-23-2009, 01:27 PM
The esteemed gentleman from Dongerville yields the remainder, . . . . err it seems that the esteemed gentleman from Dongerville has no remaining time.

Brock
03-23-2009, 01:28 PM
Why is Donger a douchebag?

Duck Dog
03-23-2009, 01:30 PM
I vote, none of the above. They all spend too much time on the Internet to accomplish anything in Washington.

Baby Lee
03-23-2009, 01:30 PM
Why is Donger a douchebag?

I can only guess that he had some douchewater and needed a way to contain it?

Sully
03-23-2009, 01:31 PM
You want to know them all?

How many of them do you think would be useful to the conversation?

Donger
03-23-2009, 01:35 PM
How many of them do you think would be useful to the conversation?

All of them?

Sully
03-23-2009, 01:36 PM
All of them?

Is that a question?

Donger
03-23-2009, 01:39 PM
Is that a question?

Yes. You can ascertain that by observing the question mark at the end.

Sully
03-23-2009, 01:40 PM
Don't you think it seems like a statement with a question mark at the end in the context of this conversation?

Donger
03-23-2009, 01:40 PM
Don't you think it seems like a statement with a question mark at the end in the context of this conversation?

No.

Sully
03-23-2009, 01:44 PM
No.

So, do you want to list all of them?

Baby Lee
03-23-2009, 01:44 PM
Don't you think it seems like a statement with a question mark at the end in the context of this conversation?
Dont be obtuse, he's clearly asking "[doesn't] all of them [sound reasonable]?"

Donger
03-23-2009, 01:47 PM
So, do you want to list all of them?

No.

Brock
03-23-2009, 01:49 PM
Sales.

J Diddy
03-23-2009, 02:15 PM
This thread should be titled post whoring of epic proportions.

Sully
03-23-2009, 02:20 PM
No.

Which ones would you like to list?

Donger
03-23-2009, 02:24 PM
Which ones would you like to list?

My favorites?

Mr. Flopnuts
03-23-2009, 02:24 PM
LMAO This is great.

Mr. Flopnuts
03-23-2009, 02:24 PM
My favorites?

Your final answer?

Sully
03-23-2009, 02:25 PM
My favorites?

Do you think those would be sufficient?

Hog Farmer
03-23-2009, 02:25 PM
I think I should be in congress, there are laws on livestock masturbation that need to be addressed !

Donger
03-23-2009, 02:26 PM
Do you think those would be sufficient?

Sufficient for you? If so, I can't answer that.

Sully
03-23-2009, 02:28 PM
Sufficient for you? If so, I can't answer that.

If you knew I didn't strongly care how long or short of a list you posted would that ake it easier for you?

Donger
03-23-2009, 02:29 PM
If you knew I didn't strongly care how long or short of a list you posted would that ake it easier for you?

What do you mean by "ake"?

Sully
03-23-2009, 02:31 PM
You really can't decipher the typo?

If your options were take, make, lake, bake, or cake, which one do you think would fit best in the context of the sentence?

Donger
03-23-2009, 02:31 PM
You really can't decipher the typo?

If your options were take, make, lake, bake, or cake, which one do you think would fit best in the context of the sentence?

If I had to guess, I would guess "make."

Jilly
03-23-2009, 02:32 PM
You boys are cute.

My nominations would be:
Patty O
Sully
Mr. Kotter
banyon
petez28

so far

Sully
03-23-2009, 02:33 PM
If I had to guess, I would guess "make."

Does that guess make it easier for you to answer the question?

Sully
03-23-2009, 02:33 PM
You boys are cute.

My nominations would be:
Patty O
Sully
Mr. Kotter
banyon
petez28

so far

I'm more of a Chief of Staff guy.

I've got too many skeletons.

Donger
03-23-2009, 02:34 PM
Does that guess make it easier for you to answer the question?

It certainly makes your question more sensible.

Jilly
03-23-2009, 02:34 PM
I'm more of a Chief of Staff guy.

I've got too many skeletons.

Oh really....hmmm....what would those be? I would take you to be my Leo any day!

Sully
03-23-2009, 02:35 PM
It certainly makes your question more sensible.

Based off the "ake" exchange alone, do you still wonder about my original assessment of you in Congress?

Donger
03-23-2009, 02:36 PM
Based off the "ake" exchange alone, do you still wonder about my original assessment of you in Congress?

No.

Sully
03-23-2009, 02:36 PM
Oh really....hmmm....what would those be? I would take you to be my Leo any day!

That's why I nominated you.

Plus, you would look better on a poster than I.

Sully
03-23-2009, 02:37 PM
No.

Good.

Donger
03-23-2009, 02:38 PM
Good.

Yes, I still don't know, however. That's why I asked in the first place.

Sully
03-23-2009, 02:39 PM
Yes, I still don't know, however. That's why I asked in the first place.

So you do wonder?

Donger
03-23-2009, 02:43 PM
So you do wonder?

I wonder about many things. To what are you referring?

Sully
03-23-2009, 02:44 PM
I wonder about many things. To what are you referring?

Did you read post #63?

Donger
03-23-2009, 02:45 PM
Did you read post #63?

Yes.

patteeu
03-23-2009, 02:45 PM
Jilly

Sully

Isn't that sweet?



But...

I may be reading too much into this, but the order of these nominees tells me there might be some trouble brewing in paradise:

You boys are cute.

My nominations would be:
Patty O
Sully
Mr. Kotter
banyon
petez28

so far

:shrug:

Sully
03-23-2009, 02:47 PM
Yes.

And you don't know to what I'm referring?

Sully
03-23-2009, 02:47 PM
Isn't that sweet?



But...

I may be reading too much into this, but the order of these nominees tell me there might be some trouble brewing in paradise:



:shrug:

It's alphabetical order...




...she just isn't very good at the alphabet.

Donger
03-23-2009, 02:47 PM
And you don't know to what I'm referring?

Know? No.

Sully
03-23-2009, 02:48 PM
Do you wonder about my original assessment of you in congress?

Donger
03-23-2009, 02:50 PM
Do you wonder about my original assessment of you in congress?

Obviously.

Sully
03-23-2009, 02:51 PM
Obviously.

Why did you say no when I asked you the first time? (In post 63)

patteeu
03-23-2009, 02:52 PM
It's alphabetical order...




...she just isn't very good at the alphabet.

Uh oh. Now the criticisms are flying!

Donger
03-23-2009, 02:54 PM
Why did you say no when I asked you the first time? (In post 63)

I mis-read your question.

stevieray
03-23-2009, 03:14 PM
this thread shows why hardly anyone form this forum would do ok...

I'd rock, though.

Jilly
03-23-2009, 03:41 PM
Do you need to be good at the alphabet to be in Congress?

HonestChieffan
03-23-2009, 03:45 PM
Do you need to be good at the alphabet to be in Congress?

You need no skills to be in congress.

Baby Lee
03-23-2009, 04:13 PM
Do you need to be good at the alphabet to be in Congress?

It helps sexual congress. ;)

Jilly
03-23-2009, 04:42 PM
It helps sexual congress. ;)

really? I just figure if I know the letter O, I'm good there.

mlyonsd
03-23-2009, 05:08 PM
Well this thread didn't go anywhere I was hoping. ROFL

Just one big happy disfunctional family.

Iowanian
03-23-2009, 05:11 PM
Just like real life, the only people who truely are intelligent, motivated and honest enough to make a real difference in Congress, wouldn't ask for or accept the position.


No thank you....although the retirement plan after 1 term is appealing.

BucEyedPea
03-23-2009, 06:04 PM
I vote, none of the above. They all spend too much time on the Internet to accomplish anything in Washington.

That's the silver lining. You'd actually be free because we wouldn't be bothering you with more needless laws, regs, taxes or increasing spending.

patteeu
03-23-2009, 07:29 PM
Well this thread didn't go anywhere I was hoping. ROFL

Just one big happy disfunctional family.

You might get a 100 post thread out of it though. :thumb:

Rain Man
03-23-2009, 07:33 PM
this thread shows why hardly anyone form this forum would do ok...

I'd rock, though.


1st Amendment Elvis?

Rain Man
03-23-2009, 07:36 PM
Hamas

Would he use that name at the swearing-in ceremony?

Simply Red
03-23-2009, 07:39 PM
Hamas

but he won't even show his face. Ha!

BucEyedPea
03-23-2009, 07:41 PM
Would he use that name at the swearing-in ceremony?

Yes!

Simply Red
03-23-2009, 07:45 PM
I mis-read your question.

What is, 'mis-read?'

stevieray
03-23-2009, 08:28 PM
1st Amendment Elvis?you know, i am going gray...powdered wig and a jumpsuit?

ROFL

"Thank you, Madame.Speaker, thank you very much...I've been dead thirty years, and I still look better than you baby..."

DeezNutz
03-24-2009, 12:14 AM
Would Congress recognize DeezNutz? If so...

Thig Lyfe
03-24-2009, 12:21 AM
SHTSPRAYER

ClevelandBronco
03-24-2009, 12:30 AM
Taco.

Can you imagine the coverage he'd get?

He's Ron Paul with all the marketing savvy that is otherwise missing.